Story on how I finally understand how extreme woman can be...


    Chapter #11

    Thanks for all the support! Your support will become my motivation to continue!

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    The next day Sunday. I woke up lit a ciggie at the same reach for my phone to see if there’s any text from her…Nothing! Feel so empty and sian. Open up my message icon and drop a text to one of my good pal which I know him since sec sch to see if he wanna go basketballing.

    Beep Beep! I excitedly thought she finally text me! Boo, nope again. My frd reply say On…meet at a basketball court at 3pm.

    Wash up, grab something to eat and head over to the basketball court, hoping to to get my mind off her.

    My bud, Y already there shooting the ball.

    Y: Yo, so long never jio me basketballing liao lor! How are u man? Why look sian ?

    I look at him, then forced myself to put up a smile.

    Me: where got sian? Just being tired…

    Then i signal him to pass me the ball and we start shooting and playing games like ABC and throw 10 free throws see who kenna more…

    After about 2 hours we were damn exhausted, so we take a break at 1 corner. Took out my drinks and ciggie and start puffing…Then i check my phone to see if there’s anything…To my surprise there’s an sms from B!

    B: Hey cheeky boi! Wat are you doing?

    Me: Hey! I’m playing basketball, just finished, resting now…how bout u?

    B: You playing basketball? Haha can’t imagine that! More like being play by the ball lor! i’m actually sun-tanning with my frd at my country club! Just finish swimming 10 laps with her! I thought of asking you come one lor but I scare you can’t swim loh! HAHAHA!

    Me: Wtf? What play by the ball? I’m good at playing with all kinds of “balls” and wat makes you think a guy who been through army cannot swim?

    Seems like she is pretending that nothing happen last night. Having the imagination of her wearing bikinis suddenly give me a hard-on.

    Y: Brother, lets go for dinner later after we shower. Onz bo?

    Me: On!

    Then beep beep again! She took sometime to reply…

    B: Ok, next time I will ask you to come along with me okay? I can intro you my friend as well. She is pretty!

    Me: Really? In fact, I’m quite shy with strangers…furthermore swimming, I can’t imagine that me going half-naked infront of your friend.

    B: You Shy?? Joke of the day! Hey do you wanna meet up for dinner? Just me! My friend meeting her bf…

    My chee hong self took over me again! Just remember Y just jioed me dinner.

    Me: Eh brother! Pai say cannot dinner with you liao, got to go attend to some things.

    Y: Oh sure! No worries! Need any help let me know!

    Faster pick up my phone and reply B…

    Me: Onz! Shall I pick u up at 6?

    B: Sure!

    Brb, now is my dinner time

    To be continue…

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    Chapter #12

    Continue…

    As I arrived as usual at her place’s unloading…I anxiously wait for her to come down. Went out of my car and lit a ciggie and smoke…then text her

    Me: Hey! I’m here liao…If you not coming down within my 1 ciggie time, I will leave liao

    B: Waiting for the lift lah! I think you can’t wait to step into coffin is it? I sure slap you hard on your chubby cheek when I see you!

    Me: Oh really? Shall see if my cheek feel pain or your hand, Haha!

    All of a sudden I heard a voice behind me…

    B: Is it? Shall I slap you you now and see whether who will be in pain?

    Me: Gosh! You can really starred in those horror movie, walk without sound! Our Army need such talent!

    B: Oh really? Close you eyes and be prepare that your cheek will swell even more than it is now…

    Me: Ok lor! don’t blame me if you hurt your hand, don’t say I never warn you.

    I closed my eyes…then I feel my cheek being pinched!

    B: Wow this feel good…so tender and soft! I like!

    Me: Wtf? But seriously you are not the only person who said so…

    B: Can I bite instead of pinching?

    Me: are you mad? I don’t want a love bite on my face…

    B: Lets go, I’m damn starving!

    Actually she converse well in English probably because of her brought up but she failed in Mandarin and Hokkien badly. i’m the opposite though just that my english is not that bad

    Her voice is damn sweet and very teeeeeh one.

    So we head to H.V for zi char since she suggest. Some of you might know where is it, even saw Dawn Yang a few times there… As you know girls like variety, they can order 5-6 dishes and eat maybe 2-3 mouth of each and say they are full…

    *Spoiler* This is just the 7th day that I got to know her. Steamy action start on the 13th day. I will fast forward abit in the next chapter

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    Chapter #13

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    Next few days we meet up almost everyday…We chat for most of the time, during work we use the office messenger, after work we meet up and chat face to face and at night we continue via texting. Why is she so attracted to such a no appealing guy like me? Not because I have the X-factor…you will find out later in the story why she can invest all her time on me.

    Day 11th - Thursday night as usual we were both texting each other…

    B: Hey you know what, you seems to be like magnet…I find myself can’t stop talking to you. You are such an amazing guy you know?

    Me: Magnet sia? You mean magnum ice-cream?

    B: Humpf! People talking to you seriously u still tease me. Go and die lah!

    Me: Joking lah, I didn’t know I got such attraction lor…

    B: Funny meh? U like to take your chance to tease me right? People praise you lor. Its true from my heart okay?

    Me: I just don’t get what you mean…Its more like I don’t believe in myself that I have any elements that can cause any attraction lor.

    B: Stupid! Its not about you yourself say yourself good means you are good. get it? Its people around you who can see what kind of person you are…Good or bad is decided by others. Just like a doctor cannot operate himself… I feel very very comfy with you, you always make me laugh with your nonsense jokes, and on top of that you are damn sweet…You know?

    Me: I see. thanks huh for your compliment…I also really find it very comfy with you. I find it very honor to go out with a chio bu lor!

    B: I really chio huh? Hahaha! Me too, I love hanging out with you! You are just like a best friend to me that we can talk everything under the sun. I like the way you give me opinion when I tried out clothes.

    Best friend huh? Heartbroken! Well in fact in my life I don’t have any luck with women before. Deep down I accepted the fact. You can say that i’m a low self-esteem guy or a guy who doesn’t have much confident in himself. I’m sure there are brothers here who feel the same. Let me recommend you a book call “Alpha male” it is really helpful for you to sian char bor!

    Me: Well you can call me a tiko-pek! Hahaha! I love the way you dress up yourself. Especially heels! I love to see you walk in heels.

    Also I love to see B dress up in tight-fitting pants that show her G-Strings. Just that I cannot tell her that lah. Her make up is really awesome. She mentioned she attended classes to learn how to make up like a professional (celebrity). Often go out with her, other guys will tend to bio her, still glances at her. We all know make-ups do wonder!

    B: Really? thanks for the compliment ah! Lets head to bed for now. Miss you already my bestie

    Sweet dreams and look forward to see you tomorrow

    !

    Me: Good night

    Sleep well

    TBC…Really happy that there are brothers reading and I don’t mind you guys hijacking the thread for discussion. Me too take a long time to understand what Bro Johnston is saying, lol!

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    Chapter #14

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    eeemen

    LOL !! And I struggled in the first instance to comprehend what our bro Johnston was trying to say here, ke ke. Cheers, ………………..

    bro i also struggled with what u say hehe.

    But I like your signature – " All that is needed for Evil to succeed is, that decent human beings do NOTHING. "

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    Chapter #15

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    zbingz

    Continue…

    lol!

    TS please continue, camping here for more and see and learn

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    Chapter #16

    Day 12…eve of happening! To me its like a public holiday, but it was also a day whereby I embarrass myself. Till today I still cannot believe how come such thing happen to me at a wrong time!

    As usual went to work in smart-casual as its Friday! Finally T.G.I.F! Reached office and found out that her car is already in the carpark. Damn! Went to meet up with all my kakis as usual at the smoking corner! While talking to my kakis…Beep beep! Message tone! Opened up…it was B!

    B: Hey morning bestie! You are early today! You look good today

    Me: Well what’s so good about jeans and a polo?

    B: I prefer you in casual at times…u look more kiddish compare to the shirt and pants…Did anyone tell you that you look like a little boy at times?

    Seriously yes, I used to get check ID often when I buy ciggies at 7-11. I guess its my chubby face that causes that.

    Me: Hmmm is it? I didn’t know that…Do I really look that young?

    B: Definitely! Its give people a feeling that they want to sayang you and protect you…

    Me: Wow? So are you going to sayang me and protect me?

    B: Seriously nope! Fat hope! Not from me though as the truth is i’m 3 years young than you and a guy should protect the girl not the other way round.

    Me: awwww, the world is changing! I thought by looking young I get some privilege! Sad!

    B: Come on, cheer up! Its Friday! how bout I buy you dinner tonight?

    Me: No thanks! I can pay for my own meals, I prefer being protected and sayang more than a meal. Offer rejected!

    B: How dare you!!! Grrrrr…No one ever reject me one lor!

    Me: is it? I will be the first

    how bout that?

    B: you better watch out! I will go scratch your car later!

    Me: Fine! Please do a good job on vandalizing it, afterall i’m considering going for a new paintwork. Ask your that workshop boss friend give me discount ok?

    B: U wait long long please! I doubt he will do a good job for you after that incident…Serious, lets go out tonight!

    Me: See how bah…see mood bah…since I feel so not protected and nobody sayang me, perhaps I wanna go home and hug my mum see if she sayang me.

    B: Gross! Mummy boy huh? Please lah, I really wanna hang out with can? Its be so fun going out with you…

    Me: Well, on the accord that you seems so sincere, I will sacrifice myself to go out with you bah..

    B: Oh please, you are so fucking dead! I decided to punch a couple of holes on your wheels instead.

    Me: Please do so, then you can be the driver for today! hohoho!

    B: oh you wait huh…wait wait wait long long. Cya after work tonight! Really looking forward to it…

    Some of you might be wondering why we do not lunch together. As she just joined, she had to join in more with her department people and as you know a company full of OLD PEOPLE = a Gossip haven. Everyone in the office know each other even there is like 100 over office staff. Impressive huh?

    Soon the day finally ended! Everyone went off except a few soul at the smoking corner…

    XL: Oi, later go where havoc? Wanna join me at my house kopitiam there for a few drinks tonight?

    Me: Hello uncle! I’m still young leh I think I cannot join your ah pek club yet lor!

    XL: wow, today you got enough firing power to suan siao me sia?

    Me: Haha brother! you know I didn’t mean it, infact I joined you a few times liao what.

    XL: ya lah ya lah! then tonight go where?

    Me: Go dinner with B

    XL snook for awhile then look at me with a shocked expression…

    XL: zhun boh? you mai siao kien me lah…

    Me: Serious leh! I bo bluff you one lah!

    Just then B walk out of the office and head to us…Damn lor, she’s wearing a while button blouse with her “HID Headlights” struggling to breath due to tight fitting. I wonder how come the buttons can hang on without bursting out! This girl really dressed to kill, lucky we are in Singapore not India, else I confirm she already got raped dunno how many times liao.

    B: Hey XL, not going home yet?

    XL: Not yet wor, smoking with my buddy here lor…

    B: You don’t always jio him smoke lah, he still young don’t keep influence with the bad things!

    XL: Wtf, got my tai ji again? Btw he just told me you guys are going out, which I will never believe that lor!

    B: Why not? Are you done yet, H? Lets get going liao!

    Me: Ok lets go!

    As I said I extinguish my ciggie in the ash tray…

    Me: Bye brother! Update you more!

    XL: Steady lah brother! you finally grow up liao!

    Me: Of course, I got kungfu but doesn’t mean I should go round beating people right?

    XL: Swee! I like this sentence! Jia you!

    As I parked my car beside hers. While I was still talking to XL, she already got in her car and drove beside me as I walk towards my car. She then wind down her window and said to me…

    B: Lets just drive one car to go out okay? See you at my house carpark…Whoever reach my carpark first win the race and shall get a free meal! Cya!

    As she said she zoomed! Wtf? I didn’t even get in my car yet!

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    Chapter #17

    Thanks to the brothers who up and points and to those brothers that support me! Day 13 will come soon, relax! Just like having sex…go for foreplay first then action!

    Day 12 continue… So from west going back to north area isn’t an easy task. Everyday to and forth is slow traffic on PIE/KJE/BKE. After cutting lanes here and there, I finally manage to see her car which is like 7 cars infront of me. For me, driving on Singapore roads can be very peh chek…often there are road hoggers or lorry van insist on keep on the right of expressway. Soon after, i manage to go right behind her car. Quickly i took out my phone and text her…

    Me: Looks who’s behind? You better start thinking what nice food you going treat me later!

    B: Oh look who’s talking right now? You are still behind me yet you think you have won?

    Me: Well my car is struggling to move forward because you are blocking the way! Siam siam!

    My car was 600cc bigger than hers, therefore definitely more powerful… Out of nowhere while i was tailgating her…she suddenly JAMMED BRAKE, then sped up again. Almost hit her back! Such a Biatch!

    B: Take that! Hahaha! Still feeling proud?

    NNB, chut this kind of stunt! Blood boiled! But have to calm down no matter what. Lucky its her who did it.. else if its any other stranger i sure pay back one! Got once, there’s a cb who purposely did that to me…i quickly find chance lane change, drive slightly infront of him and threw out my packet of kopi on his windscreen.

    Me: wow? No worries if I bang your back…you got free repair service from your so call admirer…

    Just then she start filtering to the left to prepare for exit…As her car is small, she can easily cut out lane. However the exit is always so fucking slow and cars often have to queue up. But I’m those fucker who hate queueing up especially exiting. I continue on the 2nd most left lane and speed up, trying to find lorries that move forward slowly for me to do a cut…As i start signalling left, spotted 1 infront…immediately slot in nicely and give a gesture of thank you. I can be nice most of the time lol. Immediately my phone message tone start to beep.

    B: Hey! Thats cheating! You cheater!

    Me: Hey! I did it clean ok? I did signal lor, wat cheat? Face the fact that i’m now way infront of you.

    B: humpf! You cheater! I sure will have my revenge on you!

    Me: Sure…don’t let me win so easily, not challenging at all, *yawn*

    Some of you might know, most woman are creatures that hate losing, don’t agree? Example: They like to compare against each other. Things like “she got the bag, i must have also or i buy more expensive one” “she look skinny than me! Cannot i must work out” etc etc… So i decided to slowly down n stop at a bus stop for her to pass me before I follow her again… Once reach her carpark, she got up my car and say…

    B: haha! You lost! So I gonna get to choose what i wanna eat!

    Deep in my thoughts, i know i made the right decision by letting her as she is those kind that cannot lose woman I said nothing but smile at her…

    TBC…still in office while writing this! Will continue in awhile!

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    Chapter #18

    Nice. Been following your story. At first the smses dam lor sor but slowly I appreciate cos I think at least you are better than some other storyteller seem more interested in telling the world he how good how good rather than actually sharing his experience. I also having this stage with a potential FB maybe can learn some lessons from your story.

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    Chapter #19

    Thanks brothers for the comments!

    Brother lotsfits80: I do agree! That’s why I recommend you guys to read about Alpha Male. Many girls like guys that are different. Typical nice guys are everywhere, whereby girls find it very sian with it. For example there are 10 Mr. Nice guys around this girl yet you are so different from them, you know when to treat her nice when to be a cb…she will find that you have a different aura. Girls don’t really like guys who anything also summit to them or the typical simi also say Yes Yes guy. Ok enough of this for now. I shall continue…

    Continue on day 12…

    While in the car before we drive out of the carpark…

    Me: Since you won, so tell me what do you wanna eat?

    B: Haha, I know you let me win in the end, right?

    Me: Did I? I where got so gentleman?

    B: Liar! I know you did. I saw u stopped at the bus-stop lor!

    Me: No lah! I got an urgent call to attend to, but I don’t have ear piece so I stopped by the bus stop to talk.

    B: Oh Really? Anyway I feel like eating ayam penyet! do you mind?

    Me: Not really, not very particular on food, see my size you know liao. Why not go to Far East Plaza? I

    B: Haha! I was about to say go there! we can go shopping after that!

    Me: Gosh, shopping again…

    Reached and order a number of dishes, whereby she eat mostly a bit on each of them…After which we went shopping. Girls can never stop shopping, its like a born-talent in them. I wonder why Gahment never make it compulsory for them to go army…They can walk endlessly without getting tired!

    But one thing i’m amazed is how come such a high maintenance-looking girl will buy stuff in this shopping mall? Not go for branded meh?

    B: Do you think this pair of heels nice? I like it but I don’t know which colour to choose…

    Me: I think go for the black one since its easier to match…

    B: one fine day, you should come my house and see the number of pairs of heels I have, hahaha!

    Me: Let me guess…30 pairs?

    B: Nope, I have twice of that. I have no place to put and my mummy scream at me each time I bring back a new shoes box…I love heels!

    Me: Wtf? you think you are octopus or centipede? need so many pairs of heels for what!?

    Upon hearing that, she pinched me right away on my arm!

    B: I also don’t know to be frank. I just can’t resist each time I see shoes I die die must buy. Maybe its a hobby. Beside they can match my clothes where I go work…everyday can wear different pair.

    Me: Oh I see, I find girls with heels sexy…especially the way they walk…make them look so demure!

    B: thanks for the compliment…

    Me: oh I forgotten, that exclude you…you are different cause you are transformer with or without heels!

    After saying this, I quickly siam far far… knowing she will sure pinch me.

    B: Smart now ah? U will get it later…

    Me: Provided you can chase me with those heels…By the way you slowly choose. I go for a puff, after dinner no puff I feel damn uneasy!

    Saying that, I walk out and find a spot to enjoy my smoke and at the same time do some bird watching…Town at night really got lots of hot girls walking around.

    As i was busy looking around at girls, I didn’t realized B was standing beside me.

    B: Waaaaa, ogling at girls huh? Got 1 chio bu with you…you don’t wanna see! Humpf!

    Me: Wa lan eh! Please lah, see you for what…I see you almost everyday lor. Nothing new!

    B: Oh really? So you sian of looking at me is it?

    Me: Not really lah, when we are at places where there are no hot girls, then I will look at you more lor.

    Pulled my ear damn hard…

    Me: Oi oi! stop stop! later people thought I go out find woman and got caught by my gf! I’m jus joking la…How to ogle at you when I know you so well? Ogle is for those girls that I don’t know one mah…then can look up and down front and back…

    B: Humpf! lets go get some drinks and I wanna head home liao. I got to go back office tomorrow lor! Probation not over have to work all Saturday! what kind of regulation is this!

    Soon…we were back at her house unloading bay. After bidding good bye…I went home right away. While I was surfing net, my phone message tone start to beep beep again..

    B: Hey thanks for the wonderful day again…I really enjoy myself with you! So I decided to book you tomorrow again!

    Me: Eh hello, you think I escort or gigolo? Book somemore…Not free! Rejected!

    B: nooooo! I really like to go out with you…so much fun and laughter everytime lor. So u don’t enjoy going out with me is it?

    Me: Hmmm, at times lah…I only enjoy when I bully you…

    B: Grrrrrr! you are getting on my nerve! Do you like me or not?

    Me: ?? What do you mean?

    B: I mean are you attracted to me? Cause I feel very attached to you…

    Me: To be frank, I think so too…

    B: Hahaha! When did you notice that?

    Me: Don’t know la, it come quite sudden also.

    B: Orh Heheee! I think I go bed liao. Nights dear, really happy and I think I will have a sweet dreams tonight! tomorrow I have an appointment in the afternoon which I will go straight after work then maybe I call you after i’m done.

    Me: Sure! let me know then

    Act blur is the best…don’t know what happened also out of nowhere.

    TBC. Will keep writing later on Day 13

    Your patience is appreciated!

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    Chapter #20

    Day 13… An unforgettable day for me.

    Since B will be busy today, I might as well just go ahead and do my own thing first. So after waking up, I discovered that my phone actually has tons of message. Mainly from B…

    B: Hey morning! I can’t believe I actually made it to the office on time!So proud of myself

    B: Hey!!! You still sleeping is it? No reply one!!! I’m so bored!!

    B: You know wat? its really sucky that u r not here at work! Time moves so slowly without u being here in the office

    Finally reading all the messages. I can image how boring it can be especially to work on a Sat morning. Well i been through that stage when I first joined… Feel so good without my parents at home so I can smoke whenever i want. Picked up a ciggie and reply her at the same time.

    Me: Wow, just woke up and found out that my phone got bombed by a chio terrorist! Enjoying at work huh? I’m still lying on my bed with my ciggie in my mouth and the tv on.

    B: So shiok hor? I wonder if I hit you later you feel shiok or not! But I’m really happy seeing your message

    Me: What’s there to be happy about? So wat appointment do you have later?

    B: why you so kaypo? I go meet guys can or not?

    Me: Oh sure! by all means go ahead, no need to report to me anyway. Then i guess i shall go ahead with my friends invitation to go out

    B: Wat?? You dare?? I thought we supposed to meet after my appointment ends? I’m going for my radiation treatment and IPL la!

    Me: Wtf? Wat Radiation? Wat is IPL? India Premier League?

    B: Haha! I bought a package with this beauty treatment spa. They use a machine to radiate my body, burning the fats away. IPL is removing of arm pit and leg hairs la!

    WTF? I didn’t know there is such shit around. Moreover, I didn’t know she attend them. Later i found out that those services actually cost alot. Really a very high maintenance woman. No wonder her body looks so good, hourglass figure till whenever I go out with her, all kind of guys will steal glances at her, machiam looking at a celebrity. I find that walking beside her, its like there is wind blowing, very proud feeling.

    Me: Wow! Very expensive woman! Today i learnt new things

    B: Haha! I wanna maintain myself so that my bf won’t go round sleep around la! And for your info I paid all those myself ok! Alright its time for me to go for the appointment le, call u when I’m done!

    Later on in the part of story then I realised the dark side of her. Why she so obsessed in maintaining her body.

    TBC later in the day…

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