The life of a typical singapore Ah beng


    Chapter #11

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Lindblum

    Really Ah beng story. Can relate , I was from ah beng sec school also . Just that your pager stuff too old sch . My time was Nokia 8250

    Nokia 8250 and 8310 will come in soon. When I was sec2 it was the late 90s sunpage was damn fierce but will slowly change to Ericsson 788 and 388 then Nokia pls be patient. Lol

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    Chapter #12

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Johnston

    *coff coff

    Cough

    In the time of nk8250 this rare thing call pager still have

    Coff

    Yes there was a time of handphone logo, picture msgs - composing your own tones….. Limited inbox size only one message free space

    Bird currency lousy internet irc icq no camera phones etc etc

    *coff

    Puke blood

    My house that time no computer. One computer last time 3k plus. My dad don’t think it was necessary as school work don’t really need also. I got my first desktop when I was in sec 3. Coming soon lol

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    Chapter #13

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Lindblum

    Don’t forget the long and sharp handled comb ah Lians like to use and point

    Guys also got use sharp comb. Those were the JPG wallet and sharp comb outdoor bag days. Not to mention 49.90 converse sandals. All those all come in soon. The story is going to get really interesting.

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    Chapter #14

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Want2call

    My old times favorite song…this song finish means…chair n table flying around…

    N ah lians running for lives n boobs banging into us…

    I prefer this cause got poem lol

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    Chapter #15

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    Originally Posted by

    acidicavex

    Ya that. cp kids, Marina kids, liang court kids……. lol.

    wa u all older than me. lol i was born in the mid 80s. my time is sparks tea dance. lol… ok continue story

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    Chapter #16

    After that day at east point, i started to change my clique of friends as those ‘bengs’ will always ask me sit with them or eat with them during recess. And i realized that people in school start to know me. Ah lians started to talk to me. I was actually becoming popular.

    Of course i was still with PQ. so i never really pay much attention to those ah lians. So PQ and me are from different school thus we only meet every weekend. But my ‘brothers’ always not hppy as they say G come down to zai dui and sit leh. dont so chee hong can anot. I was in a difficult position as PQ dont like to mix with them. So i had to juggle my time well.

    Times with PQ was good but there are some downsides. We were at her house staircase lobby frenching. I started to move my hands inside her t-shirt.

    PQ: baby dont want la.

    Me: dear we together for 4 months liao. why cannot let me touch you?

    PQ: i just want to keep for marriage or else not special.

    ME: you dont think we will get married?

    PQ: i know we will but i just want to wait dont force me can?

    It was exams period and i was quite stress and it does not help that PQ is so uptight about her body. And as i keep mixing with my gang, i got to know other boys from other schools and we used to hang around parkway and i got to know alot of katong convent and tanjong katong sec girls.

    Soon i began to find PQ a bit boring. I began to neglect her and stick to sitting around parkway looking for trouble. so lets call this guy k(we were at the arcade ‘hollywood slam’ at parkway’

    K: eh that guy knn si beh xia lan

    ME: which one?

    K: the one in the bell botton wearing the white colour ben-hur shirt. eh i tell u what G i give u a chance to prove yourself. u go up and jio meng him.

    Me: er i never do before leh. what should i say?

    K: just tell him u zai dui ginna and he is fucking xia lan as him chup toh lo. if he guai lan u just kui pao we behind will chiong him.

    ME: er abit what leh.

    K: cb u scared ar?

    ME: siao scared what he got 2 hands i also got 2 hands.

    K: then what u waiting for?

    so i walked up to the guy. lets call him C

    ME: siao eh. u chup where one

    C: er i never play one

    ME: cb never play come here walk 360 720 u think what? u see us dont have ar? u know here is who sit one anot?

    C: i dunno

    At this time i actually wanted to let him go. But then i saw this group of girls from my school walking towards the arcade. they are 1 year my junior from my school got one v cute and small size girl lets call her KL. she was looking at me so i decided i have to perform.

    ME: dunno? dunno then no wrong is it pua chee bye.

    C: then what u want?

    i just slap him.

    Me: cb u dare to ask me what i want?

    c wanted to chiong me but all my brothers stepped forward and he knew he was outnumnered. seeing he cant do anything i got bolder. i pulled his hair and dragged him towards the girls and walk out of the arcade.

    Me: eh mother fucker i dont want to see your fucking face in parkway again u understand me anot.

    C

    rh

    Me: huh? eh u got lan jiao anot can talk louder anot i say do u understand?

    C: YES I UNDERSTAND.

    Me: ok fuck off ( and i kicked him in the stomach)

    i walked back to the arcade sat sat. and all my brothers said power la G well done for a first time. KL looked at me and smile. for this first time since i was with PQ, i felt horny for another girl.

    next part will be how i dumped PQ and went for KL.

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    Chapter #17

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    Originally Posted by

    1nottiboy

    TS, sorry but I wanna ask. why is that you didn’t go to the police, after you got smacked by the bengs?

    Just trying to understand…

    the reason is v simple i dont want to make anymore trouble. and u go there and tell the police someone slap u. u got proof? got injury? so the police bring those ah bengs in and they say they never slap. they got so many people statement against me. that time no camera phone. even if the police know they r lying, unless it can be proven in a court of law nothing can be done. the police will just warn them and let them go.

    after that i have to worry day and night whether people will ambush me and whack me anot. whether they will find people i never see before to beat me up. Always remember in law knowing is one thing proving is another. if u know but cant prove that equals to nothing. Its not only about gansterism, even adultery, cheating, any other form of crime before the police can take action they need proof.

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    Chapter #18

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Pager must take Motorola (cant remember the model but got 1 is transparent) then hook up with long golden clip chain..

    388 and 688 must zhng with shinny lights like Xmas tree together with blinking antenna then stylo….

    The pager is called memo jazz. I still have but my chain is silver not gold

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    Chapter #19

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Turtle

    Must add behind sentence.. fire fire burn so high, kan ni lao bu Chow Chee bye. Haha… bery shiok!

    the second fire fire burn so low.. knnb XXX u never say leh.

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    Chapter #20

    Continues

    After that day at the arcade, i decided that i must go and sound this KL out(at that time i still dunno her name). So i before school starts i walk through all the lower sec class to get a look of her. Found out that she is on the same level as me. but then i dont know how to approach her i scared if i go tackle her i get rejected v sia suey.

    So i decided to back off first and think of a plan. During basketball training later in the day, it so happens that she walked pass the court and one of my juniors actually tried to tease her. Immediately i went over and ask me junior GD.

    Me: eh GD you know that girl ar

    GD: ya KL lor from sec 1J.

    ME: ok eh can help intro her to me anot?

    GD: huh why not i give u her pager number ok anot u ownself call.

    ME: ok lor. eh thanks ar GD

    so i treated GD one packet of chrysanthemum tea. later in the night i left her a alphanumeric message.

    ‘hey G here just saying good night and sweet dreams’ after awhile i realise that she dont have any of my contact so she cant possibly reply me. so i decided to drop a voice message repeating the same message but including my pager number.

    15 min later my pager beep.

    KL:who are you?

    i was thinking how to explain to her who am i as she obviously have no impression so i decided to tell her

    ME: the guy at parkway who pull the other guy hair infront of u remember?

    KL: oh that ah beng ar?

    ME: i am not a ah beng ok( i dunno why but all ah lians and ah bengs dont like to admit that they are one)

    KL: only ah bengs then will do this kinda things lor.

    ME: eh i press button press until hands tired leh. can we talk on the phone anot?

    KL: ok u give me your number i call u.

    So KL called me and we chatted for hours. i found out her mum is an auditor at big 4 her dad is a architect but parents divorced. she is grade 8 in piano at that time and she was from a all-girls primary school.

    So as time passes by i talked to PQ lesser and lesser and focused all my energies with KL. Slowly our talks became abit sexual.

    ME: so u got ex bf before?

    KL: got R lor.

    Me; R from sec 1J?

    KL: ya. we just broke up before u come and try to know me.

    ME: oh ok. so u all got do anything?

    KL: what thing?

    ME: boy girl things la like kissing and stuff.

    KL: er got ar.

    ME: so what u all do?

    KL: huh how to tell u i pai seh leh.

    me: ok i ask then u just say have or dont hve ok?

    KL: ok lor

    ME: touch your breast.

    KL: have

    Me: wa where he do sia?

    KL: cinema

    ME: wa u so brave ar.

    KL; i got use my bag to cover the front he is go under my shirt.

    ME finger fuck?

    KL: no

    so i know it was until finger fuck only. please note until now me myself also virgin.

    ME: u got help him masturbate?

    KL: yes.

    ME: wow.

    KL; aiya gf do for bf got wrong meh? does it mean u think i am cheap?

    ME: no la dont anyhow think ok. if we together will u do the same for me?

    KL: i already say liao gf do for bf v normal

    ME: so that means yes? will u do more?

    KL: u be my bf then u know liao lor.

    dunno why when she said this my dick immediately harden and i needed to masturbate.

    me: ok la we talk tml i need to go liao

    KL: ok good nite

    after hanging up i went to diy. in my heart i know its time to let PQ go.

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