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    Chapter #1

    Playboy magazine will no longer publish nude pics of playmates – TomoNews:

    Published on Oct 13, 2015

    CHICAGO — Nude pictures of women have been the centerpiece of Playboy magazine for 62 years, but starting March of next year, the magazine will ditch the fully nude pics. It will still feature women in a provocative poses but Playboy says they’ll be more of a PG-13 flavor.

    Playboy is accepting defeat at the hands of online porn websites in the battle for your eyeballs. Nudity is no longer a novelty. “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free,” Playboy CEO Scott Flanders told the New York Times.

    It’s sad to think that younger generations will never experience the thrill of finding their dad’s secret wank stash. It was a rite of passage, for some a moment of brotherly bonding illuminated merely by flashlight. And gone are the days of black-bar plastic-wrapped magazines tempting teenagers to shoplift.

    Nowadays, every teenage boy knows how go incognito with one hand on his phone, while dads remain dependent on the younger generation to get that darn virus off his computer. Yesterday’s classy wank stash is today’s trashy browser history.

    “Don’t get me wrong,” Cory Jones, a top editor at Playboy, told the New York Times, “12-year-old me is very disappointed in current me. But it’s the right thing to do.”

    So the next time someone claims they read Playboy for the articles, you better believe it.

    (Tomo News)

    Perv Magnet: Violinist Mia Matsumiya shares thousands of sick, perverted online messages – TomoNews:

    Published on Oct 14, 2015

    LOS ANGELES — American violinist Mia Matsumiya is talented, attractive, petite, and Asian, a combination that obviously grabs the attention of many a red-blooded male.

    Unfortunately for Mia, having a public profile means her pictures and posts are also available for everyone to view and comment upon.

    So predictably, the online messages she has received over the years range from the bizarre, to the perverted, to the downright disturbing.

    Speaking about the messages to the Huffington Post recently, Mia said that she received so many sick and disturbing messages over the years that she had become almost desensitized to them.

    But she recently decided enough was enough. So, to shed some light on the abuse and harassment she has been silently suffering all these years, she published a selection of the messages on an Instagram page called ‘Perv Magnet.’

    The page is full of invitations, some seemingly innocent, some almost poetic, and others sexually graphic, plus a range of abusive and sometimes scary threats.

    Mia says the response to her Instagram page has been overwhelmingly positive, although some have accused her of using it to brag about how many ‘compliments’ she gets.

    But what do you think, a valiant crusader against the objectification of women, or shameless attention seeker?

    (Tomo News)

    Sexy Betel Nut Beauty surprises China tourists in up close and personal view – TomoNews:

    Published on Oct 15, 2015

    SOMEWHERE IN SOUTHERN TAIWAN — The term betel nut beauty refers to a common sight along roadsides in Taiwan, where young women sell betel nuts and cigarettes from brightly lit glass enclosures while wearing revealing clothing.

    Well, a tour group from China got a pretty good view of one betel nut beauty after she boarded their tour bus to sell a bag of betel nuts to one customer. Her clothing is more than just revealing, after all, she’s just wearing lingerie and a see through nightie.

    The video’s gone viral in China, as to where it actually happened in Taiwan, no one’s particularly sure. Speculation is that it’s somewhere in southern Taiwan, where police are less strict about public attire.

    Maybe it’ll start a betel nut beauty trend in China.

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #2

    美國夢 中國孕婦闖關屢遭遣返–蘋果日報20151019:

    【動新聞╱綜合報導】

    為了讓孩子變成「美國人」,中國媽媽挺著肚子冒險到美國闖關,這早就不是新聞;之前,­上海一名富婆馬翼就 打著這樣的算盤,還差點成功。今年3月,她想去美國旅行,辦簽證時­沒說自己懷孕,後來打算在美國生小孩, 打電話去美國駐上海領事館問,對方說她拿B2簽­證,包括醫療目的入境,去生小孩沒問題。3月到洛杉磯時, 還帶了財產證明,海關放行,­但稍後被一名華裔官員抽查,東問西問還檢查手機,發現手機微信裡有說到美國生 小孩的事­,一家四口立刻被遣返,未來5年內禁止入境美國。

    美國聯邦調查局今年3月第一次在加州突擊高價坐月子中心,搜索協助中國婦女到美國生產­的仲介,當局也要求 移民官員,嚴格盤查要入境的孕婦,希望能遏止這股投機歪風。

    (台灣蘋果日報)

    【這不是新聞】鬼島復仇者 從軍「啪啪啪」 –蘋果日報20151017:

    島國「神盾局」首度曝光極度機密的人才招募現場。而這難得的英雄「台灣隊長候選人」、­「蜘蛛人的徒弟」, 還有讓局長阿諾口水泛濫成河的長腿正妹都慕名前來應徵,究竟誰才是­軍隊要的人才?女主角長腿正妹由楊甯飾 演。(突發中心╱有壹點團隊製作)

    (台灣蘋果日報)

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    Chapter #3

    China wife swap: poor men should share wives to solve bachelor problem, says economist - TomoNews:

    Published on Oct 29, 2015

    ZHEJIANG, CHINA — China’s decade-long one-child policy and the culture’s preference for sons has resulted in a gender imbalance that has China worrying about a growing number of single men.

    According to the New York Times, 117 boys are born for every 100 girls in China, and by 2020, there will be 30 to 40 million Chinese bachelors — but not nearly enough women to pair them with.

    Xie Zuoshi, an Economics professor at Zhejiang University of Finance and Economics, has come up with an plan to solve this growing bachelor problem: wife-sharing. Professor Xie suggests addressing the problem from a purely economic standpoint, that of supply-and-demand. Because there are not enough women to go around, their value will likely increase. This isn’t a problem for rich men who can afford the high prices, but low-income bachelors are priced out. To solve this quandary, Xie suggests poor bachelors can share the same woman instead, adding that this practice has been known to exist in some remote and poor areas, where brothers can share the same wife and still live happily, reports the BBC.

    Apart from wife-sharing, the professor also suggested that monogamy be banned, and same-sex marriage and wife-sharing be legalized to resolve the issue of far too many men.

    Chinese netizens were none too happy with Xie’s solution, calling his ideas ridiculous and immoral. But Xie hit back at his haters, saying, “if we don’t let 30 million bachelors have women, their lives would have no hope and then they may go around, raping, killing, setting off bombs …”

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #4

    AV actor Shimiken shares trade secrets about how he’s one of 70 male actors in Japan - TomoNews:

    Published on Nov 8, 2015

    TOKYO - Shimiken, whose real name is Ken Shimizu, has been a porn star since he was 18 and he’s been working Japan’s adult entertainment industry for nearly 30 years.

    Shimiken, one of the more prolific male AV actors, has started in over 7,000 films and according to him has had sex with more than 8,000 women.

    Shimiken explains that in order to be one of the best male actors have to think of sex like a marathon. If you fizzle out early, then it’s all over.

    So Shimiken shares his trade secrets.

    One: If you feel that you’re getting close to popping your top, think of something else. For example, what’s for dinner?

    Two: Keep the tool of your trade clean and bacteria free. Sometimes infections can make it more sensitive and that can cause earlier than scheduled eruptions.

    Three: Practice your restraint by masturbating. If you train 2-3 times a day then you’ll be able to extend your workout time.

    In addition to starring in heterosexual films, Shimiken is also very popular in the gay porn industry in Japan. In fact, one of his first appearances was in a gay magazine.

    Shimiken also showed off his favorite five positions. He loves his job and he says he plans on doing it for as long as he possibly can.

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #5

    Seems like this lady is suffering from hormones in-balance:

    Stripper travels abroad looking for her prince charming, wants sex after marriage – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 1, 2015

    TAIPEI, TAIWAN - Hello everyone and meet Bella. She’s 26 and has been working as a stripper for nearly eight years.

    She’s looking to move on with her life, so she’s here in Taiwan looking for love.

    Bella says it’s important to meet a man who loves her for who she is, so she wants a man who will marry her before having sex. She says sex isn’t important to her, according to Bella, some women are in relationships just for the sex, but not her.

    Bella says size doesn’t matter and she doesn’t care if the guy is a virgin or not, or even if he has premature ejaculation. She says she can have a spiritual orgasm whenever the man she’s with has a physical one.

    Bella says she has a lot of experience with men and with sex, but not much with romantic love. So she’s here hoping and wishing to fall in real love with the man of her dreams.

    Wow, Bella sounds like a sweetheart and with looks like hers it’s hard to imagine she’s managed to stay single this long!

    (Tomo News)

    Human Barbie Pixee Fox has six ribs removed to make her look like Jessica Rabbit – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 1, 2015

    NORTH CAROLINA — Model and body modification artist Pixee Fox, 25, has had 15 cosmetic operations, which includes having six of her ribs removed for a smaller waist.

    According to the Daily Mirror, Fox has spent around $120,000 on plastic surgery and various other procedures to make herself look more like a buxom cartoon character. She has over 140,000 followers on her Instagram account, where she posts pictures of herself and the cartoon characters she idolizes like Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Holli Would, from Cool World.

    Fox is originally from Sweden, where she worked as an electrician, but she currently lives in North Carolina, the Daily Mirror reported. She wants to have the world record for the smallest waist, and she wears a corset all day in an attempt to achieve that. Her prior surgeries include four boob jobs, four nose jobs, liposuction, a Brazilian butt lift and the removal of six ribs. She has also had routine botox injections, eyelid surgery, and a labiaplasty to remove the excess tissue for a designer vagina!

    Fox says she plans to have even more operations next year, like booty and hip implants, as well as eyelash implants and fat removal from her face.

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #6

    OLIVIA CULPO Dumps TIM TEBOW Over Sex… Or Lack Of?:

    Published on Nov 30, 2015

    It looks like Tim Tebow has been benched… Well when it comes to Olivia Culpo that is! Now she may have had Nick Jonas in chains, but reports are swirling that the former Miss Universe has dumped the footballer not for something he did, but for something he didn’t do!Yes, I’m talking about sex! Or should I say lack of! Yep, apparently even Olivia can’t get Tim to stray from his vow of abstinence. So now that she’s back on the market, who should the 23 year old date next?

    (CelebTV)

    Stripper travels abroad looking for her prince charming, wants sex after marriage – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 1, 2015

    TAIPEI, TAIWAN - Hello everyone and meet Bella. She’s 26 and has been working as a stripper for nearly eight years.

    She’s looking to move on with her life, so she’s here in Taiwan looking for love.

    Bella says it’s important to meet a man who loves her for who she is, so she wants a man who will marry her before having sex. She says sex isn’t important to her, according to Bella, some women are in relationships just for the sex, but not her.

    Bella says size doesn’t matter and she doesn’t care if the guy is a virgin or not, or even if he has premature ejaculation. She says she can have a spiritual orgasm whenever the man she’s with has a physical one.

    Bella says she has a lot of experience with men and with sex, but not much with romantic love. So she’s here hoping and wishing to fall in real love with the man of her dreams.

    Wow, Bella sounds like a sweetheart and with looks like hers it’s hard to imagine she’s managed to stay single this long!

    (Tomo News)

    Human Barbie Pixee Fox has six ribs removed to make her look like Jessica Rabbit – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 1, 2015

    NORTH CAROLINA — Model and body modification artist Pixee Fox, 25, has had 15 cosmetic operations, which includes having six of her ribs removed for a smaller waist.

    According to the Daily Mirror, Fox has spent around $120,000 on plastic surgery and various other procedures to make herself look more like a buxom cartoon character. She has over 140,000 followers on her Instagram account, where she posts pictures of herself and the cartoon characters she idolizes like Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Holli Would, from Cool World.

    Fox is originally from Sweden, where she worked as an electrician, but she currently lives in North Carolina, the Daily Mirror reported. She wants to have the world record for the smallest waist, and she wears a corset all day in an attempt to achieve that. Her prior surgeries include four boob jobs, four nose jobs, liposuction, a Brazilian butt lift and the removal of six ribs. She has also had routine botox injections, eyelid surgery, and a labiaplasty to remove the excess tissue for a designer vagina!

    Fox says she plans to have even more operations next year, like booty and hip implants, as well as eyelash implants and fat removal from her face.

    (Tomo News)

    Boob grab challenge: Chinese women take on viral challenge meme – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 3, 2015

    CHINA — Chinese women are stretching their hands behind their backs and grabbing their own boobs in an internet meme that has gone viral. A hashtag for the “behind the back boob-grab challenge” - a spin-off from the “belly button challenge” - has racked up more than 50 million hits and received nearly 40,000 comments on microblogging site Weibo as women across China upload bizarre photos of their acts of contortion - which in some cases look like cases of sexual harassment.

    (Tomo News)

    WTF: Chick Gives Her Opinion On Why Women Should Have Sex With Dogs! 5676547456578674:

    Published on Dec 4, 2015

    WTF: Chick Gives Her Opinion On Why Women Should Have Sex With Dogs!

    Chick Gives Her Opinion On Why Women Should Have Sex With Dogs!

    (WhatTV)

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    Chapter #7

    COOL HAND BOOB: Japanese Boob Massage Goddess Releases Boob Massage Hand Thingy (Natural Breast Enlargement):

    Published on Dec 15, 2014

    COOL HAND BOOB: Japanese Boob Massage Goddess Releases Boob Massage Hand Thingy

    Say hello to Takiko Shindo, aka the Boob Goddess, who has perfected a massage technique known as Oppai Taisou, which literally translates to ‘Boob Exercise.’ That’s right, she massages your boobies, and then, allegedly, they get bigger and more beautiful. Can’t afford her services? Don’t live in Japan? No worries! Now you can buy a replica version of her hand in the form a weird, pink, plastic back scratcher thing and give yourself a boob massage.

    (So That Happened)

    【神藤多喜子】おっぱい体操でふわふわおっぱい!【バストアップ】:

    Hand Method

    【神藤多喜子】あのおっぱい体操が商品化!!【バストアップ】:

    Massager Method

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    Chapter #8

    Female body parts: Some lesser known facts about ‘down there’ female anatomy – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 8, 2015

    We bet you don’t know everything about the vagina, so check out this video.

    First, did you know that researchers say that sex and orgasm can help with menstrual pain?

    Second, there are actually four sexual ‘hot spots’ on the female genitalia. Two of which are inside the vagina, the better known G-spot, located 2-3 inches inside the vagina, and the A-spot, located at the inner end of the vaginal tube between the cervix and the bladder.

    Third, you can change the smell and taste of your vagina by eating more fruit.

    Fourth, the vagina is like a bicep, use it or lose it. The vagina stays healthier when you’re using it with some regularity. There are even specific exercises and instruments to help the vagina stay in tip-top shape if you’re not in the mood for sex.

    And last, but not least, the vagina grows in size when aroused. The average length of a vagina is 3-4 inches long, but it can double in size when aroused.

    (Tomo News)

    Transplant surgery: first penis transplant in the U.S. could help wounded soldiers – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 7, 2015

    BALTIMORE — Surgeons at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine are hoping to within a year perform the first penis transplant in the United States on a young soldier injured by a bomb explosion in Afghanistan, the New York Times reported.

    The surgery is experimental, and doctors at Johns Hopkins have been given permission to perform 60 transplants.

    According to U.S. Department of Defense Trauma Registry figures cited by the New York Times, as many as 1,367 soldiers suffered wounds to the genitals in Iraq and Afghanistan after being injured by IEDs between 2001 and 2013. Some lost all or part of their penises and/or testicles.

    In the first penis transplant in the U.S., a the penis of a recently deceased donor will be removed and carefully dissected to keep its blood vessels, nerves and connecting structures intact.

    Then surgeons will then connect the nerves, veins and arteries of the donor’s penis to the recipient’s correlating tissue and stitch them together under a microscope.

    The recipient’s nerves will grow into the transplant at a rate of about one inch per month, which means it could take several months for the patient to recover sexual function.

    If however the transplant fails, the donor’s penis will be removed, leaving the recipient in the same condition as before the surgery.

    Among the risks are bleeding and infection. The patient will also have to take anti-rejection medicines for all his life, which could increase his chances of developing cancer.

    Only two other penis transplants have been performed: a failed one in China in 2006 and a successful one in South Africa in 2014.

    The estimated cost of the procedure is $200,000 to $400,000 per operation.

    (TomoNews)

    Human doll makes for great company says 70 year old Chinese man after his wife died – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 8, 2015

    XIAN, CHINA - In China there has been an increase in the number of human size dolls being purchased by lonely single elderly individuals.

    Seventy year old Mr. Li is one example. Mr. Li lost his wife 3 years ago and since all of his children have grown up and moved away, he wanted someone to keep him company.

    Mr. Li says he’s old and set in his ways, trying to date at his age is frustrating, so he said it was easier for him to spend USD $180 to buy some company.

    Mr. Li bought a large human sized doll to keep him company. He says she’s quiet, satisfies him sexually, and they cuddle together in bed.

    Mr. Li said he’s named her Red and he spends most of his days talking to Red as though she were real. Mr. Li says he hasn’t lost his mind, he’s just lonely. He puts Red away in the closet when his children come to visit.

    Mr. Li said he wished his children would bring the grandchildren and visit him more often, then he wouldn’t need Red to keep him company.

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #9

    Failure to perform: Fiancee calls off engagement, jilted man sues – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 8, 2015

    NEW TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN - In Taiwan, a snubbed 57 year old man identified by his last name Jiang is suing his former fiancee and her mother for slander.

    Mr. Jiang and his former fiancee, a 37 year old woman identified by her last name Xu, met through a matchmaker. After dating for several months the two decided to get in engage, but prior to the wedding Mr. Jiang and Ms. Xu decided to spend the night together at a hotel.

    Much to Ms. Xu’s dismay Mr. Jiang was unable to perform. Mr. Jiang insists it was just a case of nerves.

    Mr. Jiang’s fiancee and her family insisted he go see a doctor but he refused, so his fiancee broke off the engagement.

    Mr. Jiang then demanded Ms. Xu return all the money and gifts he’d given her during the course of their relationship, when she refused, he sued her. However, a judge ruled that as the gifts were given willingly, she had no legal requirement to return them.

    Now, Mr. Jiang is suing Ms. Xu and her mother for slander. He alleges that the two women have been gossiping about his failure to perform and because of their slanderous tongues he’ll never be able to get married.

    Hmm. Wonder if the slander case will stand up in court?

    (Tomo News)

    Penis shape: Man’s dangle is angled so far down sex is impossible – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 8, 2015

    NEW TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN - Having a bent penis isn’t a serious problem, in fact, most guys lean a little to the left, to the right, or look up.

    Sometimes they even look down, which isn’t a really big deal unless the angle of the dangle when erect is 90 degrees.

    Unfortunately, for one 38 year old man, he had exactly this problem. The bend in his penis when erect was so severe that it made sex impossible and he was seriously risking becoming a 40 year old virgin.

    The unidentified man’s girlfriend finally bullied him into visiting a doctor to see if it could be fixed. The doctor told him it was possible, but it would involve a few minor surgeries over a 2 month period of time.

    After two months, things were looking up for the man and his dong. The girlfriend also seemed eager to try out the new and improved version.

    And they lived happily ever after.

    (Tomo News)

    AV star charity: Japanese AV stars volunteer for titty-touching for charity – TomoNews:

    Published on Dec 8, 2015

    TOKYO, JAPAN - Japan holds an annual event where for a minimum of USD $13 you get to grope the fun bags of 7 female Japanese AV stars.

    In February, over the course of 2 days, nearly 6,000 fans got to feel up 7 female AV stars who volunteered their time and their tits for charity. The event raised over USD $50,000.

    “It’s for charity,” said porn star Iku Sakuragi.“Squeeze them, donate money — let’s be happy.”

    So how much charity would you give to squeeze your favorite AV star’s tits or bits?

    (Tomo News)

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    Chapter #10

    Are You Still A Virgin If You’ve Only Had Anal Sex?:

    COMMENT: It’s high time Singapore criminalised marital rape:

    https://sg.news.yahoo.com/comment-it...878510646.html

    Kirsten Han is a Singaporean blogger, journalist and filmmaker. She is also involved in the We Believe in Second Chances campaign for the abolishment of the death penalty. A social media junkie, she tweets at @kixes. The views expressed are her own.

    After much lobbying from activists, it appears as if India is finally moving towards criminalising marital rape. The minister of state for home affairs indicated in the upper house of Parliament recently that the government will be proposing amendments to the Indian Penal Code to criminalise marital rape. If that amendment really comes to pass, “she’s my wife” will no longer be a legal defence for rape in India.

    It’s a positive sign from India, but what about in Singapore? Marital rape is still not considered a crime here, as long as the wife in question is not under the age of 13. So technically a man could rape his wife – who could be as young as 13 – and still not be prosecuted for rape.

    The only situations in which marital rape is criminalised in Singapore is if there are already divorce proceedings under way, if the court has already issued an injunction prohibiting the man from having sex with his wife, or if the wife already has a protection order against her husband.

    The logic behind not criminalising marital rape is essentially patriarchal and outmoded. It assumes that a woman, upon marriage, automatically gives consent to any and every sexual encounter her husband chooses to have with her. Once she signs that marriage certificate, she is deemed to have handed over agency over her own body.

    Such a reasoning should have no place in Singaporean society today. Women do not simply sign away their right to their own bodies upon marriage. No man, not even her husband, should have the right to her body if consent is not given.

    The refuse to criminalise marital rape also has its consequences outside of the courts. It signals to society that rape within the marital home is not a crime that we all need to stand against, but simply a “domestic issue” that the couple need to work out in private. Worse, the refusal to acknowledge women’s agency over their bodies perpetuates the mindset that wives should submit to their husbands. Such pervasive mindsets in society leave women who have faced sexual assault by their husbands isolated and vulnerable, and makes it more difficult for them to seek help or report the abuse they have suffered.

    Marital rape is already recognised and criminalised in many countries. There is no good reason why Singapore should not do the same.

    (Yahoo News Singapore)

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