Bernice - Housing Agent


    Chapter #71

    Busy as bee… but cannot forget my readers!

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    It was Bernice, she was leaning forward and excited to see me. To get my attention she knocked on my window. What caught my attention wasn’t just her knocking.

    Inevitably, at her bending forward, her blouse (I think it was button blouse, I can’t remember for sure) pulled down and I saw something jiggling.

    Something jiggled in my groin too at that moment.

    Light pink cups, and best.. half cups. My favourite type of bra. Not a boring beige or ah ma type of bra. What shook me was the way it jiggled, definitely a full cup size. I remember how her flesh swung left and right.

    Being a gentleman means I don’t really get to see such things much and of course it was astonishing to outrage a woman’s modesty like this.

    Got out of the car and Bernice walked over to my side.

    B(ernice): Good afternoon gog!

    gog: Go..ood afternoon.

    B: How are you?

    gog: Mmm okay, hope to see the houses I like today.

    B: I added 2 more in the list so make it 5 viewings. Hope can find one you like.

    Bernice started to introduce the area to me, told me how good the place is, what I can find around the area.

    My concerns were different, for start this carpark is mostly open air with a short 2-3 storey MSCP which means it would be extremely crowded and also, it’s not exactly near the block I’m at.

    Would hate to walk in the rain or brolly to the MSCP and I’m not keen to park open air carparks.

    Went up and reach a corner unit. 4 rooms. Greeted by the agent of the seller, said hi to the old couple sitting around and brought me to view the house.

    The usual reasons are given for selling:

    ‘Kids grown up’

    ‘Downsizing ‘cos kids moved out’

    ‘Bought new BTO in seng kang’

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    Chapter #72

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    CommonFolk

    Please write more updates.

    Coming bro, it’s written beforehand, I just make sure write enough ahead so that I got something to post everyday else people will knn me again. Shall not name those!!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Ingenious

    Thank you for sharing update.

    Welcome bro, my boring life story only, spiced up with words. Still a long way to go. Suspect might exceed 40pages.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    junior_cannibal

    Hope to see the houses I like today..

    Ya sure, it’s more like hope to see more of your half Cup or better still, nip slip and more..

    Eh kns, can don’t like that view me or not. I’m gentleman leh, you like that say me makes me very sad. Why you all think of me as some tiko pek or what?? I’m not like that one la

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JiByeAss

    Like your writing style, support!

    Thanks bro, lengthy. The bits are still far… reaching in a week or so.

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    Chapter #73

    Quick one… and I’m out of the house.

    See if can add on later.

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    First few units were around the vicinity, I particularly liked the second unit (actually one of it, but I cannot remember which one, so I’m just using ‘second’ unit, I don’t have THAT good a memory).

    One of it was nearby a school, erm, ding-dong-bell… no thanks. I guess once I blacklist the area, I’m not that keen in the houses nearby anymore.

    Got out of the last viewing and Bernice took out her phone to make a call.

    B(ernice): Sorry just give me a while, I’ll call a cab to go to the next location.

    gog: Huh? I’ll just drive, let’s go.

    B: Wai..!

    gog: What?

    B: Erm…

    Bernice looked very apologetic but didn’t say anymore and followed me to the car.

    Getting into the car, Bernice buckled up and kept looking down instead. Not sure if she’s alright, I simply probed and asked.

    gog: You okay? Something wrong?

    I still remmeber this dialog between us.

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    Chapter #74

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    CommonFolk

    Please write more updates.

    Coming bro, it’s written beforehand, I just make sure write enough ahead so that I got something to post everyday else people will knn me again. Shall not name those!!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    Ingenious

    Thank you for sharing update.

    Welcome bro, my boring life story only, spiced up with words. Still a long way to go. Suspect might exceed 40pages.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    junior_cannibal

    Hope to see the houses I like today..

    Ya sure, it’s more like hope to see more of your half Cup or better still, nip slip and more..

    Eh kns, can don’t like that view me or not. I’m gentleman leh, you like that say me makes me very sad. Why you all think of me as some tiko pek or what?? I’m not like that one la

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JiByeAss

    Like your writing style, support!

    Thanks bro, lengthy. The bits are still far… reaching in a week or so.

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    Chapter #75

    Quick one… and I’m out of the house.

    See if can add on later.

    ————

    First few units were around the vicinity, I particularly liked the second unit (actually one of it, but I cannot remember which one, so I’m just using ‘second’ unit, I don’t have THAT good a memory).

    One of it was nearby a school, erm, ding-dong-bell… no thanks. I guess once I blacklist the area, I’m not that keen in the houses nearby anymore.

    Got out of the last viewing and Bernice took out her phone to make a call.

    B(ernice): Sorry just give me a while, I’ll call a cab to go to the next location.

    gog: Huh? I’ll just drive, let’s go.

    B: Wai..!

    gog: What?

    B: Erm…

    Bernice looked very apologetic but didn’t say anymore and followed me to the car.

    Getting into the car, Bernice buckled up and kept looking down instead. Not sure if she’s alright, I simply probed and asked.

    gog: You okay? Something wrong?

    I still remmeber this dialog between us.

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    Chapter #76

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    junior_cannibal

    Aiyo, why you so sensitive, CCB Gog? Where for accusing you for being a tiko pey?

    If a man is not tiko, then he’s likely gay or impotent? Are you one of these? I bet not, otherwise, where got so many tiko stories of yours? Oops, I mean nice stories… ����

    KNS. Suan me again. I’m decent hor… I’m very gentleman.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    LGStar

    Maybe she’s looking at little gog?

    I wish… she’s pai seh la… not having a car.

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    Chapter #77

    Good morning! Car wash completed time to post updates!

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    B(ernice): I’m the agent, I shouldn’t be asking customers to drive me around, feel bad you have to drive me.

    gog: Don’t be silly la, got car don’t use, then I buy for what? Next time you get a car, you fetch me around la.

    Most girls would say things like “I’ll buy you a meal” or “I’ll treat you to a drink later” but I remember Bernice sat there head tilted down slightly and she smiled gently to herself.

    For some reason, I cannot get her smile out of my head. The way her mouth curved upwards to her ears after I told her it’s alright that I drive.

    Her hands nervously by her knees rubbing each other. She was uncomfortable but I didn’t bother much.

    Viewed the last two, I think it was the last unit. I was quite impressed by the location. Near coffeeshop, market, amentias like 7-11, bus stop, clinics, etc are very accessible with sheltered walkways and travelling time.

    There were another couple viewing the house at the same time, however, they left earlier citing they will think about it.

    B: I’ll arrange more for you and shortlist the ones that meet your criteria.

    Bernice was busy sorting her stack of folders and papers while talking to me.

    gog: I’ll go for this one.

    Bernice immediately stopped with her fiddling of papers and looked at me. Blinking her eyes, her mouth opened slightly but she said nothing.

    I waved my hand infront of her and spoke again.

    gog: You okay?

    B: This … one?

    gog: Yeah, I like this one. Looks okay. Proceed lor.

    B: Er.. I.. but.. erm…

    I wasn’t expecting her response to be so shocked. Oh yeah, her first closure.

    gog: Yeah. What’s next?

    B: Wai..t Wait.

    Bernice went to make some calls, I presume to her manager or something to seek advice or what.

    She hung up the phone and finally came to talk to me.

    B: I’ll go talk to the agent then I come back to you later?

    gog: Okay, then I go off first?

    B: Okay!

    I went, I saw, I liked, I buy. That was it. I never expected things to be so smooth. Went off to dinner, slept. Really didn’t overthink anything I also didn’t expect an immediate response or follow up from Bernice the same day.

    I mean at least not for a few days right?

    *DING* my phone rang at 3am+. I subconsciously knew the phone rang but I didn’t pick it up. La la land and a warm cozy bed is too inviting.

    Finally woke up on Sunday morning, saw the message.

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    Chapter #78

    Wah… rare… so peaceful and quiet… LOL

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    B(ernice): Hi! The seller is offering at $XXX with $xxK COV. I think it is good to go. Can we meet later to discuss further? I have church in the morning, I can meet you late noon at J8 or at your place.

    gog: A bit too ex, can go lower I believe. Talk later, let me know what time to meet.

    Didn’t get anymore replies from Bernice, I guess she’s busy in church and so I headed off to mine.

    About 1+, *DING*, finally. A reply. I’m not really excited or anxious to close the deal since I don’t really need the house but still just want to get a good deal.

    B: Are you free at 7pm? I buy you dinner and we discuss?

    Wah, haven’t close deal want to spend $ on me liao.

    gog: Sounds good. I’ll see you later at 7. Do you need me to pick you up from your place?

    B: It’s fine, I’ll be around Bishan, I’ll just head over.

    Forgot what I did between then to 7, but definitely not sitting on the bed rubbing away. Got up and drove over to J8.

    Stood around the MRT area and waited, didn’t see anybody but I did notice a lady in white blouse and red, short skirt walking towards me. Kind of sexy, I love how the white blouse accentuates the red skirt below.

    Was trying to peek at the blouse, see if I can make out the bra shape and design when I noticed the lady waving at me.

    Erh….. is that….

    Oh fuck, I just tiko’d Bernice without realising. What is wrong with me? Luckily I wasn’t staring so obviously. Apparently, my radar still working quite well despite me swearing to stay off women.

    Bernice hastened her steps towards me, from my eye point, I can see some movement on the chest as she walked. Sometimes, it just takes a simple thing like this to get you attention and start to think about the girl you have known for a while.

    Alicia

    was like that, her chiffon blouse, the attraction just came suddenly during a certain action like dabbing her blouse with tissue, and the cuteness just overcomes all sense.

    I’m starting to see Bernice in a different light now. Part of me wants to know what she’s wearing below and how it looks like. Though I doubt I would get to see it of course. Not all ladies are that easy, despite my stories revolves around married ladies, but it’s a small percentage compared with the whole married population of Singapore.

    Each step Bernice took, my heart went faster as I observed her body swaying and carrying a small file/folder, covering one side of her blouse. Fuck, I wished I was the folder right now, covering and rubbing myself against one of her breasts.

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    Chapter #79

    Good morning! Car wash completed time to post updates!

    -——————

    B(ernice): I’m the agent, I shouldn’t be asking customers to drive me around, feel bad you have to drive me.

    gog: Don’t be silly la, got car don’t use, then I buy for what? Next time you get a car, you fetch me around la.

    Most girls would say things like “I’ll buy you a meal” or “I’ll treat you to a drink later” but I remember Bernice sat there head tilted down slightly and she smiled gently to herself.

    For some reason, I cannot get her smile out of my head. The way her mouth curved upwards to her ears after I told her it’s alright that I drive.

    Her hands nervously by her knees rubbing each other. She was uncomfortable but I didn’t bother much.

    Viewed the last two, I think it was the last unit. I was quite impressed by the location. Near coffeeshop, market, amentias like 7-11, bus stop, clinics, etc are very accessible with sheltered walkways and travelling time.

    There were another couple viewing the house at the same time, however, they left earlier citing they will think about it.

    B: I’ll arrange more for you and shortlist the ones that meet your criteria.

    Bernice was busy sorting her stack of folders and papers while talking to me.

    gog: I’ll go for this one.

    Bernice immediately stopped with her fiddling of papers and looked at me. Blinking her eyes, her mouth opened slightly but she said nothing.

    I waved my hand infront of her and spoke again.

    gog: You okay?

    B: This … one?

    gog: Yeah, I like this one. Looks okay. Proceed lor.

    B: Er.. I.. but.. erm…

    I wasn’t expecting her response to be so shocked. Oh yeah, her first closure.

    gog: Yeah. What’s next?

    B: Wai..t Wait.

    Bernice went to make some calls, I presume to her manager or something to seek advice or what.

    She hung up the phone and finally came to talk to me.

    B: I’ll go talk to the agent then I come back to you later?

    gog: Okay, then I go off first?

    B: Okay!

    I went, I saw, I liked, I buy. That was it. I never expected things to be so smooth. Went off to dinner, slept. Really didn’t overthink anything I also didn’t expect an immediate response or follow up from Bernice the same day.

    I mean at least not for a few days right?

    *DING* my phone rang at 3am+. I subconsciously knew the phone rang but I didn’t pick it up. La la land and a warm cozy bed is too inviting.

    Finally woke up on Sunday morning, saw the message.

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    Chapter #80

    Wah… rare… so peaceful and quiet… LOL

    -——-

    B(ernice): Hi! The seller is offering at $XXX with $xxK COV. I think it is good to go. Can we meet later to discuss further? I have church in the morning, I can meet you late noon at J8 or at your place.

    gog: A bit too ex, can go lower I believe. Talk later, let me know what time to meet.

    Didn’t get anymore replies from Bernice, I guess she’s busy in church and so I headed off to mine.

    About 1+, *DING*, finally. A reply. I’m not really excited or anxious to close the deal since I don’t really need the house but still just want to get a good deal.

    B: Are you free at 7pm? I buy you dinner and we discuss?

    Wah, haven’t close deal want to spend $ on me liao.

    gog: Sounds good. I’ll see you later at 7. Do you need me to pick you up from your place?

    B: It’s fine, I’ll be around Bishan, I’ll just head over.

    Forgot what I did between then to 7, but definitely not sitting on the bed rubbing away. Got up and drove over to J8.

    Stood around the MRT area and waited, didn’t see anybody but I did notice a lady in white blouse and red, short skirt walking towards me. Kind of sexy, I love how the white blouse accentuates the red skirt below.

    Was trying to peek at the blouse, see if I can make out the bra shape and design when I noticed the lady waving at me.

    Erh….. is that….

    Oh fuck, I just tiko’d Bernice without realising. What is wrong with me? Luckily I wasn’t staring so obviously. Apparently, my radar still working quite well despite me swearing to stay off women.

    Bernice hastened her steps towards me, from my eye point, I can see some movement on the chest as she walked. Sometimes, it just takes a simple thing like this to get you attention and start to think about the girl you have known for a while.

    Alicia

    was like that, her chiffon blouse, the attraction just came suddenly during a certain action like dabbing her blouse with tissue, and the cuteness just overcomes all sense.

    I’m starting to see Bernice in a different light now. Part of me wants to know what she’s wearing below and how it looks like. Though I doubt I would get to see it of course. Not all ladies are that easy, despite my stories revolves around married ladies, but it’s a small percentage compared with the whole married population of Singapore.

    Each step Bernice took, my heart went faster as I observed her body swaying and carrying a small file/folder, covering one side of her blouse. Fuck, I wished I was the folder right now, covering and rubbing myself against one of her breasts.

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