Bro
yours is first novel i have read in sbf punctuated with so many K** or C*…
hahaha dun always wake up on wrong sid eof bed lei….hahaha
your story is becoming steamy…keep them coming!!
luckyyeti
Mr Soh was also the office marketing manager ….. In front of the wife, the perfect husband, out on the field KTV girls and massage parlours were his life….
Everyone in the office avoided them like the plague…..
If you are thinking how a nobody like me gets to know this on his second day at work…..Didn’t I tell you that I am kapo?
Mixing around the colleagues everything gets thrown out at the coffee breaks….
“Er..Mrs Soh…Boss wants me to see you?…Anything I can help you with?”….
“Or…you are the new office boy right?”….came her answer…
“Erh…no I am the new desk clerk”…
…Our SBF friend say I use too many KNN…Ok I will try not use too much KNN.)…..KNN……Sorry….ok ?.!
“Orh… same lah”…was her answer…that really pissed me off….But I still maintained a smile….In my mind…Remember you are Chow Yun Fatt you are Chow Yun Fatt…!"
“Boss tells me that you will be reporting to me for all the admin work…..” In my mind, si liao….sure kenna chia lat chia lat..
" Tomorrow onwards you will report to me for all your daily work and please do not be late like you did today…!"
Shit….bad mood already after a hard day’s work still have to take this shit….
The office clock went off at 5.30pm sharp and I simply going to walk out whether it is going to be the French Boss calling me back or not……
“Chen…..”… a voice came through the air…WTF…not again….!!!!…Turned around and it was Poh Choo laughing away….“Just kidding you la….Aiya Mrs Soh is like that wan…dont be too bothered…”
I stared at Poh Choo and gave her the look…she just giggled ….." See you tomorrow Brian and thanks for the help again…a wink"…..was her final words to me for the day…
Aiya hor say leh…ok today not bad leh…
Ok so I went home and DID NOT give my mum a hard time….But I still jerked off on internet porn that night….
What you are expecting me to be a saint overnight?
Of course not lah….
The next morning I got to the office half an hour before 9am…You probably guessed it right…I dont want Mrs Soh to be after my back….
She came in around 9.15pm….WTF ask me not to be late and ownself come late….
“Chen, come here…make Boss one cup of coffee …3 teaspoon NESCAFE GOLD and one teaspoon of sugar…use only cane sugar…..You do know what is cane sugar right?…
You are not that stupid right? …Ok ok ok better tell you..it is that brown colour coffee sugar…got it?”
I was like….WTF…I maybe a desk clerk but I sure do like someone who has gone to Starbucks for coffee before….
“Orhh…ok Thanks for letting me know…“WTF…
Cannot believe my ears sometime….
“Hi Mrs Soh, coffee for the boss…3 teaspoon of NESCAFE Gold and 1 teaspoon of cane sugar…”…Me all willing to please….
She took a teaspoon and taste….“Erhhh…too bitter lah…better bring another cup with 2 teaspoon of sugar this time…This cup you leave here…”
My mind went ballistic…….C………………….B……….
“Sure no problem” was my answer…….
Coming back with the second cup, she brought it to the boss….“Boss your morning coffee…I added another teaspoon of sugar for you…I think you will like it”….
“Thanks Mrs Soh….you are the greatest!!!!”….Ang mo answered her.
My mind went like WTF….aiya forget it…blow my blood vessel nobody is going to care for me…..
She came back happy to her desk…like she has just been fucked proper by her boss….(I dont mean being scolded huh…ok?)…ok the word is gratification…hey my ang mo not bad huh…hehehehe
She then drank the first cup of coffee….I thought to myself see liao like this….
If you think that was bad, you aint see nothing yet….
The afternoon came, and she handed me more admin work…I did the usual…
Sometimes I really cannot understand her…Her instructions were like “Chen ah, you know just now that wan you do, wrong ah, you redo again ok?”
I was like….What do you mean by that wan? which wan…Thank god my mum gave me a mind that reads idiocracy…..lauguage of the idiots…
But understanding idiocracy is not always 100% accurate…
Out of the blue, she threw the bloody blue file at me and said “What? Are you stupid or what? Simple instructions also cannot understand…”
See liao, I collected my balls off the floor and took a look “Or…I forgot to underline the total line is it?”
“Of course lah, 人蠢没有药医….in cantonese came next”…
My mind went………………….
“Sorry I will change it…”
Things went on like this throughout the week….After a while I start to believe that I am really stupid liao….
Came Saturday morning, everyone was to be casual attire….
I was at the copier when Poh Choo tapped me on the shoulder with a cup of coffe…“Hi Brian, for you ok?”…
She was in her usual white T shirt and jeans and no ugly specs…..“Hey hey hey…buay pai ha….good start to a saturday…”
Mrs Soh came to work in round cut pink dress…the ah soh type..Looking at her, she look not bad leh…mother of 2…
“Chen…come here…“she GENTLY called me (not gently lah)…
“You must stay back today and arrange all the past years files ….I was like….”…“Maam…that will take me the whole day….”….
Guess what was her answer? …“So? I also must stay back and supervise you….if you are smart I dont even need to stay back..you think I got nothing better to do is it? 人蠢没有药医in cantonese again…..
At 1pm everyone left the office except the BITCH and me….
“Chen , go and buy lunch ok? I want chicken rice but without skin … remember ah…take this $5 …and soya bean drink…no sugar type…UNDERSTAND or not?”
I went like…see liao…“Yes maam, be back in a while”….
Came back with the food, myself no mood to eat….
Having finished her food we worked till 8pm before realising the time….
I was tired and I believe she was also….
Both of us rested a bit on the red sofa and then she started to reach one of the cupboard to draw on one of the files ..But she cannot reach….so she kept jumping…Tulan, she shouted.“Chen, dont stand there…come and help me lah…”…….
KNN really tulan liao….went up behind her and pulled her back….she fell onto the floor…
She was stunned….
At this stage, I really tulan until cannot tulan,, I leaped forward and grabbed her off the floor and throw her on the red sofa,,,….Shit… I went crazy and started to tear her dress off….“Chen…!.. You siao har?“she spoke…But I dont care….I just tore them off…the next thing I knew were a pair of creamy boobs with beige colour bra holding them….
My hands went behind her tore off her bra…and she was like too stunned to do anything….I grapped her breasts and suck on them and sucked on them hard…..She yelled out…“痛….” I never cared and continued….after a few minutes she relented…and did not struggle….
The sight of her breasts drove me wild…In one thug I went under her dress and pulled down her panty….
With that done, I cropped both her legs up….her cunt was in front of me and they were wet…Knn…kei si….I took off my pants and just banged….and banged…the red sofa shooked….
In a matter of minutes I exploded and she too came….and we collapsed onto each other..
…..Shit you cannot believe it….Me there making out with an aunty…OK lah not really bad looking aunty thinking back…..
“Chen, why did you do that?” came her answer….
“I really dont know…I guessed it is the frustration of work….”…she just smiled….with a tired face….
“Sorry I knew I must have been a BIG CAPITAL ASS BITCH this whole week to you….”
I just smiled without answer…“Forget it…“came from me….
“I was having trouble at home with the hubby,..asshole thinks that I dont know his fucking around….But when I saw him tiko tiko Poh Choo I went crazy …..I thought Poh Choo liked you so I gave you a hard time…I Really should not have done that….”
Women…do do the strangest thing….
We laid there and started talking…..soon she was telling me about she toiled for her hubby’s career….and he was a true bastard….fooling around after he became successful as a manager….
The hours ticked and we soon dress up to go …. but looking at each other again…fucked we had sex again…
This time, she knelt and groped my dick and gave it a good sucking before me banging her again…this time on the conference room table…..
Trust me guys…banging on a hard surface is painful but I wasnt thinking straight back then…was I?
…….Shit thinking back…knn I could have gone to prison for rape……lucky she never pressed on…..
Hey bros, if you are thinking what I am thinking …this is something you should NEVER EVER do ok? Prison aint a joke….THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF MY GLORIOUS FUCK….