Having completed my NS, I job hopped a while before landing in this job where I get to make out…
…Sometimes reading from the forum I am not very sure whether the tales are true……
Well…mine …ahem…..
Came to work one day after reading the job being offered was available….
Desk clerk..WTF nothing to do just take first lor…..
Arriving at the office, no nice getup….partitions and partitions….a lousy red sofa and grey colour carpet flooring…..
“Hello are you here for the interview?…the receptionist asked…..Looking up …bespectacled…goony looking…. sian liao…what kind of boss employs ugly receiptionist….?
“Er yes I am here for the interview…”…..
After meeting the boss who happened to be French, I got the job…..
One bullshit and I got it…knn they must be bloody desperate to get me….
Woke up early the next day, 6.30am left the home and made my way to the new job….Aiya almost forgot must take my breakfast….dropped by the neighbourhood kopi tiam and ordered kopi “O” gao…(thick)….and 2 prata lelor…
After gobbling the food, hopped on the bus and made my way to the office …. 2 minutes before 9am ….just made it….
The ugly recep saw me and said “Hi…today is your first day at work?…knn sometimes people say stupid things…..
She saw me yesterday and today I am at work…of course lah… I was thinking to myself……
But knn bo bian had to pretend…“oh yah..nice to meet you…Your name would be?…”….
“Oh it is Poh Choo, knn why am I not surprised….cannot be anything exotic like Ambrosia or Nikita….thinking deep….”
The day went on like any regular day, boring…meeting the old staff…nothing much…the usual crowd…Counted the number of female species…6 in TOTAL…old milf……and one slightly younger POH CHOO….how sian can this be?I could not be further wronger than this….
Really sometimes things you look at first looked normal in reality is not…
Life is really what you push for yourself sometimes…
Life Guru says “When opportunity comes, you better grab”…..
Went home later that day at 5.30pm….cheong ah….going home is probably the best thing that happened ….
“Hey Chen!” a voice came from behind, turned around and saw the bloody French Boss calling me….
KNN sometimes these people are really bastards….
Whole day just keep quiet and on the last minute of work they will call on you and tell you, you need to do this do that…
Like this is their last dying breath cannot wait until tomorrow….
Smiling like an idiot, " Yes, boss? What’s up…."
Chow Yun Fatt better aside, his acting skills are nothing compared to mine….
“Chen, tomorrow please come in jeans, I need you to move some stuff from the warehouse….(..CB…mood sian liao…….but still grinning like I am getting my million bucks)….” “Sure boss no problem, thanks for telling me early”….CB lan was what I really meant…
“See you tomorrow”….
“Dont worry POH CHOO will supervise you tomorrow….” he added further….
KNN…..tulan….liao…went home foul mood
CB.CB.CB.CB….
Really tulan….went home with a sour face and gave my mum and my family a hard time….shit..should not have done that….Guess I am doing what a lot of us guys are doing when coming back from work….give the family a hard time…
KNN sometimes I think why did God invent WORK when it is such a irritating affair….
Oh sori for my blasphemy GOD….Just me the regular guy venting out….
That nite could not sleep so went to turn on my room computer and jerked off on porn…. I supposed bros still do this…right?
On well, moving on….the next day came I went to work in JEANS….not that I hated JEANS but hated manual work…. (LAZY BUGGER)
Hmmm let me guess, in the course of doing the manual task, TS got all hot and sweaty, removed his Tees and show off his six packs…Poh Choo tak boleh tahan, hands all over TS and that where he got to “screwed at work”..
KNN arrived late somemore for work…Ever had one of those days when MRT screwed up….Well it is one of those… Cant be helped…
Have you ever have the kind of feeling when you step into office and you got the funny feeling knn chia lat….
Well not sure if it is my guilt for coming in late or kopi O gao never kick in…Anyway walked in quietly and sat in my cubicle….
My colleague who sat next to me whispered : " Hey… Ang mo find you just now"…
KNN WTF….sure kenna liao….
Walked to the Ang mo’s room….This time thinking….how? Act blur and blamed the MRT? Fuck that only made me look stupid…..
“Excuse Boss, I understand you were looking for me…Sorry I was late!”
Ang mo looked up (a bit tulan look): “Oh, Chen it is you…
Ok no problem…I was looking for you to talk to you about what needed to be done today with Poh Choo…Come sit down…”
So you see, guys when you are late just apologise … no excuses needed…If the other party is going to fuck you then let them fuck…(Fact is you are late)….If he understands that people sometimes can be late then they wont fuck you….Anyway this is my cents worth of lousy advice….
Ok moving on….“Poh Choo…can you come in..?” He pressed his phone…
“Ok Chen we need to move the old 2005 files back to the office IRAS needs some documents from those years….”
“2005?…” I repeated like a bloody parrot….Must be the kopi have not kicked in….
“Poh Choo will guide you on which department’s documents are needed …you just help her ok?”
“Sure boss…no problem small matter…” KNN another Chow Yun Fatt acting…..
“Good….Ah…Poh Choo is here”….the ang mo replied…
Turned around and knn….guess what?
OK I know I know it is a cliche…
Our ugly recep came in a white fitting T shirt and without glasses …. “Ei…not bad looking wah….but getting a hard on just looking at her shape….really not bad”….
Not the kind of voluptous body but one that spells of youth…ok young girl feeling….
KNN must be running high on hormones cos thinking back, like that also can steam…..
Sticking my eyeballs back and rolled back my tongue 2 secs later,…..
“Ok BOTH of you take Ah Leng’s vehicle and go to the warehouse to bring back the 2005 documents….Try and get them today ok?”
“Sure boss!!” came the standard reply from both of us…
Knn like do we look like we have a choice….
Our transport to the warehouse was a mini van….with Poh Choo in between me and the the driver Ah Leng in the front seat….
It was an old van so you know lah… bump here bump there….
I can feel Poh Choo’s body touching mine in between the bumps… Very shiok leh….Having a hard on….Is it just me or does it happen to every guy that they also get aroused when female species’s bodies (Other than the very old and very young PLEASE) touch them?
OK I was like getting a cheap thrill on a cheap ride….
But very shiok leh…one thing though, my bulge became very uncomfortable….Raising hormones….
Finally in about 30 minutes arrived at an industrial area ….. yep the kind that cannot see pretty girls type….
…Hmmm…..I was thinking how come I never fantasize about sex in an industrial estate….
“Chen,…hurry up..come here please…!!!!” Poh Choo called out….Knn bossy woman….
“ok…”…pretending to be alright with things and in a helpful tone….Sheez…very tiring sometimes go through life like this….
“Chen, can you bring please help to go up to that pile with that box marked “Marketing Dept 2005” on top and bring it down for me…?”
“Sure”…“BTW can you please dont call me Chen, only ang mos call me Chen…Please call me Brian ok?”….
She smiled and said… " OK….Mr Brian, please help to go up to that pile with that box marked “Marketing Dept 2005” on top and bring it down for me…?"….
KNN CB although the same words but I felt better…WTF…(Well marginally better anyway)….
Hey what the heck I just finished NS, stilll a bit fit…
Climbed up and bring down for her easily…..
“Wah, you are very fast huh…Mr Brian…”
CB ….Teasing me somemore….“No problem lah” came from me…
“ok sorry just teasing you…” I thought she must have sensed I abit tulan….Hmmm…smart girl….come to think of it…
Like all chauvinistic men, “Aiya it is ok”…like I really meant it….
KNN that day must have a heat wave….
In the warehouse, temperature was hot and the humidity was high….
In a short while, my shirt was soaked in sweat….I went up and down the warehouse like a monkey at the beckoning of Poh Choo….bringing down the old files and then bringing those not in need back up….
When they advertise the candidate for desk clerk…they did say desk clerk right? Maybe they meant monkey work to be added….
Poh Choo was ticking against her checklist for those being brought down..the driver helped by double checking againsst what were brought down….
Very soon all our shirts were soaked in sweat….Poh Choo’s T shirt was also soaked and we all smelled bad…except Poh Choo….her sweat was not stinky but a clean sweat smell…Dont know how to say it…Some bros may have encountered the smell so they will know…
Sweat soon took its hugging shape on Poh Choo’s T shirt….Can see now that she is wearing a white bra….I think it is those Triumph sloggy type….Both Ah Leng and I pretend not to stare at her….PRETEND is the key word….
At about 1pm we broke for lunch, Ah Leng and I drove out to get lunch…everyone CHICKEN Rice and coke…simple…
Lunch was simple, we all ate and chatted…
Ah Leng was a father of 2 children and Poh Choo basically kept all the attention on Ah Leng and myself…
Come to think of it, she never bring up anything about herself…..
We rested a while before we contunued to work…
Around 3.30pm we finished what we came for and headed back to the office…..
On the way back…..Yes…the bumps AGAIN…
This time better, with her sweat soaked T shirt her flesh became closer to her shirt …so what contacts we had before in the morning now became occasional skin contacts….
Song man…but at that time, I really tired liao…so mood not so high….
Arrived at the office around 4pm…..On entering the office the office staff all said “你们去做苦工啊…..!!!”…
CB fuckers….we ignored them and cleaned up a bit before reporting to the boss….
“Great work..and thanks” the ang mo was happy…“Chen please report to Mrs Soh….”
Knn what I wanted at that time was to get closer to Poh Choo….ok I was horny again…thought can tiko tiko abit with her….
Mrs Soh, was the admin manager, mother of 2 teenagers….Husband is really a CB man…always throw his weight around telling the whole world how great he is….How people like him use abalone to wash their faces and shark fin to wash their mouths…
You know something, the greater a man boast the bigger is his insecurity….
She like her husband are really an ideal match…she was just a CB bitch as he was a CB man….Perfect match…
Being one of the oldest serving staff in the company, she always throw her weight around…giving the other staff a hard time….
Believe it or not, she thinks that she is actually loved by the world…