Good saturday, great sunny day, washed the car, met up with some friends at the MSCP chatted a bit, got attacked by my friend’s dog, and here I am!
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gog: I already told you to hold it properly, was it that difficult?
M(ilton): Chill bro. I-
A(licia): I did, but the way you drive is so reckless what you want me to do?
gog: IT WASN’T ME-
A: YA YA IT WAS NEVER YOU, YOU WEREN’T THE ONE THAT GO LASUP (dirty) KTV AND OPEN DOOR HIT ME!!
I was dumbfounded. Now I know where the unhappiness stemmed from. Roughly, I recalled the incident few years ago. I looked at Milton.
M: Please Alicia, you must have seen wrongly, it’s not gog la!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, he’s your best buddy so he doesn’t go KTV! Only you trust him!
Alicia got out of the car and slammed the door and walked off.
M: Sorry bro, I’ll pay for the cleaning, send me the bill, I go after her first.
I don’t know what to do, and I was there angry and frustrated at the same time. My car is messed up, and deep cleaning is required. At the same time, Alicia’s words rang a bell back to the time when I do remember the incident. Fuck, no wonder she has been giving me that cold look all the while. She mistook me holding the girl and going to hotel. I’m a gentleman, definitely she misunderstood me.
Really sian. Went home moody and the car smelled like orange juice. Pissed to the max.
Sent the car for cleaning, had to remove the leather, clean the foam, remove the seats, remove the base carpeting. The groomer showed me the orange juice seeped all the way through below. The cleaning bill came up to nearly $500 back then with all the labor, excluding the fact I had to suffer by public transport for 2 days. This is the reason why I’m so anal about car cleanliness and why I wash the car myself.
That was the start of my deepest hatred for Alicia, I know I should forgive and forget, but if she held a grudge for so long over a minor incident, I should too, right? I might sound petty, but deep down, I am still a gentleman.
Hatred, the deeper the hate, of course… you know the rest.
Fast forward a year >>>
M: Here everybody!!
Milton started dishing out beige coloured cards. Everybody was excited, it only meant one thing. They are tying the knot. Sigh, and I’m invited to witness the ceremoy and grace their dinner banquet. I will be suffering the whole day seeing her face.
What happened next, was way worse actually.
M: Yo buddy, can be my bridal entourage?
I literally spit out the beehoon I was chewing on. He wants me to WHAAAAT?
My eyes was opened big, bits of beehoon dangling on my lips and I made a mess of Pang’s and Susan’s place.
M: You so happy until choke ah.
My eyes swung to Alicia where I noticed she was visibly unpleased with Milton’s request but probably gave in because Milton wanted it.
M: Thanks buddy!
Milton patted my arm while saying that. Sigh.
Alicia walked slowly over, and with one hand, flinged the invitation outwards towards me.
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Originally Posted by
Anonyabc
I’m kind of amazed with ur this Milton bud sia. I really dunno if I should say he really treat you as bestie or what. I really dunno what to say.
Hos over bros, this is perfectly normal behavior, you choose the side that won’t mind that much opposed to the other, so I have to be sacrificed of sorts lor.
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Originally Posted by
lipe
bro gog
forgotten alphabets liao.
there are 26 letters in alphabet.
with A, M and J use (as in screwed?), still can write 23 more
BLUE BALLS
stories
OMG… wah lao… still want me to write ?? FAINT!
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Originally Posted by
Pppsssttt
KNNCCB GOG! Saturday still let us go blueball and make us wait for another episode
Thought this is my trademark? Hehehehe…. why scold me for it… don’t like that la… hahaha.
Good sunday, how was everybody’s sat?
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A(licia): This is yours.
Flatly, she presented it to me, first time she spoke but without sarcasm and any form of anger to me. I can’t bring myself to retort and show any form of anger, so simply, I just took it from Alicia. That’s the first time I didn’t see her roll eyes and do any fake smile at me.
gog: Th–th–thanks.
Without thinking I also apologized for the incident, yes, after 3 freaking years+, I finally had the courage to talk about it.
gog: I’m sorry that I opened the door and hit yo-
A: Forget it, please don’t remind me anymore.
Alicia walked off after replying. At least, I made peace with myself in a way.
Suddenly, I noticed, she’s kind of cute. She body action was pretty sweet, hopping to the others, chatting excitedly and like an angel, suddenly I could only see her beauty. I remember I was shocked by how I viewed her. All that hate clouded me from noticing she’s a sweet young lady. Nice boobs (the shape at least) and not too perky butt which gave her a nice overall figure.
I remember that day she was in a pink dress, short sleeved, with a ribbon at the waist, so you can tighten it and the skirting flows towards the shin. It’s likely suddenly having an awakening, you see an aura or light around her, outshining the surrounding and others.
M: Bud, you ok boh, she still angry at you?
I was brought back to reality with Milton suddenly walking next to me and talking to me.
gog: Huh what? No la, I surprised she so nice to pass the invitation to me without making any remarks.
M: You hor, don’t always say her la. Let it slide.
gog: !?! I … SAY her? Hello, what kind of buddy you are sia?
M: Haha… We going for photoshoot in a month, can be my helper? Take a day of leave, help us carry things and accompany us. Got studio, outdoor, and evening shoot, we need to bring a lot of things.
gog: You let me know lor, but she ok with it?
M: She’s ok one la, she probably mistook you for somebody that’s why don’t like you, but she’s alright one.
gog: Ok la ok la. Probably some guy that she mistaken go KTV one.
M: I know la, you won’t go one.
After my buddy walked off, Gwen came over and talked to me.
G(wen): When is it your turn?
gog: Waiting for you to be available.
G: I’m always available leh.
Cough, choked, my eyes opened big, wtf is she doing? Cock teasing me?
gog: You have a boyfriend liao, you drive GLC… I only small small car.
G: You see me as so materialistic one meh?
gog: No of course not, pretty girls like you are never materialistic.
G: Well, if you like SOMEONE, just tell HER, you never know.
Gwen gave a smile and trotted off to the rest, leaving me standing there alone. Did I just get hit on by Gwen and I stupidly didn’t take it up?!
Tension between Alicia and myself got better over the next few weeks. Less snide remarks, lesser roll eyes, LESS/LESSER, not none. I started to wonder how can somebody so simple, but so breathtaking at the same time. Found myself falling for Alicia unknowingly. Bearing in mind she’s my friend’s wife-to-be, I tried not to overthink things, but kept them in my head. More of a fantasy, thinking what I can do with her if she was mine.
Being a gentleman, I didn’t say it out of course, or try in any way to get alone with Alicia.
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Originally Posted by
lipe
but, but, but
how many will understand this ”gentleman” will give
BLUE BALLS
until Xmas as Santa’s present to release.
gog have no fear - let them ”balls” hanging in the air as though balls on a Xmas tree.
Muahahaha.. you damn bad, but I like… rest assured folks, my goal in life now on SBF is to make you all
BLUE…. BLUED!
!!
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Originally Posted by
justforfun90
Gwen story when?
No GWEN. No No No!!!
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Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Interesting.
Why did Alicia go to a lupsup ktv? Was she a hostess or a client? Also, this CB Gog so OCD, would go such joint meh?
Also, even if a stranger almost slammed the door at her, she could and so sure it was this CB Gog?
For this incident, she remembered for so long? Or she more dulan cause she’s so cute yet this CB Gog didn’t recognise her?
This part explained later, it will be covered later, don’t worry. LOL. She’s neither, she’s a good girl… at least until she knows I’m a gentleman. Hahaha.
gog never goes such places one… gog is an angel… *twinkles & sparkles*
Girls very 记仇 one, never read my ‘joke’ right… why girls make the best archeologists
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Originally Posted by
embracez
Good spin off
But can faster make up already?
Cannot. Hahaha. I need to build up all of you to hate her first, to dislike her, else the story buay song towards the end… hahaha.
Slowly… get BLUED ba… hahaha!!!
Good monday! C+ everywhere, do take care, I got a gut feel I got it also but not going to test… just live with it.
Take care!!!
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One day after BS, *BEEP BEEP BEEP*, Milton’s pager rang.
M(ilton): Dang, I gotta run to work, sorry folks, Alicia, you follow gog home okay? Ping me when you get home.
Before Alicia can say anything, Milton rushed off. That’s life, I guess, when you need to go, you need to go.
I stood there dumbfounded. Great, it’s just Alicia and me. If she declines, it’s awkward, if I say no, it’s awkward. Nobody moved or said anything knowing that we aren’t the best of friends, but still she’s my buddy’s girl.
gog: Er, just let me know when you want to leave.
Alicia didn’t show any face colours, just nodded lightly and we carried on chatting until about 11+, somehow time passes when you’re having fun.
gog: Want to go?
Alicia gave a weak smile, took up her hand bag and walked ahead of me out of Pang’s place. Pang grabbed my shoulder as I was leaving and spoke with me earnestly.
Pang: Have a good talk with her, clear up any misunderstanding la, we’re all brothers and sisters, okay? Been a year already, anything also should have long settled.
gog: Ya…
I hurried out of the door and walked behind Alicia. She came to BS after work, and was in a long sleeved silky blouse, with a long a-line navy blue skirt, followed by beige flats. She looks absolutely like a conservative sunday school teacher. I remember I also perv’ed a bit on her, seeing the bra outlines that shone through her silky top. Can’t see the colours and all, but am sure of the bra band, the straps.
Stood there waiting for the lift. I didn’t know how to break the ice, just kept glancing her from the corner of my eye, a few times caught her eyes looking at my direction but our eyes separated after catching each other. Damn awkward.
A(licia): Coming? The lift is here.
I looked up and saw Alicia already is in the lift carriage, just nodded and walked in.
gog: About…
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Originally Posted by
chrisdemon2004
This type of post is considered a post?
I’m getting goooooooooooooooooooood at it. Ya?
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Originally Posted by
want0nmee
too short post liao lei… haha
i also just recoved from covid.
Still writing bro, this one is a long while back, when I’m still young leh, further back than Janice, when I’m still a noob in all these, unable to read signs, unable to read body language and just a horny young gentleman. Need time to recollect & write, so thus will be shorter, but once I finish, then you see me post the whole chunk, read until you shiok, don’t worry
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Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
Archaeologist? So are elephants. Why don’t you call Alicia a female elephant? Then you could also call what you did to her Elephant-ie.
Even if she’s good girl, how she knew which ktv was lip sip and which ones weren’t?
Enough of your ‘I am gentleman you know’ crap, just spend more time spilling your story.
Elephants have good memories, but archeologists digs up everything, including before your lives, thus the girl more power la., LOL!!!!!!!
Gentleman is gentleman, cannot change one la… hehe…
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Originally Posted by
Pppsssttt
KNNCCB GOG! Again make us blue ball! I already into the story line den blue ball us. 😡
I KNOW RIGHT!!! I KNOW I STOP THERE SURE GOT PEOPLE COMPLAIN!!!! I GETTING DAMN GOOD AT IT LIAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
This CCB Gog already warned us that this story is going to be a very slow build up. If you let him blue ball you, I am afraid yours will turn purple and burst.
Just come back occasionally for him to write the story then you will feel less blue or purple.
My build up all long one, because I want to share history and also what transpired ma, if I just want to write about fucking, there are many stories here which are about it, strip, squeeze, push in, rub, suck, cum, AHHHHHHH~ I mean if you are expecting me to focus a lot on the sex, you won’t get much. My stories are more on the character, the things that happens along the way, sex parts you do realise I don’t write much, only the important and memorable ones ma
So rest assured, I will do my best to blue you folks as much as I CAN!!!!
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Originally Posted by
Pppsssttt
I have been following his story but this round he really want to make my balls explode😝😝😝
Haven’t reach the sex leh, chill, I blue myself also haven’t blue you all… relax!!! Coming soon!
Good tuesday!! So glad to see people complaining they are being blued!!! But… don’t scold me please…
I’ve finished penning the pre-wedding shoot, will post more slightly while I start writing on the wedding and … … … you know… well.. hahaha!!!
For those who genuinely feel I’m a bastard or hate me or dislike me, you can leave the thread liao… hehe… or feel free to zap or whatever,
I will aim to write as much as I can, since I wasn’t an expert at women back then, the build up tends to take longer…
p/s: I notice if you shrink the window smaller or read off mobile, the post tends to be longer than on a 27" or 49" LCD. Might make you feel better. Hehe…
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A(licia): …
gog: I just want to apologize for everything.
A: …
gog: Milt and you are getting married and I don’t want things to be unresolved among us. If I can, in anyway show sincerity in my apologies to you and get our indifferences out between us I think..
A: I’m not angry with you hitting me with the door.
gog: Er… then?
A: You…
gog: Yes?
*DING*. The lift reached ground floor with all the taiwan drama moments going on. (Sorry for the lengthy exchanges and moments, trying to let you all get a feel of the dialog and situation).
I walked out, followed by Alicia, with both her arms infront of her, and her hands intertwined or was it palms crossed.
A: I don’t know how to say it but I’ll just be frank. What I didn’t like is you frequent these sort of sleazy places, where.. where.. you know, guys, girls, and..mmm… HMMM…
gog: NO NO NO, let me explain, you might not believe me, but I only went there to accompany my reservist friends for drinks, I didn’t go for the women.
Guys, FUCK OFF. HAHAHAHHA.
Alicia opened her eyes slightly bigger at my defense.
gog: I know it’s not a good place and all but it’s nights off, they want to go for drinks and have their fun. I was only there for drinks. I swear!
A: …
gog: Hais, no wonder you never like me, you misunderstood me already, I’m not that kind of guy, aiyah, jialat.
My hand smacked my forehead, with the elbow resting on my other hand around my chest. Shaking my head, and palm rubbing my forehead. I was being accused of being a dirty old man just for visiting those places.
A: You had a girl next to you.
I SEE. NOW I KNOW WHY SHE MISUNDERSTOOD ME. She let the cat out of the bag.
gog: I swear. That’s not my girl. I did not bring any girl out for the night.
Alicia’s eyes grew bigger hearing that.
gog: It was my friend’s girl, she just wanted to flirt and tease me because whole night I sat there alone.
Fuck off guys. Seriously FUCK OFF! HAHAHAHHA.
gog: I went home alone, I promise. I didn’t! I’m not that kind of guy, HONEST!
A: Oh!
gog: I’m sorry if I gave you that impression, but really, I am not that kind of guy!
A: I thought…
Alicia blushed lightly after I explained it to her. She looked really cute. She wasn’t that short, so we almost had our eyes to eyes.
gog: Not your fault, but we could have avoided all this enmity if you were willing to talk to me earlier.
A: I don’t like it when guys go such places what…
gog: HELLO, you were at Geylang also, I never think of-
Oh shit, what did I do. I am saying she’s a whore? FUCK…!
A: HEY!!!! WATCH YOUR WORDS!
Alicia was quick to snap at me before I could finish my sentence.
gog: I take it back!!
Alicia for the first time, smiled sweetly and laughed infront of me, using a hand, she placed it above her upper lips to cover her mouth and her shoulders moved as she laughed. Gosh, she looks fucking attractive. I mean it literally and figuratively.
gog: Really, I swear, I didn’t do anything in the KTV-slash-nightclub. I never been there again since.
White lies guys, white lie.
A: Sorry.
Alicia placed both hands behind her, her hand bag hung across her front like a manga drawing, bending slightly forward, lips pursed after she uttered that apology.
gog: Please, nothing to be sorry. It was a misunderstanding.
A: Just that as Chris-
gog: I know, that’s why I didn’t want to go such places, honest. Can’t talk to them, they were… well… you know. I can only sit there drink.
A: Don’t drink too much. It’s not good for health.
The first time she expressed concern for me.
Another first time, I saw this cute side of her which I never did before.
Honestly, my heart went thumping just by looking at her. Still standing at the void deck near Bishan Park, I wanted to reach out and hug her, but it was conflicting inside me. This is my buddy’s wife-to-be.
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Originally Posted by
turbinesrule
Go Geylang only what. Geylang is also home to many edible delicacies of the supper variety. Her reaction a bit exaggerated.
A girl’s modesty at stake, I don’t think any girl can take it lying down if being accused otherwise… we all have the same stereotype when we see people coming out of hotel together. I guess it’s just natural reaction. Especially from Alicia…
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Originally Posted by
junior_cannibal
White lies, my foot and my LJ!
It’s amazing that you could hit on your buddy’s spouse. From your previous writing, you said you sort of loss your buddy due to the affairs with his wife, did you regret it? Or you were happy to have a go on her?
I got regret one hor… where got happy. Maybe got a bit… that’s all la!!!
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Originally Posted by
uppenbar
Bro you are my idol, be it for your life or your story telling!!
My life is nothing exciting, until now I’m still not married, no family, how is my life even be able to be admired? I mean I do fuck married ladies and attached girls, but the thrill is only so long, once over, it’s over. My stories have been spruced up and salt/sugar added to make it nicer only. Don’t have to envy me bro, everybody has their prime-time in life and girls.
Mine just happened to be on the unavailable girls, which is a taboo in today’s society and thus becomes more alluring, especially with trusting husbands and innocent girls becoming fuck toys.
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Originally Posted by
bowlofsoup
wahh.. a gentleman telling white lies after white lies… like that still can call yourself gentlemen? i think more like genitalman more like it… you horns are growing even before you know it.. still calling yourself gentlemen.. GENITALMAN!
White lie ma… makes girls happy, if you tell them true lies, maybe they not happy liao leh… I got genitals la, but not genitalman, sounds like some super cock hero… just gentleman GOG will do… hehehe…
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Originally Posted by
want0nmee
then why she did turn up at lusap bar?
Coming up! Sometimes thanks to you people’s questions, It helps me to fill up the blanks or sometimes somethings which I forgot to pen down cos in a hurry to skip and get to the end. It will be elaborated later, but simple.
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Originally Posted by
neotix
LOL
i lol-ed so hard at GENITAL man. tio you is right.
gog is GENITAL man
BRO… YOU MUST LIKE THAT OR NOT, FIRST REPLY IN MY THREAD AND YOU SUAN ME!!!!
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Originally Posted by
Anonyabc
He’s a white gentleman…white lies for being a gentle-man…
sigh, you all misunderstood me liao, in what ways I’m not… hahahahaha.
5 days to Christmas, happy holidays all
Drive safe, don’t drink and drive, don’t fuck and stay, fuck and go always, and always wear condoms.
I have a meeting, so this is a VERY short one…
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gog: I won’t. A bit now and then just for gathering with friends.
A(licia): Good. I forgive you.
gog: Wha…?
I didn’t finish the word but my mouth dropped and I stood there looking at her.
gog: So what were you doing there?
A: I was having supper with friends, then walking back to their car. What did you think I was doing?!?
gog: Well… you’re so pretty and…
A: HEY!!!!!! …. …. (pause)… Let’s go!!! Send me home!
Her attitude did a 180 degrees turnaround, it’s amazing how a girl can swing her mood and behavior in mere seconds.
*Splat… splat……*
No, it’s not my cum shooting on her face or body, it started to drizzle and within a few seconds, we saw the rain coming in from AMK through Bishan Park direction. I was parked in the open air carpark. Sigh, there goes my car wash prior…dirtied by rain.
A: Oh.
gog: Ah, I got umbrella.
I carried a backpack and I have a foldable umbrella inside. I’m one of the rare guys who actually carries tissue and umbrella in bags I believe.
gog: I’ll get to the car, you walk to the front, there’s a small shelter, can board the car from there.
A: Huh, no need, you shelter me to the car with your umbrella.
gog: My umbrella very small la.
A: Nevermind, we share.
I opened the umbrella and we both tried standing under it. I naturally shifted the umbrella to cover her more while at least 3/4 of myself is going to be drenched.
A: Do I bite?
gog: I hope not. I’m not tasty.
A: Then stand nearer la, if not you will be wet.
We managed to get to the car and sheltering Alicia, I let her board first, then I went around the front to my side and got into the car. Alicia was slightly drenched, mostly at the top area near the shoulders, which soaked into her silk blouse, causing me to get an erection watching the bra strap appear clearer to me and bits of her bra cup shining through the wet blouse.
My side was largely wet as I tried to give her the umbrella cover more.
Alicia laughed while leaning back on my chair.
gog: Why are you laughing?
A: I really should have waited for you at the shelter area, now we’re both wet.
gog: Yeah lor, all your fault.
I grabbed some tissues to pass to Alicia to dry herself and wipe herself. She pressed against her chest, to firmly hold her wet blouse spots, and dabbed the tissue. Watching her dab around her breasts was … erotic.
Tried to compose myself, stifle my erection and started the engine. Alicia reclined the chair slightly and hummed along to the music on 93.3FM. Time flies when you’re enjoying I guess. I reached her block and the rain already stopped. Stopped below her block and unlocked the doors.
Alicia looked at me, looking irritated. Was she angry I didn’t hold her hand or try to get fresh with her?
Keep it up all, don’t scold me and just enjoy the read. Hahah!!!
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gog: Why? Still angry over the incident or don’t believe I didn’t bring the KTV girl home?
A(licia): No, SILLY!
“Silly”, what a nice sounding word. Every girl has their means of labelling a guy I guess, this was her way of labelling me.
gog: Then?
A: Hello? It’s already so late, shouldn’t you at least walk me to my door step? Very ungentleman to drop me here and expect me to walk alone to my house.
gog: Here is Singapore leh, not Malaysia.
That time I’m a young ‘punk’, I don’t know much social ettiquette or how to romanticise a lady, this was the first lesson I learned from Alicia that a guy should always walk a lady friend home when it’s late regardless who she is, because safe as Singapore is, it’s only gentleman to do so.
She taught me many many things…I’ll share over due time.
gog: Then I should open the door for you too?
A: That would give you 5 points more.
*SIGH*. I opened my door and walked over to her side, to open her door. Alicia smiled as she got out. Just a while ago, we were like sworn enemies, now, she seems so cute and lovely. I’ve always alighted Milt and Alicia here while I head on home. Milt doesn’t live that far from here and I usually don’t wait for them since Alicia can’t bear the sight of me.
gog: Stayed here long?
A: Since young.
Alicia walked and I followed, getting into the lift, pressing her level and we went up. Followed her to the door and waited for her to unlock the door, it was dark inside, probably family is asleep.