These few weeks have been pretty low key for me and i am just sitting around surfing SBF. Reading all the stories, i started to think back about all the flings i had and one particular one keeps playing back in my memory … THE MEE POK LADY
Shes not skinny llike mee pok, rather she helps out at her family’s mee pok stall in Hougang Area.
A Little about “Alice”
Alice is about 40 - 43 years old when i first met her ( never really asked her age and she does look her age . i m not gonna say shes 40s but look 30s ). About 1.63cm , 60ish kgs - fleshy type , shoulder length hair and oooh so fair.
I used to frequest the Kopitiam in her area at least 3 times a week since its near my office. I usually go alone since i have late lunch at about 2pm to avoid the lunchtime crowd. Her stall is usually extremely busy during lunch time and i dont want to queue in this heat. After about 3 months, she started to recognise me as one of her regular customer. I would order the same Mee Pok dry with lotsa chilli and pork lard ( Bak yew pok ) extra ingredients.
Upon seeeing me, usually she just says " Yee Yang " ( the usual ) and i would nod and find a seat. One day, upon serving the mee pok she just sat down infront of me and says she’s soo tired, soo hot and sticky .. we started small chat about her business , her customers etc. This went on for about 3 weeks and thoughts of banging her never crossed my mind. Maybe shes just not the type that i would expect to bonk. More like a elder sister / aunty to me kinda feel.
Anyway, as our relationship got better, i got more ingredients in the mee pok too
i would go eat my mee pok at 2pm ish and she would sit opposite me and go on about her family life. I learnt that she has a son in the Army and he has a foreign GF ( PRC or Thai ) She married young and her husband is usually staying at his parents home rather then at their matrimonial home. Told me she was very wild in her younger days and now old already time for the younger people to “play” I asked her what does wild mean and she said " aiyah the things now youngster do lor " my son and his GF do at night lor … those things lor " aunty last time young very havoc one , sometimes 1 night do until no need sleep " she started laffing .. i didnt find it funny but laffed with her to make her feel better
Hmmm … this aunty maybe can upp hor ? “my notti brain me told me” …
After my meal, we exchange phone numbers. She says next time just call or sms her in advance and she will prepare my noodles for me so no need to queue if i want to come during their peak periods. I went on a overseas trip for4 days after that and on the 2nd day, i received a sms
Alice : Eh young man, long time no see you. After give aunty you number dont dare come already ah
Me : Sorry, i am in Manila now. Will be back on sunday. Monday come find you. Miss the mee pok already la
Alice : Miss the mee pok or miss talking to aunty ? Ok you come back i give you extra mee and meat
since i was stuck in meeting i didnt wanna reply till i got back to my hotel at night. Also since she started the ball rolling i thought i will keep it rolling and see where it goes. SMS all these details is eaier then saying out in front of the persons face in some situations .. at least if get rejected , i wont visit her store anynore mah .. rather then ask / say wrong things in person .. very paiseh and risk the hot soup that is boiling in her wok being thrown in my face
Anyway back at the hotel, i received another SMS at about 8pm
Alice : young man , what are you doing now ? Aunty disturb you ah
Me : no la sorry i was in a meeting earlier with bosses so cannot reply fast
Me : i actually miss your mee pok leh but miss talking to you also la.. you seem very open minded and easy to talk to
Alice : haha yah la, aunty also is fashion and open one mah
Alice : so you miss aunty or miss mee pok ?
Me : aiyah dont call yourself sunty la, you are not aunty level yet .. more like a elder sister type to me
Alice : ok lor i be your jie jie lor
Me : sure …
Alice : Ok la good night didi , dont disturb you already
Me : which didi you say goodnight to ? haha .. ok la good night
Alice : wah so notti ah you .. which didi you think i say good night to ? big did or small didi ?
Actually very sleep but see this , immediately awake
Me : which one is big didi and which one is small didi ah
Alice : aiyah big didi is the one you always like to hold lor and small didi is you
Me : hmmm i dont like t hold big didi, i prefer people hold for me
Alice : haha only hold ? You will feel secure if Jie jie only hold meh ? maybe give a goodnight kiss better lor
Me : waah .. kiss didi sure i welcome , can i ask french kiss or normal kiss ah ?
Alice : notti didi .. go and sleep la. Come back Singapore then say
With this, i know shes on the hook liao .. cant wait to go back SG and see what happens.
wah bro hw old is she nw ? is she still sellin in hougang ? i grow up in hg since young can tell mi more detail abt her bo ? im a milf lover too. maybe can try my luck wor.
Wow camping liao many stay in hougang going to msg u
. ALso maybe can add a poster recommendation from SBF wahahahhahaa joking
Pls to update.
the next 2 days will be interesting to see where this exchange will go. Nex day , i woke up and saw a sms sent at 4:30 ish am
Alice : Good morning Big didi and small didi
Me : Good morning Jie ( 8am )
I didnt receive any response until about 11am
Alice : sorry ah, busy , too many customer today
Me : its ok , you wake up so early
Alice : yah la, i always wake up about 4am so can start work mah, not like you good life can sleep
Me : but you sleep early too mah
Alice : yes la if not how to wake up so early
Alice : maybe thats y my husband dont want stay with us lor, because i wake up early and disturb him sleep
Me : oh , how long have you all been living apart
Alice : More then 4 years already
Alice : talk to you when i free la … now got many customer again.
Me : ok
our conversation was periodic … maybe one sms to say how busy etc every 1 hour kinda thing which i wasnt interested la. Around 6-7 pm which i guess is her free time, the smses were more consistent and frequent
Alice : I go home already. In bus now
Me : ok, how was you day ?
Alice : tired lor, maybe want to go massage at my house there
Me : good idea ( i was thinking maybe that was a hint but i didnt wanna use the cliche " i massage for you lor line " and lets see what she wants instead .. if she BTH she will say it " you massage for me " instead whch to me is more thrilling)
Alice : You leh ? you got go massage in Manila ? The young girls there very open and hot one leh
Me : No need la , our office got masage person come and massage while we work one - ( which is a fact )
Alice : Wah so good , i also want to work there
Me : we cannot afford you la, you go massage is man or lady press you ah
Alice : Lady la, if man. wait i cannot take it one. i will think funny then at night cannot sleep
I found out more about her relationship with her husband and their sex life. She got married young due to shot gun marriage. When she was younger, she even had a 3 some with her friends in M’sia. Our conversation soon revolved around sex and how many times she do it etc. I will continue the sms sequence
Me : so when was the last time you cum during sex
Alice : wah so long ago already. My hubby usually shoot finish he will go back his parents home and we only do it 1 month 1 time and also i must ask one
Alice : he sometimes shoot when i sucking him or when he put inside and move few times he shoot liao
Alice : all men the same one la, only know how to enjoy and dont know how to let the woman enjoy.
Alice : he also very lazy one, always ask me suck already then sit on him and make him shoot. very sian one
Me : wah like that he like a king man ! haha
Alice : yah lor thats y i say you all only know how to enjoy mah …i dont enjoy lor
Me : hehe no la i prefer both enjoy then can see your shiok face then i also shiok ma
Alice : you say only la
Me : true mah .. when was the last time you do with your hubby ?
Alice : Monday lor
Me : wah that means next time is next month hahah
Alice : yah la … unless you want to help jie jie lor
Me : sure when i come back sure help you until you cry for help
Alice : really ah, dont make happy. Maybe its you cry for help leh
Me : we will see, when your hubby shoot when you suck, do you get angry ?
i wanted to test water to see if this lady really open and hungry
Alice : No lor, just swallow. I like to suck cock one but hubby dont like because he say religious reasons and dirty
By this time i am already quite excited and cant wait to immediately fly back and shove my dick into her mouth … Immediately , I made arrangements with travel desk to have my flight amended from Sunday to Saturday. Next plan would be to try and see if i can get a date out on sunday .. if not then monday also can ( most of these stalls are closed on monday as there is not pork delivery on monday or something like that )
" Mr XXX " your flight has been amended sir. Your flight details sent to your email. Wah song ! ok back to SG on Sat .. will SMS her and see if can book sunday
please dont ask for her stall address etc - yes i believe she is still operating in hougang but i m not sure if its at the same place
will try to upload some of her MP3s which i recorded next week after editing over the weekend
great story bro !!
i also have this urge to up this auntie stall helper selling fishball noodles in my neighbourhood
dont understand why i am threatened with zaps ( as if they will impact my bank balances ) if i dont reveal her details. I mentioned before, i dont want her to be “famous” overnight
Zap away i dont really care
Anyway let me continue before i head out.
I told her i m coming back to SG on saturday instead of sunday after seeing her smses and asked if she is free on sunday ? perhaps we can get something to eat etc … i cant offer her coffee cause shes obviously not those " lets have some coffee type " she’ll prpbably go " huh lim kopi ah ??!! " wah i work kopitiam leh !
so i suggested we go watch a movie
Me : are you free sunday ? we go watch movie ?
Alice : sunday cannot leh. i got work. Monday you can ?
Me : monday ok lor , how about we go breakfast then we go see got what movie start early type lor
Alice : ok
Our smses ended like that and after a few hours she sent some asking how am i etc … i’ll not bore you guys
Friday night aftre finishing all the work , my colleagues suggested we go out for drinks and i tagged along. Still thinking about how to bonk that ah soh ! haha
Drinks ended well, managed to hook up with a lady at the club that night .. i was thinking to myself, wah if the ah soh wanna bonk tomorrow i sure " kar neng "
took the first flight to SG on saturday and happily smsed her
Me : I arrived in SG already, feel like eat mee pok leh
Alice : want eat mee pok or eat oilster ( yes she spelt it this way )
Me : ( dont wanna correct her engrish ) wah u blanjah eat seafood ah ? where ? jumbo ?
Alice : Jumbo your head lah , not fresh , my one more fresh haha
Me : haha … today can eat ah … not tired meh ?
Alice : no la i told you already , i scared you tired not me
Shit ….. ah soh really tonight wanna bonk - how ah i thought to myself .. wait cannot hard will be seebeh paiseh plus last nights bonk with the pinoy chick made my dick sore and sensitive. My small head started talking to me " eh boss, i can one la , dont worry , u dont feed me wait i very hungry one leh …. now somemore itchy liao … you can one la !!! wait she change her mind worst !!!! : mai tu liao !!! My small head wins this time
Me : haha ok lor tonight eat ah ! i come fetch you or how ?
Alice : i finish about 530, meet you at carpark behind ?
Me : ok lor 530 i come
I arrived at the carpark 5 mins before time and smsed her.
Me : arrived at carpark behind , black car
Alice : ok see you soon
She came dressed in her work attire which is basically polo t and berms i think. Smiling away she said “wah you car so nice i sit inside wait become like your maid leh haha "
" no la, i also berms and t shirt mah , maybe i your driver leh " all the small talk out of the way, we proceeded into the car. I noticed a strong stench of cooked food smell .. like those zhi char smell from her " wah abit turn off … " even the strong leather smell in my car cannot overpower her " Mee pok plus blah chan smell " faint !!!! sigh nevermind la .. come so far liao go with the flow la .. after awhile i think my nose got used to it and the stench reduced. I thought to myself , nevermind la bathe liao no smell
Me : where you want to bring me eat seafood ?
Alice : now cannot eat lah … i want to go and bathe first leh
Me : ok i fetch you home first ?
Alice : My house ah ? she thought for awhile …
I interjected quickly - ah bo then , where ?
Alice : i thought go elsewhere lor
Me : hmmm ok we go hotel bathe first lor then go out eat seafood
Alice : ok loh
We drove to Kovan. I dropped her off at the back entrance along the terrace houses and i proceeded to park further inside the multi storey carpark. dont want my car to be seen there hehe
SMS came
Alice : room XXX, i check in liao
Me : wah ok !
brought my ciggies , my caps and off i went
Arriived that the room and pressed the bell, she opened the door and immediately got the mee pok bla chan / fishball / mince pork smell … wah lau !!! chia lat liao this time … faster take out ciggies and smoke
Alice : you sure you not tired ah ? wait i give you oyster until you very full one wor she said cheekily
In my mind i was just hoping its really just oyster and no mee pok bla chan smell !!!
Me : can la - puffing away
Me : you leh tired or not ?
Alice : abit lor , wanted to go massage one but since today i meet you and blanjah you eat oyster then you massage me back lor hehe fair mah
Hahaha this ah soh seebeh horny
Me : orh … no lah still got enery massage you la … press here and there only mah …
without any notice , she stroked my cock and say “press here ah”
last update before the weekend family time, i’ll update over the weekend if i can but if not then have to wait till i find a suitable window
Alice stroked my cock and at the same licked her lips and i think she wanted to act like those chinese porn or RA movies where the actress seduce the actor but personally it felt really funny to me at the time but i dont dare to laff.
She went to the bathroom and i sat down by the bed thinking what shouldi do .. how to get rid of the smell !!!!
soon enough i heard the showers, was thinking if i should join her or stay outside act cool
small head : oooiiii brudder !!! waiting for what ???!! red carpet ah ?! dont act cool act cool then later cannot screw this hole hor !!! i sure make you very jialat one !!!
with that i finished my ciggies and stripped to my bday suit, walk to the bathroom and opened the door. She was facing the wall shampooing her hair or something and i know she heard me since she turned her head slightly when i shut the door behind me.
Took a glance at her naked body … her ass was abit droopy and slanted out like pear but its got enough meat to grab while doggy and pumping i reckon. She turned around and smile. I looked at her and smiled and also look at the breasts .. hmm not bad , got at least C cup but droopy as well but ok lah , can press and not so saggy. longish brown nipples typical 40 plus type i guess. Noticed a C section scar on her tummy as well.
Me : can i join u
Alice : sure
I positioned myself closely behind her as she turned around to wash the shampoo off her hair. Our bodies met and i grabbed both her breast with my hands and kissed her back of the neck.
Alice : mmmmmm ….
Alice pushed her ass towards my now hardened cock and moved around my cock teasing me with her ass .. like as though wanting me to doggy her. She then used her hands to stretch behind and stroke my cock and she move her ass around and at the same time enjoying the kisses and licks i was planting on her neck and shoulders. This went on for a couple mins and then she turned around , all this while making sure my cock was in contact with her body .. from ass to thigh to pussy. Her hands were also very quick to adjust from stretching out back to moving to the front, continously stroking it while turning around.
My eyes were partly closed due to the shower and next thing i knew i felt a tongue licking my lips and soon enough we were frenching away .. not like those hungry types. She licked my lips followed by sticking out a llittle of her tongue followed my light smacks of kisses .. followed by tongue. this really turned me on ! since i m a taller then her by about 1 head she cant lick my ears. Her tongue was making its way from my lips to my neck then down to my nipples, Alice was a PRO !!! damn SHIOK LA !!!
Her tongue twirled around my nipples followed by sucking followed by licking.. all this while her hands were still stroking my cock. I BTH already , i pulled her up and planted my tongue deep into her mouth and we frenched like hungry animals !!! i moved my hand down south towards her pussy and she was very wet ( slimy wet ) and i started to play with her clit.
Alice : mmmmm … hen shuang ( very shiok )
Alice placed one leg on the toilet bowl to make it easier for me to finger her which i did. She was really very wet … i inserted both fingers inside her and moved it in and out slowly at first focusing on depth instead of speed and Alice grabbed my hands that were fingering her
Alice : OMG , more deep more deep di di
I took it out after some thrust and looked for the condom i brought in which was on the basin. I totally forgot about being blown !!! thats my favourite how can i forget !!??? next thing i knew , i felt a nice warm sensation of her mouth wrapped aournd my cock. I looked down and placed the condom back again. Her blow is amazing, she took her time licking from the tip of my cock to my balls, you can actually see the tongue trying to wrap itself around my cock if she had the length !!! lotsa tongue play and she motioned for my leg to spread. i lifted my left leg on the toilet bowl and lower she went. I could feel her tongue now going from my balls to my ass hole and poking it with her tongue.
Me : wah dont stop .. dont stop .. damn shiok
Alice : gibberish …. ( imagine all the water rushing in while she is licking my asshole in such a tight confined space .. who knows what shes uttering )
Me : ok ok just dont stop very shiok
the feeling was damn good but at the same time my cock went soft, i dunno why haha
she stopped licking and went back to suck my cock .. this time with lotsa vigor and sound .. imagine the slurping sound from jap porn .. thats the sound she makes while sucking…
after about a good 5 mins i cannot tahan and pulled her up , took the condom and tore the cover.
Allice : you want use rubber ah ?
Me : off coursre la , safe mah plus i dont want you get pregnant
Alice : after give birth i tie inside already plus i work in food industry must always go check up one. dont worry
Alice : i more scared of you ah
Me : my work requires me to go med checks yearly also la
with that she went down and gave me good blow again with the 3D surround slurping sound since i got soft again. all this while looking at me and showing me her tongue powers. I turned her around and she immediately went into the doggy position and my dick just slipped in
that was the best feeling i had in a looong long time.
Alice : ( abit crying / happy tone ) ooooh ooooh
Me : u like it
Alice : oooh baby very good very shiok, i want this everyday didi
I dunnot why but screwing her this way made me want to some in seconds ( perhaps its the foreplay ) but i seldom very seldom have the feeling to cum so quick … i stopped myself after a few pumps to control myself from shooting but she kept pushing her ass back as if to ask me to go into her again. I took out my cock and smacked her ass hole and then rammed it into her pussy again
Alice : ooooh baby !!! gei wor gei wor !!!!
Alice : wah hen shen ( very deep )… shiok .. oooohh baby
my hands were like octopus, moving and grabbing her. my left hand was playing with her clit and right hands alternating between squeezing her breast and twirling her nipples while my cock was pumping away .. i felt the urge to cum and again i stopped and moved my cock out for a breather, Alice turned around, kneel down and put my cock in her mouth. I could see her from the top extending her tongue and licking from my balls to the tip of my cock and suddenly sucking it again as though shes licking our juices from my cock like a lollipop. I never felt this kinda hunger from a woman before , usually my GFs would do it out of “courtesy” rather then do it cause she wants it but with Alice i can tell shes really savouring every millimeter of my cock !!
I turned her around again as i wanted to pump further, again i played with her asshole and smacked my cock around abit.
Alice : put inside my backside hole
Me : huh ?? cannot lah bery tight one
By this time she is really very high
Alice : nevermind kar kar pang , kar kar pang !!!! please laaaa diiiiii …..
I ignored her pleas for me to enter her asshole and shoved my cock into her pussy and pumped away .. this time she moans were very loud like screaming in pain or crying type .. I can feel my cum building from my balls to the tip of my cock and i told her " i am cumming , i am cumming " Alice turned around and instantly kneel infront of me and grabbed my cock like a hungry animal … just as my cock entered her mouth, my sperm started splurting !! sensing the first squirt, she pulled me deeper into her mouth so i could shoot deepthroat style .. i could feel the back of her tongue tickling my cock as she swallowed every drop of my cum. after making sure i shot all, she gave me a slow blow while using her hands to squeeze every minute drop i have left … ended with a pop sound when she finally released my cock from her hungry mouth ..
my legs were really like jelly this time ….
Alice smiling : How ? you enjoy ?
Me : wah seebeh song !! my legs like jelly already
Alice : like dat only like jelly ah ? later how ? I booked overnight room leh , prepare no need sleep liao
Me : haha wait i go down buy red bull lor
With that she took the towel and handed me one. Dried ourselves and left the bathroom
Alice : still want to go eat seafood ah ?
Me : haha i just eat mah , we go downstairs eat roti prata ok la
Alice : u got eat oyster meh ? never leh .. i thought blanhah you eat but u didnt eat leh
I dont really like licking pussies unless its someone i really like so i tried to avoid the topic
Me : no chance leh sigh … nevermind later eat until oyster swollen haha
we both laughed. we got changed ( she has spare clothes she brings to change after work ) and went downstairs for rotiprata
Ordered out food and we talked more
Me : wah just now you very song ah , song until want me inside your kar cheng
Alice : yah lah, you make me so shiok mah , i bth liao mah
Me : you got try before ah ? or your hubby like to loot your kar cheng ?
Alice : no lah he very kwai type one la. I ownself try one
Me : wah so daring ah ..not pain meh ? shiok ah ?
Alice : at first ok la ,i use toothbrush one hahhhahaa
i couldnt help myself and burst out laughing also ..
Me : toothbrush ??!!! not pain meh ??!!! ( still laffing ) use which side ah ?? haha
Alice : off course use the handle side lah
Me : tell me more leh
Alice : i buy those toothbrush the handle is rubber one and got rib then i try lor , i make myself wet liao then i use my juice and play with with my backside and make the hole wet also then slowly put in lor .. first time is quite funny feeling lah but after awhile quite shiok liao lor …
Our conversation was interuppted by the prata man bringing my mee goreng. I could tell the table beside us was also trying to listen in to the conversation hehe
Me : then … ? can cum or not ?
Alice : so far never cum leh .. maybe because not real thing or maybe because dont have the sex feel , thats why just now ask you put inside mah. i want to see if can cum or not. I read online that the cum is very song one leh then i also gian gian hehehe shyly she giggled
Me : orh ok later try lor
Alice : you got try before or not ?
Me : yes i got with exgf la
Alice : she shiok or not ah
Me : Dunno leh, maybe shiok .. sounds shiok leh
Alice : you leh , u shiok ?
Me : not much difference to me actually but i can try la .. make you happy i dont mind mah
Alice : wah … like dat jie jie very kam tong already ah
we continued our dinner as i munched away on the mee goreng refueling myself for the long journey ahead