Hey bros…after reading so much story. It’s time for me to share mine as well. Its a based on my real experience…100% real. As I write I will try to recall!
Start!
Few years ago, as I was working in this MNC but benefit is like KNS and far in the bloody west. As for brothers who work in WEST industrial area, you will know how difficult it is to have pretty chio syt girls as colleagues…same goes for my company, its like old folks home.
So one fine morning after clearing my leaves for a holiday trip…I found myself dragging my body to travel all the way to the west to work. As usual, after parking my car…I walk towards the smoking corner and greet by usual smoking kakis from other department. One of my good brother…lets name him XL, start the conversation with me with others hanging around listening while we puff away…
XL: Bro! you know what, there is a sibeh chio new girl just report to work few days back while you were on holiday! The headlight very big confirm is HID! Not like those small small fog light you know?
Me: Is it? zhun boh? where got such cai come here work one?
As I said that, an outstanding colour small car just drove in the carpark and zoom pass us.
XL: Nehhh…this one! later she walk pass, I gek siao call her you see clearly…ok?
Then as she walk towards the main door of our office building (which is just right infront of our smoking corner) I start doing my full scanning…Very high heels (4 Inch), figure hourglass, HID headlights, face…sibeh sweet and chio!
XL quickly call her out to her…lets call her B
XL: Hey B! This colleague here you definitely haven’t seen as he just come back from work after his holiday! Come meet our most eligible bachelor here, Mr H.
I was thinking…cb this XL wanna saboh again! But B graciously walk over instead of going into the building and stick out her hand for a handshake. So bo pian since she did so even though I’m shy but I cannot act like I bo ji! So I stick out my hand and shake her hand.
Me: Hi B, nice meeting you…glad to have you as a colleague!
B: Hey H, nice to meet you too…See you around!
After that, she walk into the building…
XL: Sibeh swee right? Brother bo bluff you one! U are the only guy single here…
Another brother G add in
G: Ya lor, don’t like those old fox guy get her! Else wasted leh!
Me: Siao boh! I not yandao lah…she look like very high maintenance! What makes you guys think she will spend another sec looking at me? I can only afford a Toyota, you guys expect me to go for an BMW? want me to die is?
XL: Relax lah, not all women are superficial one can? Just do the right thing and confirm she will spend whole day glancing you…I can help you one lor!
XL being 8 years older than me…definitely have more experience with women. Oh I forgotten to intro…During that time I’m mid-twenties only have one gf in my life which left me during my army time. Sad right? But I did have sex with 1 older women when I was 20 and I wasn’t the one who initiate it…Somehow when I think back now as I’m writing this story, I can say that I’m quite lucky as being those so call fake gentleman…I always gek siao act as if I don’t know what is sex and I get free Sex Education.
Me: time to work liao brother! later smoking break message me pls!
As I said that I quickly extinguish mine ciggie and quickly siam them before they bombard me more. Deep down, I was telling myself… XMM (Xiao Mei Mei) really chio but well I know how much I weigh, such chio bu where will waste her time on me, crazy!
As usually I turn on my PC on my work desk and start reading mails…suddenly a message popped up on my screen. Oh my company uses a messaging system throughout the whole company as we have other offices in other countries, so it is more convenient to communicate with other colleagues. It is just like msn…
To my surprise…it was B!
B: Hi there! Nice to see you…can see those guys damn like to di siao you…you must be popular huh?
Me: Not really popular or what…Just that I joined the company earlier than those guys there which makes me the youngest old bird around. Guys usually nothing, except girls, soccer or cars. Hope you don’t mind as they just mean for joke.
B: Not really lah, my level of EQ and acceptance of nonsense can be quite high okay? Don’t think i’m those pity woman!
Me: I never say that lah! I’m sure you are not those Xiao qi woman!
B: Haha thanks! I’m still new but I got a culture shock here! Especially the dress code! Nobody even bother to doll up themselves and most of them here are really from different generation from us siah!
Me: Ya lah…you think here CBD meh? Only CBD and town area got those standard like you…
B: What you mean my standard??! I very bad is it?
Me: No lah, my definition of your standard means chio, young, know how to dress up. I wonder why you come such old folks home to work lol!
B: Thanks huh? trying hard to do damage recovery is it? But I think you are trying to suan me hor?
Me: Wah kao…trying to play with my words! Say you chio also cannot, nowadays people cannot take compliments, sigh
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B: Really? I don’t believe lor! Well you owe me a favor! Maybe one fine day, you buy me lunch and teach me more about this company’s culture.
Me: Sure! Anytime!
B: Okay! Time to work, else I will be fired for chatting instead of working!
ME: Haha! Same here! Back to work!
TBC depending on response! Do up me if you like my story!
Nice start up to the story!
But can u change the font colour with your conversation btw b? Very hard to read leh!
Keep it cuming anyway!!!
Haha! Thanks bro Tai_zi21, will amend the font color!
Continue…
So I decided to start letting out my chee hong side again!
During the day, on and off she message me and chat during office hour…I will skip those unnecessary chat as it’s pointless…
So on the fifth day she said this to me…
B: You know sometime I’m really glad that I have such a wonderful colleague like you who is always here chatting with me and keeping me laugh all day. It so boring and stress when I’m being task so much…
Me: Really? So mean I’m really a joker who doesn’t work lah?
B: Nooo! Stop starting to copycat me playing with my words! I really mean you guide me a lot, teaching me who to look for to get information as you are the olllllllld bird here, haha!
Me: Wtf! So you are saying me old? sigh! I’m only 3 years older than u lor!
B: 3 years also older lor! So you are old! Bleh! Just joking! I really mean that you really made my day! I keep laughing at my screen till people think that I’m mad can! All that because of you! I don’t care, now my image is spoilt! You gotto compensate me!
Me: Wa kao? Like that also can? Win liao lor! Like I say before…its always my honor to buy you a meal anytime! U no have to come out with such excuse to cut me like a carrot!
B: Really?! Like that how bout tonight? So much gossips to share with you and so much things to talk to you…you feel like my long lost friend!
Sigh…long lost friend! This word saddened me that day! But well what to do, it always start with FRIENDS first! Don’t give up!
Me: wah friend only ah? But too bad tonight cannot, I have a course to attend which company send me one…
B: waaah just now say what honor say till very nice like that…end up reject me. I’m so sad! No guys rejected me before lor! SOB SOB!
Me: Eh I cannot skip the class lor! How bout after class? I can go pick you up? then we go for small bites lor…Since its Friday tomorrow work half day only!
B: Really meh? I know your course there got a branch of bubble tea I like…if you bring that come, I will forgive you for rejecting me!
Me: Sure, I will text you when I come over…Oh I don’t have your number lor!
B: Haha! My number is XXXXXXXX rem ah! Drop me a sms so that I have yours too!
As I was in class, she keep smsing me talking cock lor…asking me how’s the class, telling me don’t fall asleep lah, trying all means to di siao me.
Deep down, I can’t wait for the class to end and go meet her!
TBC!
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Originally Posted by
andythai
thanks for sharing bro
Thanks brother! At least I feel encourage by your comment. This let me know that at least somebody is reading and my time is not wasted.
Some people might be wondering why my title is ‘How I finally understand how extreme woman can be"
I’m sure lots of you meet different kind of walks people…People are unique creature with different kind of character. This one really makes me open my eyes big and let me learnt a very good lesson!
I know the starting is a bit boring…Guys all yearn to read steamy content. Do rest assured…there are definitely a lot steamy scene behind.
I hope to share my story to all guys out here so that “Don’t judge a book by the cover” is really a true phrase.
So far from my posts, her impression to you is such an angel, sweet, innocent. But I forgotten to mentioned, she used to be in the fashion industry, club industry…but still coming to office to work really deceive me from knowing the “REAL” her. I will explain more later on in the story! Hope you guys don’t find it boring!
So the time has finally come! After knowing her for a week or so finally I get to meet her even after office hour! I quickly dash out to queue for the bubble tea, I wonder wat so great about bubble tea that always Fxxking long queue lor! whats the big hype about it! Anyway after the long wait, I finally bought a few cups of flavors that she liked and faster dash to my carpark, open up my boot and reach for the cooler bag that I have! Its quite a distant from my class to her place.
Once I’m in my driver seat, I text her.
Me: Hey, I’m good to go, probably reach your place at about 30mins time the most, if I happen lost my way then too bad
As you all know sometimes GPS are not really reliable especially few years back… always bloody hell guide you to the wrong place, or bring you go detour!
She replied shortly…I guess she is holding on to her phone.
B: Oh really? That’s quick! You got my address in my previous sms hor?
Me: Yep! Just to double confirm that you didn’t write wrong hor, your add is XXXXX..
B: Eh since when I’m so blur to you? Did you fall asleep during class? How come end so early? You leave class before it end is it?
Me: Wow! Why makes you think that I’m such a bad student? I very guai hor!
B: Hey dear, lets chat later can. Concentrate on your driving, I don’t want anything to happen to my bubble tea! Ooops I mean you
Wow, she’s quite good with words. All I can say is, some girls are very good at boosting guys ego with their words. This is why I fall for her and learnt a lesson, more ego boosting to come later on. Girls who knows how to boost guys ego are very dangerous! If not why a lot of guys die on Thai women’s hands? Or I should say why guys like to go siam discos so much? Mainly because the girls are good at boosting your ego which you normally don’t get it from your wife or from your typical girlfriend. Am I right?
To be continue….
Continue…
So finally I reach her house, park at the unloading bay right below her block! Quickly take out my phone to text her!
Me: Hey princess! I’m here liao! Serving drinks now, if you don’t come down in 3 mins, I will give away your drinks to those passerby!
B: WTF? I dare you! If you did, I’m gonna slap you on your chubby face!
Me: Violence! How can you use violent on such an innocent person like me? I think I better hurry ciao liao! Cya!
B: Joking lah! I can’t bear to hit you lah! Later your buddies all come find me (referring to XL, G and gang)
Me: Good at least you know that you need to pick up someone with your own size! Mess with the Best, die like the Rest!
As I press send, I sensed someone tapping on my shoulder…I quickly turn back and see…
She wear a those mini shorts, sandals and a low spaghetti top which I can see her Cleavage …Wow really become a XMM.
B: What you looking at? Never see before chio bu is it?
Me: eh without your heels you are really very short leh! Like Transformer suddenly Transform to another form! HAHAHAHA!
Hearing that, she pinch me right away!
B: How dare you mock at me, laugh at me! Humpf! People waited for you for so long haven’t eaten lor! Yet you still laugh at me! Such a meanie!
Me: Ouch! That’s not really painful, can you try harder! Sorry lah, just joking…but seriously you look damn cute! Why so late still keep your make up on? You no shower is it?
B: Eh please! My make up still on, doesn’t mean I haven’t shower can! And what makes you think that I will show you my face without make up? A woman will never show other guys her make-up-less face one lor, stupid!
Me: Wah…ok lor win liao! Here’s your drinks! See still very cold!
B: Wow! So u’re sweet! you really buy ah? I thought you kidding and I was just joking with you and you really bought them! very touched! No guys deliver bubble tea to my doors step one lor!
Me: Of cos la, I keep my promise one lor! So where to for supper…
B: Let’s go up your car first…maybe we go to mc Donald at west coast ok?
Me: Sure princess, your knight is at your service!
Actually nothing much on this outing…we chat a lot and laugh a lot as well. It was a new beginning for me…after being single for almost 6 years (although in between I have a fling with single mum divorcee) I finally start going out with a girl…
After reaching home from the supper…I receive a text from B.
B: Thanks for the bubble tea and the supper. You are such a nice guy! are you working tomorrow?
I was suppose to be alternate Saturday and I did my Saturday last week…
Me: Not really! I did mine last Saturday liao lor. I can sleep All I want!
B: Awwwww! I was looking forward to see your stupid face tmr lor! At least your can keep me entertain during the stupid Saturday!
Me: Well, usually Saturday nothing much to do, most people go show face then go for long breakfast out of the office then go back off pc then go home!
B: Precisely, I heard about it! That’s why time will be moving damn slow for me lor, I wonder If I can even survive till 1pm lor! Come leh Come leh!
Being chee hong again and being beg by a chio bu, I have to say I don’t mind going as I also really look forward to get to talk to her, see her…
Me: Ok lah! I see you tomorrow!
To Be continue!
Continue…
As I was setting my alarm clock and puffing away (btw, I no license to smoke at home as my mum hate smokers to the core so to prevent her from nagging, I told her I quitted…but since my parents were out for holiday for 2 weeks…so there I was happily puffing away). Oh as I was setting up my alarm clock I recall that she mentioned she love mc muffin with egg from as breakfast…Lan lan, reset alarm to 1/2 hour earlier…So I can buy her breakfast to give her surprise.
Early morning wake up damn sian…but bo pian, need to sian cha bor is like that one. But frankly speaking deep down, I don’t know whether I will sian tio or not and dunno really if I should sian her as she quite high maintenance looking one with all the branded bags and clothes.
Good thing about Saturday is no traffic going towards west…After buying the breakfast via drive-thru…I sped to work early enough than everyone! I went to her department and place the meal on her desk with a little note “hope you enjoy your day ahead with this little breakie I bought, from: You know who lah”
Then I went to the smoking corner and start puffing and drinking my milo ice while waiting for kakis to arrived then go for long breakfast!
Soon, G and XL came and we went to a nearby kopitiam seat and talk cock.
XL: Eh how, you got action sian the chio bu bo? Her neh neh damn big leh!
Me: Bo lah, siao! You like u go sian lor!
As XL always like to suan people, better not let him know such things that I did, sure tio suan till I no place to stand at the smoking corner in office next time.
XL: Wahh brother, I married and have kids liao leh…no way man, Its your chance lah go for it!
G: Ya lor! Don’t scare brudder! We are behind you man!
Me: No thanks, such high maintenance stuff not suitable and I’m sure there are tons of guys after her…don’t u think?
G: Brother, listen to me! We all know in this world there are lots of buayas (Crocodile), but don’t be afraid! We just need 1 good hunter!
XL: ya ya! G is right! U will be the crocodile dundee! kill all the buayas!
Me: Crazy! See how lah!
XL: Don’t tell me you are gay hor, knn!
Me: Gay your head lah!
Suddenly my message tone ring on my phone…
B: Hey dear! Thanks for the breakfast! You really remember what I said last night siah! So Sweet!
Me: Wah! Call me dear leh! So fast I become someone dear to you?
B: Hello! I only call close friends dear can!
Me: Chey! I thought what! I only know you for 6 days and I become a close friend of you liao ah?
B: Ya lor, cause you stupid, so sweet to me! Buy bubble tea and breakfast which no other guys done for me before!
Me: like that also call me stupid? So there are many guys chasing you is it? your bf never like that treat you ah
? (test water, i’m sure some of the guys here do the same)
B: Please leh, wanna know I got bf is it? I don’t have one, last week just broke off. Those chasing me one, worst only know how to say Sweet Nothings which I don’t even buy their words. You don’t think I young I can’t differentiate what is sweet nothing and what is sincerity
!
Me: Oh please! I just wanna know you this fierce woman got guy want meh? So you are saying i’m sincere lah?
B: Stupid! don’t ask me silly question! Btw later I need to go to workshop and spray my car bumper, you wanna accompany me?
Me: For what! you go spray your paint, I go there do what? supervisor the workshop people?
B: No lah! I wanna leave my car at my friend’s workshop, then we can go shopping and lunch what!
Me: Kao? yesterday carrot me today still wanna continue? No thanks!
B: go lah please! I really wanna hangout with you can!
Me: What so nice about hanging out with me? Cause u can keep pinching me right?
B: Eh! how u know? I love your cheeks, last night I trying to my best to control myself can! I really want you to accompany! Please!!! Its not really gentleman to let a girl beg you lor! you better think carefully your next reply!
Me: … thanks lor! Ok lah! cannot stand you leh! So I meet you after work and follow your car!
B: Yay! Thanks stupid face! You made my day again! Cya!
So after 1pm, most fellows left including all my kakis and close friends. I was alone puffing at the smoking corner looking on the floor counting how many ants moving around!
Then suddenly…A shadow cast over the ants. I look up! Today she dress up in a tight-fitting Toga (1 side strap kind of top), 3 quarter tight pants, heels and a Chanel bag on her hand…
B: Hey! Lets go! Stop puffing liao lah!
Me: -__- you wish is my command…
So I follow her all the way to somewhere in the east (most workshops are in this east area)…
Upon reaching, a guy came out and greet her…all the workshop worker were looking at her as she is quite sexy showing 1 shoulder and her big Cup pushing against her tight toga. The guy who greet her happened to be her friend. All this while I was waiting in my car stealing glances. As she were talking to her friend, that guy occasionally look over my side and give me that kind of lj look, its like telling me he looked down on me. He is the boss and drive a merc while I only drive a Toyota.
Soon she got up my car and off we go…In the car she said…
B: You know what? He waited here thought I will go lunch with him! End up I told him I went with you and he was super pissed can? See how honored you are!
Me: har? So he must be one of those guys who wanna chase you lah? Why dulan me sia?
B: No lah, he and me are good friends way back when we were doing our degree at SIM. eh what’s dulan? I always heard people say but I don’t know what it actually means.
Me: Its just like what you said…PISSED OFF…Wow I suddenly become hated by a stranger.
B: lets not worry about that! He know I won’t not keen in him…if I was it happened way back liao lor!
TBC! Do up my points if you like! Action starting in a few more chapters!
Nice work TS! Just wanna see how EXTREME she becomes…hehehe
Had tasted before EXTREME women….Wanna compare lah…
Continue…
We went for lunch at taka then she wanted to buy her friend a box of moon cake for helping her spray her bumper for free.
Damn crowded! I really hate crowded place! Till today, I still wonder why so many many many people choose to buy moon cake at such a crowded place! So many other shopping mall also have similar moon cake fair why die die must go Taka sia! Really cb…But I cannot show this side of me to her! Keeping my image up!
After the whole day of shopping, she got a call from her friend saying her car is ready but he won’t be waiting there for her…can just collect the key from his worker! Damn sore loser lor!
So after collected her car, she said why not we go grab some food and head to my place to watch tv. So I follow her home for her to park her car and continue to some mall to buy some food back to my place.
Reached my place…we start talking cock again while watching tv.
B: Eh, you no gf one ah? No need to accompany her?
Me: Wat makes you think I got a gf when I’m not handsome plus not fit at all? Althought Fit and Fat difference by 1 letter but the meaning is a big difference.
B: Hmmm, I think you are cute what, you are so nice. U sure no gf? I don’t believe lor!
Me: wtf? Seriously no! I don’t think there will be any girls that will be keen in me
B: Come on! I don’t think so! I think you are a wonderful guy! So sweet to me as a friend, the girl who choose you sure will be damn lucky lor…
Me: ….
Deep down I wanted to say how bout you be mine? But I just remember about her breakup…
Me: So are you still sad about breaking up with your bf?
B: huh? Do I look sad? Not really! We broke up many times but unsuccessful. This time for real and I mean it! I really cannot tolerate his nonsense! Imagine he earns a lot but he don’t even have a decency to get a license. Everytime I’m his driver you know! for 3 years! I’ve been driving him around!
Me: Wa! Got a chio bu driver! Not bad sia! He is so fortunate!
B: … That’s why i’m happy that you drive me around! So nice to be driven by others! U know even my few buddies all depend on me to drive. I’m always the last one to reach home lor!
Me: Oh now I become the chio bu driver. But well not too bad lah! Its my pleasure!
The talk cock sing song session continue while we munch on the snack and watch tv…soon she fall asleep on the sofa. I look at the clock! WTF 11pm liao!
I went back to my room to get some blanket. As I was about to cover her, I look at her face and look down on her toga…baby blue bra! Damn, blood start to flood my brain! I wanted to kiss her or touch her! But the other side of me tell me “NOOOOO!, Don’t!” after much struggle I put on the blanket on her and went to take a cold shower to cool down my little brother!
She adjusted herself on the sofa and sleep soundly as I look at her after my shower. Quickly I go back into my room to play some online game to keep myself focus on not to do silly things! I don’t want to gamble on this trust and relationship I have from her so far.
At about 3am there was a thunder storm! She suddenly awake and tell me she wanna go home as she didn’t tell her mum she is not going home tonight. She insist on taking cab but I told her I will send her home no matter what at this hours!
So while I send her home…I start off a conversation with her.
Me: you know its quite dangerous to fall asleep at a guy’s home alone? More over you only know him for like 6 days?
B: No biggie! I really was too sleepy what is there to be dangerous about?
Me: U know guys are beast when they see girls sleeping infront of them especially at their house?
B: Not really! Don’t be silly! I know you are not that kind of guy!
Me: you are lucky that its me tonight! what happen to other guys that will do bad things to you?
B: stop lecturing me can? I’m really tired and I don’t need you to nag at me at this hour…
I remained silent till I send her to her door step and bid goodbye…She isn’t in the mood to talk I guess and somehow I feel I pissed off! I keep blaming myself while I drive home…blaming myself for being stupid for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time…
Wow so late liao TBC tmr liao! Thanks to the brothers who upped me! Thanks for those who read my story!
*comes in to land
Brothre, u really very hard work to highlight all the lines and change colour , I not so free to do so….
in any case, consider interest sufficient for a Great Red Dragon to take a peek and set up a nest
don’t give a fuck about the boss, sometimes its not the car or money that works but the mystery x facter “DDD
*flexes wings and takes off