Hi bros in SBF,
It has been a looooong time since I have posted anything in here.
Anyway I have a real life story to share share with bros here.
The content of the story is 95% true. All extracted from the real incident that have happened 3 months ago.
Of course the casts in this story would be:
Male Lead: Me
Female Lead: June
Male Suppoting: June’s Husband (1% of the story)
Hope bros enjoy the story.
If you like it, do show some appreciation by giving some “points”.
Xie Xie.
The story started on 2nd Sep 09.
I was driving on ECP towards city around lunch time. About 400m away from Ford Road exit suddenly I heard a loud bang on my left side. At that time I was driving on the extreme left lane. In a spit seconds, I saw a car rubbed against mine from the left!
I was thinking “Alamak!” Why so suay!?
So I immediately pull over to the road shoulder. Taking out writing material from my dash box I alighted from my car.
Still raging of anger, I scanned my car to access the damage. Luckily it was rather a dent and paint sketched off which will cost less than $500 buck.
The car that banged onto the first car, both also parked over the road shoulder. However I realised that the driver that caused the accident still remained in the seat(It’s a white car). Only 2 male drivers (me and the other party) on the road shoulder scanning on our damages.
So I walked towards the white car and knocked onto the driver’s door….“kock kock kock”…
……to be continued.
Continuing…
Kock kock kock…..
I knocked on the driver’s door. I couldn’t see quite clearly into the driver’s cabin as the window panel was rather tinted dark. All I can see is only a shadow with a “bun-binded” hair.
It took about a minute for that driver to open the door.
To tell the truth, my blood was actually at the boiling point. Firstly because of the unwelcome accident. Secondly, the damn hot weather and thirdly, having me waiting outside the car waiting for 1 full minutes for reaction by the damn driver!
However my temperature suddenly took a drastic drop from 100 deg back to 36.9 deg!
A alluring scent of perfume gushed out from the car cabin
Standing right in front of me was a dazed, stunning lady…. Really Stunning….I mean Stunning by the accident. She was in a lost. All she can do was just stand right in front of me and …….BLANK!
I quickly took a quick scan on this lady. She was wearing a white Singlet with a blue denim shorts. I was rather attracted by the Black-laced bra strips across her shoulder. The black-laced bra strips and the white singlet was quite a contrast. And to make it more eye catching, she was a “B near to “C” Cupped lady.
Also I noted that she has fainted wrinkle-line, a sign showing that she might be around 30+. She smelled good……
Still she looked lost. So I took my initiative to start a conversation to her.
Below are the lines (Hope I still remember)
Me:” Hi….are you ok? Are you hurt anyway?"
…..to be continued.
can i join in.. the story…
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JIU XING
gd start bro… setting tentage here
Continuing
Me:"
Hi….are you ok? Are you hurt anyway?"
Lady:
“huh………huh……….”
Me:
“All right……all right. Calm down….. Take a breather.”
Lady:
“Huh……hoo……..huh…….”
Me:
“You sure ok? Not hurt anyway?”
Lady:
“huh…….huh……..”
Me:
“Steady……relax…..relax….”
It continued for I guess about 3 minutes before she manage to compose back to her ownself. While waiting, I continue to “show” care about her. Constantly scanning up and down onto her.
From my observation, guess she is rather well-maintain in terms of complexion, figures. Fair and smooth skin. Unknowningly, I was getting closer to her, trying to smell as much as her. So delicious….. Evill thoughts started to circulate in my mind liao!
Another driver:
" Hello Ms! U ok allnot?!"
Lady: " Urrrgh???
Now suddenly me become a buaya gentleman.
Me:
“Uncle….steady…give her sometime to relax lah. She is still here won’t run away one.!”
Another driver:
“Me no time leh. Rushing for business meeting!”
Lady:
“Uncle..sorry sorry!”
Me:
“Hey why not you take out your driver’s license, let me do it for you.?”
Lady:
“Sure…..really thanks alot.”
Me:
“You’re welcome.”
So I took over her license and exchanged particulars with that old man driver.
This whole process told us about another 3 minutes.
Another driver:
“So how you want to settle?”
Lady:
“Urrggg?”
Me:
“Hi Miss, do you know what is the procedure?”
Lady:
“I don’t really know. Must we report police?”
Me:
“Don’t need police case unless someone is injured. Now what you need is to go to IDAC to make statement.”
Lady:
“What is IDAC?”
I flipped! She didn’t even know what is IDAC?! I was thinking.
So i took another 1 minute to explain what is IDAC to her.
Me:
“You want to claimed insurance?”
Lady:
“Claim claim….”
Me:
“You sure? Your next year premium and NCB will affect drastically, do you know that?”
Lady:
“So how?”
Me:
“Another way is to privately settle.”
Lady:
“Ok then…I will pay for the damage.”
I was thinking this lady is either too much money to spare or kenna concussion till don’t know what to do.
Me:
“Uncle, you got any regular workshop?”
Another driver:
“Got.”
Me:
“Uncle, better both of you go IDAC and report to protect each others’ interest.”
Another Dirver:
“Ok let’s go….don’t delay.”
Me:
" So let’s go to IDAC."
Lady:
“Ok…but i don’t know where is it.”
Me:
" Don;t worry….follow me and the uncle."
Lady:
“Ok”
Just when she was about to go back to her car, I realised that fluid (not from her body but the car lah)was leaking out from the reservoir and the bumper has already dislodged and dangling onto the road.
Me:
“Hey Ms! I don’t think your car can be driven anymore. Need to find a place to park and get tow away.”
Lady:
“Is it? How?”
Me:
“Ok, why not you park at the Ford Road ECP carpark. It’s free.”
Lady:
“Where?”
Me:
“Ok you will drive slowly, follow me.”
Lady:
“Ok. Thanks alot.”
Another driver:
“Ooi!!! Can go already or not!”
Me:
“Can wait abit or not?! Her car cannot driver anymore! She will shift her car to the nearby carpark and will tonbang in my car! Then all of us will go to IDAC to make report then to your workshop. Like that can or not?!” You think you alone rush time huh!!!?"
Managed to park her damaged car at the carpark. Then I guided and helped her to make sure she gotten all the valuables and stuff from her car to mine car. Together we head toward IDAC to make a report.
to be continued……more to come while she was in my car heading towards IDAC.
[QUOTE=putra80;4466435]Bro Urger,
Its
tumpang
la.. not
tonbang
..
still, I like the singlish style that you’ve transformed for this Malay word
QUOTE]
Pasieh and thanks for the enlightenment. I learnt another new word!
Hope you guys enjoy the 95% accurate story.
Continuing….
We went to Sin Ming IDAC. The whole journey was about half an hour or shorter but it seems longer when this lady was in my car. I kept scenting her perfume and almost have the urge to touch her hands!
Me: “You alright now?”
Lady:
“Yah…better now. Really sorry for the accident.”
Me:
“No worries…. what has happened already happened. Just drive extra careful next time lor.”
Lady:
“Yah Lor….shouldn’t have tailgated so near to the old man. He was just too slow and I wanna switched to the left lane then he suddenly jammed brake. I got no time to react so in the end banged onto his rear left. Then dashed further towards your lane and rubbed yours! Everything seems to be in spit seconds!”
Me:
“I thought I won’t be involved but never expected to be bummed by a lady!”
Lady:
" Really sorry to get you involved."
Me:
“Just my day lor perhaps.”
Lady:
“Sorrrryyy.”
Me:
“How many times do you have to say sorry huh?”
Lady:
“kekekeke…”
Me:
“Btw, how should I address you?”
Lady: "
Oh…oh…you can call me June and you are?"
Me:
“I am Ben.”
Lady :"
Nice knowing you."
Me:
“Well…I don’t think this is a nice way to know each other, don’t you think so?”
June:
" oh yah…expensive ones!"
Me:
“So I guess this is the first time you are involved in an accident?”
June:
“Yape….that’s why I was almost stone. Really lost and don’t know what to do.”
Me:
“There’s always a first time for everything. As long as you are alright.”
June: "
Now I phophia driving liao.
Me:
“Just be more attentive next time will do.”
June:
“Maybe.”
Me:
“Btw is that your own car?”
June:
“Urrrrrg…nope. It’s my hubby’s.
Me:
“Have you informed your husband?”
June:
“Oh yah! I’ve totally forgotten about it. I got to call him now. You don’t mind hor?”
Me:
“What’s there to mind about? Go ahead.”
June:
“Thanks.”
So June started dialing her husband while I concentrate on driving. However I can hear her conversation with her husband.
June:
“Hello….hello.”
June:
“I…I…I gotten an accident. ………….The car quite….. bad.”
June:
“Really…I gotteh into a serious accident. I hit 2 cars and I think one quite bad.
June:
" Your car front I think also very bad. Now parked at ECP waiting for towing.”
June:
" Sorry sorry……I wasn’t intented to bang the car…..I was rushing to help you get exchange the shirt that you have bought yesterday.”
June:
" Sorry sorry……I don’t mean it."
June:
“I was rushing to exchange for you mah…..you said it’s urgent and you need it mah.”
June:
“What do you want me to do now?” I was in a lost now. You didn’t even ask how about me, whether I am injured or not. You only keep asking about your car." Your car or me more important ?"
June:
“I have already apologised to you. I dun mean it.”
June:
“Dun scold me anymore can?”
June:
“I will pay for the damage. Don’t worry.”
June:
“I don’t feel like talking now. I will pay for the damage…Dun worry. BYE!”
Bros, in your opinion, what do you think about her relationship with her husband?
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Originally Posted by
Johnston
Exactly what sort of fantastic car is it for Mr Hubby to be all worry about CaR rather than Wife???
It better be a AE86, pagani zonda or some other ultracar.
It’s better not for me to mention what car and model. Scully June’s husband also happen to be a SBF member. Then that will be a 101% true story liao! And I will have to change the title to: “Accidental Encounter with KO’s husband in SBF”
Continuing….
It was dead silent in my car cabin after the call was dropped. I managed to took a glance on her. All I can see was she just stared thru’ the window on her side.
Then, Ring ring….ring…ring… her handphone buzzed again.
June:
“Wei…..”
June:
“………I am ok…….”
June:
“I think we are heading towards sin ming….something like that…u wait.”
June turned to me and ask,
June:
“Are we going to Sin Ming?”
Me:
“Yes.”
June:
“What is that place again?”
Me:
“Ohhh….IDAC….I…D…A…C.”
June:
“Ok.”
June:
“We going to IDAC at Sin ming.”
June:
“Call me when you reach. Seeya.”
June continued to stare at the passing scene while I was driving. It was weird as the cabin was back to dead silent. So I striked a conversation with her.
Me:
" Your hubby coming to me you."
June:
“Urrr….yah.”
Me:
“He sounds angry?”
June:
" …………………………………I don’t know….."
Me:
“No worrys. Just explain to him later.”
June:
“Hopefully.”
Me:
“You wanna a drink? But i only have mineral water and 100plus.”
June:
“…….urgg….ok….”
Me:
“Mineral or 100plus?”
June:
“Water will do.”
So I stretched backward to my rear seat to grab a bottle of mineral water. This action actually brought me closer to her. Again her scent triggered my testosterone level up again! My mind was wondering again! Knn how nice if I can lower her seat and start attacking her! Dream on!
Me:
“Here it is.”
June:
“Thanks alot.”
Me:
“Always welcome.”
June:
“hey…do you open a provision shop in your car?”
Me:
“Hey….it’s a hypermart not a provision shop ok!”
June:
“Yah yah yah. Btw why you have some many bottles of drink in your car?”
I was thinking my car has condoms too! That makes it a mobile hotel too!
Me:
“So that I can wash up mah.”
June:
“Wash up what?”
Me:
“After workout lor.”
June:
“Enought meh?”
Yah…if only I can use tis water to wash her and me after a real “workout”
Me:
“No lah…this water is for consumption after my triathlon training.”
June:
“Oic….hey you do triathlon?”
Me:
“Ok lah….do you workout?”
June:
“Yape…i do yoga, jogging and cycling.”
Me:
“Woh…really heathly huh.”
June:
“Have to maintain.”
Me:
“Indeed.”
June:
“Indeed what?”
Me:
“Urrr…I mean….urrrrrggg…..I mean….your figure.”
June:
“I am flattered. Thanks for the compliment.”
Me: “You deserved it.”
She giggled.
To be Continued…..
Quote:
Originally Posted by
eyesthatdrift
Wow…..
That was quick.
Already sounds like she’s climaxing!
And you’re still on the ECP.
Bro, she was not climaxing lah….. she was lost..very hesitated.
Btw, we are near bishan liao.:P