The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE..
& sooo hard to please!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true..
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish..
Dating process:
>6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
>6 months : Of course I love U.
>6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
>
>Back from Work:
>6 weeks : Honey, I’m home.
>6 months : BACK!!
>6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
>
>Gifts:
>6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
>6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
>room.
>6 years : Here’s the money. Buy yourself something.
>
>Phone Ringing:
>6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
>6 months : Here, for you.
>6 years : PHONE RINGING.
>
>Cooking:
>6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
>6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
>6 years : AGAIN!!!!
>
>Apology:
>6 weeks : Honey muffin, don’t you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
>6 months : Watch out! Don’t do it again.
>6 years : What’s not to understand about what I just said??
>
>New Dress:
>6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
>6 months : You bought a new dress again???
>6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
>
>Planning for Vacations:
>6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
>6 months : What’s so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
>6 years : Travel? What’s so bad about staying home???
>
>TV:
>6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
>6 months : I like this movie.
>6 years : I’m going to watch ESPN, if you’re not in the mood, go to bed, I
>can stay up by myself.
Thanks to all for their concern here..
Maybe its not right to start a relationship off with sex.. but than.. i have to give my guy the justice he deserve. Right now our relationship is no longer a sex relationship but a courtship ba. Marriage is our plans in future but well who noes i might call it off at the last moment.
But let’s move on to the 4th installment ba.. OMG now than i realise that am so so so so so damn slow..
i remember the time where we are so intense in makin-out. That both of us are wet.
We are using the doggie style though both of us are flat on the bed.. both of us are enjoying each other so much that we wish the time to stop right than..
Both of us are covered in light sweat and wet where the parts join. Suddenly he pull out too far and in the haste to push in back in.. he happily shove into a hole and start to fuck hard. Me shouted a little cry but he took no notice and thought it’s cause am happy.
Two tears fall from my eyes than he got worried stop and ask me why i cried and sayang me.. i look at him and say fuck you la.. you enter wrong hole le.. how can i be happy.
He look so shocked and paiseh than keep sayang me.. than i shouted aiya again. He asked me why..
I replied.. while you sayang me.. your didi go sleep le la…
grins.. that’s one of the funny times we had together…
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Originally Posted by
ken_v2
hope this day never comes for you but if it does, hope you remember your words here… life still gets on. you can always come here and i am sure many will volunteer their shoulders for you to cry on if that happens .. .
I will remember de.. lol.. if am a babe ma.. usually babe cry got shoulder to lean on de..
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Originally Posted by
Fei Ge
adm, Baobei is a babe lah
adm dun believe le.. Mafan too.. i say if am the ger in the pics that he treat me dinner!!
Haha.. here’s another one..
There’s once where am so tired i fall asleep while watchin tv show with him. Suddenly am arouse to someone fondling my breast, playing with my nipples and travellin down to finger my pussy…
Typical me, pretend to sleep to see whats he’s up too.. and how many more tricks he can play. Feelin him fingering me got me wet.. but still i bite back my moans and let him continue… but at that point, he stopped. I cursed myself and say oh shit, don’t tell me he lost interest le..
How wrong am i, i felt his tongue licking me out.. pleasure waves pass through me. And i moan despite my biting back.. James, hearing my moans know that am awake and he lead my hands to his harden manhood and ask me to stroke him.. After stroking for a while, we swap to 69 position and eat each other out.. The atmosphere was right, the speed was right and building up.. there’s nothing to complain about it..
When James cant take it any longer, he turn me around and did me doggie style.. I’m damn high and move my butt against him and the “pup,pup,pup” sound could be heard. But who cares..
I’m so high that i kept saying “don’t stop, don’t stop, fuck me hard and good.” and kept slamming my butt against him to get him deeper in me.. We fuck like that for sometime until I’m screaming… “OMG, fuck me harder am cumming, cumming.” As soon as the words are out, waves of pleasure pass through me and i shudder against him.. but James never once stop the tempo or slamming into me.. Feelin that his own climax should be soon.. i tighten my cervix muscle and squeeze his manhood..
James was high too, so he cant take my teasing. And pump faster and faster, and saying, “fuck, you are so tight still squeeze me, you want me to fuck you hard right.. i will fuck you hard..” He puncture each “hard” word with a slam into my pussy. Gosh, am so turn on again by this.
I keep grinding myself against him to get most of it.. soon after i felt my own climax raising again. I sqeeze him tighter and tighter until he say “Nabei, stop squeezing me or i will cum on you.” I ignore his words as am happily pumpin into him.
Not more than 5mins, both of us came together and with a grin on both of our face he collasped on me.. And we just stay in a sweaty heap catchin our breath.. before drifting off into dreamland again..
Grins.. thats another of our nice time spent together..
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Originally Posted by
ken_v2
ha! even if you aren’t i think from your posts here, there will be a long queue.. me include ..
Chey.. that’s the downside.. cause ppl will remember this.. So there’s a motive behind in lending me a shoulder to cry on.. lol
Here’s another one but no sex scene here…
This happen just last friday. My guy went to meet this ger who is his gf before i come into the picture. Right now i think still girlfriend, untill he break off with her.
Anyway this particular night.. he Im me at 630 and say he will be meetin her and will be done at 9pm. I understand that and off he go. Before he go off i remember askin him whether he will fly my aeroplane and not turn up at 9. He’s promise me “No” and i recalled the scene 2days back after we make-out. I ask him who he loves more and the answer is me. I ask him who is more impt, still answer is me. I ask him again will he meet flings and promised me a time and forget about it. His answer is still no. I asked him if i want him to cancel off a date with his flings will he do it? The answer is Yes (phew!). happily i went off to slp.
2 days laters happen to be on fri and when the situation appear. He call me at 2110 and tell me he can only meet me at 10 plus near 11. After hearing this am so heartbroken that i dun wan to talk to him anymore. The only thing that is racing thru my mind is.. He break his promise. He promise not to fly me plane, but barely 3 days pass and he already break his promise.
to be continue… need to get off work.. grins
Fellow samster and samtress here.. pls do not let my thread fade away if this touch you.
Thanks
Cheers
Baobei