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Originally Posted by
geckoSG
A lot of spelling mistakes here and there… but then, good job on trying hard
get us guys turn on…
Gotta learn from u bro, ya i know alot mistake cos i am half closing my eyes half typing…. LOL
This is a piece of work from a sick cat
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Originally Posted by
geckoSG
Hmmm, when will u be free to learn from me then?
Your place or my car or hotel? Kekeke…
(Kidding)
Good job sis. Anyway, I like such sort of relationship, friendship but still
possible for sexual fantasy to explore with each other, nothing sticky.
haha…
WOOHOO
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Originally Posted by
Regular1000
HI Meimei,
Thanks for inviting me to your story, am here show support for ur ‘virgin’ story thread…
A very good attempt and definitely a good start from a gung-ho sista. Hope to see more contribution from u. Good Job!
#btw, since the convention here has always been to appeal to male samsters. Your narration would be very stimulating if u could deliberately emphasis with description of urself; how u look (vital stats), how u feel.. how u cum (elaborate the sensation, elaborate the pain!
).
detailed description of every move and response and the sentiments would drive brudders’ little didi knocking on the underside of their table.
Keep it cuming… and enjoy ur Bonks!!
haha…
u wan my life? >.<
Guess i should start it…..
I shall write this story as a converstation type….
sit back relax and enjoy
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(Part1)
On a Thursday night, I was about to go to bed.
R called and destroy my whole plan for sleeping and dreaming of my PRINCE WILLIAM…..
Ring Ring…… there goes my mobile phone…..
Me: yes idiot….
R: How?????
Me: How what?
R: Later I am meeting a Trans Sexual….. I scared.
Me: scared den dun meet la…. How u know him?
R: not him la is her, she cut already……
Me: How u know cut liao?
R: She tell me de lei, she still say her pussy still virgin lor…..
Me: den pretty mah?
R: I saw her photo quite pretty….
Me: Idiot how u know her de?
R: dunno lei….. She dunno how get my number or dunno who give her my number lor…
Me: WHAT…. Siao arh….
R: But she got say she is trans sexual. My first reaction is Lady boy arh? Den she tell me don’t called us lady boy we are trans sexual la. Lady boy is those old English army give us de…..
Me: What the hell…. Lidat oso can…. U scared still wanna meet.
R: Never meet this kind before mah…..
Me: den u still wanna ask me?
R: But how to reject? I gotta meet her later…..
Me: This type different from girls de lor, girls u scared hurt them but this kind if u don’t be straight forward to them, they gotta think u are giving them a chance de lor…..
R: Really ma? Den how?
Me: Tell it straight la….. say u not interested in that type de la….
R: but I promiss her I gotta meet her de lei….
Me: might as well say u gotta fucked her…. Hahahahahaha….
R: No lei…. Meet for supper and chat only la……
Me: ok lor, bring me along…..
R: Cannot lei. She asked me to go alone and meet her lei….
Me: See, from here u should understand what she wants mah…..
R: What????
Me: ask u to fucked her la…. U stupid arh…..
R: Isit? She tell me she not easy get de lei…..
Me: haha…. Pls dun make me laugh….
R: she say she not come out sell de lor, she is what retail manager de hor….
Me: den u should be ok with meeting her, should be quite pretty if can be retail manager.
R: that’s what I think….
Me: how old is she?
R: erm…. 30?
Me: WHAT????? 30???? U crazy arh???
R: aiya… wait I go see, if not pretty den I tell her erm so late wanna go where? Nowhere never mind I can go home….
Me: hahaha…. Dun make me laugh lei…. U horrible lei….
R: no lei…. Really mah……
Me: sikali turn out is GHOST…..
R: cannot be la…. But yesterday she keep telling me she horny lor…..
Me: den u idiot arh? She want u to fucked her la…..
R: haha…. Isit… but she said le lei…. She say she not easy de lor….
Me: haha…. U believe meh…. She already make it so clear… first say u must come meet her alone den say she horny… den say she virgin for her pussy…. What is she trying to tell u? aiyo used your brain lei…..
R: ok la…. If she not pretty den I come over your house….
Me: FOR WHAT…..
R: sleep la…..
Me: WHAT….. u go home slp la…. My bed my pervious lei…. I spent thousand over for my bed and hundred over for my pillow too…
R: WHAT? Lidat I confirm wanna go there sleep liao…..
Me: Siao… go meet your ah gua la….
R: wei u at home now arh…. Call me lei….
(To be continue)
(Part 2)
Me: Idiot… u really very troublesome lei….
R: since you at home mah…. Just used your house phone call me lei….
Me: Ok la idiot…. Private number is me arh….
Ring Ring…. Calling an Idiot R
Me: Wei…. Where u now?
R: On my way to fetch her lor…. I scare lei…..
Me: Scared what?
R: She said she wanna go sing lei…..
Me: den go la….
R: but I said she wanna go Mustafa there de KTV lei…..
Me: hahaha…. Ah gua love to go to those places de mah…..
R: But I scare people look at me lor…..
Me: if u choose to go out with her u should expect people will look at you de lei….
R: why?
Me: Ah gua lei… what u expect?
R: ya hor… and she is liked 170, but weight around 50 lidat…..
Me: Oh… quite slim….
R: Ya…. I see her picture in msn quite pretty……
Me: oh ok… good… later see liao let me know…..
R: But I scared la….
Me: Scared your head la…. Since u say meeting her…. Boooooo
R: ok… later I meet her liao den tell u chio anot…
Me: Imagine wait she rape u? what if she kiss u? hug u? hahahaha
R: Wei dun scared me lei….. u dun think so much la….
Me: ok la…. For your info I think they need to take what pills de rite. They take so that they will look famines rite?
R: erm… Homo Pills?
Me: ya ya…. And you imagine if they never take den the mustaches come out…. Haha…
R: wei you dun keep scared me can anot….
Me: not scaring u lei….. serious lei…. Imagine you go hotel den next morning wake up, she got mustaches look at u wanna kiss u…. hahahahaha….
R: you dun think so much la…. I reaching her place liao….. think I lost my way….
Me: Nothing special you always lost your way…..
R: haha…. Wait I called her u dun put down….
Me: Found your way anot…..
R: yeah… found… I under her block
Me: excited mah?
R: erm… ok la… but abit scared lor….
Me: Siao…. Go there liao still scare… but why so long arh?
R: Ya lor… I think she taking her own sweet time lor….
Me: haha… be patient….
R: She say scare I disappointed lor…. She say she wear really normal….
Me: haha… relax la… but I heard ah gua make up and no make up very different de lei…. So u beware arh….
R: WHAT…. You dun scared me la…
Me: hahaha… wait u see her pretty anot tell me lei… but how u gotta respond if she come liao?
R: erm pretty den I say ya den not pretty I say erm no la….
Me: oh if I ask pretty anot u just answer me ya or no la….
R: ok no problem….
(a female/male voice suddenly appear behind, speaking in chinese, sorry arh I am late)
Me: Pretty mah?
R: ya
Me: ok bye dun disturb u le…..
R: ok…
(To be continue)
Erh…. Nice story u have there… I was reading the thread with amusment… But sorry if I offend you but you mention that you and R actually converse in English… But from the way your narrative goes, it’s alot more to Singlish… LOL… Just kidding… Great story sis… Keep it cumming.
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Originally Posted by
shithead75
Erh…. Nice story u have there… I was reading the thread with amusment… But sorry if I offend you but you mention that you and R actually converse in English… But from the way your narrative goes, it’s alot more to Singlish… LOL… Just kidding… Great story sis… Keep it cumming.
erm….. is mixed and match ba….
LOL…..
(Part 3)
Update everyone that R postponed his date of going back to studies….
I sms R at 2am plus, Wei where u go?
No reply…..
I sms again at 3am plus…. Wei u kena murder arh? Or you enjoing bonking her?
At about 4am plus, phone sms ring….
R sms: call me….
As usual, I very excited to know the story so I called him immediately
Me: Wei why never reply? Busy bonking her arh?
R: No la… crazy….
Me: You got take off her underwear to see got kkj anot….
R: Siao… no la….
Me: eiye…. I so interested. Waste my time I know I go slp lor….
R: haha… don’t lidat la….
Me: Idiot lei u…. arghhh…. Why I got u this kind of friend arh?
R: WHAT? Haha…..wei, but hor after we eat den at her house downstair she really pull down the chair in my car and lie down. She said she wanna rest in my car for awhile. She even try to touch touch, erm dunno is I sensitive or what…..
Me: den den den? Haha….
R: Erm…. She even say I so innocent in chinese lor….
Me: WTF…. Dun make me laugh lei…. Hahahaha…. Its only because you aren’t interested in ah gua lah…. KPO lei…. Not interested still go meet people… No wonder she got wrong idea la… u OBI lei…..
R: But her breast FLAT lei…. So I really wonder did she cut off de mah….
Me: WHAT? Den she wear what to meet u?
R: She really never make up at all lei. Den dress abit aunty wont turn on kind….
Me: haha…. Natural lei….
R: Erm liked what u say very different….. She showed me all the photos in my mobile phone and really pretty….
Me: haha… liked I told u right…..
R: Wei I ask u if I ask u to be my gf will u accept anot?
Me: you crazy arh…. Impossible la…. No No No
R: why?
Me: Cos you are a flirt….
R: IF I am not flirt lei…
Me: No No No….
R: Why?
Me: Stupid lei… We good friend forever….. impossible k….
R: Why?
Me: No why… stop it….
R: ok ok…. Wei I come your house now la….
Me: Siao for what? U go home la… but I hungry lei… PRATA….
R: I damn full lor….
Me: Win le lor… IDIOT….
R: haha…. Or I see u eat…..
Me: DUN WANT…..
R: ok lor…. Den I come over to your house now k.
Me: For what?
R: Sleep la….
Me: Lame…. You can sleep at home lei….
R: ok lor den I go home…..
Me: Where u now?
R: Reaching home la…. Turning into my car park….
Me: oh thou u say u wanna come over?
R: You dun let me go lei….
Me: haha… BOOOO
R: walking back to my house le la…..
(To be continue)
LOLz, sis…
This is one hell of an adventure for your R… Damn funny conversation.
Will stay tuned. Need some laughter after being so stressed up.
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Originally Posted by
geckoSG
LOLz, sis…
This is one hell of an adventure for your R… Damn funny conversation.
Will stay tuned. Need some laughter after being so stressed up.
whahhahaa…..
Kor kor u take my story as joke sia….