Ode To RealEstateGuy


    Chapter #1

    Characters are plenty here in SBF, however few come to be as notorious as REG. Who can forget his talk of High Class, and morals of singapore society, so on and so forth, just so much one can go on and on about and shake your head in amusement.

    There’s something delusional about him, I suspect maybe a mental disorder. There’s trolling, and there’s utter fail trolling, and I suspect its all a manisfestation of who he really is. While he prances around like a dainty daisy working hard at being the moral compass of SG Society, taking minute perverted pleasure at those who rage at him, its bewildering for me to try to understand why ?

    Somethings are not meant to be understood I guess.

    Ok, I came across this song and this time when I listened to it carefully again, I was Oh My Gosh

    !!! REG has a song about him !!! Totally awesome

    Lyrics As Follows in Red. My musings about him in blue.

    Look inside, Look inside your tiny mind

    (When God gave out minds, he probably missed the queue)

    Now look a bit harder

    (A 5 micron filter was used, and your mind slipped through, need to use an even finer filter to find it, or you probably lost it)

    Cause we’re so uninspired,so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor

    ( Right on the dot for me, anyone else ?)

    So you say It’s not okay to be gay

    (Gays are good, leaves more babes for the rest of us non gays. Or maybe REG is a self hating CMI gay ?)

    Well I think you’re just evil

    (I disgree, he is not evil. Just stupid, idiotic, delusional, failure, incompetent, probably impotent, despicable, shameless, wannabe, ignorant, pretentious, oh fuck, saying he’s evil is easier)

    You’re just some racist who can’t tie my laces

    (He can’t if he wanted to, he wears shoes with velcro laces)

    Your point of view is medieval

    (Could be they hated him so much then they invented a time machine and threw him into our time ?)

    Fuck you (fuck you) Fuck you very, very much

    Cause we hate what you do

    (But laugh at you anyway)

    And we hate your whole crew

    (Meaning you and your clones)

    So please don’t stay in touch

    (Just keep touching yourself like you have always done)

    Fuck you (fuck you) Fuck you very, very much

    Cause your words don’t translate

    (Do they ever ?)

    And it’s getting quite late

    So please don’t stay in touch

    Do you get, Do you get a little kick out of being small minded ?

    (Mind located in ass if in existence, needs a kick to use it every 2 secs)

    You want to be like your father

    It’s approval your after

    (Awww, poor boy, its ok, you fail. Better that, cause the alternative is that its genetic)

    Well that’s not how you find it

    (Can’t ever find it, not since your dad caught you wanking to some old dude’s soiled underwear)

    Do you, Do you really enjoy living a life that’s so hateful ?

    (Better that than facing the truth ?)

    Cause there’s a hole where your soul should be

    (Hole in soul upgraded to imginary High Class Maid Hole)

    Your losing control of it and it’s really distasteful

    (Can’t lose control of it when you never had it)

    Fuck you (fuck you) Fuck you very, very much

    Cause we hate what you do

    And we hate your whole crew

    So please don’t stay in touch

    Fuck you (fuck you) Fuck you very, very much

    Cause your words don’t translate

    and it’s getting quite late

    So please don’t stay in touch

    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Fuck you

    You say,You think we need to go to war

    (Its the toy soldiers he still plays with, he uses them to war everyday. He sticks the soldiers from the losing side up his ass, helps him to think of new tactics)

    Well, you’re already in one

    Cause it’s people like you

    That need to get slew

    (Your only positive pt of being, Aliens found out about you and decided that Earth is not a worthwhile place to conquer)

    No one wants your opinion

    (Your existence drags down the entire human race IQ by 50%)

    Fuck you (fuck you)Fuck you very, very much

    Cause we hate what you do

    And we hate your whole crew

    So please don’t stay in touch

    Fuck you (fuck you)Fuck you very, very much

    Cause your words don’t translate

    and it’s getting quite late

    So please don’t stay in touch

    Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you (repeat)

    Do she know him or what ?? Also a member of SBF ?

    I had a good laugh doing this, hope to spread the joy around

    REG, I don’t hate you or have any intense negative opinion of you, you are not worth the effort, prefer to spend the effort taking a dump. But as you troll others, others troll you. Wakakakakakaka

    Now all that is said, yeah, you can zap me, its cool. Had and still having fun at your expense, price to pay is cyberpoints. Damn, there goes the much worked for points I can use to exchange for free air.

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    Chapter #2

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Phantom

    Characters are plenty here in SBF, however few come to be as notorious as REG.

    :

    Damn, there goes the much worked for points I can use to exchange for free air.

    I just upz u, nuff said

    Camp!!!

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    Chapter #3

    wahahaha thats a masterpiece bro.

    this is wat i called a positive contribution, unlike REG’s shit which are totally worthless anywhere and in any worlds. his retarded gay dog is still busy tailing me and zapping me -3. poor doggy, gotta work so hard everyday to please his gay master. Awwwwww.

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    Chapter #4

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    jj583

    haahaa ..

    well done bro.

    it about time we ‘K’ this REG gay!!

    upz you with my humble point

    Yes 0 points is humble indeed

    TS no worries since REG is 0 power too

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    Chapter #5

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    jj583

    it about time we ‘K’ this REG gay!!

    Since we’re on this topic, let’s discuss why REG seems to have immunity to being zapped to negativity, where his points always hover around 20 no matter how we all gang up to mass zap him?

    Anyone got any theory?

    If it’s because he has an army of clones, there can only be so many of them only right?

    Or izit really some bros here support him and upz him out of fun?

    My take is that he got the backing of the forum moderator or even boss, for being in-line with their “mission” in the betterment of SG Society here

    … no not mission, I think the most likely reason is becoz the moderator/boss recognize the importance of having a CLOWN in this forum to spice things up

    There is a possibility that REG is really just a clone of one of the moderator or even boss, acting as this clown to stir up the forum. His threads seldom get [TAGGED] as OT… and he often posts at weird hours and appear almost everywhere!

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    Chapter #6

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    goodpartner

    Since we’re on this topic, let’s discuss why REG seems to have immunity to being zapped to negativity, where his points always hover around 20 no matter how we all gang up to mass zap him?

    Anyone got any theory?

    If it’s because he has an army of clones, there can only be so many of them only right?

    Or izit really some bros here support him and upz him out of fun?

    My take is that he got the backing of the forum moderator or even boss, for being in-line with their “mission” in the betterment of SG Society here

    … no not mission, I think the most likely reason is becoz the moderator/boss recognize the importance of having a CLOWN in this forum to spice things up

    There is a possibility that REG is really just a clone of one of the moderator or even boss, acting as this clown to stir up the forum. His threads seldom get [TAGGED] as OT… and he often posts at weird hours and appear almost everywhere!

    Ya, actually I did think he could be an alter-ego of some other bro in here, just to have some random trolling fun. Can see the evolution of his trolling. Used to type normally, only more recently all the Braddah come out solely because it is effective in annoying people.

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    Chapter #7

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    goodpartner

    Since we’re on this topic, let’s discuss why REG seems to have immunity to being zapped to negativity, where his points always hover around 20 no matter how we all gang up to mass zap him?

    Anyone got any theory?

    If it’s because he has an army of clones, there can only be so many of them only right?

    Or izit really some bros here support him and upz him out of fun?

    My take is that he got the backing of the forum moderator or even boss, for being in-line with their “mission” in the betterment of SG Society here

    … no not mission, I think the most likely reason is becoz the moderator/boss recognize the importance of having a CLOWN in this forum to spice things up

    There is a possibility that REG is really just a clone of one of the moderator or even boss, acting as this clown to stir up the forum. His threads seldom get [TAGGED] as OT… and he often posts at weird hours and appear almost everywhere!

    bro till present i was zapped more than 30 pts by REG’s gay lover and every zap was a 3 pts deduction. its confirmed the zapper has an army of clones and is also the real culprit who has been upping REG pts all the while to keep him out of moderation.

    my theory is, the zapping and upping were all done by none other than REG himself. let’s take a look at some of the recent zap remarks left behind by the retarded gay boy,

    what do u guys do b4… 26-02-2012 03:34 AM i think you are the gay lover yourself since you love to follow REG

    Jokes for Relaxing….. 26-02-2012 03:02 AM hahaha clap clap people will know you are the retard one

    Jokes for Relaxing….. 25-02-2012 09:49 PM wasted my time reading your jokes

    Jokes for Relaxing….. 25-02-2012 07:33 PM It seemed that you like to give REG a lot of free publicity .

    If in ONS situation & u… 25-02-2012 05:12 PM Braddah has mental issue with animosity due to low standing in SG society

    Jokes for Relaxing….. 25-02-2012 04:11 PM complain so what , you are one sick gay hahaha

    as we all knw frm REG’s shit postings both his grammar and vocab sucks like hell so it’s little wonder he has written ’the retard one’ instead of ’the retarded one’ . even primary school student wont make such low class error.

    also, most of the zappings occured in the same Jokes for Relaxing thread at very close timing. very hardworking of him to keep switching clone accounts to perform useless zaps the whole day. he’s indeed a no life keyboard warrior.

    well of cos REG and his retarded gay lover/high class maid will continue to -3 frm my pts for this post but my only question in mind is why cant he just leave behind one of his clone nicks when zap since he has so many of them. really got no balls at all. sigh.

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    Chapter #8

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Phantom

    There’s something delusional about him, I suspect maybe a mental disorder. There’s trolling, and there’s utter fail trolling, and I suspect its all a manisfestation of who he really is.

    Since you have bothered to start a thread dedicated to him, it shows his trolling has succeeded spectacularly.

    A failed troll is one which gets ignored.

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    Chapter #9

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    sammyboyfor

    Since you have bothered to start a thread dedicated to him, it shows his trolling has succeeded spectacularly.

    A failed troll is one which gets ignored.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Phantom

    I had a good laugh doing this, hope to spread the joy around

    But as you troll others, others troll you. Wakakakakakaka

    Maybe his trolling succeeded spectacularly with this thread. And in the same manner, if he replies to this thread, then my trolling would have succeeded too ? And if he don’t reply to this thread, then the rest of everyone can just have fun and joy trolling him here. Nice.

    Makes it a win win

    Come on REG, you have zapped me 7 pts with 2 accounts so far. You can do better than that I know. Look through my past postings, I have stated before this is a clone account. So a clone account trolls another clone account, and one zaps the other.

    Heh, feeling helpless yet ?

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    Chapter #10

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    RealEstateGuy

    Braddah Ah Bengs, good always prevails over evil. While you may think you are powerful with the TS creating an attack thread and the sheep jumping in, its all flattering and funny.

    I started a thread ‘attacking’ you and your legacy, earning many many laughs I believe from bros, and this is the best you can do in reply ? And not even one in straightforward address to me ?

    You know what that means ? That makes you my

    BITCH

    , cause

    I pwned your ass

    and you have nothing to say in return. Yes, you can go around thinking that I am not worth a reply from you, but your reply to others in this thread defeats that thinking. And deep inside, you do know, and probably in the opinion of others, you got pwned by me, and therefore, do not dare to reply to me, thus making you my

    BITCH

    .

    Its ok, you can say something to retort, wouldn’t expect anything less from you.

    I think it’s about time you mobilise your mass army of clones and start zapping, but everytime you click on disapprove, it also means -

    '

    I just got made into someone’s bitch and there’s I can do nothing about it except to zap him

    . '

    Not only me, it’s the same when you zap anyone else, its only you are pwned and having nothing to show for your impotence in reply, you zap. Is that what you really are ?

    Let me tell you about my day, but let’s start from when I posted the thread. I kept playing the song, and read the lyrics and the musings I posted beside it, I just kept smiling and laughing. And you know what made me laugh harder later in the day ? You saw the thread in the morning, chose to ignore it, and went to post in some other thread instead. Impotence construed as taking the high ground - Fail.

    Back to my day. After I got back from work, took out the slice of salmon in the fridge, and while it defrosted, I got online and played some games. In between games, I would marinate the fish and prepare to heat up the other leftover dishes from yesterday. Long story short, made my dinner, ate it, watched some TV, surfed a bit, played some online games, laughed at you some more.

    I was thinking of calling a girl out and have some fun, but timing was off for me.

    To know a little more about me, you can read this thread -

    The Being of Having Sex/Making Love Whatever…..

    So, in short, I am just like many dudes here, chilling, laughing, reading, talk cock, sing song, fuck spiders. Here to chillax. We are all just a group of mild easy going fellows, engaging in online camaradie with each other in the topic that most males are interested in - SEX.

    You, however come online with a different agenda. Spare your arguments about moral and whatevers. You know you are trolling just for the fun of someone raging. But your trolling gets old and its always the same old crap, and it gets disrespectful, because you don’t watch the threads you troll. Some others just fuck it, whatever. Some retort to you in well phrased arguments and you just slinker away, tail tucked between your legs. Some rage against you, and with nothing to offer in argument, you mass zap to show your impotence.

    And there is me. I do not need to offer up any vulgarities to you or take you at your presumed moral thrust. Cause trolling is a game 2 can play, and I assure you, I can play it much better than you do. The only restricting factor for me is the time and effort to do it, not so much effort, more the time. You have chosen to disrespect me in a thread I started before, now not much in retaliation, just some laughs at your stupidity, at your expense.

    I follow, or try my best to follow a rule to behave online. " Do not say online to others what you would not say to them when face to face " Obviously, sometimes I fail at that.

    You really should try that too, cause in your postings, you have been getting more and more extreme, and I sometimes wonder, how long is it going to be when your online persona take over who you really are. In the cyberworld, there is no control except self control, and you seem to be severely lacking in that department. If you want to troll, there are a lot of members who post threads expecting to be spoonfed, go troll them. Be funny, humourous, witty, sarcastic. Hey, if you do not like to screw, no one here is forcing you. If you like to get screwed, its ok too. I’m not into that but I’m not going to judge you. As I said, gays are good, leaves more babes for rest of us non gays.

    But remember, there are some that when you troll, can have many times more fun at your expense in return. Check out my signature, imagine whenever I get the time, I come online and see your posts and I just go there and post - Hello Sistah REG, you my bitch. People will click on the link in my signature and come to this thread, some may post and this thread will come alive again. What if they put their signature as,

    This is the Thread where REG was made a bitch

    Know this, when you go around fucking others while staying in the shadow, sometimes, the shadow fucks you back.

    Sistah REG, you my BITCH.

    Just because you are not with us, does not mean you have to be against us.

    Regards.

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