The auditor n Me


    Chapter #1

    Dear bro pls pardon me me i cant write the story as good as dhornyboy, drifter79 etc…. A brief intro about myself, currently i’m working in the finance department in a retail company. As my company Finance year end is in march, external auditors from one of the big four would be send to our company to perform auditing sometime in early Feb.

    As always i would be anticipating whether the auditors would be a chio bu anot..

    . So the day came, the audit manager would bring in the new batch of auditors to intro to the finance department. There was this gal who i would call her J that caught my attention

    . She really had a nice OL look, dressed in white shirt with tight black skirt and a tiny belt across her waist.

    Hope bros would support my story!!! I know i cant be compare to the Lao jiao bro here…Accountants only number sensitive not really good wif words,

    . Hope be back if there is support from bros!!

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    Chapter #2

    Thanks bro for your encouragement!

    Abit more on J. J is 23yrs old, its her 1st job after graduating. J is about 1.6m ard 45kg, shoulder length curvly hair and what i like her the most is her lucy liu eyes aka “phoenix eyes” she really look damn sexy wif the OL dress n can be seen carrying those branded handbag ie coach, LV, Gucci, but she look damn cute with her braces

    like JC gals. Haha!!

    As bros here should know auditors would always like to query all the fiancial statement etc, i therefore know that i have a good chance working with her if she assigned to the company that i handling the accounts, if she was send to audit another subsidiary company that would be damn sianz for me..

    But i guess all bro would have noe the outcome rite

    ..She was assigned to carry out the auditing of my company account. For the 1st few day notin much happened cause they are still dealing with the administrative thingly…

    Bro, haf to stop here for now, me going ZZZ coz tonite got soccer match so must sleep early coz working tml somemore…Would be back for more if there more bro support!!!

    Prediction

    Roma 1 - Man u 0

    Schalke 04 0- Barcelona 1

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    Chapter #3

    Me can start camping here liao…

    Looks interesting man…

    Can’t wait for the next chapter..

    Keep going bro.

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    Chapter #4

    Bro you wake uip liao bo … awaiting your interesting followup chapter.

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    AssssHHH

    Bro, haf to stop here for now, me going ZZZ coz tonite got soccer match so must sleep early coz working tml somemore…Would be back for more if there more bro support!!!

    Prediction

    Roma 1 - Man u 0

    Schalke 04 0- Barcelona 1

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    Chapter #5

    First, your subject attracts my attention - draw me to your thread hoping for some juicy stories with young auditors. I have to say some female auditors are really pretty and give a different feel, especially when they are in formal OL attires.

    Second, we are not running a writing competition, it is fine that your writing might not beat some poetic writers in SBF, but just try your best. Don’t worry! We are not submitting any essays.

    Your stories are so short, and you keep asking us for encouragement.

    Sorry to say - I don’t feel the need to up your reputation points. Have lost the excitment to read your thread. Worst still, feel like zapping you

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    Chapter #6

    I think the threadstarter only write one post a day izzit or he does it only at night, looks like I can only carryon tomolo.

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    Chapter #7

    Sorry to keep all bros waiting, i will try to write more as possible….Paiseh very long never write essay liao so lazy to write so much at one go..Btw pls dont zap me, will try to write more today

    J being in her 1st year there alots of things which she is quite new to it. She would always be asking me to explain all sorts of report n the how i derive the figures etc. Hah! actually i also hate auditors because they will always be bothering your work. But this time around it is different because of J

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    For the 1st two weeks, i would juz ans her quries den ask her to fuck off that type, must be so obivious rite???It was during my annual stocktake at my warehouse, i decide to make my 1st move, as auditors have to perform sampling of the quantity of the stocks in the warehouse. As its a stocktake,J was in her casual wear, a tiny top wif 3/4 jeans.Wah! I never knew she got such good figure coz usually in the formal wear i din get to see much of her figure.

    J came up to me " hey can you help me to locate the whereabout of this shipment of stocks" I replied" sure, follow me", She start to counter check the stock according to the stock lists i have gave her. As some of the stock is being keep on the top shelving, as she stretch herself, something caught my attention!! Wow!! I spotted a tattoo of a dolphine on her right side of the stomach. Darm! I always have a fetish of gals wif “ang kong”. J " the physical quantity n your stock list doesnt tally, u wana double check?I replied “okie”, the next moment i was standing next to her counting the stocks, she smell really good with her vera wang princess perfume!!" Ya your rite" there discrepancies with this batch"

    As this is a good chance to make my move, i asked her " so this is your 1st stock-take this year? she ans"ya loh, being the newbie i was assigned to do the stock take my by senior"I laugh at" so your senior G always bullied u ah? tml i go talk to her" J " dont get me into trouble" “I’m juz joking only n we both laugh.” Common lets finished up the stocktake faster den we can go home earlier"

    Its was ard 1.30am after we had finished the stocktake, as J was leaving my office i quickly approach her," u need a ride", its difficult to get a taxi in this area, somemore its dangerous for you to be alone at this hour"

    To be continue ……….

    I go makan liao bro…..

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    Chapter #8

    J " its not nice for me to let you send me home, you also had a long day", i “no worries, where u stay?” " Kembangan" " its quite near lah, she hoped on to my car" I turned on lush 99.5 trying to act abit ang moh pia, I asked " how come no bf to pick u up meh at this time " J " me now single, also no time for bf. In my mind i was tinking that " no bf!!hosei liao!!" Throughout the ride she told me she graduated from UMSW last year n had join the audit firm 2 month ago, i asked her how long haf u put on your braces? she said juz only, " It dont feel good rite? i use to have braces too!! J " show me how how your result, we carrying talking about that , After 15 mins, i reach her place, she staying in those semi detached house at kembangan. “thanks for the ride, good nite cya tml” " U have a good rest too!!“After that i speed my way back!!Damn! i’m staying at queenstown area, haha bo bian for the sake of J must try n be mr nice guy”

    The next day at the office, J in red shirt wif puff sleave wif a pants, she look darm attactive today!!! She was again asking me for report n stuffs like that, I " hey u still dun wana leave me alone for the day ah, yesterday we both had a long day" J " Sorry sorry, but i got to rush out the report for my senior by today" " Hah! why say sorrie, u are juz doing your job mah “J " thanks!, that so nice of you, later i buy u coffee k?? " U better keep your promise ah, I wan kopi ci” After she got her report n ans she leave to do her job, i knew that it working well for me now. My accountant " hey ask u assists auditor job not ask u to pao niu here" I told her that there is nothing ai mei going on lah!!!! I also got send u home before rite"

    Its was tea break, J came to my office wif my kopi ci" Here you are!!, but i still need some favour from you again" " den i better not drink it, so what you wan now?? But this time round i not very sure of the agreement thingly, so i told her that i i must wait for my boss to come back from leave den i will check wif him again. J " u better make sure hor, or else i will kill u" Wah!!She wana kill me?? what for???

    to be continue…..

    Bro out there, hope this is better than the last two post, will try n write more later

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    Chapter #9

    Dear bros i’m back to write more abt J,

    After hearing what J say, i was darm horny coz i was hoping that i rather be killed by her on bed.

    So after work, i purposely stay back at office to do OT knowing that J would still be around rushing her report… I purposely let J knew J i was staying for OT by working out of my office to ask her for a file i had lend her earlier. J" Not tired ah? " I replied" Of coz not after drinking the kopi si you had bought for me, me still can go on for hours " J blushed " dont mentioned, juz rmb to help me find out the agreement thingly from your boss asap." " Will do" i quickly went back to my office to do my stuffs.

    A 2 hour passed, i saw J packing her barang barang, i quickly packed up n wait for her to move off 1st, as i knew J would have to walk quite a distance b4 she reach the main road. I rush to my car, praying that i wont lost her, i drove slowly scanning for her sight, then i saw something familliar, a red top!!

    i accelerate til quite close to her n i horned at her.J turned back " Oh its u, i thought who the hell would have horned at me" " Sorry to have gave u a fright, i was thinking of giving you a lift" J " its okie, its still earlier anyway i’m sure i can get a cab outside". I " dont be naggy just hoped on"

    J" thank you! guess i had to give you a treat again, hmm how about we go grab something to eat?" I’m sure you also haven had your dinner rite?? I " ya i’m starving too" she suggest going to east coast to have dinner..

    Bro, me tired liao would continue if i have the time during the half time break for champion league tonite….

    Hope to see more support from brothers soon

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    Chapter #10

    Bro nawtgree, i also agree that its better to dont eat and shit at the same place..But i believe u oso kena turn on by the fresh grad chio bus rite..Maybe u can also sian 1 of those client account department gals..My fren also gt tio before, coz as u noe account ppl worked quite closely with u 1 so easier to tackle them

    Btw wat the entry salary now ah bro??

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