Guys…
I have been enjoying all your hard work posting for the last year or so… I think it is my turn to contribute to these steamy stories that people can PCC on… And… Since there are so many Kwai Lous out there who love to screw our Asian babes and brag about their conquests here, I think it is our turn as Asians to brag about our conquests of Kwai Muis in kind appreciation of their interest of our kind..
Not trying to be racist here, but its more like returning a favor in kind or paying it forward to the people but it is inevitable and unfortunately stained with racial and sexual ties…
It is in jolly good time as well since the demise of our dear MM Lee’s wife, Mdm Kua Geok Choo, a few days ago, who was, like me, a law student in England, that I may put this story in loving memory of her as well… Although she will not appear in the story…
BTW, I was from King’s College London whereas the Lees were from Fitzwilliam College Cambridge. And we were in England about 1/2 a century apart of course.
Enough of the intro crap… Let me get to work on my story and hopefully, I can post the first episode in three day’s time…
student life in London…. its so wonderful in part of my life… now recall back still have so much strong and good memories….
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tsuchiya
Enough of the intro crap… Let me get to work on my story and hopefully, I can post the first episode in three day’s time…
Yes bro. Please get the story out quickly.
Faster leh! 3 days too long. Are you preparing a case for trial
You have already develop a trial theme….Please file your dispositive motions early for a possible win and let the clients know what to expect.
Been camping here since last night, kind of chilling night…Still camping with great expectation from a King’s
Hey guys….
Thank you so much for the encouragement!!
Please do not expect to get Shakespearean English here or the infamous “Where art thou Romeo” stuff….
I’m gonna write this in layman’s language but will definitely be in proper Grammar…
Nonetheless… Pls Up my points if you like my story… it’ll help shorten the wait as i have to wait till the admin approves of my content before they come online… Some fella depleted me of my hard earned points some year or so back and i haven’t got the chance to earn them back…
So Sad…
Let me fill you guys up with a little introduction of own history and prelude to the story…
Background
I was enlisted into the Army after completing my studies in a local polytechnic and was posted to OCS after a short stint of BSLC in Sispec. (I don’t this its called Sispec anymore right??) From there, I went on to get a Local study award after graduating and being commissioned as a officer.
I went through 4 years of grueling life as a Lieutenant after graduating from a Degree course in Arts from NUS and before ORDing. I decided to follow my calling to become a lawyer and flew off to London after successfully registering with King’s College London for a LLB course.
No thanks to my own folly, i did not arrange for any room and board with the college and had to spend quite a fair bit of extra pounds on staying in a motel while looking for an apartment to rent near my school… I prefer to stay outside of school rather than staying on campus thanks to the additional freedom accorded by such arrangements.
And as lady luck was shining on me, I managed to find a room for rent about 1km from school in a rather upmarket estate without the need to pay references to an agent. (Got it through news paper ads) And to add to this lucky frolic, the landlord was a beautiful divorced MILF of 35 years of age… staying in the house - mind you its a house, not an apartment - alone with her daughter who was 13 or 14 years old then…
Here goes the Juicy part of the story…
See you in my next episode…
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Ichigo_Kurosaki
That’s a good one.
Busy with a case is good reason for delay, just don’t be like these clowns and newbies. Below are things they actually said in court, word for word, taken down. Enjoy!
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
My personal favourite:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
That is a Good one… Nonetheless, may i apologize for my delay… there’s a little latency in the moderator’s approval of my postings and having not posted for about a year or so… I really can’t catch their precedence in approving posts and therefore, lets all wait for my much awaited prelude to the case…
Bro, don’t worry about the points. When your stories are good, the points will come naturally, and I did not zap you
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tsuchiya
Guys…
Enough of the intro crap… Let me get to work on my story and hopefully, I can post the first episode in three day’s time…
Bro, more than 3 days have elapsed & still, you are into the intro crap.
Can you please get on with the story?
ATTORNEY:Is it possible that when a person says in 3 day’s time, he means more than 3 days, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could mean that, especially if he is practising law.
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tsuchiya
…..
No thanks to my own folly
, i did not arrange for any room and board with the college and had to spend quite a fair bit of extra pounds on staying in a motel while looking for an apartment to rent near my school…
I prefer to stay outside of school rather than staying on campus
thanks to the additional freedom accorded by such arrangements
…
Bro tsuchiya…..But why didn’t you seek help from compass?