Adventures with the Office Cougar


    Chapter #1

    Hi bros and sis, I’ve been reading so many of your stories here, decided to share my humble story.

    Hope you enjoy.

    For those of you who don’t know what a cougar is, its basically a older woman preferring a younger man. It’s a US slang. I was schooled in the US for my degree but I’m still 100% Singaporean. Did my 2 years in NS and was schooled here all my life before uni.

    I will only say that we are in the finance industry as I know for a fact that some of my colleagues are also members here. And they do not know that I’m a member here. They were talking about one day over lunch and I pretend to be super gong and ask stupid questions like ‘woah, got such website ah?’ I will also changed all the names to protect identity, bros understand ah.

    Included is a picture of her.

    Intro

    I had seen her a few times, you know, the usual hi-bye kind of friendship without actually saying anything. We worked in different departments so not easy for us to actually meet and talk since we’re so busy with our own work.

    I still remember when I joined the company, that first day, I took the lift up as I was stepping out the lift, she was getting in so our eyes briefly met. I was like, woah who is hell is that foxy devil man! My eyes were on automatic scanning. I was like stripping her with my eyes for that few seconds before the lift door closed!

    So nothing happened as I was busy, you know, getting to know the people I work with, the new things to adapt to, blah blah blah. So one day while meeting new people in other departments, the lady who was taking me around took me to one cubical where my foxy devil was sitting! What luck!

    “Oh, have you met Danny? He’s new here. Meet Rachel, she works in marketing. She’s one of the chio-est girls in the office eh! Good for young baby like you!”

    “Hahaha, don’t talk so much cock la Rebecca. Hi Danny, I’m Rachel, very nice to meet you!” Her hand stuck out and we shook hands. I had to prevent my eyes from auto-scan!

    “Tell Rachel how old are you, the baby of the company.” Rebecca said laughingly.

    “Haha, I’m 2* years old”

    “Woah! So young and you managed to join this company ah? You must be super zai or something. Most people don’t make it here till at least 28,29.” She replied.

    “No la, my grades were ok only la, but had good referances and people know me mah.” (Not to boast, but I was kinda of popular in university because I was the photographer and a sportsman.)

    So a few weeks passed by and the company was having a BBQ to celebrate the X’mas season. I arrived early and the usual la, people were drinking, eating, laughing and had a pretty good time.

    Soon, it was past 2 am, most of the people went home cause they have their own families. I was about to hail a cab when I noticed Rachel! What was she doing here at the carpark at this hour? Thought she left like ½ hour ago!

    I went up to her and said “Eh? I thought you left already?”

    “No la, I suspect one of my tires is leaking air, then I no time go fix, now I think almost flat already. Better change to spare and bring down to workshop tomorrow since its weekend.”

    But she was clearly struggling trying to change her tire even though she had all the tools to do so. (For the life of me, I have no idea why she kept a car jack in her car. Seriously.)

    “I have some experience in tire changing. Want me to help you?”

    “Could you? I could give a ride home later.”

    “Haha ok, a friend of mine had a busted tire too when we were in the States, so I learnt how to change tires then.”

    I got to work and changed her tire to the spare. Not too much trouble…

    “Phew, now that’s done with. You know right? Spare tire can only go to a certain mileage then must change, you must bring it down to workshop asap ah.”

    “Yeah la, yeah la, mr mechanic! Quick, get in, you stay where?”

    “Oh, I stay at *********, if out of the way for you then its ok, I can take cab.”

    “No la, don’t be crazy, its along the way, my place is a little further away from that. Same direction. Some more now midnight charge 50%.”

    So I got in and she drove me home. We were just talking about simple stuff in the car and all. How long she worked for this company and asked me which uni I was in. blah blah blah. Soon we arrived at my place. I was about to get out when she stopped me. She said,

    “Wait.”

    “Huh?” I turned around.

    She leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek and said, “Thanks for the help. (smiles) I don’t know what to do if you hadn’t come along.”

    “Haha, no problem la. Thanks for the ride home.”

    I got out and she drove off and my cheek was burning…….

    To be continued!

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    Chapter #2

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    iron_symphony

    But she was clearly struggling trying to change her tire even though she had all the tools to do so. (For the life of me, I have no idea why she kept a car jack in her car. Seriously.)

    “!

    What’s wrong with keeping a car jack in her car??? After all its to jack the car up to change the tire or something

    If however she was keeping a crowbar/wrecking bar/machete…. um… i wouldnt get into her car

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    Chapter #3

    WOW! I’m so surprised by the following! I honestly did not expect it!

    Sorry bros to keep you all waiting, gotta bear with me just a little while more.

    Part 2 is coming very very soon!

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    Chapter #4

    Part 2

    Nothing much happened after that. We both knew we had to be professional. Life outside the office is very different rom life inside the office. Of course we all know about office politics and all that bullshit. So we both understood each other. The week after the first ‘incident’, she came by my desk and just said, “How? Catching on or not?”

    “Yeah… sort of.”

    “K, add me on IM(Instant messenger)” She said with a-matter-of-fact tone.

    What to do? Add her lor. And we started chatting a little bit at a time. (Cause on all the office computers, all our IMs are stored and archived so we had to be super careful what we say.)

    I thought that would be the end of it but as fate would have it, she IM me one day without warning, my computer beeped and read, “Hey, my lunch buddy is on MC today. Wanna go lunch with me if you’re free?”

    Me: “Sure! I come by your office at about 1215? Ok with you?”

    Rachel: “Can…..” (Woah shiok! Lunch date confirm just like that!)

    So I faster took 2 extra mints just to make sure I didn’t have bad breath. Sprinted to her office corridor like marathon runner but also had to make sure I didn’t look messy before she came out.

    She walked out her office department and let her wavy hair down…. I was like OMGGG. Like those Baywatch but this is for real…. Jaw open so wide, tongue want to roll out like carpet. So we went for lunch and we learnt a little more about each other. I learnt that she was married (haiz, but her husband is one lucky ass) for about 6 years. No kids because both were too busy with their own careers. Not to mention the fact that her husband was unfaithful to her. (I was like thinking, wtf? She is smoking hot la! If she is my wife, I’d bang her everyday!) But since I don’t know what type of circumstances she was facing, I can’t comment without knowing everything, so I just LL.

    She told me quite angrily, “He ah, (Husband) thinks I don’t know he’s cheating on me. A woman knows this type of thing. He’s always replying messages quietly by the bedside when he thinks I’m asleep. He even started to take his handphone into the shower cause I think he scared I will check. I even asked him once, ‘bring handphone into shower for what? Got porn video inside ah? Cannot PCC on the bed ah?’ (She is really quite scary when she is angry….) Then he gave me some rubbish answer that I cannot be bothered to remember. Fine, he want to play, I also can play the same game right?"

    With that, she used her leg to stroke my thigh. I almost spilt my ice milo but not before almost choking. I really wasn’t expecting that sudden change of mood! She is really like a cougar waiting to pounce on its prey, silent but deadly.

    We ended the lunch at that because we both knew that there were many ‘vultures’ around the area. People are always watching, even when you’re on lunch hour, as I think we all know eh. We headed back to the office and I found this IM waiting for me when I sat down. (Her office is nearer compared to mine)

    Rachel: “Thanks for lunch, it was really good to finally talk to someone and release all the stress that I’ve been holding in.”

    Me: “Haha, no worries. It was a good company to have.

    To be continued!

    Due to some of the bro’s request! New pic!

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    Chapter #5

    Part 3 - Chinese New Year!

    So it’s the Chinese New Year time, the company has an annual tradition that the big boss will open his house to everyone in the company. I’m really amazed at the sheer size of his house, can run from one end to another and you can actually pant. Ha.

    A little ego here bros, but I was talking to the boss and I realized he was a very big guitar player. I introduced myself that I played guitar and sang too. (Worked at a bar singing music near campus during my uni days.) He got so excited and took me to see his guitar, a Gibson Super 400CES Electric Archtop made in 1971. Woah, for all bros who play guitar, I think you would know what a beauty I’m talking about. Then he said something very scary and stunning at the same time.

    Boss: “You wanna play her?”

    Me: “….. Boss you sure? It’s a beauty man, but I’m super scared if I mishandle it.”

    Boss: “Haven’t played it in a while, go ahead.” With that, he took it off the guitar stand and handed it to me. Beautiful guitar indeed, so I took it in hand, and started tuning and strumming a little here and there. Before I knew it, I was in the courtyard playing the entire company! I was thinking, holy fuck, this shit just got serious. In the crowd, I happened to chance Rachel looking straight at me. She smiled so innocently that she actually managed to calm me down a little. So the boss said, “Danny, play. I think we’ve got enough people here for an unplugged session no? HAHAHAHA”

    I was thinking, easy for you to say boss! So I played the usual songs that I was used to and had played in the bar when I was in the US. Mostly country music cause I was from an area that loved country music a lot. I thought it was rather fitting too cause it was very easy listening for many. And easy listening music with alcohol… well that’s always a good mix, I found.

    After I was done with 3 or 4 songs, I realized that Rachel had somehow managed to find her way and sat next to me. So I tilted my head and smiled at her while singing, and she smiled back so brightly, I still have an image of that imprinted when I close my eyes. I took a short break at the end of the sixth song, didn’t wanna stress my vocal chords too much. Rachel was seated beside me but had turned to face people who were standing behind me talking away. While taking a sip of beer, she leaned into my ear and whispered, “Eh, sing a song for me eh. No one will know since you’re giving a free performance anyway.”

    A song popped into my head, and I sang it. Everyone liked it as most of the people stopped talking and was listening to me. Even though a sea of people surrounded me, I knew I was only singing for one person. I had never seen her smile so brightly before. That smile, made my night.

    So I ended with a few more songs, Rachel wasn’t next to me anymore. She had walked away during my later songs. I guess I wasn’t paying too much attention cause I was too focused on singing and strumming. So I texted her, “Where you? You disappeared eh?”

    She replied back “No… still around. I’m near the patio on the second level. Come find me. Need to tell you something.”

    “Orh ok.” So I found my way and saw her just standing there alone in the moonlight, as if it was a scene out from a movie. She was dressed in the pale Chinese traditional dress (Cheong san) with a rose embroidery on her stomach area. As I walked over, I started to notice that she was crying! I started to say, “Hey….” Without warning, she turned around and hugged me. Stunned, I couldn’t say anything. Then she whispered in my ears. “I never my husband sing a song for me even. I can’t believe what he did to us.”

    “Huh? What happened? Slow down.”

    “I caught him. I caught him in our bed with another woman. OUR BED! I couldn’t take it, I moved out and now staying with my sister.” All the while sobbing gently into my shoulder. What was a guy to do? I stroked her hair with care and told her it was going to be alright, even though I knew it wasn’t. We stood there, motionless for about 15 minutes even though it felt much longer. Soon, I got a call, the boss was asking everyone to come to the general area for the ‘lohai’. So we returned to the general area where everyone was, did the usual stuff of tossing it into the air. The boss then asked me to continue playing since I had apparently gotten a lot of questions of where I was, where I had disappeared to and there were some people requesting that I sing again. I grabbed Rachel’s wrist and whispered, “Stay close to me.” I don’t know what made me do that? I guess in some way I just wanted to be near her to comfort her. Rachel started to get more drinks into her system. I guess in some way, the alcohol really helped to loosen her tongue just now at the patio. That night, I knew I had to keep playing to distract her from drinking too much. Although she was pretty gone when we finished. She asked me, do you want to drive me home? Since my place is only a little further away from yours?”

    “Yeah, I think I better drive, you’re pretty gone.”

    “No….. Where got?” (For goodness sake Rachel, you can barely stand.)

    So I drove her home and had to be careful. Didn’t want to bump into her husband. That would be… unwise. So I drove her to her condo’s basement carpark. She was still semi-conscious when we reached. I asked her if she could make it up on her own, she said she was ok.

    Again, I was about to leave, when she stopped me again. This time though, she just said, “You like me right?”

    “Erm… I think any man would be crazy not to.” (Decided to give diplomatic answer cause she is half gone.)

    “Haha… you’re cute. More of a man than my stupid husband ever was.”

    “Huh? You married him eh. I’m sure he has some redeeming qualities.”

    “Nope, see? (she pointed to her ring finger) No ring liao. I just signed the divorce papers today.” (Great, tio stun again. No wonder she was drinking so much.)

    She turned away, waving her hand from behind, “You can come up if you want. My husband is moving out soon anyway.”

    “Rachel, thanks for the offer, but I think you’d best get some rest. Good night.” (Best to end this now, before anything stupid my little head wants to do. Call it a wasted opportunity, but screwing someone whose half drunk… isn’t my thing.) I hailed a cab home, exhausted and very, very confused.

    To be continued!

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    Chapter #6

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    singleguy81

    so many brothers queueing up for the story……nice pics……she really got maintain her body is it?

    waiting for the next installment….

    I found out how she maintains her body. She bikes 30km every morning and runs 3 times a week. If lunch allows, she goes to the gym, hopefully twice a week.

    She was a former vegan, so very very strict diet. She doesn’t 100% follow that anymore, but still its quite strict.

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    Chapter #7

    Wah… that kind of exercise regime… She’ll be an energizer bunny in bed… No wonder she’s a cougar… not many mid-age guys will be able to keep up with her…

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    Chapter #8

    very very nice bro! This story reminds me of “Road Accident Encounter”. It’s a wonderful story too, just that it’s incomplete. hope you will complete yours!

    waiting..

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    Chapter #9

    Part 4

    So we returned to work the following day, I hadn’t seen her for the better part of the morning. Usual la, all the reports that we need to hand out and emails that need to be replied from the weekend. Super sian.

    Suddenly my IM popped up. It was her! Woah, my heart was pounding when I clicked to see what she had typed.

    Rachel: Eh, I want to watch (Movie) eh.

    Me: (Decided to play it cool like nothing happened) Haha, crap, I haven’t caught it yet. Movie reviews all say quite good eh. All my friends watched it already.

    Rachel: Yeah, been out for some time already. Most of my friends also caught it already. Only poor me haven’t catch it.

    Me: You wanna find a time to go catch it together? Maybe lunch time or something…

    Rachel: Can also, since we both haven’t caught it. You tell me when you free, I go book.

    Me: Kk….

    We managed to find a date when we were both free with a cinema that was not near the office but far enough for people we know not to be able to find us. Super thankful for that.

    I was keeping an eye out just in case we did bump into anyone we knew. We held hands like couple like that. Thankfully her looks really did not reflect her age, so we looked like a really normal loving couple in the early 20s, going on 30.

    The movie was ok, but what happened in the cinema was what I remember most. I don’t even recall most of it cause it went by in a blur. The movie started for about 20 mins plus, when she turned to me and whispered into my ear, “I’m a bit cold eh. You got bring jacket?”

    “No lei. I left mine in the office.”

    “Ohh…. Nevermind then.”

    Just when she said that with a hint of sadness, I decided to try my luck. I put my arm around her and gently touched her shoulder, waiting for her to respond. If she move away then I was thinking, siao liao. But she didn’t!

    She turned towards me and let my arm pull her closer, sharing my body heat. Her head found my shoulder so naturally and my head turned to angle to rest on her hair. Sweet smelling it was, like jasmine flowers.

    Then came the most shocking part of the encounter. She looked up and said to me with a super sweet whisper, “My hands are cold still. You warming up my body but you never warm up my hands.”

    “Orh…” (Fuck la, what you want me to do?? Got couple sitting next to us also, if you put in my pants, they confirm can see also!)

    “Nevermind, I know where I can put….” Her hand instinctively went to unbutton my shirt near my chest area and she slit in her hand to touch my nipples. The coldness of her hand reacted immediately as my nipples shot up. I think she could tell from my face, I was getting turned on.

    Like any drama series, I’m gonna end here to keep the suspense! Haha, no la bros, I’m super tired, please forgive, I will update soon. Stay tuned!

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    Chapter #10

    Apologies to all the bros and followers here! I’ve been very busy training for marathons lately! Will update this weekend!

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