Sorry folks. Still recovering. Hope to wake up better later and get to writing.
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B(ernice): Hope you are fine with latte.
I usually do not accept such gestures before the deal is closed as I don’t want to leech off agents (insurance, housing etc). I guess to them, such treats are part of their services to start something with customers.
Taking the latte, I stirred gently and then took a quick sip. Bernice took lead in the conversation.
B: What sort of HDB are you keen? Who will be staying with you? Wife and kids?
gog: Eh, if I’m married, I would have brought my wife, right?
B: Oh.
It was awkward. Silence.
gog: It’s a joke, I’m not married.
B: Ah!
Bernice laughed a bit at the silliness.
gog: Take it easy, I’m easy going, much of a joker. Don’t take me too seriously.
B: Got it, just want to make sure I get your information correct and find you the right house.
Not sure why, but I asked her suddenly.
Good day all, still feeling like shit.
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gog: How many have you closed so far?
B(ernice): Erm…
Uh-oh…
B: I just started last month, so…erm… but I promise, I’ll do my best if you give me a chance.
FML. A newbie. I had half a heart to just end it and go off. I felt she lacked experience and would likely not be suitable.
A server walked over with two plates of food and placed them down. A pizza and sandwiches.
B: I thought you might be hungry as you haven’t had dinner.
Thoughtful, and she’ s right. I kind of let my stomach take over my head and decided to hear Bernice out.
B: Can I know where you intend to purchase?
gog: I would prefer somewhere like XXX, XXX or XXX.
B: You want high or lower floors?
I was busy chewing onto the pizza when she asked and got me deep into thoughts. Which one is ideal, I would prefer higher but if the lift breaks, then I’ll have to climb a lot. If too low, pedestrians, cars, coffeeshops would make it noisy.
Sorry folks. Still recovering. Hope to wake up better later and get to writing.
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B(ernice): Hope you are fine with latte.
I usually do not accept such gestures before the deal is closed as I don’t want to leech off agents (insurance, housing etc). I guess to them, such treats are part of their services to start something with customers.
Taking the latte, I stirred gently and then took a quick sip. Bernice took lead in the conversation.
B: What sort of HDB are you keen? Who will be staying with you? Wife and kids?
gog: Eh, if I’m married, I would have brought my wife, right?
B: Oh.
It was awkward. Silence.
gog: It’s a joke, I’m not married.
B: Ah!
Bernice laughed a bit at the silliness.
gog: Take it easy, I’m easy going, much of a joker. Don’t take me too seriously.
B: Got it, just want to make sure I get your information correct and find you the right house.
Not sure why, but I asked her suddenly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Camper reporting.
GGNBCCB Gog, you resurfaced leh.
Good, take your time while I massage mine so that they won’t be blue.
Cb. U come in only must say me everytime. I’m gentleman ok. I got announce I’m back. Hahaha. It’s you never notice.
Happy blue, still a fair while given this is the start only. Still quite far.
Good morning all, no fun being sick and still need to work, pity MCs don’t last for 2-3 weeks!
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gog: I’ll prefer high, but maybe not too high? Say, x to y levels. Too low noisy.
Bernice continued asking and probing, near food, or MRT, need to be near school for future kids (HAHAHAHA).
gog: Yourself? What do you think?
B(ernice): If near school would be good for my kids, they don’t have to wake up early and travel.
gog: Won’t the school bells and morning assembly be disturbing?
Bernice looks like she got caught and tried to defend her options.
B: It won’t be if you’re out at work ma.
I can see she’s really new at this, I began to doubt my choice in choosing her for house shopping.
Hungrily, I took up a sandwich and chewed while Bernice scribbled notes, she hardly touched the food.
gog: Hey, eat something. Don’t talk and write only. Eat first.
B: Huh, oh… ok.
She took a sandwich and nibbled slowly.
gog: Why did you join property line?
B: …
She looked perturbed and at a loss. I probably shouldn’t have asked.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Camper reporting.
GGNBCCB Gog, you resurfaced leh.
Good, take your time while I massage mine so that they won’t be blue.
Cb. U come in only must say me everytime. I’m gentleman ok. I got announce I’m back. Hahaha. It’s you never notice.
Happy blue, still a fair while given this is the start only. Still quite far.
Good morning all, no fun being sick and still need to work, pity MCs don’t last for 2-3 weeks!
—————
gog: I’ll prefer high, but maybe not too high? Say, x to y levels. Too low noisy.
Bernice continued asking and probing, near food, or MRT, need to be near school for future kids (HAHAHAHA).
gog: Yourself? What do you think?
B(ernice): If near school would be good for my kids, they don’t have to wake up early and travel.
gog: Won’t the school bells and morning assembly be disturbing?
Bernice looks like she got caught and tried to defend her options.
B: It won’t be if you’re out at work ma.
I can see she’s really new at this, I began to doubt my choice in choosing her for house shopping.
Hungrily, I took up a sandwich and chewed while Bernice scribbled notes, she hardly touched the food.
gog: Hey, eat something. Don’t talk and write only. Eat first.
B: Huh, oh… ok.
She took a sandwich and nibbled slowly.
gog: Why did you join property line?
B: …
She looked perturbed and at a loss. I probably shouldn’t have asked.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
duetz
You ah, tekan newbies only hahahaahaaa
I where got… I am so nice, so gentleman… hahahahah do read the disclaimer on page1… LOL!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
You don’t pretend pretend hor, you know you like to be gan lah.
GGNBCCB, I will be patiently waiting for you to slow stew your housing agent, we’ll trained by you leh, the balls never turn blue again.
I not like that one hor… I am gentleman where like that one, I never stew her la… I’m gentleman, please repeat AFTER me… Gog is gentleman.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Freakz
Hahahaha.. KNNBCCB GOG Not fair. Shoo me away but bro cannibal gan you then never shoo him away.. You really kiam gan 1. I’m sure all those kena train by you sure won’t get blue balls de… High five bro cannibal. This gentle man GOG need us to be around to gan him or else wait his whole body not shiok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SHOO WHY YOU STILL HERE. You are not welcome so different treatment. So shooooooooooooo!!! I don’t have a bro that always kan me one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Spot on, bro.
In fact, I bet this CB Gog loves SM. If his FB can whip him hard, chain him up with dog collars and ride him around, he will shiok shiok go Jurong.
Why you all like that say me
I very sad I’m so gentleman and nice.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
timeliness
Hahaha if this were the typical rich bro here, he might have offered to be a SD to tide her over..
But its gog we’re talking about so just see how he ended up fucking another married woman hahaha
Haha… you know how expensive it is to be a SD? It’s not for the average guy, not even me.
Why you all so dirty minded, I got say I fucked Bernice meh, this is just a story nia, I never, ANYWHERE said i fucked her leh.
You all read and read never realise it’s not going anywhere?? This is the ultimate BLUE leh.
Suddenly here so active, kns… once my trail is discovered, all come liao.
-——————-
gog: How many have you closed so far?
B(ernice): Erm…
Uh-oh…
B: I just started last month, so…erm… but I promise, I’ll do my best if you give me a chance.
FML. A newbie. I had half a heart to just end it and go off. I felt she lacked experience and would likely not be suitable.
A server walked over with two plates of food and placed them down. A pizza and sandwiches.
B: I thought you might be hungry as you haven’t had dinner.
Thoughtful, and she’ s right. I kind of let my stomach take over my head and decided to hear Bernice out.
B: Can I know where you intend to purchase?
gog: I would prefer somewhere like XXX, XXX or XXX.
B: You want high or lower floors?
I was busy chewing onto the pizza when she asked and got me deep into thoughts. Which one is ideal, I would prefer higher but if the lift breaks, then I’ll have to climb a lot. If too low, pedestrians, cars, coffeeshops would make it noisy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
duetz
You ah, tekan newbies only hahahaahaaa
I where got… I am so nice, so gentleman… hahahahah do read the disclaimer on page1… LOL!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
You don’t pretend pretend hor, you know you like to be gan lah.
GGNBCCB, I will be patiently waiting for you to slow stew your housing agent, we’ll trained by you leh, the balls never turn blue again.
I not like that one hor… I am gentleman where like that one, I never stew her la… I’m gentleman, please repeat AFTER me… Gog is gentleman.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Freakz
Hahahaha.. KNNBCCB GOG Not fair. Shoo me away but bro cannibal gan you then never shoo him away.. You really kiam gan 1. I’m sure all those kena train by you sure won’t get blue balls de… High five bro cannibal. This gentle man GOG need us to be around to gan him or else wait his whole body not shiok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SHOO WHY YOU STILL HERE. You are not welcome so different treatment. So shooooooooooooo!!! I don’t have a bro that always kan me one.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Spot on, bro.
In fact, I bet this CB Gog loves SM. If his FB can whip him hard, chain him up with dog collars and ride him around, he will shiok shiok go Jurong.
Why you all like that say me
I very sad I’m so gentleman and nice.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
timeliness
Hahaha if this were the typical rich bro here, he might have offered to be a SD to tide her over..
But its gog we’re talking about so just see how he ended up fucking another married woman hahaha
Haha… you know how expensive it is to be a SD? It’s not for the average guy, not even me.
Why you all so dirty minded, I got say I fucked Bernice meh, this is just a story nia, I never, ANYWHERE said i fucked her leh.
You all read and read never realise it’s not going anywhere?? This is the ultimate BLUE leh.