How I finally upped my maid..


    Chapter #1

    Looking at those post whereby the bros all have had their share of bonking maids …. I find that…I do have a conquest of my own…it all started out on that fateful night…

    My maid shall be renamed as L …

    As you all know… Typical Singapore family do restrict their maid/s from using their handphone. when the maids wanted to call home, either they would have to use the landline… or using the employer hp. some of the better ones would have their own HP’s but with some timing restrictions.

    My family is no different. My mum restricts the maid to the landline , with a once a week home call. Thus, after nearly 2 years of employment,L wanted her own personal phone.

    She tried to negotiate with my mum and dad, but they had their foot firmly down on the issue. Coz of a lot of cases around my neighborhood and relatives, whereby the maid had their own phones, they are unable to concentrate on what they are doing. Thus having such impressions, no personal HP for L.

    That night after my work.. approximately 10.40pm..I saw L sitting on the doorway,connecting to my backyard. She seemed sad and troubled…I called out to her..

    Me : L… What happen to you ah? You look so sad… Why leh?

    L: no sir.. nothing sir.

    Me: you sure not? If you need my help , I can help you if I can.

    L hesitated… She look at me with her big doeful eyes… Like a prayer has been answered…

    L : really ah sir? Can help me ah?

    At this moment… Hosei Liao… Maybe can try Liao… Knn forum ppl keep saying up this maid up that maid… Maybe if I can help… I do an exchange….haha… Favor must be returned…

    Me : caaaaaan… I try. No guarantee. You tell me first what happen?

    Actually I already know what happened. Coz my mum told me that the maid wanted a hand phone for very long Liao… But keep kena rejected her request. Today my dad just came back and she tried her luck again… But my dad says is not time yet…

    L : sir… Saya want a hand phone. No need so good like yours and ma’am… Can call can already. I want to call home every night to talk to my mother and uncle.

    Me : so you wan me to ask sir for you huh? But you know.. sir already say cannot…. I also cannot help you…

    L : sir… Then how…

    Me: from what I see.. you got two choice lo… One is you wait lo… Till sir buy …but I don’t know when… Two.. I buy for you lo…but….

    L : really ah sir? You buy for me? At this point…she lighted up…. She got excited… Like hope is coming back…

    Me : ya..but…. What do I get if I buy for you?

    TBC….

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    Chapter #2

    L : sir…. What can I do sir?

    Me in my heart : HOSEI Liao…. Finally…. Knn all the ppl in the forum bonk maid left right center…. Here fish there fish…Now knn my turn Liao…. after so long….

    Me : I don’t ask for much… Become saya cewek first.. then I point to my cheek and lips.. you kiss me first then talk…

    L : sir!!

    Me : I buy HP for my ceweks…. Why must I buy phone for you. You not related to me… You not saya wife, sister or family. You also not my cewek…

    I forgot to do a bit of intro on L hahaha

    L is from Indonesia, no off days, big eyes, petite in size, ards 1.5m 42kg.

    L hesitated… She seems reluctant…

    Me: anyway u consider first… I going up to my room.. you decided to become saya cewek.. you come to my room…

    Without giving her a chance to reply, I went upstairs to my room and began to wait…

    10 mins passed.. my heart was beating furiously… Wtf had I done…. Knn if she report police how if in the event I walk the walk on her…. Shit… But there is no turning back. There is no pill to take that can be undone..

    *Knock knock*

    “Sir?” A whisper sounded behind the door……

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    Chapter #3

    I slowly walk to the door.. in a few steps and open it. L slipped right in… And she close the door while I walk to the bed…..

    Then she stand at the door there…with her head bowed down…

    Me : so.. you decided already huh?

    L just nodded shyly..

    Me : you confirm ah? You really wan to be my cewek ah..

    L nodded again..

    This time… I really conflicted le… Though I say like that.. but still…. Police… report… police…. ENJOYMENT… FUCK…MAID…. Police… Molest…rape… report…blackmail….newspaper…. ENJOY… aiya..HONGGAN la….

    Me : then what you waiting? With that I pointed to my cheek and lips…

    Without further ado… She came to me.. and started kissing me tenderly on the lips…

    In my heart..LAI LIAO…

    I started to touch her all over le… Squeeze her A cups… Squeeze her ass… Touch her pussy… All outside the clothes la….

    What L did was to crumple my t shirt that I was wearing… Afraid to touch anywhere…

    The moment I reach inside of her shorts and wanted to fondle her pussy… She pulled away….

    With her back turned towards me… With the head bowed

    L : SIR!!

    Hong gan!!

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    Chapter #4

    No la is not balls of steel…. Is the sudden influx of lust haha… Anyway I already wanted to up her loong ago le.. when I spotted her hanging her panties at the backyard… Cotton panties…ultra man logo at the pussy area….anyway back to my memories…

    Hong gan Liao lo…. She like tearing like that… Siao Liao la knn… Molest? Police? Statement? Report… Chiam la… Gey gan Liao lo LJ itchy lo….

    I slowly make my way towards her… Hug her back….and softly ask… Why? What happen?

    L : sir!! You only say kissing… Never say touch…

    Me: but you say you my cewek… I always like that do to my cewek…

    L kept quiet…

    Me : ok la… How about I buy you a phone tmr. Then I give you some money every month also… $50

    L : you promise sir?

    KNN wtf.. sibei Heng. Problem can settle with money is not a problem Liao… Of course I faster promise her la…. Then the kissing and groping resume.

    The next morning I went to 7-11 and bought her the Nokia phone over the counter and pass it to her… Knn she so happy like fuck like that.. and then I gave her $50…

    Me : Na. Give you. Don’t say I bluff you ah. I say I will do it, I sure will do it.

    L : thank you sir! Thank you…

    Ok la… Later you come to my room again ah…

    L nodded….

    After 10 mins she came into the room… We resume kissing… And groping.. and I take off her shorts… Knn she wearing lacy panties… Wtf my maid got lacy panties? As the action got hotter, I proceed to finger her, while I sat on the edge of my bed… And manuover her to sit facing me in my lap…. I push aside her panties to make room for my finger and began to stroke her…

    It was then I realise… Knn she was shaven! Wtf… When she got time to shave de? In the toilet? In the room? I finger her and she gave a small moan…

    L : ssssirrr… She moan softly…. ahhh.. ahhh…

    Boy was I enjoying …. She was getting wetter and wetter…. Can hear the wet slushing sound…. Slosh slosh slosh…. And then…

    L : sirrrrrrr! Ahhhhhhh…. She actually came….

    L panted… while nursing into my neck…

    I took off my pants… With just the boxer and grab her hands to stroke my erected dick… She just cup her palm on my dick… Sian….

    Dulan Liao rite… I finger her again… She wanted to remove her hand from my dick… But I just grab her hand and just hold it there to my dick… And after a while I finger her hard and fast… She just squeeze my dick … And pump abit…

    As you guys know… Boxers have a slit in the middle whereby your dick can come out…. My dick was exposed and I wanted to place it in her pussy….

    I stroke my dick on her outer pussy lips that was wet with her juice…. And then suddenly… She stood up…

    L : SIR!!!

    WHAT THE FUCK!!! Wah piang!! KNNPCB! SMLJ!! FUCKING HELL!! ……

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    Chapter #5

    Lol as you read on… You will know why I not is don’t wan to share.. is cannot share Liao…stay tune ba

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    Chapter #6

    Lol you all hor.. not that I like to stereotype but… Don’t you guys realise that most maids are good at items? Hahaha

    I was cursing and swearing inside Liao… Knn always cock block… Ccb…this time is what…..

    Me: why?

    L: sir too fast.. i scared….slowly can sir? Next time please…

    CCB got next time? I already want to die Liao… So hard le knn….

    Me: then I like that how? U help me ah? While I was pointing to my hard-on… Partly I also don’t wanna push her too much… Later backfire how? This is a dangerous game leh… So many reports in the newspaper … I had to swallow my lust … Cannot Chiong too much and too hard as of now…

    L: I don’t know how sir…

    Dulan.. this cannot that cannot…. I took her hands and place it on my hard-on… Then I slowly guide her to stroke and pump me… In the mean time… Fed up Liao rite… I started to finger her again… All the while we were standing up….

    L: ahhh…sir…ahhhhhhh…

    Me: you like it right? See… So wet already.. ( slosh slosh slosh) see….

    )L: ahh…ahh…sir…

    All the while her hand movements were spastic….pump abit stop…squeeze…stop …stroke…stop… Knn la how to come…

    L: sir …sir…stop stop… Toilet… Sir….I need to…

    Me: just relax….while I went into fast and furious mode… Like angry sex… Minus the dick to pussy penetration… (Slosh slosh slosh) she was so fucking wet….

    L: sir… Cannot…tak boleh tahan…sir…toilet…ahhh…ummmm..ahhhhhhh… Ahhhhhhhh!

    She gave a shiver…. And grab me even tighter… While her hand squeeze my fucking dick…. Knn…like squeeze pressure ball like that… Wah lan….

    I release her… Then sat down on my bed..

    Me: tmr morning 8am come into the room ah…

    L just nodded and started wearing her shorts back… And slowly exited the room…

    KNN PCB… I cannot cum… Sexually frustrated… I changed and went to my car.. drove out to my surrounding area… Went into a massage parlor… And had a release… Boy… That PRC turned PR lady… With her teh voice.. exchanged contact… And soon .. down the road… Became my FB… That’s for another ongoing segment in my life…haha

    The next morning…. I woke up ard 7.30… Did the morning routine, preparing for work… And no knock on the door….KNN… Sian…

    I went downstairs and found her in the kitchen washing dishes… Cleaning…

    Me: L …

    L: yes sir! ( While smiling cheerfully at me )

    Knn smile what… Smile that I’m a carrot head Liao huh….CCb

    Me: I think since you don’t like what I do.. then you think if you really want to be my cewek not. My cewek all I concek wan. With that saying, I raise my right palm to form a circle… With my left palm ball into a fist, I flipped the bird and stimulate a sexual hand sign with the middle finger penetrating my right handed circle… While enforcing the word… Conkek!

    Me : you think first then come talk to me. When I come home at night… The hand phone you can keep. I won’t take back… But I not going to top up for you or give you monthly payment. You not my cewek. But the hand phone if madam or sir see.. I will say is not my one. I will bak bodoh… And will say I don’t know how you get.

    With that I turned my back seat from her and walk out of the house….

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    Chapter #7

    Haha thanks bros for all the advices… But then again lust is always high up… When got lust very hard to think… And… She left sg lo… Lucky for me… L was quite ok in a sense.. i took care of her well being when she was working for my family.. thus no issues… Heng ah…

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    Chapter #8

    I tell you.. waiting for things to happen hor… Is so unbearable… While I as working… I am thinking… KNN later she run away report police how… Or she snitch on me to my family how… Blackmail how…this how that how…1 million how’s…..my heart ah no up no down… Everything is in a blur…

    After work.. when I got home… I purposely walk in front of her.. open the fridge and took huge glups of water… Just to make my presence known… Sat down at the dining table, surfing sammyboy… Reading ilock posts… Haha… While asking her to do things for me. Not once did I mention anything…

    Around 10.30 I went back up to my room… Bathe and continue surfing sammyboy… I remember it was nearing the end of the month.. why do I remember this date…. Just.. read on…

    If you guys expected something to happen.. well… Nothing had happen. The night just passed… Uneventfully… With the exception that around midnight… I went to my usual massage place to have a ending…and or starting of the day.. haiz..

    I was thinking… aiya fuck it la… Nothing happens… Those bro in the screwing maid thread got bluff people not… Saying their conquest like so easy… Fast and furious… Knn… Give abit of top up money la… Can get bj -ed…. Can bonked…. KNNB…. How come like this L cannot de.. different meh… Bluff people… Cheat my feelings.. those buggers in the forum… But… Also relieve la because nothing happen… Like police , blackmail, legal issue haha..

    Few days pass and went into a new month… I just happen to came back from work in the afternoon when L spotted me … This is when things got a little interesting..

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    Chapter #9

    I’m finally back… Many things to settle… Haha now without much further ado… No… I did not get caught nor went to other country…. Haha. Just busy..

    As I mentioned just as things got interesting…

    That afternoon I went back from work, I saw L still doing housework. Nobody was at home at that timing… I was abit dulan of her already. Nothing concrete and the sperms keep on accumulating waiting to shoot on her. Mind you is on her not in her ah…

    L: sir you come back already ah?

    Me: …… ya….

    Obvious right… I came back… If not who lol my soul meh I was thinking…

    L: sir… $50… End month already…

    Me : huh… What $50.. I told you already.. I only give to my cewek… You also not..

    L : sir.. I need to top up my phone…

    Me: huh that time I give u ard ma… So fast finish?

    L: yes sir… While smiling at me…

    Me: no… You are not my cewek… You think what I say that day then u come find me..

    With that I walked up the stairs to my room… Strip and went to the bathroom to bathe…

    Approximately 20 mins later, someone knocked on the room door … I went to opened it and it’s L

    L: sir…

    Me : yes? What you want?

    L hesitated a little… : Sir… I…I… I want be your cewek…

    Me: ok…. Come in…

    The moment she slipped into the room… LAI LIAO LAI LIAO! HO SEH!

    I straight away hug her first… The caress her… Then she close her eyes while inching her lips closer to me… Bit by bit… Our lips met… Started kissing her…. While fondling her outside of her clothes…

    Slowly… I removed her shorts and exposing her panties… KNN… She was wearing like tongs… HOW COME MY MAID WEAR TONG! WAH! I EXPECTED GRANDMA PANTIES TYPE YOY KNOW…

    My dick was so hard the moment I saw her panties… KNN… I was still standing up while doing all those things you know… I guided her hands to my hardon and she auto started stroking it… Squeeze.. pump..squeeze pump…. Wah….

    I reaching into her panties..and started fingering her….

    L: ahhh…. mmmhmm….ahhh…. ahhh..ahhh… ( Softly moaning)

    As her pussy get wetter and wetter…and my finger gets soaking wet… I removed her panties….. Clean shaven..

    KNN… Since when she got so much free time to shave her pussy….hmmmm…..

    I removed my boxers… And swing her to the bed…

    L: sir… I scared…

    Me as lust had taken over… : No scared.. I slowly…

    I parted her legs and slowly guide my dick in….

    TBC…

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    Chapter #10

    Lol cb 2 years has passed Liao… many many things happened… wife pregnant, miscarriage, then pregnant… then give birth… but till today got new maid Liao yet still can’t forget about the old maid… hmmm that’s was the craziest honk ever…

    I still can remember…

    She was soo fucking tight… KNNBCB… only my cock head can go in nia… still got the rest of the body leh…?!!! Fuck!… cannot limbei alrd final step Liao cannot poke in?!

    L: sir… Siiiirrrr… uhuhuh… Pain….

    M: okok I don’t force… I slowly…

    in my head knn how ah… not wet enough meh… I finger her liao leh… all the chup sloshing our Liao cb how ah….. ahhhh!!! I know….

    I went to the shower there, which is just beside my bed, I wet my dick with water…. yes you read it correctly… I splash water onto my dick and palm, I wet my dick…

    Me : ok come…

    I pride open her legs and use my wet palm to lubricate her pussy… make it wet rite… then I slowly insert in….

    L : uh uh uh… sir slowly… ah ah ah…

    Yes la!!! Halfway in Liao… then…. CCB KNNPCB jam inside… SMLJ… still cannot got in..

    This time L use her tights as a barrier… I push in abit she use her thigh to block me as in the more I push she go up also.. CCB

    Me: relax… L relax…

    While saying it I open her legs bigger on missionary style and tried to go all the way…

    L: uh uh.. sir cannot…ah ah.. cannot… pain…

    Tulan sia…. ok nvm… can’t go in… then half stroke lo… in out in out imagine half or less then half a dick inside the pussy Liao shiok not… but cannot stop… alrd like that Liao might as well shoot rite..

    L : uh uh uh… ah ah ….

    me: Big not L…

    L : yes sir… Big… ( half whisper )

    I continue half fuck her for another good 5 mins… you know la when the pussy is super tight virgin leh… very fast come de…

    Me : ah.. yes yes yes…. I grunted… pulled out and ask her..

    Me: L come shake for me fast…

    I straddle her , half sitting on her waist while she was lying down and she begin to shake my dick…

    Me: coming!!!

    I shoot all over her body….

    Damn wat a sight sia… knn she lying down half spent… legs open big big… her pussy was being ravaged for the first time by me… then my sperm on the body and breast…

    I stood up… as walking to the toilet, half turn back and grinned… half conquested… better than nothing…

    TBC

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