Dear all samster’s, greeting to all! After reading for god knows how many years, I was always reluctant to start and write about my own experience. However it seems that we have to be fair as well right? Always read read read and don’t write, who’s gonna write in future?
Pardon me for not having queen’s english. In face my english is more based on the Singapore based version - Singlish. =)
To begin with, I am an attached(to a lady of cos) personnel with raging hormones that never seems to be satisfied. Living by the saying “The grass is always fresher and “greener” on the other side, and of cos not forgetting " Other pple wife is forever the best.” To me this is often true, because even when I eat in a hawker centre, I will always say, “wa u see, their food like nicer huh? should have ordered that!” I wonder how many samster where would raise up their hands and agree with me on that.
Rewinding back to the past, I was a little Ah beng beng whom always hang out with all the kinda ah beng ah lian you could see in Bugis village/junction ( do they still hang around there?)
When I turned 18, the first thing I did was to enrol myself in a driving centre and within 3months got my license. (2B only). Headed down with buddy/buddies to somewhere in bukit merah to look at motor bike. To shorten the story, my first bike was a Honda SP. Looking back, my SP was heavily moded, exhaust pipe changed, block polished, carbruettor changed, spocket changed, you name it, I changed it. That was how ah beng I was in the past.
During that period of time while owning a bike, ah lianS and ah huayS seems to be more easily “pick-able” and of cos “fuc-kable”
. Their SMS replies was not as dull as it used to be. Fanciful language were used by them so that they could hitch a ride from you to their whatever secondary school or ITE or even just to town. That was when my life started to change =)
Being the evil me
, I was selective in the choice of women. Although I do not have a super handsome face and outstanding body to die for (I was always outside the class standing during primary school though
) I strongly live by “must be fun, outgoing, thick skinned and Ah beng enough” then the babes will glue to you.
Lets begin by starting with Ann shall we?
When I was 18yo, Ann was 17. Ann was a friend brought over by Peter(Another buddy, buddy buddies) Confusing relationship. In short its, Brothers-friend. I wasn’t very close with Peter, thus Potong Jalan was all over my head. (However back then they were not tgt)
Back then, in the eyes of mine, Ann was considered a “WOW!” (Chio bu lahh) kinda.. she had long rebonded goldenish brownish hair that flows to her waist. (I am a sucker for long rebonded hair, don’t ask me why.) Ann was like 1.67m Tall (or short?) depending on individual
. She does not have big frame and is considered petite. (At least for me) I remembered Ann was wearing those white MTM mini denim shorts with a black tube and a “who cares” kinda jacket. Can’t really remember the material lah, If I do I would be lying man. Donkey years ago. Thus in my most slanted and perverted mind, I was thinking, " Na beh, Peter this kinda pattern also can, she comfirm not good until anywhere de lah" (With a tinge of jealously, by now you should can feel it/smell it or even tasted it =) And as per usual my thought was “She deserves a better guy (like me)”.
Can’t remember where was out meeting point, but we were supposed to head for marina south arcade. I was alone that night and as per normal, a group of ah beng ah seng PEH PEH PEH down to marina south. While on the road, I was too engrosed in looking at Ann (She was jacking her ass up while sitting on Peter’s SP) Most embarassingly, my bike fell as I lost control, and that was fortunately while we were approaching a red light. Peter was just beside me, I stood up and carried my bike up, Peter then asked " Brother, Ok bo? Simi tai ji ?" Then I acted garang and said " Bo tai ji, I am ok!" With that, the traffic light turned green and Peter blew his throttle and sped off. That was real humiliating and I thought I would have died from the humiliation.
However, things changed for the better, when we are at Marina south, I wasn’t the type that would be very bothered with KOF (king of fighter) SF (Street Fighter). Peter played his game and was busy challenging one another. I noticed that Ann was by her own looking bored. Being the Tiko and of cos quite sweet me, I went to exchange 2 coins. I ensured that Peter was engrosed in his game, went up to Ann, made some silly small talk, broke the ice and heh heh with the most stupid expression and holding the coin up with my hands, I said, “Don’t look so sian leh! I accompany you Bishi Bashi?” Without hesitation, I was shot back “Huh? you accompany me Bishi Bashi? Is it you wanna play girly game, then no friend wanna play with you?” I retorted " Ai lai mai suak (wan then come lah, don’t want then its okay) She grabbed me by my arm and off we went, Bishi Bashiiii Here I come. =)
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mrtan
To me this is often true, because even when I eat in a hawker centre, I will always say, “wa u see, their food like nicer huh? should have ordered that!” I wonder how many samster where would raise up their hands and agree with me on that.
I’ll be the 3rd camper and agree with you on this.
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naturegreen
I’ll be the 3rd camper and agree with you on this.
And i will be the 4th camper…
Great job…waiting for more story
Honda sp was my 1st bike to.. Really bring back those memories sia.. Pls continue bro.. Im pitching my tent here..
Appreciation to bro VanGogh who gave me points, hwever I do not know what the points can do, and also thanks for all the support from bros who are all ready and set to camp here =) Yea…
Bro Muscle. SP really many pple first bike, really lotsa memory. =)
Writing is indeed tiring, however since started, can’t stop right? 3rd Installment soon.
Part 3
Upon playing Bishi Bashi together with her, I found out that Ann was indeed outgoing and very nice to chat with. Small talk with her was done while waiting for the next stage after completing a stage. Little teasing here and there however with nothing sexual involved.
After we finished our game, she walked towards Peter. Following behind her, I was admiring that perky ass, round to perfection and firm to the max, that was the butt that we all loved to squeeze! Isn’t it? Sha-shaying from left to right, right to left. =) With that tight MTM shorts, I knew I had to put my prick in between them sometime, someday. We ended for the day with her waving her evergreen “Bye bye” to me. Peter was the lucky bastard whom brought her out and sent her back. Were they up to any hanky panky? Would Peter have gotten lucky?
Almost each and everyday, we the Ah beng ah seng of Singapore would never fail to meet up. Be it coffee, arcade, rounding, or movie. That was how I pass my younger days. On the following day, we met up at NUS prata shop. (Buona Vista, near Bend 99). I scaned through, saw Peter but not Ann. Pretending out of concerned, I started to dig more info about Ann. I said : “Peter, your Girlfriend leh?” then Peter knowingly knows that I was referring to Ann and he “xia lan-tly” and not forgetting “hao lian-tly” replied “ who?? Which girl you saying, I where got girlfriend? Eh come out doesn’t means GF hor, got beard means is ur Papa ah?” Wah I tell you..! That was like Chili padi being forced into my mouth, the feeling is like someone putting a Harden dick inside your mouth. Speechless was the word. Subsequently I replied, “oh Ann lor, she not your GF ah? No wonder yesterday we playing Bishi Bashi she said I quite cute. Scare the hell out of me, you know right? Friend GF we won’t Potong Jalan 1… But hmm, now I know she is not your GF..” then Peter acted cool again by saying “ oooh that Ann ah, she any rider 1 lah, any guys also cute, any guys also handsome.” almost the whole night, topic was about Ann, Instead of me, even my few Buddies wanted a piece of Ann, everyone was fantasizing for her. We were making crude jokes on how she would look in bed, we were teasing if she could do a threesome. We were prasing how nice her butt was, we were discussing how Lian she was.
We ended the night with Peter feeling pretty sore, and me of cos song song gao Jurong.
In between I can’t remember how I got Ann’s contact number. However, I somehow got hold of it. I send her a Text her on the mobile..
During those days, we are really very Buaya / Corny or Cliché, whatever you may call it.. Below are just some recollection and is from the best of my memory. Not exact sentence, however the content is about there.
Me : Hi sweety, didn’t see you for some time, how’s everything ? Doing what now?
Ann: Huh? Working leh.. Boring man.. Anyway who are you huh?
Me : Wah you power de ma ma lah.. Don’t even know who am I you just tell me you working and very bored. Oops I am that quite cute guy who play Bishi Bashi with you de lah!
Ann: KNS CUTE BOY?! Don’t make me vomit lah! You are the guy who love to play Bishi Bashi but no friends want to play with you 1 right? How come you got my no?
Me: (Can’t remember what excuse did I say) However I did remember saying something like “ I am a date collector, all chio bu number will be stored in my phone for future contact and networking.”
Ann: You really skin damn thick and kns hor! I am bored leh, entertain me.
Me: What time you end work? Working at where?
Ann: 7pm lah! Now only 5lor.. Still got 2hrs, at Ginza Plaza roadshow lah. Ask so much for what?! SI kaypo.
Me: Darling do me a favour, since you are free now, I am busy preparing myself to go out. Can you think what you feel like eating and where shall we go later while I change?
Ann: Huh?! We going out meh, Oei, we going dinner meh?
Me: No meh? Tot you eng eng nothing to do?
Ann: Huh like that date pple 1 huh?
Within the next 2 Hours, I was at the mall where she was working at. Again with my “seh sang (Rusty look)” thinking back also want to laugh. Bright colored jeans, long sleeve white turtle neck top, center parting with cockroach look alike fringe and converse scandals. Holding my motor helmet on the right hand and smoking my ever so good cigarett with my left, thats the ultimate killer ah beng image that we must have in order to be in the trend and xian mei mei.
Part 4
Ann was with a guy walking towards my direction, once again she was wearing the super mini short pants with a spag top. This was also the typical Ah lian dresscode back during my time. As they approached, I scaned and eyed the guy from up to down, left to right, right to left and down to up again.
Thinking back, I felt like a clown as the guy did not react to me. He however bidded Byebye to Ann.
Ann came over and said “Wah why u see people till like that? You want to find fault with people is it?” and I casually teased. No lah, just felt a little sour sour feeling when I saw you with him lah, thats why I looking to see which part of him is better than me, how come u walk so close with him. With that, Ann hit me on my arm and said, he is my colleague lah! People only small boy boy guai guai type lah. I asked him to walk over with me to find you lah! (I know that by talking nonsense and giving little tease to these kinda ah lian works really well, they really would feel lifted and their mood good be in cloud nine.)
It was the first time Ann sat on my motorbike, I rode all the way from Ginza Plaza down to Bugis Junction. We went for some light bites and proceeded for movie.
In the Movie,(can’t remember what show lah, can’t even remember anniversary dates, if can remember movies names then I am too much of a Fucker already) I pretended by trying to touch her little hands, however, Ann kept pulling away, taking my hand away, and dodging me. Again, I didn’t give up and tried and tried. After the movie, we went to Bedok 85 Market for food. As we walked pass the hawker, I would see all the ah bengs, ah sengs, kopitiam tiko, men’s in short, ogling at her ever so tight pants.
I felt great when she hooked her arms on my arms and walk pass them. I didn’t know what does this mean, I had mixed emotion. Am I falling in love? Or am I just out for sexxxX? I had the BFF / GFF feeling for the very first time with her. Was she treating me as her Boyfriend? Am I just day dreaming? Should I play along or what? Damn, I just had too much to think.
After which, I told Ann.. “hey my dear ah, you hooked my hand and walk for what leh? In the movie I want to hold ur hand you keep pushing me away? Now you hook me, other girls want to know me also will thought I am attached. Don’t like that leh.”
then she retorted " don’t want then done! Don’t thick skinned okay, Just now all the guys looking at me lor, you think got girl looking at you ah? Is they know their boyfriend etc all looking at me, so they want to see what so nice that they are looking at okay! Wah piang, really can’t stand you lor!"
With that I again hardened my skin and proceed to hold her by her waist, then I whispered, I know, the guys also looking at me and thinking how fortunate I am to have you.. With that she just smiled and smiled and smiled like some ah gong(silly stupid pple)
I really noticed that Ann love to be teased. She is the sort that is In her mouth talk very rough, yet her heart think likewise. With that, I knew half of the battle is won, If I play my cards right, I know that there is nothing that I can’t get. (sex I meant) On the other hand, I felt that this girl seems to have that little something that attracted me as well. Will she turn into my girlfriend??
After the dinner and all, I sent Ann all the way back to Clementi, I know that I have to play my cards right, if not, all would be gone. When we approach her house, I sent her back to her home, during then I didn’t do anything silly nor stupid, however, Just before she went in, I gave her my killer kiss on her forehead, and whispered to her " You are very beautiful, enjoyed my night out with you, hope you did enjoy yourself too" I could see Ann’s eye brighten, I guess she must be expecting me to do some lao tiko action like pretend pretend to hug her, french her etc, I stopped. Because I knew that if I wanna nap this big fish, I must stop now and be different from the rest. =)
When I got home, I already had a SMS in my inbox, it reads
Ann : " Thank for the movie and dinner, next time round will be my treat ok?"
Me : “No problem and don’t think too much about it, next time round will also be my treat as it is my honour to go out with you.”
Ann : " you damn cheeky lor, can’t stand you!"
Me : " Always saying that! Next time don’t stand, sit on me, I hug you tight tight okay? "
Ann : " you wishhh ah! Good night"
Me : " Good night mucks mucks."
Ann : " Go die!"
I knew more or less in my heart that this girl is hooked on my fishing line, it will really depend on how much I let go and how much I pull. In the next few chapters we will have more outings and fun =)
Sorry guys for boring you with no XXX actions.. But appreciate those who stay tuned and follow. =)
Disclaimer :
This was all in the past and it doesn’t work this way now, If you are ever going to be so Ah Beng, I can assure you that you will be a clown,Once again. It does not work this way now.
To be continued..
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mrtan
Part 4
Disclaimer :
This was all in the past and it doesn’t work this way now, If you are ever going to be so Ah Beng, I can assure you that you will be a clown,Once again. It does not work this way now.
To be continued..
haha! i agree with you bro. being an ah beng will only make you look stupid.
anyway, camping here for more updates. =)
mrtan, please continue.. i can very much relate to your stories because i was once an ah beng myself..
reading your stories really brings me back to those days in marina south..
one by one those memorable experiences with different syts came flooding back..
thanks..!!