Super bitchy colleague
Yawn yawn … Super tired. I could hardly keep my eyes opened. I was dozing off in one of the sales and marketing dept update. It was so obvious that I was not really interested in the update however none of the other participants dared to voice out due to the fact that I am the sales vp of the company. Although I am a senior executive, I am a popular boss who guides and looks after the junior staff. Not the typical uptight and domineering motherfxxker who enjoy takan sessions.
Although my eyes were half closed, I was still listening to the presentation. Then I overheard something interesting. Juicy gossiping between two junior marketing female executives who were sitting behind me. “she is a real bitch … Manager so what … Why need to be so cocky .. Must be the most hated female boss in the whole company … Never seen such a nasty person.”
With a smirk on my face and eyes still half closed - “little girls, you have not seen a real super office bitch, our dear notorious Ms Amanda. Your manager is a small fry if compared to Amanda”. I stood up suddenly then walked out of the meeting room as my dept continued with the meeting.
“Amanda, how are you lately? Really miss the fights with you hahaha” During my short stroll back to my office, I tried recalling the numerous encounters with the ice queen who gave me hell for so many years until one fateful night which changed our relationship. Amanda left the company three years ago and until now I still miss her so much.
Flashback - five years ago in the pantry:
I walked into the pantry to make a cup of coffee when I saw Amanda standing alone at the far end of the pantry. Holding a cup of black coffee, she was looking at the city view from the pantry window. “Fancy, bumping into her here. Today better not gamble. If not sure lose.” She noticed that someone has entered the pantry, she looked at my direction.
Amanda (icy and sarcastic tone): oh it is you! …. I thought you should be very busy now. Still have time for coffee. If you dun work hard, how to justify your promotion?
Me (with a grin on my face): why need to work hard? Just need to play more golf with Michael (our big boss). So how is you day so far?
I was just promoted to sales director. Amanda was the finance director. I knew that she was not very happy regarding my rapid climb up the corporate ladder.
Really an attitude problem bitch! No one in the company liked her except for Michael. Rumours were going around that they were sleeping together - therefore no one really dared to piss her off. But I could care less (always going against her during meetings which led to our frosty working relationship). If the rumors were true, I could kind of appreciate the reason why micahel would have an affair with amanda. Although she was a lousy colleague to be around with, Amanda is a stunning looking lady in her early 30s (always dressed to kill to show off her assets). Slim and standing at 1.68cm with a pair of firm 34b+ boobs, she never fail to attract attention. Too bad about the bitchy attitude or not I would have tried to seduce her for a good bonk in the office haha.
Amanda (mocking tone): Mr Peter, you better snap out from your daydream. Dun know how you get promoted. Your boss must be damn blind.
Me: not blind lah … He is just lazy … Promote me so that I can do all the work so that he can relax and claim credit. He is so smart.
She stormed out of the pantry in disgust that I would talked back to her in such manner.
Peter 1, Amanda 0
To be continued:
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Originally Posted by
ashleygal
this looks better than the previous story.
*pulls sofa, on air-con, grab drinks and tibits*
Ashleygal tks for the support …. An encounter with a bitchy colleague will always be more interesting haha
I was preparing my presentation slides for a potential client when I received a call from one of my staff. “Peter, boss man wants to see you now”.
Uncle George aka boss man (now retired) was my shifu and my direct boss. As one of the old guard of the company, he had a lot of say in the running of the company alongside with the big boss - Michael. If I encountered any problem, boss would give me his advice like a father to his son.
Knock knock. “Come in.”
George: “Peter, time for you to prove yourself. Tomorrow, I want you to present in the management meeting. You better do a good job as Michael will also be attending the meeting.
Me: No problem, boss.
George: By the way, I know that you do not get along with Amanda. She is a smart girl. I suggest that you do not overstep your boundary and play with fire. Ok, you can leave now.
I was surprised that boss man would know about my mud slinging matches with the ice queen. If he was warning me about her, I better not play punk and try to be nicer to her. Less one enemy means one more friend haha.
10am next day. All senior management staff (mostly old uncles) were seated in the board room for the monthly management meeting. My eyes roamed around the board room then locked on the company flower vase. Amanda, dressed in a pink blouse + black coat and black knee length skirt, looked so out of place in a room full of suits. Her flowing long black hair, flawless porcelain skin and light makeup - look like an angel but actually a she-devil in disguise. By now, her presence should be giving the uncles an instant hard on. My eyes shifted lower to the nice cleavage formed by her tight pressing B+ neh neh. Amanda noticed that I was staring at her tits from the other side of the long table. Our eyes connected! Zap zap zap ….. Her frozen stare sent a shiver down my spine. In my mind I thought “Siao Liao later kena makan by her!”
My presentation was scheduled at the tail end of the meeting after Amanda’s finance presentation. It was her turn to present …. errr … ‘show off’!
After 10 mins on the boring topic of company’s overall performance and forecast, the interesting part of her finance presentation started (the notorious dept expenses review or finance’s finger pointing exercise).
Amanda: Although, most depts are on track with the cost control measures that the company has put in place. We need to re-assess the number of logistics headcount due to the dept’s costs overrun of 35% against budget (with a short pause).
I could sense the supply chain director balls dropped when she mentioned about the possibility of laying off logistics staff. “Hehe, the ice queen strikes again!”
Amanda continued after the short pause: ……. Unfortunately, the main contributor (culprit) of the company’s overall decline in profitability is the sales and marketing dept headed by our new sales director, Peter. Poor leadership in securing new contracts. Not financially savvy in managing the existing clients thus losing some key clients to xyz company. Lack of control over staff regarding entertainment expenses and blah blah blah blah …. Recommend replacement of ……. Blah blah blah ….. To cut the dept’s …. Blah blah blah
Now it was my turn to drop my balls…… Stupid bitch … Sabo queen ..
My face turned white after her surprise attack on me and my team. George looked at me and placed his hand on my back. “Peter, steady.”
At the end of the Amanda’s presentation, Michael suddenly cancelled my presentation. KNN! CCB! I could smell blood on her hand.
Outside of the board room, I glared at Amanda (with many daggers stuck in my back). She approached me with a smirk on her face then leaned closely and whispered in my ear.
Amanda (whispered in my ear): funny man, next time you try to be funny, you better know who is your opponent! I am not an easy person to mess around. I will cut off your balls and serve to your boss man. I would like to see how long he can protect you. I am watching you closely. Every step you take and every mistake you make. I will squeeze you balls hard until you concuss. You better be careful.
Peter 1, Amanda 1.
I kena stunned and speechless. “shit she is one tough cookie”. Strangely, now she really turned me on and I am impressed by how she could go after her enemy’s balls. Now I really want to ram my dick up her arse to wipe that smirk off her pretty face.
As she walked towards her office, I looked at her tight firm arse wriggling in the black skirt. I visualized a target board on her arse ….. and my fully erected dick hehehe…..
“Bitch, I will get you back soon!”
To be continued…..
Bros …. Been busy at work dealing with a major client and just came back from a session to let off some steam ….
Will continue ASAP
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Originally Posted by
ashleygal
TS, i hijack ur thread awhile, cuz i freaking damn pissed off now.
someone with 3points zapped me cuz of this post and the reason is “Don’t talk nonsense here!” pls lor, 3 points zapped me still don’t dare put name?
and for god sake, what nonsense did i said?! i was commenting TS that his story is better than the previous one he wrote. is that wrong?! am i wrong to encourage him to keep on writing good stories?
enough said, my point is, if u dare to zap me (with 3 points) pls be a man and leave down your name. don’t be a no balls man.
Sorry that u were zapped …. Dun worry lah …. I will up you for your support with my one humble point ….
After the horrible experience in the management meeting (kena makan good time by Amanda), I went back to my office to devise a devious plan to get even. It’s payback time, bitch! Errrrr ….. … come to think of it, there was no known weakness that I could exploit. I banged my hand on the table in sheer frustration.
At the same time, Boss man George stood outside my office and witnessed my tantrum in my office.
George (in his typical shifu voice): calm down, i know exactly how you feel right now. dun juz rush into things. Taking action without planning and without knowing your enemy weak point is like you being an egg thrown at a wall. For goodness sake, remember dun be that egg.
Me: Boss man, I am so pissed off. Why this bitch always pick on me? Like I owe her big time in my previous life.
George: hahahahahaha ….. The ignorance displayed by young people always amaze me. You are a threat to her so she needs to control you. Amanda has the backing from Michael so it will be silly to go against her openly. However, if you know her weak point, you can go behind the scene then suddenly grab her by the throat for the kill.
Me: aiyoh, not so easy to find out her weakness then become like commando going for ambush mission. Hmmmmmm …. You mean that the rumor is true that Amanda is sleeping with michael.
George (shaking his head): the reason why I am the boss is not because I am smarter than you.
It is because I know insider information that you will never know. Just to let you know how to deal with her. Amanda is michael’s niece but Michael wants to keep the relationship low key and he does not want to show favoritism. The thing that you should focus on is the fact that she nearly got married but was dumped by her husband to be.
Me (with a grateful expression on my face): boss man, you are the best. This means that michael will not take side if I get even with her. More importantly, anything that reminds her being dumped will make her go bonkers hahahaha.
George: Before I leave you alone in your office to think of how to handle Amanda. I just want to share one observation with you. Sometimes, why a female will find all means to torture the male is to seek his attention. You get what I mean?
With a wicked smile on my face, I knew that I have found the light at the end of the tunnel.
I could plan my revenge …. Hehehehe.
Like what Boss man said “Dun be the egg. Go behind the scene”.
The first rule of my master plan: pretend to be weak so that the enemy’s guard will lowered.
Time to pay a visit to Amanda to put my first rule to test and at the same time to bio her perky (*) (*) and curvy body.
The next morning, I walked to Amanda’s office. I stood in front of her office door
like a mischievous school student going to see the discipline master for a spanking.
Knock knock….. I opened the door. She was wearing a red dress with the two top buttons unbuttoned and a tight black mini skirt. The sight of her nice deep cleavage and creamy boobies sent shockwaves to wake up my di di. Under her desk, i could see her stretched out long silky smooth legs. “Man how I wish I can just stroke and lick her long silky smooth legs!” My roving eyes inspected every inch of her sexy body.
Amanda (cold tone): have you stared enough? So why are you here? Want me to comfort you for being such a loser yesterday. If no then dun waste my time and get out of my office.
Me (pretending to be humble): Amanda, we need to forget about the past indifferences and learn to work together. If I have offended you before, please accept my sincere apologies. By working more closely together, I can learn so many things from you (puke puke, nearly vomited in disgust - how far I need to degrade myself in front of this bitch. Just want to go over to her and give her one tight slap to wipe the smirk off her face).
Amanda (in a mocking tone): the great Peter from sales groveling in front of me? …. Oh come on, do you think I would fall for this Bullshit. you really think I am an idiot! Dun treat me like some dumb bimbo from your pathetic dept. I know your type - the type who thinks that all women will fall under your spell.
“Shit, I need to be more dramatic to convince her. Time to switch to a higher gear of acting and put on an Oscar performance.
Me (in a stern tone): I am not bull shitting you. I am very worried about losing my job. Old man George is so fxxking useless. Never even protect me in the meeting. Now I know who in this company has the real power in this company. If we join forces, the sky is the limit for both of us. You can be the queen and I will be your humble knight.
Amanda (with her arms folded): this is interesting. You only deserve to be my eunuch. You worthless piece of shit! Since you are so sincere in offering your services to me. I will give you a chance to prove your worth and loyalty. Let’s go to George’s office. I want you to do something for me. Hold this folder for me.
We walked to George’s office. She led the way while I followed behind her like a little puppy following it’s owner. Woof woof. Just want to bite her wriggling firm butt in the black mini.
Amanda: George, I need some help handling a difficult major client regarding slow payments. The mess was created by sales, it will be better that sales sends a rep to facilitate the meeting. It will be a good opportunity for Peter to pull the dept out from the shit hole that it is in now. I will take the lead in the meeting. Peter can assist me by arranging the meeting with the client in Hong Kong. He can take down notes and entertain the client’s rep if necessary (what she means is that I can be the clown to make the client’s rep happy). All the details are in the folder that Peter is holding.
George: No problem. Peter will do his best to assist you.
I took a quick glance of information (the person whom we will be meeting in Hong Kong) in the folder.
“Now everything is going according to plan. The trap is sprung and the viper is loose to catch it’s prey.
Very soon, Amanda, your hot arse is mine!”
To be continued……..
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Originally Posted by
LucasDeFucker
Hmm.. Talking about bitchy colleauges… Remind me of one of my fb… Hw it started??? Raped her in my company warehouse…
Wow, I am super interested in your story … Do start a thread to share your wonderful experience …. Haha
The second rule of my master plan: use a decoy to create chaos and confusion for the enemy.
Time to make the bitch so confused that she will be my little puppet.
On the SQ flight to Hong Kong:
Amanda rebuked a stewardess: Is this how you treat a business class passenger? I want a glass of orange juice and it takes you so frigging long to get it. Either you are brain dead or plain stupid! Perhaps you need to go back to school to learn English again. Nowadays, the standard of stewardess really cannot make it. You are better off being a clown in one of the budget airline where you belong.
The stunned stewardess apologized profusely. I felt so paiseh as I was sitting beside Amanda - she continued her verbal tirade at the poor girl. So tempted to go comfort the pretty stewardess and squeeze her nice firm arse hahaha. As i reminded myself in my mind “dun be distracted, my real target is sitting next to me!”
Amanda: The same goes for you, Peter. Your arse is on the line. You better don’t screw up during the meeting with Mr Wong today. Or not you will get ten times worse the scolding that the stupid bimbo over there got from me. Do you understand?
“Wah Lao, stewardess screwed up - also my problem. Kena F for nothing”.
Finally, we reached our destination: Hong Kong. Checked in our hotel then took a cab to our client’s office. Dressed to kill - Amanda’s taste in office wear really impeccable. A low cut silky white blouse with a light brown coat and matching knee length skirt with a long slit (showing off her long legs yet again). Not sure whether she was going to the office to seduce the client’s rep or to go for an official meeting. Even the cab driver was adjusting the rear mirror just to steal a few tiko glance of my slutty colleague.
We reached the client’s office and waited outside Mr Wong’s office. His busty 38D secretary (Sasa) greeted us and ushered us into his room. I tried my very best not to eye ball the huge water melon rack of the sexy young secretary. “Mr Wong (John), you are one lucky bastard!” John Wong looks like your typical cina towkay - a short chubby repulsive looking 50+ year old guy in a oversized suit with a gold rimmed spectacle and matching gold rolex.
Mr Wong (John): Welcome to Hong Kong. Sasa, go and get our guests some drinks.
After the usual exchange of pleasantries, we started our meeting. John was clearly turned on by the presence of the sexy looking Amanda sitting in front of him. He was eyeing on her firm boobies from the start. His probing eyes moved slowly to her wistful waist then to her snowy model legs.
Amanda: Mr Wong, the main purpose of our visit is to resolve the issue of the slow payments from your company …. Blah blah blah blah ……
John (clearly uninterested): yawn, yawn …. Little girl, in hong kong, we don’t rush into business with people we hardly know. I want to know more about you and Peter before we discuss further. Let’s do dinner tonight then we talk about business.
In my mind: “Dinner with me, my foot. More like you want to have dinner with Amanda and lay your dirty paws on her”.
Sasa, the busty secretary came back with our drinks. As she leaned forward to place our drinks on the coffee table, we were gifted by the heavenly sight of the huge melon sized tits confined by her undersized red bra. My cock suddenly jerked up to sing the national anthem. As she turned around to walk to her desk outside the office, Amanda and I were shocked when John casually extended his right hand to squeeze then forcefully slapped Sasa’s arse.
Sasa stood silently with her head bowed lowly.
John (in a stern cold tone): stupid girl, next time, don’t be late with the guests’ drinks. If not, you will not be so lucky to just get a spanking. One more thing, I told you to wear a black bra today so why are you wearing a red bra. Later, you go back home to change then come back for your punishment. Before going back home, you book a table tonight at my favorite restaurant. I want to enjoy my dinner with this lovely lady sitting in front of me (his eyes locked on Amanda’s stunned face).
“Looks like Amanda has met her match. Chinese proverb - a mountain always has a taller mountain (loosely translated). This guy, cannot play play one. Later mati”
Amanda was still trembling after the bizarre incident. In her mind: “shit, am I really going to have dinner with this perverted sicko. Someone, please save me.”
I placed on my hand on her thigh in an attempt to calm her down. She looked at me like a lost kitten.
“Great, my plan is on track. The bait is set - waiting for the big fish to take bait.
Mr John Wong, tks for being my decoy. I owe you big time”.
To be continued …..
The third and final rule of my master plan: go for the kill when the enemy shows any weakness and never show any mercy.
Time for the final execution as the viper darts closer to the prey with its fangs dripping with venom…. Hiss hiss hiss….. the end of the the bitchy ice queen era is near.
We left sicko John’s office to return to the hotel to freshen up before dinner. Amanda was so freaked out by the incident in sicko john’s office that she lost the usual confidence and bitchiness. You could see the fear in her eyes. The bitch now looked like a lost little school girl.
In the hotel lobby:
Me: Are you alrite. You look very pale. That Mr Wong really missing a screw up here lah (I pointed at my head). I think we better skip dinner and take the first available flight back to Singapore tomorrow. Dun know how he will react when he realizes our snub for dinner.
Amanda (in a meek tone): we cannot afford to offend this major client. We dun have a choice but to go. try to quickly finish dinner to return to the hotel as soon as possible. I dun feel safe when that crazy man is around.
Me (faked coughing): Actually, I am not feeling well. Whole body aching since yesterday and very bad headache. I think I better not go. If you are still keen to go, you go alone. I will stay in my room to rest. No point for me to take any risk just for a job lah.
Amanda knew that she could not mess up the relationship with this major client. Regardless of Michael being her uncle, she would not be spared (kena fried cuttlefish) if she offended towkay Wong.
Amanda (in an agitated tone): how can you leave me alone with that seow chee ko bey (crazy pervert)! Are you a man or not? …… Errr. …. (trying her best not to piss me off too much since I am the only person now whom she can depend to go with her to dinner. She soften her tone) …. How about I give you a quick head massage so that you will feel better?
I was really enjoying the gradual turnaround in the bitch’s attitude. She was offering to make me happy so that she can avoid being alone with Tiko Wong hahaha. With an evil smirk on my face, I nodded my head thus accepting her offer however …….
Me (in a very sarcastic tone): Not just a head massage, my whole aching body calling out for lovely tender care. I also want a full body massage. If I am not satisfied with the massage then I think I am better off resting in the room.
Amanda gave me a fierce glare but reluctantly agreed to my suggestion by nodding her head.
“hooray … Just hit 4D second prize … 1st prize will be coming very soon! ( I got sixth sense lah)
To be continued …..