Quote:
Originally Posted by
Phantom
I started a thread ‘attacking’ you and your legacy, earning many many laughs I believe from bros, and this is the best you can do in reply ? And not even one in straightforward address to me ?
You know what that means ? That makes you my
BITCH
, cause
I pwned your ass
and you have nothing to say in return. Yes, you can go around thinking that I am not worth a reply from you, but your reply to others in this thread defeats that thinking. And deep inside, you do know, and probably in the opinion of others, you got pwned by me, and therefore, do not dare to reply to me, thus making you my
BITCH
.
Its ok, you can say something to retort, wouldn’t expect anything less from you.
Sistah REG, you my BITCH.
Regards.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
TS Braddah, you seem underutilized at your job to have so much time to research and analyze!
Sistah REG,
I posted that you did not dare to reply straightforward to me.
I posted that you my bitch.
I posted that you can reply to me.
And so you posted a reply to me.
If that don’t make you my bitch, I don’t know what else does
The research and analysis thing, not me. He neglected to include clones factor. You have been using a couple of clones to do postings too. Also, log on timings can also be due to occupational timings. Someone who works the night shift can have around the same posting timings. My thinking, nothing concrete.
Back to you.
You Mad Now, Sistah ??? I got on your sissy nerves ?
How your postings deviate so much from usual. Would have continued if goodpartner not reminded you to write in your usual incomprehensible manner. And that’s all cause you are losing it, from a guy who is trolling, teasing, poking fun at you. How does it feel now ?
Sistah. REG. You. My. Bitch.
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Originally Posted by
HCKing
should be 3 yrs liao. bros who are interested to read REG’s original sob story can check out this link. His original nick was NewandLost. Feel free to check out his past postings and u will discover when he lost the plot and transformed himself to REG.
http://sbfsg.world/showthr...838&highlight=
Spoiler:
http://sbfsg.world/showpos...3&postcount=47
Quote:
Originally Posted by
goodpartner
Hmm…. now I’m begining to pity him
Indeed should be a warning sticky - then it’ll really help the Sg Society.
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Originally Posted by
takashi31400
Really pitty him .Let him rest in peace….
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Originally Posted by
Ichigo_Kurosaki
As I know our High Class Braddah REG and his past plight,
All in all, he is really a very smart intelligent brilliant genius person, I hope he can come back to the bright side….one day
I think IK means the standard dark side ? Not the very very lost dark side he is in now.
After reading your past plight and and given a glimpse on how you came to be who you are, haizzzz…….
With some bros extending their sympathies to you, I was thinking, hmmmm, yeah, should just let it rest. The lesson has been taught, your past got dug up and maybe, you will realise the extent of your delusions, your false illusions of grandeur……
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Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
Braddah, this whole thread is cup of shat.
And……apparently not. You remain firmly rooted in la la land, with a defective moral compass pointing you everywhere except to a mirror.
By the grace of your faulty compass, I stumbled upon yet another Ode to you. It’s not as funny as Fuck You, but still brought smiles to me
Also have 2 things about my day that has some connections to you to share. But not now, busy. Will do so later in the day when I get the time.
Till then.
Sistah Reg, My Poor Poor Bitch That Got Hurt.
Ahhhh, woke up to take a piss. As the stream hits the bowl, I saw the bubbles forming and bursting, somehow, I thought of my
Bitch REG
. And Here I am
Another Ode To RealEstateGuy
Background : Once upon a time, REG had an or maybe still have, an imaginary relationship, with an imaginary High Class Maid. The imaginary High Class Maid wrote an imaginary blog about her imaginary relationship with REG.
Lily Allen’s muse psychically picked up on the imaginary blog from the realm where such imaginary things are picked up, giving Lily Allen her inspiration for her now should be well know song about REG - Fuck You. Lily Allen also wrote another song about REG - Not Fair, which is what I will share with you all today.
Lyrics as follow in Red. My musings in Blue. For best laughter effect, go down, click the play, and come back up to read the lyrics and musings. Hope you have as much fun as I have listening and reading
Not Fair Lyrics - Lily Allen.
Oh, he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time
(NewAndLost?)
He calls me fifteen times a day, he likes to make sure that I’m fine
(Clingy and Needy, also known as REG)
You know I’ve never met a man who’s made me feel quite so secure
(She means a fktard insecure control freak)
He’s not like all them other boys, they’re all so dumb and immature
(If he was like them all other boys, there won’t be this song, and I won’t be doing this post, and we won’t all be laughing mwahahahahahah)
There’s just one thing that’s getting in the way
(It’s really actually a very very very very very small pesky thing)
When we go up to bed, you’re just no good, it’s such a shame
(What do you expect, its already a very very small pesky thing)
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
(To know him, take a piss, look the bubbles forming and bursting. Voila, you know REG now)
And then you make this noise and it’s apparent it’s all over
(American Pie, Anyone ? HighClassMaid, HighClassMaid, don’t go……)
It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean
(She thinks it, we know it, due to chip on shoulder misplaced in ass)
I think you’re really mean, I think you’re really mean
(Sometimes, saying it once or twice is not enough, especially to REG, who pretends to see no evil, hear no evil about himself)
Oh, you’re suppose to care
(He’s supposes himself a morality beacon, we know where that gets him)
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream
(He screams and screeches all day, due to constipation and extra extra small asshole, also accounting why he is always so full of crap)
Oh, it’s not fair and it’s really not okay
(You were an imaginary HighClassMaid, how was he supposed to know he was to come
after
he puts it in?)
It’s really not okay, it’s really not okay
(He watched porn, figured out how to do it correctly. But tried and fail, and tried and fail…….)
Oh, you’re supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take
(He tried to give, but could never make it in time)
Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
(Its only a very small patch, dripping from very small pesky thing, in the process of extraordinary acute premature not even ejaculation, more like drip drip drip….)
I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
(Got a zap saying I was gay lover. I think that means REG is gay and giving head now)
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
(Imaginary HighClassMaid first relationship, nothing to compare with. Then the maid found out panty liners and dumped REG)
Maybe I’m just overreacting, maybe you’re the one for me
(REG dumped, singing to the panty liner)
There’s just one thing that’s getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you’re just no good, it’s such a shame
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it’s apparent it’s all over
It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean, I think you’re really mean
Oh, you’re supposed to care
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream
Oh, it’s not fair and it’s really not okay
It’s really not okay, it’s really not okay
Oh, you’re supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take
There’s just one thing that’s getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you’re just no good, it’s such a shame
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it’s apparent it’s all over
It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean, I think you’re really mean
Oh, you’re supposed to care
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream
Oh, it’s not fair and it’s really not okay
It’s really not okay, it’s really not okay
Oh, you’re supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take
There are 2 things I want to share that has connections with REG. To cover my tracks, I will just say some parts of SG Society has picked up Fuck You, You My Bitch, and laughing at my bitch.
Is that why you mad now, my poor little traumatised bitch ? If being ’evil’ means having this much fun with you, who wants to be not ’evil’ ? You have to try harder, much harder. Cause if you don’t, you will just be -
SisTah. REG. You. My. Bitch.
Huh……..?
Wattafuck Wattafuck Wattafuck
???!!!
For all your precieved eloquence and articulating skills, this is the best you can come up with ????
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Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
Shat on your face little shrimp dick boy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…… Totally laughing at your lame ass so hard my Bitch. You are totally way in over your head. You have been resting on your old crap too long, reaping whatever little scraps you can from it, and your brain has atrophied, much like you little pesky thing.
I sincerely thank you for bringing so much joy to SG Society, its been long since I laughed so deeply.
Lawsy Lawsy Me, so funny
Looks like I really made you -
SisTah. REG. You. My. Bitch.
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Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
Ah Beng, seems like you got some HTML skills. Better than nothing Ah Beng. Ah Beng please waste more energy. Ah Beng you seem to like the last word and are argumetative Ah Beng. Little shat shrimp dick clown!
A few years back, Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton were both trying to get the votes to be the Democratic Party President Nominee, running against McCain and the famous " I can see Russia from my porch". A talkshow host chipped in on the issue.
" So, the decision facing millions of Democrat voters is this, a black man or a white woman ?"
" This is the same decision Michael Jackson has to make every morning "
Yeah, I know he’s passed, but it happened, and it’s a good joke.
On the other hand, I have worked Obama, Clinton, McCain, Michael Jackson and United States politics into a post in a sex forum to troll you. Shows that if you tried, trolling has a lot of potential. Which you are sorely lacking.
Sistah REG, when you wake up every morning, trying to decide who you want to be today, an imaginary HighClassMaid Lover, or an epic fail whoremonger transformed into dontknowwhatchamacallit or whatever.
You have to first and foremost remember,
you my Bitch
.
I have trolled you, pwned you hard, sk$$$$$ng your cyber ass with a hotpoke
, and you are there whining Good V Evil, Ah Bengs bully you, not fair so bad…..whine whine whine sob sob sob……. And Shrimp Dick……really ???? ….Shrimp Dick is the best you can do ???
Ewwwwwww………. you fail. Dumbass……
Yeah, should have known to not expect anything much from an Epic Fail like you. Well, it still comes to the same conclusion.
Sistah. REG. You. Still. My. Bitch.
Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Sistah Reg, you post in this thread, people only laugh at you and troll you in good fun. You can give but cannot recieve ?
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Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
Braddah most of the people on this board are liars and losers. Braddah what did you expect?
You go and post something like this in other thread, get fucked by others left right center upside down and don’t dare to say anything back. You like to get fucked ?
There’s a description for that, its called
犯贱
. There is no direct translation in english. Roughly translated, it can be taken as you are a dumbass
Playing dumb to avoid people lauging at you ? Well, either you are playing dumb, or it is not an act.
Tell me, to get as dumb as you are, is it natural or did you have to take a course ??
Sometimes, the frequency in communication between you and the rest of your not High Class Society is totally out of sync. I say one thing, you say you are dumbass. I say another, you say you are retard. Reminded me of a classic clip. I heard you can’t read chinese, so I found one for you with english subtitles.
Enjoy
Troll you just need to follow some guidelines, and those guidelines are actually published on the net. Just need to work easy and then have you do the rest of the work to make me laugh. Did not spend a lot of energy or time, but whatever time and energy spent, you have made it all worthwhile
Why you want to get so mad ? You can troll others, then others, or mainly me, cannot troll you back ah ?
You can be Tower of Goodness and Truth in High Class SG Society with your torrid love affairs with Imaginary High Class Maids, I cannot be Shadow of Evil in Ah Bengz mindset with my hilarious trolling of you ?
Then your mindset must be
又要做婊子， 又要立贞节牌坊
.
It means
犯贱
multiply by infinity, at least in this particular context
I troll him not out of anger. I have posted the reason for trolling him, if he missed it, I will post it again.
He disrespected me before with his trolling and thus the reciprocative trolling.
And he just made it so much fun but it still gets old, cos he is so predictable.
Those guidelines are good
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Originally Posted by
RealEstateGuy
TS Braddah, just date her a few times more and get to know her better. Braddah just go with your heart. Braddah, dont be afraid to open yours too. Braddah, ignore a lot of the advice esp by the heavy uers of SBF. Braddah, they dont know anything about relationships and love. How can they when energy and whole time is spent chasing down prostitutes and writing reviews of how they conquered this and that. Bunch of Ah Beng Hokkien losers so dont listen to thier rubbish.
Aiyahhhhh….. why you post this in other thread but never tell others you epic fail. Ah Bengs chase down prostitutes and write review better than you fall in love with every pussy you pay for but you get dumped and turn so bitter, hating all others who never lost their mind like you ?
So, is this one your
师兄
who also fail or is it actually you ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=FMEe7JqBgvg
P/S :
师兄
means your dumbass in arms
Also, I know you read this thread everyday, but want to pretend HighClass and not respond. Good for you, better to pretend HighClass than say anything and get laughed at
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Originally Posted by
Ichigo_Kurosaki
Ode To RealEstateGuy 05-03-2012 05:31 PM so why don’t you post the zap remarks for all to see ?
I am waiting for you to post on my behalf
Squeezing your lumpa now, correct? Banging your balls now, correct?
I hurt and bruise your ego and pride now, correct?
Chee-Hong Kias, if you have at least 0.00001% of my Ah Beng low class brain, you won’t be so stupid as to fall for my trap for you in above post.
IK = 1
and
Zapper = 0
Please go drink some more cunt juice to wise up and come back to me again
Bro IK,
Wah.. you do have hordes of “fans” “scrutinizing” every sentence you make and “bomb” you once they see a chance yah. ;p
I am starting to learn the “trick”. ;p
I just had my share too.. ;p…… boy i do feel “good” having someone to “chase” all my sentences… ;p.. lmao….. feel good to receive the comment that relate to my “taunts”….. lmao…. said “lai” then… “jiu lai”…. boy…. how i wish my tght to tio toto comes so easy tooo…. hahah.. can’t help smiling to ownself… i am crazy… ;p