As part of the company president’s directives to be more involved in CSR ( Corporate Social Responsibility ) our China office went all out to ensure that this BU ( China ) played its part. ( Good for me too since this plays a minor part in my KPIs )
We worked with several organizations here in China to provide “ internship “ positions to the less fortunate – Some lasting a few months
Anyway I got a call from the Head of HR at HQ last week
HR : Good afternoon Harpers, hope all is good. You read about the directives for CSR yes ?
Me : Yep
HR : Good, we have a request from XXX organization to help place some of their applicants in our office and I spoke to ( Roy – My Boss ) and he suggested we place an intern with you as a PA
Me : Oh that’s great news but I don’t really need one la … I m just a small potato and I m seldom in office then what he/she gonna do ?
HR : Well even Roy has 3 PAs , surely you can accomodate one and its not nice to turn down your boss’s offer right ?
Fuck ! There goes my Youtube, DVD’s and Stock Market monitoring days ! I thought
Me : Sure why not ? I am happy to “ mentor “ I said in a very fake tone
Lets hope its eye candy for me
HR : Ok settled ! Alice ( Regional HR ) will be in touch soon
I got an email in the evening from Alice
“ Hi Harpers,
Attached is Jenny’s CV for your perusal. I will reach out to you tomorrow via phone to furnish further details
Regards
Alice “
Hmmmm .. Jenny , ok la lets open her CV and see how she looks like
Early 20s , XXX education , English Major , bla bla bla, average looking, wears glasses , those typical China girls you see … well … not even average looking , slightly below average but not ugly
I got a call from Alice the next day
Alice : Harpers, good afternoon , I hope its not too early for you, I believe you gone through Jenny’s CV ?
Me : Yep , how is this linked to CSR ?
Alice : Oh she’s a member of the XXXYYYsociety ( diabled person society )
Me : Ohhhh !
Alice : Yes , Jenny is a little handicapped. She has difficulties using her arm, but don’t worry she has no issues typing ( maybe a little slower ) She’s also fluent in English ( in China, if people say they are fluent in English, you better take it with a grain of salt ) and that’s why we chose to assign her to you
Me : Ok
Alice : Good ! Would you mind giving her a call later at 3:30 pm ? You know, just to say hi etc and break the ice. I have already briefed her about her role during the internship and shes very excited to speak to you !
Me : Huh ?! I call her ?!
Alice : yes. U know the usual , We need to show hospitality right ? Just the usual , say hi and we are looking forward to see you etc la.
Me : ( very reluctantly ) Ok
Alice : Great, I’ve flicked her number acoss via email . Thanks Harpers !
I gave Jenny a call as scheduled and discussed my role in the organization and what she’ll be assisting me with etc, I shall not bore you guys with the “interview” details. Long story short, shes happy to talk to an English speaking person and she cant wait to start work soonest
I got a call from Alice again confirming Jenny is very excited to start work after speaking to me and have scheduled for her to start the following week. Her station was set up right outside my room.
Monday came and I need to head out to the office ! I hated it, I usually don’t work Mondays since its still Sunday in the US ( my boss was in US that time ) “ Fuck” I thought to myself ! WTF they gimme extra burden for ? Sian
I arrived at the office at 8:45am. As I walked through reception, I noticed a young lady sitting by the lounge chairs talking to HR, took a quick glance at her and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.
Recep : Good morning Harpers !
Me : Morning Pretty lady, I grabbed a copy of China Daily newspaper
Recep : ( lowers her voice ) This lady is the new intern for you. hehe
Me : Orh , I want orange juice ( the recep usually gets the “ Ah Yee “ or office helpers to go and grab those from the convenient stores nearby )
She acknowledged and made a call to the Ah Yee, I continued my journey to my room at the corner. It takes a good 4 -5 minute walk to my room as our office holds quite a few divisions and I have to get past all of them before reaching my room. Settled my stuffs, switched on the PC etc and was swearing coming to work so early !! KNN tonight still got weekly regional call with big boss in US at 2.30am ! I settled down and after some time and the AH Yee came in with my OJ
Ah Yee : Handsome Man , your OJ
Me : XieXie
Ah Yee : Hear say you have a new assistant , I asked how come there is a table outside your office and the Pretty lady told me you got a assistant now.
Me : Yah , for fun la , shes here part time only, need to give back to society mah
We both laughed and she left the room.
I prepared for my day
Any important Emails – None Check
Items to approve in Tray – None Check
The usual websites opened – Yes Check
Caught up on the chinese news via China Daily
After 45 mins or so HR and Jenny knocked. I waved them in and gave Jenny the once over “ eh where is she disabed ? “ I thought . HR introduced her and told me shes gone through the SOP ( office tours etc )
HR : Ok Harpers, I’ll hand her over to you ok. Jenny let me know if you need any clarifications , my extension is on my namecard.
Jenny : Hi ! Harpers “ Zhong” ( Here they address you by your family name follow by “Zhong” which means General Manager / High ranking staff etc as a form of respect )
Me : Call me Harpers ( she pronounced my name wrong anyway ) and it sounded awful ! but what the fuck la
Jenny giggled and say she cannot do that since she’s my PA and she has a lot of respect for me bla bla bla ( I was baffled ) She further elaborated about what she heard from HR and other colleagues about me etc etc ( the usual por lam par tactic la )
Me : ok up to you la
I gestured to the sofa so we moved there for a chat. The Ah Yee came in with a glass of Chinese tea.
Me : So Jenny, sorry if am I impolite but can you tell me whats wrong with your arm ? I really don’t see anything wrong with it
Jenny explained and I found out she had broken it when young etc and it’s a little deformed ( which is very hard to see actually ) she again reassured me that she can type – albeit slowly
We went through my job scope and where she may slot in etc. Basically I am seldom in the office and I support US / UK time depending on my Boss’s location. So I don’t really know how she could fit in.
Jenny : Hmmm perhaps I can listen in during your US / UK calls ? Its always nice to hear people speaking in English ( especially UK English ) if you don’t mind.
Me : HAHA if you want to listen to UK English , just go buy DVD lor or DL UK dramas from PPTV , YOUKU etc
Jenny looked dumbfounded and I back peddled
Me : Kidding la, the calls are usually middle of the night and ….
Jenny : ohhh … then I don’t want to disturb your privacy. Do you take them here or … ?
Me : I take them at home . Let me talk to my boss and I’ll let you know. Usually the calls can be taken from anywhere as long as there is a phone line. Its also usually toll free .
Jenny looked fascinated !
Jenny : How ?
I walked over to my desk and grabbed the list of AT&T numbers and passed it on to her.
Me : Here is China’s dial in numbers. I’ll give you a Password and you just key it in once you dialed the bridge, that’s it.
Jenny : Great ! I can really learn a lot from you.
Jenny sat opposite me and this time I scrutinised her properly.
- Shoulder length hair
- Quite heavy make up
- Should be B cup boobs
- About 1.6 – 1.65 M tall
- About 50 Kgs , She kinda slim actually
- Wore high heels ( white )
- White knee length skirt
- Red Shirt
- White Jacket
- Black bag
- Iphone 6+
Me : So where do live Jenny ? Around this area ?
Jenny : Yes I rented a place around the office. It’s a 20 min walk away.
Jenny : My friend offered her place but its in another district and that’s about 1 hour away by public transport. So I decided to rent near office. Its more convenient anyway.
Me : I see. Its quite expensive here
Jenny : yes ! So I am actually sharing the room with another 3 more ladies. We pay about RMB 350 each a month for bed space including utilities and wifi.
She told me more about herself and I also told her my dislikes around the office etc.
** Knock knock – The China VP opened the door and came in.
VP : Harpers, good morning. What brings you to office on a Monday ?
This old bastard has been waiting to stab me in the back far too many times ! We both report into the same line and he’s been pissed off that my boss sent me here to “ spy “ on him – This Bastard had a stint in Singapore 20 years ago with Singtel and tells me about his good relationships with the Ex-CEO of Singtel bla blah … thinking he knows SGporeans because of that few months in Singtel !!! Pui !!! Honestly, I couldn’t give a shit about what he is doing as long as he plays along I am happy to play along.
Me : We have a new intern today.
VP : Oh yes I heard, Roy specifically assigned to you wor
VP : Young lady, you should be very proud to work for Harpers Zhong , he is our Boss’s favourite guy you know. Treat him well and you can go far here in this company , he reports into the Global SVP. Here is my business card, young lady. If he bullies you, call me ! hahahhaah
VP : Take care of her ah Harpers ( The bastard left the room )
VP : Take care of her ah Harpers ( The bastard left the room with that comment )
J : Wow that is the company “ lao zhong “ ! I got so much face today . He came all the way to say hi
Me : Yes he is the boss here in China.
J : Yes I saw the Org chart during orientation just now.
J : So which region you represent ? I don’t see you having a region.
Me : I don’t have a region. I manage “ special projects “ I can be based in any region. The company’s special forces
J : Wow you serious ah.
Me : Yep
J : Ok so do you report to Chen Zhong here in China ?
Me : No. We both have the same boss in US
J : Ok
We had a short chat and about the company etc then she excused herself to her workstation. I walked out for a smoke. I came back after my smoke and gossip sessions with colleagues downstairs and continued with my daily DVDs. I saw Jenny knocking on the door and waved her in
J : Harpers Zhong, do you have anything on your calendar for me ?
I opened my eyes bigger and gave her the WTF you talking about look
J : I mean do you have any appointments to cancel or anyone to see today etc that may need my help ?
I removed the other side of my earbuds
Me : Jenny ah, you really think I am a company CEO or president ah ? have so many appointment to cancel , people to meet , press conference to hold etc … hahhahahaha I laughed. I thought I was pretty clear earlier that I don’t support China hours unless specified by US. Most of the time I spend working at home supporting the US / UK.
Jenny looked surprised
J : Oh then what do I do then ?
Me : you chose this organization cause you wanna speak english right ? I am speaking to you in English now arent I ?
Jenny looked disappointed
Me : Tell you what, go book at table at Pandan Restaurant. We’ll go there for lunch.
Pandan is pretty near our office so we took a slow walk there. I probed more about her. Jenny comes from Hubei. Shes the 3 child in the family of 5 @@ siblings. Her parents work in the government sector . English and anything foreign has always been her interest, when she was younger she used to have a penpal from the UK. They would write letters to each other etc. Her ex BF was an English teacher from the US. They were together for 2 years before he had to go back to US.
Me : why don’t you go back with him ?
J : He told me he is going back to visit his mum and come back after 1 week. Also its very hard for me to get VISA
J : In the end he never came back. He also never called me. I emailed him but he doesn’t reply. I thought something bad happened until after more then 6 months he went MIA that he said he has another GF and told me not to contact him.
Me : That’s not very nice of him
J : * smiles * well at least I improved my English while we were together and also I got to the western culture.
Me : Well as long as you got what you wanted in return, you don’t lose out la
J : Sigh we girls always lose out Harpers Zhong – you should know my meaning
Me : oooh ok , I never thought of that .. hehhehe
Jenny looked like a normal person to me with the exception of her arm that is a little deformed. Other then that she looks normal. I lighted a ciggie as we walked.
Lotsa thoughts came across my mind
- how she fuck in Doggy ah
- If give BJ must have specific angle
- Alamak must always be misisonary when fuck
- If she rides, can she support herself
- But she got quite a nice round and firm ass leh wanna doggy how ah
- If screw her will go to jail
- If screw her will go to hell
- If screw her wait her hand injured , will get sued
- What if the other hand also broken during sex
Better don’t think about these la you perverted bastard , I thought to myself.
We reached Pandan and ordered lunch. During lunch we spoke about myself, my work , my boss and the company. I ordered a glass of beer for myself and watermelon juice for her.
J : Harpers Zhong you drinking alcohol during office hours ?
Me : Am I , I don’t see anything wrong with it, the client ordered and I must accompany them to drink right ?
Jenny looked around … then realised
J : oooohhh .. ok ok I got .. Thanks for teaching me something again Harpers Zhong
( I’ll skip the boring parts about work etc )
J : So do yu have family here in China
Me : No, I am all alone.
J : What about outside China.
Me : Yes I have off course.
J : They are ok with you here alone ?
Me : sure why not ?
J : well , if I am your wife, definitely I wont let you be in China alone. You will definitely be gone very soon
Me : hahaha . What makes you think I have a wife ?
J : You mean you are single ?
Me : All men are single in front of other women especially pretty ones
** Oooohh oooohh Harpers Zhong !!!! Fuck me hard Fuck me hard … I love it doggy , Jenny was screaming while supporting herself with one arm “ …. Feels sooo goood !!! ooooh .. BANG BANG BANG !!!! OPEN THE DOOR !!! THE China police was banging my doors down while I was fucking Jenny and I was thrown in jail !!!! No Far King the Han dee Cap Girl in Chy Nar !!!! You will be Shoo ted !!!! Chiang Pi !!! and your family Pay for the Poo let !!!! Screamed the Officer ***
I snapped back into reality – while Jenny was mumbling away
J : So what do you think ?
Me : Depends ( trying to figure out what the fuck she was mumbling about when I was fantasizing )
J : Depends on what , you mean women cant feel the same ? That’s why in China there is no equality
Orh ….. she talking about equality !!! ok ok
Me : not necessary . Women are also treated the same in our company
Jenny looked confused –
J : I meant men can go out have affairs but women cannot. If we do then we are thought of as cheap but men are thought of as powerful.
Alamak wrong channel again.
Me : Well in my country , women also go out and have affairs . Its pretty common.
J : Yah , I mean all human have needs , some emotional and some physical. These needs need to be fulfilled so we can lead a healthy life.
** Slurp , Slurp , Slurp , Jenny had her tongue roled around my cock and sucking away , I lifted her glasses cause I wanna shoot in her eye . I grabbed Jenny’s head and pumped my cock into those mouth of hers …………
There was a moment of silence, before I snapped back into reality again. I realised that Jenny kept looking at me intensely
Me : Sorry I was thinking about tonight’s call with Roy
J : I think so cause you seem to be thinking very deeply
Me : So, Jenny do you have a BF now ?
J : No, after I break of with my American Ex I don’t have any.
Me : You should go look for one la.
J : Hehe are you going to introduce me to someone Harpers Zhong
Me : Erm .. my friends are either married , perverts or too old for you
J : All men the same, I come to expect that already. Maybe someone like you will be good
Me : Me ?? I am the most pervert but I am also the most handsome hahhahahahhaha
J : Harpers Zhong, you are so funny. Yes someone like you will be good for me
I concocted a story to see how far she’ll stretch
Me : Actually I have a friend around my age, lives here alone and also very funny. He is from Canada ( Canadian Chinese ) I may introduce you guys next time.
J : Sure ! I would like that
Me : But I am only afraid he will bully you. Last time I introduced a friend to him and she scold me, so now I seldom set him up with girls
J : Why ? He pervert ?
Me : Yes hahahahahah he is very active and the girl got too tired !
J : Heehheeh I think different people have different needs. If its with someone you like then as many times as possible also not enough. But if its with someone you don’t like then 1 time is more then enough. You know what I mean right Harpers Zhong
Me : yes … lets see la. ( pretending not to be interested in sex ) Lets finish first , going to rain soon
sorry for late updates - Been a busy week for me. China stocks also crashed no motivation no mood
Anyways here goes
We reached office around 2.30 pm. I replied several emails that came my way and prepared to leave.
Me : Jenny, I am leaving. I need to go back and take a nap before my call tonight.
J : Sure Thank you Harpers Zhong for coming in today and taking me to lunch. I really have a lot of face.
Me : NP
J : Can I add you in wechat ? I can contact you if I need clarification
Me : sure
On the way back, I kept thinking of how come I keep fantasizing about Jenny when she is nothing to look at. I got a wechat request from Jenny on the way home and accepted her. Not much conversation after that. I resume my usual daily activities and Jenny was looped in my emails to some staffs
Sunday afternoon I got a message from Jenny
J : Good afternoon Harpers Zhong, are you coming to office tommorrow ? I need to clarify some items with you.
Me : No
J : Ok sorry to disturb you. Who should I check with regarding the processes then
Me : Check with Mae in Manila. She works AU hours
J : Ok thank you and sorry to bother you.
After thinking for awhile I felt bad
Me : lets discuss over lunch tomm. Book a table at Pandan for 1pm
J : Ok Thank you Harpers Zhong. Have a good weekend ( some cute face emoticon )
I keep my conversations with my colleagues ( especially people reporting to me ) strictly professional. If I need to be naughty , it will never be in black and white.
I did not respond to Jenny’s cutie face emoticon.
I got a text from Jenny Monday morning.
J : Good morning Harpers Zhong , table at Pandan booked for 4
Me : See you there
I reached Pandan at 1pm and saw Jenny. Today she dressed in a one piece grey suit with white blouse. Jenny brought along a notepad, probably to write down instructions.
Me : Good afternoon Jenny, you are here early.
Jenny : Harpers Zhong, good afternoon. Yes I left the office earlier so I wont have to sweat while walking.
Me : So … whats the story ?
J : Shall we order first ?
Jenny signalled that we are ready to order and the waitress came –
Waitress
Early 20s
At least C cup
No more then 1.6 m tall
No more then 50 kgs
Deep red lipstick
A little mole above her left top lips
Yummy !!!!
I kept staring at her while she took our orders and she smiled shyly
Me : Pretty lady, I seldom see you here. Are you new ?
Waitress : No I work here for 2 years already !!! You must be new
Me : hmmmm maybe
J : Harpers Zhong selodom come here, he works US hours that’s why.
W : I see. Nice to see you here.
Me : Yes yes , I will come more often hehehehehehe
The waitress left
J : Harpers Zhong !!! You make the waitress so shy.
Me : Aiyah shes pretty mah
J : I didn’t expect you to show your lust for her so open in the public
Me : Whats wrong ?
Anyway we continued to talk about work for while, Jenny updated me on the office rumours etc etc . I could tell she really wanted to get into the environment, probably bored at work. Jenny continued talking about work and I cut her short
Me : Jenny ah, no need to serious la. After 1 month you are gone. I will write a good review for you don’t worry. I suggest you enjoy yourself instead. Go out for tours around this region etc while you are here.
( Skipping the boring parts )
We continued meeting for lunch every Monday and her stint with our organization was coming to an end. There were a total of 8 interns that were accepted in our organization and they planned a little farewell party at the pantry. Every mentor had to attend and looking at the pool around, it looked like I drew the shorter end of the stick
Anyways the usual thank you etcs were said and their testimoninials were presented to them by HR ( they probably didn’t know I had Jenny write her own testimonial for me to endorse )
After the little gathering I left. I got a message from Jenny informing me that they ( the interns ) plan to go out tonight for drinks and asked if I wanted to join. Several other mentors were also going.
J : Harpers Zhong , you coming ?
Me : Cant confirm, send me address and time
J : 123 southern road, governors pub – 8 pm
Me : ok
As usual , Fridays are my busiest days, lotsa calls etc as my boss in US rushes to meet his targets on Thursday so that they could have a relaxing Friday and go home early ( Saturday my time ) Throughout my work , Jenny was sending me wechats updating me on the progress of their little gathering and asking if I would attend.
The last of the report has been sent. I don’t think Roy will bother me tonight. Next call is at 3 am which I replied tentative. Well ok I’ll join and see whats in store I thought. I arrived at the place and saw Jenny and her colleagues there. I also saw HR , from the look of things some of them had already had one too many
J : HEY !!!! HARPERS ZHONG !!! You came !!!!
I just smiled
Jenny grabbed me by the arms and pulled me around the table introducing me to everyone.
J : Hey guys, this is my boss Harpers Zhong !!! Very nice guy , every Monday my free lunch is he provide hehehehehe
I sat down next to Jenny and we ordered more drinks , talked about work etc, their experience at the organization etc. Jenny was visibly high as time goes by and kept looking at the waiter on the side
J : Harpers Zhong, that waiter handsome ?
Me : Not bad la, you interested ? Need my help ?
J : I can do it on my own but he doesn’t look this way . so sad ( Jenny pouts )
I didn’t wanna time to entertain her antics so as usual I turn to my ciggies.
Shit !!! its empty . Jenny saw that I needed a refill and signalled for the waiter to come.
Me : its ok, I go take from the car ( I usually keep a carton in the boot )
Jenny : I go with you !!! I need fresh air !
The carparks in my part of China are usually by the roads or undergroud. I had my car parked underground. We took a slow a stroll to the car and took the lift down to B3
J : Harpers Zhong , if I come here with that waiter, I will surely rape him HAHAHAHA
Me : Aiyoh, don’t say that. Maybe he …….. ( Jenny cut me off )
J : You think I cant rape him ( slurring ) although my left hand is not normal but other parts of my body is normal you know !!!
We arrived at my car I and opened the boot to retrieve my ciggies
J : can I rest in your car for awhile ?
Me : sure ( I opened the back door for her )
Jenny got in and grabbed one of the pillow and hugged it.
J : Harpers Zhong, you are so nice guy !
I wound down the window and lighted my ciggie.
Me : you are drunk already la Jenny, do want me to send you back ?
J : noo ! let me rest here for while first.
Shit I thought to myself, she fall asleep how ? KNN .. sigh bo pian .. Jenny’s phone rang and Jenny doesn’t seem to be awake to answer. I answered instead
Me : Wei
Caller : Who are you ?
Me : Harpers
C : ooh Harpers Zhong ? Is jenny with you ? How is she ?
Me : Yes she is drunk and sleeping in my car !!! I am at …. ( I got cut off again )
C : ooh ok ok then she is safe !! you take care of her ah !!!
Me : I know , I have a ……. ( caller hangs up )
FUCK !!! I kenna stuck with her !! I cant stay here till tomorrow ! no way , parking very expensive here !!!
Ok I am gonna wake her up … the prank videos I used to watch on youtube came to mind … hmmm maybe I should blast the music loud loud !!! muahahahhah …. hmmm maybe I should turn on VPN and surf youtube for the Machine gun sound video and plug my phone into my car’s stereo and blast it loud .. I couldn’t control myself and giggled as I searched for the videos HAHAHAH
Eh eh , wait ….. her eardrums burst and she deaf how ? whole life you wanna support her ah ? Or later she falls down how ? again I was imagining the worst. I got out of the car and smoked another stick planning on what to do. She got several phone calls and smses . I got it !!! I will jump into the back seat with her and shut the door hard hard !!!
Thump !!!! I shut the back door while standing outside. I bend down a little and saw Jenny awake .. her face abit shocked ( I wanted to laugh but control – now thinking about it still wanna laugh )
J : Sorry I was a little drunk. Did I sleep long ? ( Jenny adjusted herself )
Me : Not really probably 30 mins
Me : Let me send you back. I got a call later
J : Ok so sorry to trouble you, actually I can take a cab from here.
Me : No its fine. Not safe now anyway.
I got into the car, keyed in her coordinates and drove off.
During the journey , Jenny was pretty quiet. Jenny lives pretty near to our office so I agar agar knew the place which made the journey faster. She also called her intern friends and informed them that she was on the way back and will settle the bill next time the meet up etc. Jenny leaned over from the back
J : So sorry to trouble Harpers Zhong
J : Did I do or say anything stupid to you ?
Me : Nope. What do you think you would say or do ?
J : I don’t know. That’s why I need to ask, if not I will be so embaressed
Me : you did mention that you liked the waiter and you will rape him if he was in the carpark with you hahaha
J : Noooo I don’t remember ( trying to act all innocent ) hahhaa
Me : I do ! I almost wanted to go find him for you. My last parting gift for you
J : Noooooooo , I am so embaressed now. Jenny started hitting my shoulders
Me : you don’t need to be embaressed. You told me it’s a natural human need
Jenny paused for second
J : Do you think I am horny this way ?
Me : Horny ? What do you mean ?
J : erm … when I say I want to rape the waiter
Me : nah why do you say that
J : I don’t know, maybe I have a high need. I am more like a man sometimes.
J : Last time with my American ex, he used to say that I have a higher need then most women … mumbling away
Screeech ……. !!!! my car came to an abrupt stop !!! the sudden E brake caused Jenny to somersault 3 times in mid air in my little car , Jenny was still screaming while flipping from the back to the front …. Her gaping mouth landed right on my cock was stuffed full with it !!! suddenly Jenny was sucking away !! Slurp slurp slurp ….. waaaaahhhh seebeh song until jurong , I imagined .
I snapped back to reality again and realised we were actually pretty close to the office.
Me : you live around here right ?
J : Yes turn right at the 3rd traffice light
J : what do you think of my comment earlier
Me : Really ? ( still trying to act not interested by cock already harder then 5 day old Goreng Pisang Rajah )
J : Really what ?
Me : what you said earlier ( trying to back peddle )
J : What did I say ? you mean the American ex ?
Me : Yes
J : Orh .. yes I was very demanding last itme when we were together. We used to rent a apartment together and he will say that I want it every night
Me : Erm ok , wow every night ? Isnt that too much ? ( now my cock getting even harder )
J : Not really , I think sex is very important in a relationship. If no sex or if the sex is not satisfying then the relationship will suffer and the partner will start looking elsewhere. That’s why in China so many affairs.
J : China women can never be good wives, they can only be good lovers.
Me : Wow , turn right here ?
J : yes yes turn right here
We reached her placed and Jenny directed me to her apartment block, its quiet a distance from the main road and also dimly lit
J : Harpers Zhong, can I stay here and talk to you for awhile first
Me : Sure ( I lit another ciggie )
J : I had my first experience when I was 15 years old
Me : wow !!! what happened
J : because of my status as a handicap , my parents would say that no men would want me. I was very angry and went out to have ONS with guys from the internet cafes.
My Lanjiao already want to free itself from the prison and my hand starting trembling like a druggie in need of its fix
Me : uh huh …
J : Then I got my first BF, we had sex whenever we could and I had an abortion when I was 18.
Me : ok
J : After that I stopped seeing the guy ,I met other guys, this time I insist on using condom.
Me : Wow what if no BF like now ?
J : I have pao you ( FB ) mah
Me : ok ( still sounding very collected like a mentor listening to his student’s troubles )
J : Hey Harpers Zhong what about you ? don’t you have needs ?
Me : Old got need no strength ah , little girl hahaha
J : hahahaha you are so funny ah Harpers Zhong
J : Nowadays no need much strength, the girl will do the job for you if you pay
Me : Nah I don’t do these things
J : ok I la , just kidding
Me : so here for 1 month already , how ? How you settle your need ? met anyone yet ?
J : not really, been abit busy and also exploring this city.
J : Usually I will DIY
WHAT THE FUCK ???!!! DIY AH ??? USE WHICH hand ?!!!? if right hand tired then how ? left hand cannot reach leh .. SHIT I thought to meself !
Me : ahh .. hahahhaha that’s what we all …. ( I was cut short again )
J : The other day I DIY about you Harpers Zhong – hehehe
WTF !!!! “ LET ME OUT !!! , my little bro was screaming
Jenny was still probably intoxicated. There was an ackward split second silence
Me : Wow , I am flattered
J : Its nornal for young ladies to fantasize about their boss Harpers Zhong don’t worry
I probed further trying to change the topic but still keeping the subject around sex hehe
Me : So how often do you DIY then and is there a difference when you are single or attached ?
J : erm, like I said earlier. I am more like the man in the relationship. If possible I want to make my man happy before he goes to work , happy when he comes back and happy before he goes to sleep , yah so its about 2-3 times a day.
Me : WOW !!! that’s a lot !
J : Really ? I had a record of 8 times a day before with 2 guys when I was younger
Geez I never imagined Jenny to be this sort. Jenny looked like the typical bookworm club member that will squirm with the mention of sex but actually this she is a maneater ! I asked the dreaded question
Me : Does your arm affect your enjoyment in anyway ?
J : Not really actually, aside from this arm. The rest of my body is actually normal.
J : I never had any complaints so far except that I am too horny. I am also very sensitive to rain, I can smell and hear it coming. Once it rains I really need sex , it is so romantic to make love when raining. It just feels soo good
Jenny turned and looked at me shyly, suddenly she realised that I was quiet as statue with mouth open wide, the area under my seat has turned into a puddle of my saliva – SLAP !!!!! PERVERT BASTARD !!!! I RECORDED EVERYTHING AND I WILL REPORT TO ROY !!!! WHAHAHAH !!!YOU FUCKED ME , YOU DESPO MAN , ONE ARM BANDIT YOU ALSO EAT … !!
I snapped out of my imagination again
J : did I make you horny Harpers Zhong ?
Me : ( I smiled ) Well any men would get turned on not only me.
I was trying very very hard to control myself when I said
Me : Hey Jenny, its late, you better go home, I have a call later as well. Next time if you got need let me know ok . Let me see how I can help hahahah I said jokingly
J : Ohhh ok , I always got need. But I know I am not your type of lady. I really enjoyed your company tonight.
J : I will be in this city for another few more weeks before I go back. I hope we can meet again.
Jenny opened the door and walked towards the main gate. I drove home and imagined what I’d be doing now if I lead the conversation elsewhere … sigh. I got the usual wechat messages from Jenny on alternate days, sometimes its showing me what she bought, sometimes where she went. I’d respond with the wow , great etc . We met 2 more times after that night for dinner and we keep in touch as friends.
One morning she sent me a wechat message asking if I could meet her, she bought me a going away present.
J : Good morning Harpers Zhong, I am leaving in a few days. Thank you for taking care of me while I m in your city. I bought a present for you. Can I trouble you to meet me ?
I called Jenny , she apologized for waking me up and we arranged to meet for lunch. I told her that I would pick her up by 1230 and to wait at the same place. I arrived early and took a smoke while waiting for Jenny. Today Jenny was wearing something that made her looked her age . Usually she would be in office attire , all professional and mature looking but today she had on those knee length flare skirts and a polo t shirt . Jenny got in an presented me with the gift
J : Open it and see if you like it
I did as requested. It was a pair of cufflings.
Me : Hey thanks Jenny, this is quite nice. Why you spend so much money ?
J : I went to Hong Kong over the weekend for shopping and saw this. So I bought it for you . I hope you like it.
Me : Thanks !! Its nice Jenny.
Me : You don’t expect me to use my body as a return for your kindness right ? hahahhahaa
J : no laaa crazy ….. like you said , got heart ,no strength right hahaha
( We have gotten closer the past week and we tease each other about sex all the time )
Me : hahaha yah yah
Me : soooo … someone went to HK and stayed over ? Any action there ?
J : Nooo but HK men are all sooooo well groomed and handsome. Me and my roommate were looking at every men like we are hungry sex perverts.
Me : Hahahaha . the women not bad too
J : That night I had to DIY 3 times you know Harpers Zhong. I cant take it hahaha
Me : Aiyah you should call me when you DIY, I can help
J : You always don’t want to help me ( pouts )
J : If you help me , maybe I end up need to help send you to hospital !!!
I kept looking at her tennis skirt and Jenny could sense it, Jenny would rub her hands on her thighs when she catch me looking and try to seduce me.
Thinking that it will end the same as the last time.
Today she don’t know I am seebeh horny liao and my sperm already rushed to my brains !!!
Start work !!! will update when get the chance
Sorry for the wait boys. I am still crafting the rest of the story while working. hopefully I can dish something out tonight. Otherwise it’s Monday
By Monday no qiangpi I hope
I brought her to a place that serves great roast goose / duck and seafood. Ita a pretty long drive and we had a great conversation while driving. These long drives are great for getting to know one better and also there is no black & white evidence of my nottiness ( unless she recorded our conversation ) As usual our little sexual teasing only needed a little nudge to begin. As Jenny stroked her thighs …
Me : Jenny, stop doing that
J : Hehehe you turned on already ( as she slides her hands higher exposing her inner thighs )
Me : Yes , you don’t want old man get heart attack right
Jenny continued to slide her hands upwards until I saw the grey panty she wore. Then quicly pulled her skirt down and slapped my wrist
J : Waaaa , Harpers Zhong, you really looked ! Pervert old man HAHAHAHAHA
Me : off course laaaa … you pulled so high !!
Jenny told me to concentrate on the road. Throughout our journey, the conversation was around going back to her hometown etc and off course as usual I’d throw in a little sex to spice up the otherwise very boring 1 hour drive. It doesn’t take long before we dived into thesexual parts again.
Me : So you go back and rape your Pao You ah , after so long here DIYing
J : Depends on my mood
Me : Wow !! Depends ? Beggers cant be choosers
J : Hey stop talking about me la
J : so tell me what type of women you like and do they say you are strong ( good ) in bed ?
J : I don’t believe you come here no GF or FB
Me : No I don’t have a GF or FB but I get some relief when I need it la
J : You go KTV and bring girls home ?
J : I heard you go KTV with Lin Zhong before and he is KTV King !!! hahahaha
J : I heard he goes to KTV 2 times a week at least
Me : I go with him when I am bored. He knows I am alone here so he will usually ask but I seldom bring girls home, most of the time they beg me to bring them home HAHAHA
J : HAHAHAH WAAAAH you really not shy !!!
J : You think you are “ Nan Shen ( Hunk ) “ ah
Me : HAHAHAHA its true, everytime the girl follows me home, all we do is sleep .
Me : I am too drunk to do anything and next day they leave and I need to pay money
J : waaaahhh … then you lose out Harpers Zhong
Me : Yes , that’s why the girls beg me bring them home. Got nice place to sleep and no need sex and get money in the morning. Who don’t want
J : waaaaahhh I also want, Harpers Zhong, but I want sex and money too hahahahhaha
Me : if you want sex then you cant get money, you need to pay money if you want sex
J : how many times can you perform a night first
Me : If drunk cannot la , if not drunk about 2-3 ? depending if the girl good or not
J : Only 2-3 ah !! not enough for me
J : I need at least 5 times then I will consider pay you 100 rmb hehe
Me : 5 times only 100 rmb ? Go hospital also not enough la
We both laughed but I kept the flow going as I was really getting turned on by the conversation. Nevermind if I don’t ever get to screw this bitch but us exchanging our sexual thoughts was really good enough for me. I can never imagine exchanging sexual details with a girl a decade or more younger then me !!! It was flattering and ego boosting
Me : you mean you seriously need 5 times a night ?
J : Harpers Zhong, you really think I want to have sex with you ah ?
Fuck !!!! she got me !!!
Me : No . I don’t think so la. We are so close now it will be difficult hahah , I like this bond better ( trying to save myself from an embarressing situation )
J : Hehehe yah …. But what if I say I want
This bitch is obviously trying to tease me and shes good !
Me : then I will need more then 100 rmb
J : you gigolo !
J : I will look for my FB
Me : So you do it 5 times a night ?
J : sometimes.
Me : Wow ! How ? From what time to what time and how he managed to get hard so fast ? !!! Tell me tell me
J : HAHAHAHA pervert !!
J : Usually he will book a hotel room. We check in after dinner at around 8pm. Bathe then lay in bed. You know , the usual pretend to watch movie etc first for the first few minutes then I will start
Me : How ???!!!!
J : I will touch him first and make him hard lor, once he is hard he will ask me to blow him already. After I blow him, he will put on the condom and we will do it !! simple
Looking confused and not buying her story
J : Usually he will shoot in my mouth. Take out condom and shoot in my mouth , I take the chance to continue blow him and he usually will hard again. Then I tell him to lay down, put on the condom for him and I will go on top.
Me : WAAAH !!!! He must drink lotsa REDBULL before he meet you
HAHAHAH YES YES YES YES Jenny exclaimed !!! Its true ! HAHAHAHAH
Me : Continue .. don’t stop
J : then I will ride him and we change to some other position then he will shoot again la
Me : Ok , so do you also get to climax or just him ?
J : I usually cum before him. I am the type of girl that will cum easily
I was trying to get her to disclose if she could handle Doggy to clarify my fears
Me : So what position you cum easier ?
J : Any position but I love it when I on top because I can control my cum
Me : I seee , my favourite also girl on top. So .. do you grind when you on top or bobble up and down ?
J : What you mean ?
Me : means when you top you move your ass back and forth or up and down la
J : Waaah Harpers Zhong , Ginger more old more spicy ah .. you sound so experienced HAHAHAHA
I felt teased again . this bitch damn good at suaning people
J : I like both but the front and back will make me cum harder
Yah so is my cock I thought !
I got Jenny’s pic but not sure how to upload. if any of you kind bros can guide , i can throw in that sweetener
Gotta work … good night