Dummy's guide to maid-hunting.


    Chapter #11

    I’ve read that these are the locations suitable for maid-hunting, however it has become too much of a norm and the maid would obviously put up her guard by now, due to the notoriety of such places, credited to our predecessors. Then again, maybe they go to such places in order to be upped? Who knows.

    Places normally recommended (all on the weekend):

    1. Lucky Plaza

    2. City Plaza

    3. Esplanade Promenade

    4. Botanic Gardens

    5. At the busstop when she is waiting for the bus.

    Recommended situation:

    When she is waiting for her friends, waiting is a boring thing, so u must seize such an opportunity.

    Of course, u must check first that she’s not waitin for her ‘abang’. Suddenly, u kena beaten, jia lat.

    Maid no. 2:

    Indon maid, milf wearin’ tudung. First time, I saw her, notice her ample ass. It was at the voiddeck, tuesday afternoon, and she was waiting for the schoolbus when her child returns. What caught me was her oh-so-sexy voice, my didi immediately mari kita and I approached and asked her whether it’s ok for me to disturb her. Seriously, I asked then and she said, ‘Boleh’. Woah! Exchanged numbers and that very evening she sms-ed me to buy her top-up card. (I cud top up use atm but I refrain from doin’ so. Given once, she will ask for more top-ups again and again.) So, I bought and went below her kitchen, she on 2nd level. Stupid2 I threw the card into the neighbour’s house. Ouch, I’m pretty sure she was dissapointed after I told her that. Next day, started to sms her, and flirt. Was lyk, ‘U can call me abang ok, sayang?’ She started callin me darling and I was lyk bleargh. But play along.

    Fast forward all the boring smses to Sunday morning. ‘Sorie, sayang. Today I cannot have off-day.’ WTF! I was quite angry since I was oredy anticipating her. She sensed I was angry and decided to meet me twice at the nearest mall. So, 1st meet, at the staircase, she took off her tudung and immediately lyk peck on my cheek. Instinctively, I turned my cheek and caught her lips. We started kissing, I groped her B-cup breasts. Done. We left. 6 hours later, we met. Did more, I managed to pull her shirt up, suckled her tits and she kept sayin ‘Want to makan. Want to makan.’ I thot wat, she reallie want to have lunch. Suddenly, she lyk brushed her hands past my dick while tryin to get her tudung from my hold.

    Oh! Then I realized what she meant. ‘U want, sayang. Jus take lah’ She immediately put her hands in my short and began strokin me. I didn’t expect that, sorta jumped up and faced her. Unfortunately (fortunately), my didi was lyk standing facing her, exposed. Shocked when she began to give me a bj. Up and down she went. Her mouth sorta chewin on me, nice sensual feeling. Apparently, she is experienced and, after 5 minutes, I cudn’t hold it and cummed all over. Done, we left.

    3 days later, met her for 5 minutes. She attempted to give me a quick bj and hj to no avail. I pretended that my dick was hurtin from the non-eruption to force her to stay longer. But she had to go, she sms-ed me later and promised that she will help make me mostly satisfied the next time we meet. And that’s lyk today in a few hours. Her offday!

    FR when I get back home, bros! On and maybe double FR, meeting the Pinoy one after the Indon. So, up me!

    p.s. lucky the 3rd maid doesn’t get offday. If not, I die sia.

    Post #18
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    Chapter #12

    Honey, I’m home!

    So, met her at 9+ this morning and straight go to ECP. So damn bloody hot, we did a lot of walking. Reallie no mood to do stuff later. So, I set up my tent and we entered. Do a bit only, like take out her breasts and she said, ’no, not here. too open!’ WTF, now den u say. But then she say, ‘I want to go hotel’. WTF again, now den u say! So, I pretend angry, then apologetically, she began to massage my rod, my head sticking out of the tent opening as lookout just to make her feel secured. After a few strokes, we left and made our way to Geylang. (That’s the nearest place I knoe, if only I had wireless I wud have checked here) Went to the hotel, book 1 hour and we jus lay down, it was so hot outside. Rested for a while.

    I took her shirt off, and she took my short off. Initially, it was just stroking but the funny shit happens. She didn’t want me to touch her below. WTH. She gave me a nice BBBJ, and suddenly I ask her to sit on me. Her breasts hangin out, I kneaded them and she guided my didi on her. Ouch, it was painful for her and for me. She was too tight! The 1st one, I cummed lyk damn fast. Embarassing. We jus lie down, then she continued stroking me.

    2nd round was a few minutes later. This, I lasted for some time. Did her doggie style, then spooned her. Then she rode me reverse cowgirl. Nice as hell. She was like already complaining, pain, pain, pain. But she still continue to hump me, I cud feel her quiver and her vagina sorta convulsed, syiok!.

    Eventually, we turned over, and I did her missionary style. Then, as I felt like abt to cum, I taught her how to do boobj. Wow, I was like syiok as hell and cummed all over. Back to resting, and stroking.

    3rd and last round, all within 1 hour. I was already gettin tired. Followed her to the toilet to have a quick shower. Apparently, my didi erected and she bbbj me lyk when I was tryin to wash myself. Hj, hj. And I refuse to cum. Suddenly, she ask me to do her again, on the bathtub. So, I did, and I waas shocked when my dick felt that her down-below was damn hot. Oh yarh, by now it was really like lubricated and after a few thrusts, we cummed on each other and I had my first real orgasm, until now, my head still lyk blank after that.

    All in all, she was too tight for me (she’s lyk 30+, wth), quite painful for both of us. We cleaned up and left for City Plaza, there I saw all the pretty Indons and my mind suddenly blanked off. What am I doin’ with her when I cud be doin with them?! Shit. So, I made up and excuse to her and left. Also, I was so tired and dizzy after the experience.

    p.s. My first orgasm, until now I didn’t know guys cud have one too. Sialah, my knees like unbuckled and my didi quivering lyk mad.

    Post #21
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    Chapter #13

    maybe. true, it was super intense then.

    Btw, I make it a point not to follow a maid into the lift. It scares them and makes them more uncomfortable.

    Post #28
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    Chapter #14

    Yarh. I got this maid, doesn’t want to do blowjob on me. But willing to have sex. She’s quite plump, but huge nips and nice teeth. Seriously. At first I tried to have her do bj on me, but then she sorta stopped and spit, so I said ‘it’s ok’. Besides, I was kinda disgusted.

    However, she went straight to stroke my staff and I almost doggie her at the HDB staircase if it wasn’t for the lift maintenance guy. Lol, my dick was hanging out lah when he passed by. So, we decided to leave, in the lift I jus sorta play with her boobs and she played with my dick. Syiok as hell.

    The other indon maid that I recently bonked. Now, she’s one cock-hungry person. But too bad, she’s not as pretty as the other indon maids. Not ugly as well though. But she was jus too tight, her pussy. But she seriously like to suck me. Like even when I jus stand up to adjust myself or go to toilet, her mouth always lyk can’t get enuff of me.

    Post #50
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    Chapter #15

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    brooster

    hmm..will maid threaten u after sex? like accuse that u rape her and demand money?

    which is why amateur pornography (3gp) is on the rise as well. Besides serving to please the other bros, it oso shows that there was consensual sex. Cover your back.

    Guide to taking cover, never reveal;

    1. ur real name to her

    2. ur real home address

    3. ur real occupation

    4. ur real age

    5. then, if possible always have a video recorder handy

    6. always use a condom

    Post #51
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    Chapter #16

    well, jus chat her up. Maybe u shud try the ‘are u lonely card’ eventuallie if u see that she is gettin comfy wit u.

    Oh yarh, if she start askin for top up or money, pull the plug immediately. Or try to make her not dependent on ya. Cos once they get dependent on u as ATM, lyk wat the other bro said, it’s hard to part ways and u may even get into trouble.

    U are askin us how to up her, try readin the first page of this forum first.

    Post #59
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    Chapter #17

    lol, yeah, sumtimes u can satisfy ur milf fetish with maid too. I, bonked 3 birds with one crow. Hehe. Milf, maid and tudung. Nice.

    Ok, for housewife, singaporean. It’s gonna be quite hard. It’s usually easier if you’re a younger man, I think.

    Oh and yarh, to the bros whu asked me for the maids’ numbers. Well, as much as I would like to share, I will not freely release their numbers. Won’t want them to get harassed and later domino-effect come to me.

    Post #63
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    Chapter #18

    last minute cancel? Hmm.. That’s new. Someone should try it. As for me…

    KNN, I lost a young pinoy’s number after accidentally delete. Damn suey.

    Post #110
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    Chapter #19

    apparently a lot of ppl interested with maids eh. Well, if u have any spare maid contacts feel free to share eh.

    Post #129
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    Chapter #20

    and here I am, brudders!

    For a few mths now, I’ve been rather inactive in this scene. Glad to know that I have kindled a lot of interests. Keep the the flame alive, men!

    Btw, my spirit has lifted again since last week when I received a call from a pinoy maid. Apparently, her fred whom I had approached once and voiced out my horny intention has passed my number to her. Apparently, this pinoy maid is lookin for a bf. And so I met her. She is a milf (30+), nice boobs and loves kissing. However, she has no time but has promised to go out with me on her day off. Talk abt luck, bro kengarou.

    Post #229
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