Part 1
It’s a long time since I last documented my sexcapades, recently was down with H1N1 virus and kena sick bay at home for one week and decided to use the free time to write down something.
This H1N1 is very scary, I was having fever on and off for the entire week, keep drinking lots of water and visited the toilet ever hour. Lucky my body is strong and able to overcome the virus and live to tell the tales, maybe strong from all the night activities that I had with my female partners.
History, working as ink cartridge refiller, the business is getting no where. But its not due to the poor market, in fact current poor economic times, people are wanting to save more on their ink cartridge, its me. I am the problem that caused my business to falters; I spent too much time with my female customers, rather than making effort to run the business proper!
Over the past 6 months, I managed to bonk a few interesting female characters while doing my refilling business.
“Who is the girl”
Cherie was a secretary cum legal aide in a legal firm, 33 years old, long silky hair. Typical lady with clear white and smooth Chinese complexion, slight freckles, 165m tall and 55kg. She has worked in the law firm since she graduated from NUS ten years ago, and is resigned to remain there for the rest of her life, unless she can find a caring hubby to save her from her mundane lifestyle.
Her bosses are two old couples. Traditional old skool lawyers, who takes up small simple legal work and happy to keep to their simple lifestyle and maybe will retire the day they kick the bucket. Learnt from Cherie that the two bosses are super duper rich, and already made their fortunes in the late 80s thru 90s, and owned many private properties all fully paid and has nothing in the world to care for. The law firm is just a legacy that they hang on to pass time, and keep their mind sharp.
The bosses treat Cherie well, reasonable good pay, freedom in working hours, and sometimes super long leaves when the couple themselves took off for long summer holidays in Europe where their only child is residing.
It is this good working environment, that holds Cherie to work in that firm for such a long time. She got no complains expect emptiness in her love life. Which is lucky for me to have found this gem thru my work.
“How I got to know her.”
6 months ago, one fine day, my phone rang. It was Cherie calling to enquire my services, inking service!
Kiss “Hello, Kiss Reinking service, How can I helpch you?”
Cherie “I saw your flyers in my office letterbox. I got Epson xxx printer cartridge, do you think you can help me save costs, by how much har?”
She has a very sexy voice, so soothing and firm. I immediately got interested with the voice and in my most serious manly voice replied “ It depends on whether you want cartridge refill or bottles system”
Cherie “Ink refill lah, what is bottle system? Hey, you ink can fade or not? I am printing important documents that must last 10 years or longer leh”
Kiss “ Sure can last 100 years, as long as you don’t put the document under the sun. It’s the same formulation as the original ink”
After a few explaination and typical business sales talk and giving her the cost savings breakdown, she was impressed that she can save $200 or more per month on the ink alone. In fact her firm prints documents like printing money, so there is a lot of savings for her. Without any delay on my chee-hong-kia part, we arranged a time in the afternoon where I first visited her office, located in middle road, to sized up her needs (her printer needs too) and do the modification to the printer in her office.
WHen i read the thread title i recalled having read the printer guy service NUS girl also last time.. hehe.. now back for more..
Yes…thanks for telling me that you enjoyed and remembered my past stories about the NUS and Korean lady…..anyway…thats the perks of my line of business.
There will be ten parts to this story…..hope you guys like it.
P.S. Do take note that my writing style is to document the fond memories of my sexcapades, its not about outright sex action.
Anyway….here goes the next installment.
Part2
I remember it was in January 2009 on a Friday afternoon when I rang her office door bell. Speaking thru the intercom, I announced “The re-inking man is here at your service”. I always try to break the ice with my customers with cheesy and corny introductions.
It was a small office, comprising of the two oldie lawyer couple, plus Cherie and a chauffer cum delivery/courier.
4 persons in the small working office. Being a Friday afternoon, the bosses had left the office with their chauffer for the weekends.
Cherie was sitting at her computer desk, wearing her frameless specs, hair tied up into a bun. Very elegant lady was the first impression I had of her. Too elegant for me to tackle if I ever see her on the street, there is an air of sophistication exuded from her aura. Come to think of it, she resembles Ris Low.
After entering her office.
Kiss “ Hi, I am here for the printer modification work”
Cherie “Ok, you wait a moment, I will show you to the printer room. Have a drink at the drinks machine or chose from the fridge”
Kiss “I sure need a ice cool drinks to cool me down, I am burning hot inside”
Cherie “Hur, outside very hot, yeah ok”.
She doen;t seems to be impressed with my Cocky & Funny replies (aka learnt from DeAngelo, my love master)
Little did she caught my drift that I was implying that looking at her makes me hot!
I would not be a man if I say I did not think of Cherie as a sex object when I first laid my eyes on her.
She was wearing a loose tees and skirt(of blue jeans material), a sweater draped over her neck and shoulder, covering her boobs.
I went to the fridge to chose my drinks, and took a coke zero, gulped it down like a hungry thirsty wolf. Saw the toilet nearby, went in to relief myself. I was surprised that the toilet is modeled exactly like a home one, very cosy and full of cosmetics/facial cleanser etc. Being a kaypoh guy, I thumb thru the various bottles, wah all branded SK-II/ Chanel/Biotherm/etc. Then something caught my eye under the sink, in a blue pail; some clothings and a pair of G & lacy bra. Hmm… must be Cherie’s , took it up and smelt it……nice perfume smell still linger on the undies!
Suddenly I heard a voice outside calling me, “Hey, are you inside? Mind coming out and let me use it, high tide urgent”.
I opened the toilet door, and what greeted me was two nice bouncy melons. It was covered by her sweater while she was sitting down at her desk, but now was just in front of me, even the nipple head was protruding thru her thin Tees.
My glance must have stayed at the pair of boobies for a long time until Cherie cried out “Hey enough lah, wait for me outside”.
I smiled back at her and said “Pardon me, after you my lady”
Immediately she cried back “Siao Ta por, you think you in England har.”.
That set the tone of our relationship for the rest of the day.
She was definitely a talkative lady who is very open with her words. I learnt later that she was once a fatty at 70kg just two years ago, and when her long time ex-BF dumped her in 2007, she went into a depression and slimmed down to 48kg at one stage, before maintaining her current 55kg figure for the past one year. Why I tell you guys this? Well, that explains where she got her current nice big bouncy boobs, apparently the fats in her breast did not go away after she slimmed down.
After she came out from the toilet,
Cherie “ Hey, please keep your hands off my stuff. Who gave you the rights to busybody! I can easily sue you till your pant drops ok”
Kiss “Oh, a thousand apologies madam. I didn’t meant to, but I accidently knocked one bottle over and had to rearranged it back for you mah.”
Cherie ”Please lah, not only my cosmetics ok.”
Opps….kena caught for rummaging thru her clothings in the pail. I just kept quiet and act blur. To defuse the tense situation, better act blur and go straight to the work portion.
Kiss “Whatever, where are the printers you want to modify?”
Cherie “Come lah, its in this room”.
She led me into another room, full of shelves and racks of documents/files.
To be continued…………..
I wan to be printer man also… i can service many ladies and also err.. ink cartrdiges
TS.. watch out!! u’ll have competition soon
Part3
On a table was three printers that she wanted to modify. After a few minutes inspecting the printers, I quoted her the cost of modification and estimated the savings she could have based on the number of cartridges she claimed she has to change each month.
She was pleasantly surprised by the potential $200 savings
It was already 4pm, and honestly there is no way I can modify the three printers before 5pm where she knocks off for work.
Since it’s a Friday night, I would assumed that she will be going out with boyfriend and surely have plans.
Kiss “Give me two hours to settle your printer. I will be ready by 6pm. What time you knock off har?”
Cherie “Hey, you said its easy, just switch and inject the ink, why two hours?”
Kiss “Hey, your printer model got 6 ink cartridge each, the modification not easy leh. You girls always think things too simple.”
Cherie “Hey in that case forget it, I don’t want it anymore!”
WTF….make me come all the way….dare to say don’t want. No body say NO to Kiss in this world ok. Thinking fast on the feet to die die must secure this job….
Kiss “Although I have said no obligation checking to you on the phone, but you cannot play me out like this leh. Hey if you don’t tell your boss the savings, you can potentially earn $200 more each month leh. Don’t want to earn is it?”
Money talks in this world, No girls can resist $$$$.
Cherie comtemplated for a moment and said “Ok lah, you try to finish it by 5pm, if not come back on Monday again. OK?”
Which guy would resist the opportunity to meet up with this sexy lady again.
No wanting to lose the opportunity, I said “Okie dorky, I try my best to satisfy your wish in anyway.”
Without a clue what will come out of her mouth. She gave me a reply that all guys would only dream of when meeting with a beautiful girl like Cherie.
Cherie “Ok, very simple, if you cannot finish by 6pm, you must treat me to dinner at the nearby Japanese restaurant.”
DID I HEAR WRONGLY? From a girl that I just met one hours earlier on?
Already she is trying to seduce me and con me for a free dinner. I was thinking this lady is surely a player and not as simple as she looks. My heart skipped a beat when I heard such a come on line from her mouth. I mean, its usually the guy who initiate such dinner dates, but this time I am totally taken aback by this interesting girl.
Shit….the modification work I do for her only earned me $50…and yet she wanted me to treat her to Japanese dinner which surely must costs more that my profit. She is very very smart girl indeed.
Being a cheehong guy…….what else you expect me to say. “NO?” No way hosay!
Kiss “Wah, I help you save money and yet you treat a poor boy like this, not fair leh”
Cherie “ Waste time somemore talking, Do it quickly or else I include supper as well.”
Kiss “Ok, I try. This is my line of business. Have to obey what the customer demands. Even if you ask me to eat shit, I also Lan Lan.”
Cherie “Good, boy.”
I proceeded with my work, while she went back to her computer to play FarmTown on her Friendster account.
Actually, I don’t really need 2 hours to modify the printers. Its all my business ploy to make it sound difficult so that customers will think its worth the $$$ for the work done.
Fast hand fast leg, I was able to modify the 3 printers in 1 hour. Could have being faster if I did not keep glancing the Cherie’s side profile and fantasying her enticing breast outline.
She caught me a few times staring at her, and I just winked and smiled at her. She seems to enjoy the attention, or was she happy that she is winning in her Facebook games? Whatever makes her happy.
At 5:15pm,
Cherie got up from her computer desk and came into the printer room.
Cherie “How is the progress? Finished or not? If you stop stealing glances at me, maybe you will finish the work by now.”
Kiss “You so beautiful, how you expect me to concentrate on my work.”
Cherie “Don’t talk rocks lah. Finished it ASAP.”
With that she went out and towards the toilet .
Ok, job almost finished. Only need to prime the ink tubings with the bottled inks and do a few test prints.
Kiss “Hey Cherie, its ready now. Can you send a few test prints to the printers!”
Cherie “What type of documents?”
Kiss “Aiya, your daily documents or e-mails lah”
Cherie “Ok Ok, I send now”
Out came a few test prints. Well well well, this cherie is really careless. She sent some of her private e-mails contents to the printer and I happened to read it. What an interesting girl she was……On purpose or not….my mind is confused right then.
To be continued…….stay tuned…
Part 4
One was a dirty jokes about the longest man on video, and in that e-mail was all the history of her replies with her friends on this topic.
One part of her replies reads “ Wah so long, how I wished my BF one is like that, sure to satisfy me all night long. All my exs are short short man. Ha Ha Ha.”
Another one was about which fruits to eat to last longer on bed.
Her reply was “No use one lah, I can come many times. But my BF can only come once and usually 5mins its over. What I need is a new younger man who can last the whole night to satisfy me!”
Her friend reply was “I don’t know why you still can’t get a decent man. If you are game, I can intro you to my toyboy, he can make me come the whole night!”
Her reply was “You willing to let go of him meh. I will find my own toyboy who can outperform yours ha ha ha. The one we met last week, he is a loser lah, came in 2 minutes when I only use my hand!”
Her friend reply “Yeah loh, nowadays all the men are useless. Talk big, but cannot perform. 2 minutes game over.”
The rest of the documents are some legal documents.
Kiss “Hey Cherie, print some color documents leh. Need to fully test all the colors.”
Cherie “Haiya, I know lah, I am finding some color photos lah”
Out came her Facebook webpage, from the printers in full colors. Manage to see the nick that she used for her account. BINGO.
Kiss “Ok, all the documents come out already. I think the printers are ok. You come and collect the documents to see ok or not.”
I pretended not to read the documents when she came around to collect the print out. Must act like a professional and a gentle man.
She came into the room. I took a second look at her. She has reapplied make-ups and a fresh burst of perfume floated in the air. I wish I can close the room door and rape her there and then! She is trying hard to seduce me man, even her neckline seems to have pulled lower and certainly can see the cleavage! Was I dreaming? The perfume…the suggestive e-mails…..and the way she talks. Should I take a bold step and make contact? Or end there on a professional basis?
Dilemma Dilemma for a horny man…alone in the office with this pretty babe.
Kiss “ That will be a total of $XXX, make a cheque to XXX pte ltd, thanks”
Cherie went to her desk, took out a cheque book, then use the machine to print out the cheque amount. I guess in a law firm, all cheques must be professional issued and printed, not simple handwritten ones.
While she was handing me the cheque, she bursted out laughing.
Cherie “Hey, I very scared of you. You look like a Se Lang ‘Color wolf’”.
I was puzzled at that moment, until she pointed her finger at my face and neck “Go look in the mirror” she said.
I realised that I must have ink all over my face and neck while I was handling the ink bottles.
Kiss “Can I use your bath room, like bathing?”
Cherie “You think here hotel har, I charge you $10 to use.”
Kiss “Don’t like that lah, I still have to treat you to dinner leh. I poor guy, give chance lah.”
Without waiting for her reply, I went into the toilet and proceed with my washing up. As I know the nature of my job, color inks accidents always happen, I have always a fresh set of clothings with me.
After 5mins of cleaning up myself, I came out. And the office lights were already off. WTF man. She locked me inside the office! CCB play me out….nevermind!
I called out for Cherie, and realized she was standing outside the main door waiting for me.
Kiss “Hey, you want to lock me inside over the weekends and kill me is it?”
Cherie “Who ask you to take so long?”
Kiss “ I thought you like long man?”
Cherie “HEY….HEY…..you har….I must complain to your boss to sack you.”
Kiss “Call and complain loh.” Giving her the hack care yah-yah face.
She locked the office and we took the lift down together. Side glancing at her heaving breast and taking deep breath of the overpowering perfume….Felt like raping her in the lift…..paying hard for the lift to breakdown at that moment.
Kiss “So are we going for dinner?”
Cherie “You mad har. You think you got so much charm is it? Wait long long.”
Kiss “Well, suit you. Bye bye”
Off we went on our separate ways after leaving the lift.
To be continues next week……..What will Kiss29 do to get Cherie into bed….will there be more after I left the office…….stay tuned on Monday to the next part.
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Why so long???? Tonight continue can?
I like your direct style bro!!
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Part 4
One was a dirty jokes about the longest man on video, and in that e-mail was all the history of her replies with her friends on this topic.
One part of her replies reads “ Wah so long, how I wished my BF one is like that, sure to satisfy me all night long. All my exs are short short man. Ha Ha Ha.”
Another one was about which fruits to eat to last longer on bed.
Her reply was “No use one lah, I can come many times. But my BF can only come once and usually 5mins its over. What I need is a new younger man who can last the whole night to satisfy me!”
Her friend reply was “I don’t know why you still can’t get a decent man. If you are game, I can intro you to my toyboy, he can make me come the whole night!”
Her reply was “You willing to let go of him meh. I will find my own toyboy who can outperform yours ha ha ha. The one we met last week, he is a loser lah, came in 2 minutes when I only use my hand!”
Her friend reply “Yeah loh, nowadays all the men are useless. Talk big, but cannot perform. 2 minutes game over.”
The rest of the documents are some legal documents.
Kiss “Hey Cherie, print some color documents leh. Need to fully test all the colors.”
Cherie “Haiya, I know lah, I am finding some color photos lah”
Out came her Facebook webpage, from the printers in full colors. Manage to see the nick that she used for her account. BINGO.
Kiss “Ok, all the documents come out already. I think the printers are ok. You come and collect the documents to see ok or not.”
I pretended not to read the documents when she came around to collect the print out. Must act like a professional and a gentle man.
She came into the room. I took a second look at her. She has reapplied make-ups and a fresh burst of perfume floated in the air. I wish I can close the room door and rape her there and then! She is trying hard to seduce me man, even her neckline seems to have pulled lower and certainly can see the cleavage! Was I dreaming? The perfume…the suggestive e-mails…..and the way she talks. Should I take a bold step and make contact? Or end there on a professional basis?
Dilemma Dilemma for a horny man…alone in the office with this pretty babe.
Kiss “ That will be a total of $XXX, make a cheque to XXX pte ltd, thanks”
Cherie went to her desk, took out a cheque book, then use the machine to print out the cheque amount. I guess in a law firm, all cheques must be professional issued and printed, not simple handwritten ones.
While she was handing me the cheque, she bursted out laughing.
Cherie “Hey, I very scared of you. You look like a Se Lang ‘Color wolf’”.
I was puzzled at that moment, until she pointed her finger at my face and neck “Go look in the mirror” she said.
I realised that I must have ink all over my face and neck while I was handling the ink bottles.
Kiss “Can I use your bath room, like bathing?”
Cherie “You think here hotel har, I charge you $10 to use.”
Kiss “Don’t like that lah, I still have to treat you to dinner leh. I poor guy, give chance lah.”
Without waiting for her reply, I went into the toilet and proceed with my washing up. As I know the nature of my job, color inks accidents always happen, I have always a fresh set of clothings with me.
After 5mins of cleaning up myself, I came out. And the office lights were already off. WTF man. She locked me inside the office! CCB play me out….nevermind!
I called out for Cherie, and realized she was standing outside the main door waiting for me.
Kiss “Hey, you want to lock me inside over the weekends and kill me is it?”
Cherie “Who ask you to take so long?”
Kiss “ I thought you like long man?”
Cherie “HEY….HEY…..you har….I must complain to your boss to sack you.”
Kiss “Call and complain loh.” Giving her the hack care yah-yah face.
She locked the office and we took the lift down together. Side glancing at her heaving breast and taking deep breath of the overpowering perfume….Felt like raping her in the lift…..paying hard for the lift to breakdown at that moment.
Kiss “So are we going for dinner?”
Cherie “You mad har. You think you got so much charm is it? Wait long long.”
Kiss “Well, suit you. Bye bye”
Off we went on our separate ways after leaving the lift.
To be continues next week……..What will Kiss29 do to get Cherie into bed….will there be more after I left the office…….stay tuned on Monday to the next part.
Nice story Brother…
my apology..monday was busy with many printers issues…so no time to post.
Here goes the next part.
Part5
I went down to basement to collect my car. Waiting in the and replied a few e-mails and sent a few SMS to my usuall mei-mei, Hoping one will reply and accompany me on a lonely Friday night. Waited for 10mins, all the SMS are negative. Haiz, better luck next time, then I proceeded to drive my car out from the building carpark. Wah, it was raining cats and dogs outside, and how lucky I am to be comfortable and warm in my car.
Droved out from the small lane and into the main road, I spotted Cherie still at the crowded taxi stand shelter area. Should I pick her up or drive pass and act blur?
Haiz….since all my other mei-meis were not free that night….last chance was Cherie liao.
I drove into the taxi bay. Stopped at the kerb at the front bay. Cherie was at the back of the queue, she must not have spotted me in the car. Not wanting to horn and attract everyone. I took out my phone and redial the number that she called me earlier in the day.
Kiss “Hello, Cherie, I hope you are safe and sound on your way home now.”
Cherie “Oh yes, I am now in my BF’s BMW going for my Japanese dinner. Unlike someone who has promised to treat me and yet never gentleman enough to invite me just now.”
Kiss “Oh, really. You must be dreaming of sitting comfortably in the black color 5-series that is parked in the taxi stand where you are waiting right? Dream on baby.”
Cherie “Hey, where are you? How you see me at the taxi stand never offer me a ride.”
Kiss “Well, where is you BF? I scared kena beaten up by him if he sees you in another man car.”
Cherie “If you are gentleman, turn back and pick me up for dinner.”
From the way she talks….at that moment, I know she was desperate and most importantly a USER. A girl that makes use of guys for her convenience and wimps and fancy.
So deep down, I know If I play my card well, Cherie can be my part time S3x buddy for sure.
Kiss “Why don’t you walk up to the front of the queue and get into that BMW?”
Cherie “You driving 5-series? Your boss give you so nice company car har. Don’t bullshit me lah. I will wait for my taxi.”
Kiss “Hey, I horn two times. If you don’t come, I really drive off hor”. With that I give two toot of my horns.
From the rearview mirror, I can see that Cherie stretched out her neck towards my car and still could not believe a re-inker salesman can drive a nice car.
Kiss “I count to three, your choice.”, I call out on the handphone, counting down….three….two…..one….gone!
I can see that Cherie stepped out from the queue and moved towards my car. When she was at the front door, she bended down to take a peek to confirmed that its me. I bekon her to come in. There is no full shelter at that taxi stand, so she would get wet when she opened the door to enter my car. If I were to be a gentleman, I would have carried an umbrella to pick her. But DeAngelo has taught me NEVER given in to a nice to a lady on the first date. One must make a lasting impact for the girl to remember her first date/contact with you.
Still on the phone, I gave one final chance to her “Come in, open the door yourself and come in quick, or I will drive off.”
I can sense her hesitation, due to the super heavy rain, which would certainly drench her hair, clothings and shoes.
Kiss “Come in lah, don’t expect me to carry an umbrella to you hor, I am not your BF or hubby yet hor.”
Cherie “You just remember today, I will exact my revenge next time.”
She skipped from the kerb down, and opened my door and leaped inside the front seat. She slammed the door shut like a mad woman.
Kiss “Hey, relax, no need to take it out on my door.”
Cherie “Outside raining, I am just closing the door quickly. Wrong is it?”
Score 1 for me. Getting a lady all wet in my car….woo hoo priceless!
Thanks for the support and envcouragement……my aim is to document my sexcapades for my memories. Hope it will remain in sammyboy database for a long time to come…..who knows….20 years later……I might revisit sammyboy and re-read my memoriess.
Ok…I plan to release the part 6 and 7 in the afternoon….and the remaining 3parts daily…so it will finish by Friday.
Sorry to the ’long’ delay and tease with the way I release my story.
The reason is that actually whenever I plan to release the story, I will surely find some spelling errors and also need to rewrite some sentences to make it sound nicer.