<continued : CUM IN 10 - “Lunch Time Quickie “>
She took off her red football jersey…. Revealing her full body for the first time.
She was wearing a pink bra, with a tattoo near her ribcage… her body was one shade lighter than her face and hands….
She had the figure of those volleyball athletics that I wank off to when I was a teenager.
Lean and muscular but yet with a pair of nice boobs.
She grab my right hand and place it on her chest.
Tricia:”Play with me …. Daddy.”
My hands roamed free on her smooth beewbies.
Tricia:”Imagine We are having a QUICKIE. During Lunch time.”
Tricia:”Craving for Daddy’s cock during lunch.”
SsssssssZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!!
She devoured my cock once again into her small tight mouth. While my hands cup over her milky pink bra.
***FFFFFFFFFFFFFCCCCCCUKKKKK FRANKKKKKKK HOLD IT INN****
!!!Uhhhzzzzzttt!! uzhhhhhzttt!! uhhhhhzzztttt!!
!!uhhhhhhhhrkkkkkk!!
She choked a little as she continuously
Ram the tip of my canon head onto the opening of her throat.
!!!!Uhhhhhhhrkkkkkk!!!
She choked on the cock as it’s
Clearer too big to fit into her tiny mouth.
It felt like I was getting a soft warm sponge bath on my cock……in whisky…
Her whisky remnants entered my cock opening and my whole shaft felt like it’s on fire….
It was thrilling !
sending shockwaves of electrical sensation down my balls
Me:”AHHH shitttt.”
I moaned out loud for the FIRST TIME tonight.
!!!POP!!! She took my cock out of her mouth
Tricia: “DADDY……… lunch time is almost over. Have to go back to office SOON.”
Tricia:”DADDY…. I need your CUM !!!!!”
*** FCCCCCUKKKK I WAS TAKEN ABACK BY HER SUDDEN ROLE PLAY**
Zzzttt!!! zzztt!!! Zzzzt!!! Zzzt Zzzztt!! Zzzt!!
She swirl her two hands, up and down my meat Rod. Lubricated by her own saliva…
She jerked me off while looking up at me with her Slutty look, the WHOLE time.
Tricia:” DAaaaaaaaaa-Dyyyyyy , lunchtime ending soon already. Later go back office late boss scold…”
*** FFFFFFCKKKKK WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!! Her mind games / psychological trick is ACTUALLY WORKING**
*** Pffftt I always had this fantasy of having an lunchtime quickie with those hot slutty interns.
(In the past) ***
(Sidetrack—— when I was in my 20s I actually made my then gf suck me off during her lunch time in the handicap toilet)
She is totally cornering me into MY lunchtime fantasy. She was pressing on the right buttons.
Me:”Ffffffuckkkk….. BABY I WANT YOU SO BAD.”
I grabbed onto her tits and pulled down her pink bra…
**My F-15 (Frank 15 inch) aircraft was spinning DOWNHILL. With the red buttons buzzing and I am losing control**
Me:”Baby, I WANT your PUSSY !”
I roared as I struggle to break free.
I wanted to lift her up and bang her.
She kneeled and pinned me down on my thighs with her hands.
Continuously Sucking every droplet of man nectar out of my Missle Canister.
I was at her mercy in this position.
Tricia:”Daddy I want your custard for lunch.”
Tricia:” DADDY !!! GIVE ME.”
She frowned and jerked me faster as I refused to cum.
Tricia:” Daddy 我要 (I want) ！”
Zzzztttztt!!! zzzztttzzt !! ZZZTZTTT!! ZZth!
She wrapped her soft lips right onto the tip of my cock. Sapping on my missle head.
And jerking my shaft with her small hands with pink manicured nails.
Zzztt!!! Zzzttt!!! Zzzt!! Zzztt!
Her tight lip suction repeatedly pumped the G spot of my old man missle cock head.
Me:”Ahhhh fuuckkkk!!”
<<TIMER: 1:37>>
**COME ON FRANK TAHAN ! TAHAN 1 MIN**
Zzztt!!! Sssssssiiilushhh!!! Zzzt!! Ssssuuulllsh!
She started to slush her tongue up and down my throbbing ballistic missile.
!!BEEEP!! BEEEEP !!! BEEEPPPPP!!
*MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY*
I was in freefall and I completely losing control of my body. My plane was plunging out of control.
Her passion ignited the alcohol in my blood
***DANGER ! DANGER ! DANGER !! ***
Total control was lost as I plunged in downward spiral
My two hands tried to reach out to the throttle to PULL the plane back up.
BUT all my hands found was her smooth boobies hanging out of her dangling bra.
I secured my tightly hands around them.
SSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZTTTTHH!!!
she GRAB onto my EGGS tightly
And sucked onto my meat shaft.
I looked down as I watched her head move up and down my Erected shaft.
I grabbed onto her pony tail, and mouth fucked her hard as I was completely torched up by her flames.
Me:”arhhhhh baby no !!! Ahhh.” I cried out.
ZZTTT! ZTTT! ZTTTT! With both hands she cupped my ball sack together and rammed my missle head against the back of her moist throat.
**EJECT BUTTON**
Me :”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!”
*FFFFFCCCUKKK I CAN’T*
FOR 8 secs I felt my BRAINS LEAVE MY BODY.
My ballistic Missile erupted into her mouth.
AHHHHHH !!! AHHHHHHH!! AHHHHH!!
Waves of ecstasy followed, one after another.
The feeling intensified with each eruption.
!!Booom!!! boooooooommm!!! BOOOOm!!!
She held tightly onto my exploding shaft as I exploded right into her mouth.
She coved her mouth and sap out every remaining ounce of my man juice.
Me:”AHHHHHHHH!!”
She kneeled down and look up at me with her beautiful round eyes and her messy pony tail.
I felt my last remaining weak eruption as I emptied all my cum into her warm mouth.
!!!RINGGGGG!!!!!! RINGGGG!!!!
The timer went off…….. I lost….. by a small margin. Just like the last min goal in extra time.
I knew I was utterly defeated….
***ffffccccukkk Frank…. You loser why didn’t u at least hold it in and claim her pussy after that **
SPIT!!!
She emptied my thick cum onto a piece of tissue and showed it to me.
Tricia:” WA LAO, FUCKING THICK SIA.”
She complained as she cleaned the gap of her teeth with tissue.
My Cum was like a huge load of molten cream. Thick and viscous, probably didn’t drink enough water.
Me: “I thought you ask me give you my “custard” , now complain thick.”
I joked with her while cleaning my emptied barrel with wet tissue.
Tricia: “You fucking cum a lot sia.”
She adjusted her boobs back into her bra. And wore back her red football jersey.
Tricia: “ Thank You daddy ~ wait for your transfer.”
Me: “ If not for the alcohol, I won’t have lost.
You got lucky today.”
Tricia:” Whatever ~ lose means lose.”
Tricia:” AHHHHHH !!!!” She pretended to mimic my moan.
Tricia:” AHHHHH!!!!!! Baby no !!! “
Tricia:” don’t know who just now shiok.”
She continued to mimic my moaning actions just now.
***ARRGFGGGGHHH ONCE AGAIN , uncle Frank is outwitted and outclassed by the foxy food delivery lady. ***
She clearly knew my buttons and press on them well.
Tricia:” Ok bye, got to go ~ got to put my boy boy to sleep .”
She took her bag and went out the door
Uncle Frank was gone….. speechless and clueless of how to react.
Tricia:” Next time don’t challenge me again.”
Tricia:” MUACKs, bye daddy ” she gave me an invisible blow kiss.
Will this be the end of uncle Frank ?
I lean back on the empty sofa , naked with my deflated cock .
Fell asleep soundly as the sound of the tv fades as I was taken into dreamland
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SerflySGR
It is ok,
Bro WQ007
.
Lose the battle but win the war!
Football season still not over yet, right?
Oh my god, coincidentally this was the jersey is the same team as the one she wore back then !!!
Feel free to contribute pictures to liven up the trend.
Uncle here a bit slow, not good with camara and IT stuff.
Can only write stories and talk cock.
Cheers and thank you for the support.
<Continued: The Aftermath- Crash and Burn>
Recap:
Tricia:” Ok bye, got to go ~ got to put my boy boy to sleep .”
She took her bag and went out the door
Uncle Frank was gone….. speechless and clueless of how to react.
Tricia:” Next time don’t challenge me again.”
Tricia:” MUACKs, bye daddy ” she gave me an invisible blow kiss..
Story continues:
1 Day have past since the rumbling football night.
When I was in the office the entire day,
My balls and rod felt numb…. My sex drive was literally negative….
USUALLY, I would still peep and bio at hot milfs and young office ladies during lunchtime.
BUT today I was completely uninterested.
I must have came pretty hard last night…
My plane has crashed and burnt, my ego destroyed and my wallet burnt with a big hole ($600) ANNNNNNDDDD she’s ignoring my text messages.
I texted her in the morning to tell her how great the night was. And how much I enjoyed her company. But all I got was sound of crickets (no reply).
I guess ah lians are all like this ?? They just get what they want and leave you hanging there.
**FCCCUKK**
I had no mood to do any work, I just want to tuck in the bed and hide from the world…..
I signed off some documents and left the office early.
On my way home I grabbed a mcspicy meal UPSIZED with a large coke.
Fast food for my big belly has always been my “go to” therapy for broken hearts since young.
!!OPENS DOOR!!
When I reached home and opened the door. I saw my wife sitting on a couch with her arms folded watching the TV.
Deep in my heart….. I KNEW something is not right…. The air felt like it had a certain heaviness to it.
Me:” Hi dear…. So early today.”
I acted like how I would everyday. Putting the fast food on the table.
Click!! Switches off the TV!!
WIFE: “ we need to talk.”
***Shiitttt THIS LINE USUALLY MEANS NOTHING GOOD***
Me:”Sureeeee……. What’s up.”
I sat beside her…
WIFE:” REMEMBER, we talked about this. That there are things I can TURN A BLIND EYE TO. AND THERE ARE some LINES that cannot be CROSSED ?”
**SHITTTTTT don’t tell me , SHE KNOWS***
I could feel the steam coming out of every pore of her head.
And at this point the best thing to do is to AGREE with everything she says. Any objection would lead to a full blown argument which can be quite messy.
WIFE:”Before I ask further….. do YOU have anything you want to TELL ME ?”
****SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT SHOULD I JUST BE HONEST ORRRRR JUST PLAY DUMB?!?!?
Sidetrack:
Something about the wife.
My wife is probably the only living person that truly understands the REAL ME.
She knew my inside world. She understands my “wants” and naughty nature.
She accepts any form relationship outside of marriage.
As long as I remain a good father to our kids and be there for her when she needs me.
I can’t ask for a better wife and to have her is a real blessing for a bastard like me.
But there are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.
We lay down some rules.
She will turn a blind eye if I “snack” but never ever should I bring my “snacks” back home.
There were a few times I crossed this “line” and didn’t turn out well.
One of which, was when she discovered I was hitting on our son’s tuition teacher.
(there is a trend on this story)
****Arghhhh I shall just be honest*****
Me:” Sorrrrry…… I messed up again dear. I won’t do it again.”
WIFE:” WHO IS IT THIS TIME ROUND.”
WIFE:”FOR FFCUK’s SAKE !!! THIS IS A NEW HOUSE ! KEEP IT CLEAN CAN !?!?.”
She exploded like a C4 explosive.
WIFE: “ AM I NOT CLEAR ENOUGH ?? EVERYTIME YOU TRY TO PUSH MY LIMITS !”
WIFE: “SO NEXT TIME WHAT !?!? BRING HOME SLEEP BESIDE OUR KIDS !?!?”
Me:” sorry, there will be no more next time.”
WIFE:” EVERYTIME YOU SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING. AFTER A WHILE YOU DO BACK THE SAME.”
I already felt like shit and now it’s crash and burn.
WIFE:” YOU WANT TO SNACK AT HOME, AT LEAST CLEAN UP PROPERLY ! FUCKING STILL GOT HAIR ON MY SOFA.”
She threw a bundle of hair (Tricia’s) on the table.
***FUCK MY LIFE***
The explosion last for another 20 mins or so….
WIFE:”SO WHO IS THIS SLUT U MUST BRING HOME.”
Me:” erm… just a delivery lady.”
WIFE:” WOW ! FRANK DEE ! YOU REALLY A NEW LOW.”
She swung the ceramic mug on the table and tossed it at the TV.
!!PPPPIZZZZZZnnnnCKKKKKKK!!
The screen of the TV shattered into a million pieces.
!!BAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!
She went into the room and slammed the door sending shockwave and echo through the whole house.
I clutched my cold bare hands on my forehead.
Me: “FML”
I went out of the house for some air, she usually need a cooling period or 3-4 days before she would start talking.
**Buzz** Buzz**
My phone vibrated
Tricia << sry vry busy today >>
Tricia << Bad mood today sia, want go drinking ?>>
I was taken aback by her text message. But I had no where to go tonight.
Me << ok >>
Quote:
Originally Posted by
SerflySGR
You bad day, she bad mood,
Bro WQ007
.
Too many broken hearts in the world; Bring her to a good place and then have a good one!
Who knows? If you tell Tricia that your wife don’t mind you having snacks, she would willingly be your tits bits?
Hahaha bro so punny
Quote:
Originally Posted by
rototime
Had a chance encounter with a food delivery lady during CB.. Was raining heavily when she deliver the food, and I casually commented she will be stuck here and won’t be able to go anywhere, and told her in a serious tone, it’s too dangerous.. Since this is not my thread, I will try to describe my encounter as concise as possible.
She looked out the corridor and agree, and told me, chia lat.. can eat grass liao.. I suggested she can wait at my place for the rain to stop, and offered to share the meal she delivered, and she flatly decline.. but accepted my offer for coffee..
We chatted about about the heard time we both face during covid. She told me she’s delivering food because her husband is not contributing at all.. Always out with friends.. (She looks to be in late 30’s early 40’s) average build, pleasant looking like those mother we usually see taking their children to school type of women..
It was really a chance encounter as when it all started when she commented that there’s nothing much ladies can do when their husband goes out fooling with other women.. I straight off replied. Well, IMO, nothing can stop you from having an affair also right? and she replied.. she’s already past the “Used by date” expired goods where nobody wants any more.. Then I jokingly replied.. Same lah.. I also past my used by date, and who want’s a old uncle where even gay will reject.. We had a good laugh..
Seeing she was feeling comfortable (No intend at all, and honestly out of good will), and her hair was wet.. I suggest she blow dry it while waiting for the rain to stop, and she as to borrow a hair dryer, and I lead her to my bedroom and handed her the dryer and suggest she can use the bathroom and maybe use it to dry her cloth as well, and I leave her there and walked out to finish my meal..
Then I heard her calling.. sorry ah air.. Can I use one of the towel? I said use the one hanging at the right, pause for a few second. she call out again.. where right? and I walked over pushed open the the bathroom door which was already slightly opened, and points to the direction and realized there were no towel there and saw that she has taken off her top with her bra on and I apologized and quickly run out to grab a towel and also realize, she didn’t flinch when I saw her, and when I handed her the towel, I joked that if I were her husband, I would be staying at home everyday, and commented she was in very good shape, and ask if it’s because of all the exercise she’s getting delivering food, and she told me, her husband not interested at all lah, and lay on bed naked also no use, and when I took her tops and suggest that I help her dry it with another dryer, and jokingly ask if she want to dry her bra as well.. She immediately remove it right in front of me and hand it over to me, and I took it out to another room to dry, and by then, my brain was in a complete mess.. and feeling extremely horny, and told myself.. Just do it.. took my chance, remove my shirt, walked back to the bathroom and suggest she dry her pants and help her move it. She still didn’t flitch, and let me slid her pants down.. Then I suggest she should dry her panty as well, and holding her waist, sweep my palm down and roll down her panties, then pull her below the shower and turn on the tap and told her, better to shower as rain water can be dirty (can feel my voice was shivering, and my cock was hard till it felt a bit painful). Then she told me. eh.. Your shorts all wet already, then she remove my shorts and commented your expired goods how long never use already.. I told her, long time ah.. cannot even remember, and I ask how about her.. She told me, don’t even remember how babies are made, and I replied, not possible, surely well used.. Let me see, and I kneel down, lifted one of her leg and rest it on my shoulder, took a look and gave her pussy a soft lick, and she let out a soft moan, and grab my hair and I know that was a signal she wants me to do more, and I licked her clitoris till she started ejecting small amount of white fluid, and she pull me up and wanted to slide my cock inside her, but I pushed her away, and started to explore her entire body.. We french kiss for a few second, and I play with a nipple for a minute.. licking it, turned her around, and applied body foam on her back and massage her back, and use my cock to slide outside of her anus and reach my fingers in front to circle around her pussy, and she forced herself around but I kept her in position, and she manage to turn around because of the slippery foam and kneeled hold both my hand (Finger locking) and started chasing and kissing the tip of my cock head, and she spit on it, and sucked it starting from my cock head while flooding her mouth with her saliva, and she was like a pro.. sucking it keeping her mouth wet and I got excited hearing the wet sucking sound and started moaning loudly, and she followed moaning and sucking at very consistent pace, and I broke loose from her grip and grabbed her head and pushed it forward thrusting my cocking down her throat, and she opened her mouth chocking but didn’t resist, and I continued thrusting down her throat, until I was about to cum and quickly pulled out. by then, my cock was still fully erect but feeling a bit softer then when it started..
Stand up, and turn her around again, slide my cock outside her anus playing with her in the position for about a minute then slowly push my cock into her anus while grabbing her breast and circling her nipple with one hand, and circling her pussy with my finger from the other hand.. and the foam helps glide my cock in without much effort, and I manage to thrust in a few stroke until she protested and said she felt painful and like she’s going to shit, but I told her. just let things flow, and she didn’t resist and I continued thrusting and fucking her anus for a good minute untill I felt I was about to cum again, and pulled out, and went to grab a towel, and place it on the bathroom floor, and I lay down, pulling her along, held her waist and made her sit on me, and she started riding my cock, and I thrusted my waist up pushing my cock deep inside her pussy, and she grabbed my head up giving me firm hard french kisses and told me she is going to cum, and told her I too am cumming, and suggest I pull out.. But she got more aggressive with the kissing and thrusting her waist even harder and told me she cannot stop, cannot pull out.. she is cumming already, ask me to hold.. But I told her I cannot hold any longer and going to explode, and that seem to make her felt a lot more excited and she thrusted hard and aggressively, keep telling me.. Ren ju.. Wo yau lai le.. and lucky she came before me, and I quickly pulled out.. Stand up, grabbed her head and thrust my cock in her mouth and told her to finish it off and she dutifully obliged, and I pushed it down her throat, and kept thrusting, pull out a bit told her I am cumming and she took over, sucking it till I shoot my load in her mouth, and she let the sperm flow and drip out, as she didn’t swallow, and when I am all “Dried” up, she quickly rinse her mouth, and I kind of felt relief she didn’t behave she was about to vomit like how some ladies does when I cum in their mouth.
We both washed up, she got dressed, and I run out to grab a shorts, and saw that the sun is already out..
We both didn’t talk much after that.. She took her things, walk away.. as if nothing happen..
This story is amazing, I am personally very moved by it.
Hope you get to connect with her more
She exploded like a C4 explosive.
WIFE: “ AM I NOT CLEAR ENOUGH ?? EVERYTIME YOU TRY TO PUSH MY LIMITS !”
WIFE: “SO NEXT TIME WHAT !?!? BRING HOME SLEEP BESIDE OUR KIDS !?!?”
Me:” sorry, there will be no more next time.”
WIFE:” EVERYTIME YOU SAY THE SAME FUCKING THING. AFTER A WHILE YOU DO BACK THE SAME.”
I already felt like shit and now it’s crash and burn.
WIFE:” YOU WANT TO SNACK AT HOME, AT LEAST CLEAN UP PROPERLY ! FUCKING STILL GOT HAIR ON MY SOFA.”
She threw a bundle of hair (Tricia’s) on the table.
***FUCK MY LIFE***
The explosion last for another 20 mins or so….
WIFE:”SO WHO IS THIS SLUT U MUST BRING HOME.”
Me:” erm… just a delivery lady.”
WIFE:” WOW ! FRANK DEE ! YOU REALLY A NEW LOW.”
She swung the ceramic mug on the table and tossed it at the TV.
!!PPPPIZZZZZZnnnnCKKKKKKK!!
The screen of the TV shattered into a million pieces.
!!BAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!
She went into the room and slammed the door sending shockwave and echo through the whole house.
I clutched my cold bare hands on my forehead.
Me: “FML”
I went out of the house for some air, she usually need a cooling period or 3-4 days before she would start talking.
**Buzz** Buzz**
My phone vibrated
Tricia << sry vry busy today >>
Tricia << Bad mood today sia, want go drinking ?>>
I was taken aback by her text message. But I had no where to go tonight.
Me << ok >>
I had a cup of warm caramel macchiato, cooled down a little and went back home to clear up the mess.
Vacuumed up the glass pieces, and disposed the shattered TV. The whole time she was locked up in the room.
From the looks of it, it will be Cold War for the next few days.
I dropped her a long and deep apology message. I was hit by a huge wave of guilt, everyone has their needs, but once you settle down you go to be responsible towards the feelings of your other half as well.
!!Phone Buzz!!
Tricia: <<Yo ~ later meet where ?>>
It was the Covid period. All the drinking and entertainment outlets were closed. And drinking hours are kind of limited in restaurants that opens.
Covid really taught me to cherish the little things around us.
Thinking back, Even the freedom of breathing in a puff of fresh air is a luxury back then.
We decided to head out for dinner and go out for some drinks after that.
I went to pick her up at one of the HDB area a few Roads down my place.
When I arrived I caught a glimpse of her wearing her food delivery jersey with a cycling helmet. She was parking off her bicycle at the parking bay.
Me: <<Reach liao, WHITE car>>
After a bit of searching for me she hopped onto the car and seem so excited.
Tricia:” Woah BMW SIA ! “
Tricia:”DIDNT KNOW you so rich , 人不可貌相 (cannot judge a book by its cover).”
I just smiled and kept quiet.
We were brainstorming for places to have hang out at and realized most of the nice places we have been to have winded up during Covid.
We ended up at Pasir Panjang food center where we satisfied our craving for bbq sting Ray, satay and other yummy food.
Still remember the seats were cordoned off due to safe distancing measures.
We ate and have a very long conversation till we finished up all the food on the table. She felt like someone that I can easily click with given her very direct and straightforward nature.
Tricia: ”woah damn shiok, very long never eat Like that”
I watched as she wolf down the food.
Me: “ Slow down a bit you hungry girl.”
I wiped off the gravy gently from tip of her lips. Like a gentleman
She smiled and was just taken aback pleasantly by such intimate gesture.
***Fast forward***
We grabbed some alcohol from a convenience stall nearby. And decided to chill and have a drink at Labrador park (surprisingly quite a quiet and private place back then during covid).
Drove inside and parked in one of the secluded parking lots, there were less than 5 cars at that point.
The road was lit up dimly by a few street lamps. The gentle Labrador breeze greeted us as we walked down the dimly lighted pathway.
She hopped lightly on the path, like a little girl. Wearing her food delivery uniform jersey.
Tricia:”haiiii…… feels relaxed Sia.”
She took out her packet of menthol cigarette.
“you want ?”
“Sure”
The fresh menthol sensation filled my lungs and the cold breeze grace past my skin. I felt so relaxed , like all the troubles and stress blown away together with the wind.
Me: “You know Tricia. It feels happy to be around you.” I told her as i looked into her eyes.
I really didn’t know why I said those words but…
It certainly did gain some brownie points
Tricia:” Me too…..” she smiled
I couldn’t remember the last time I went to a park alone with a lady. Probably in my 20s.
***Fast Forward X2***
After walking a distance, We settled down at a very secluded spot deep in the park. The area is only dimly litted by a small light some distance away.
She’s a fast drinker almost finishing 70% of the drinks we bought. She began to pour out her sorrows.
Tricia:”sometimes I wish I never met him (ex scum guy who made her pregnant and left read previous chapters).”
“My life is just gone liddat.”
Tears started to fill her eyes as she triggered her own emotions. the emotional continued to pour out overwhelmingly.
“Sometimes…… sometimes really feel like giving up sia…”
Tears started to flow down her cheeks.
I placed my arms around her and held her head towards my chest.
“”Yyahhhhhh !!!!” Her tear gate opens and she cried out loud.
I held her tighter as she poured her tears out on me.
Me:” don’t worry, one day everything will be fine.”
I kissed her forehead and comforted her like a baby girl.
We hugged each other for a good 10 mins.
Tricia:”thanks for listening to me.”
“Sorry I dirty your shirt.” She tried to pat on the wet spot left behind by her tears using a tissue.
Me:” not at all. This shirt very precious, have your tears. Go home I won’t wash it.”
*chuckles*
She repositioned herself out of my arms, as we “unhug” each other.
While repositioning her body, she accidentally glazed her elbow across my semi-erected cannon.
*donk**
Tricia:” weiyohhhhhhhh …… what’s that ?”
She looked at me with a cheekily.
Somehow this innocent gesture pumped more adrenaline down my spine. As my canon grew even bigger out of the pants
***donnnnnkkkk***
Me:”HMPH!! STILL DARE ASK. Don’t know whose fault…. Who ask you to be so nice to hug.”
Tricia:”thanks for listening to me.”
“Sorry I dirty your shirt.” She tried to pat on the wet spot left behind by her tears using a tissue.
Me:” not at all. This shirt very precious, have your tears. Go home I won’t wash it.”
*chuckles*
She repositioned herself out of my arms, as we “unhug” each other.
While repositioning her body, she accidentally glazed her elbow across my semi-erected cannon.
*donk**
Tricia:” weiyohhhhhhhh …… what’s that ?”
She looked at me with a cheekily.
Somehow this innocent gesture pumped more adrenaline down my spine. As my canon grew even bigger out of the pants
***donnnnnkkkk***
Me:”HMPH!! STILL DARE ASK. Don’t know whose fault…. Who ask you to be so nice to hug.”
**toinkkk toinkkk toinkkkk***
she gently smacked on the erect cannon playfully with the tip of her fingers.
Tricia:”Hehe…. OMG REALLY become HARD Sia.”
*chuckles*
Me:”HEYYYY It will feel pain one ok !!! “
***Gulpppp gulpppppp***
She finished the remaining alcohol.
Tricia:”I think I need to go toilet.”
Me:”hmmm quite far…… you walk straight, turn right then after the road sign you turn right again will be the footpath . Walk a bit from there then will have the toilet.”
She looked at me for a while. And whispered meekly.
Tricia:”I………a bit dark…. I am….I am scared .”
Me:” HAHAHAHAHA!!! Whattttt!!! You afraid of the dark !!!”
I burst out in laughter. As I didn’t expect the almighty feisty delivery lady to be afraid of the dark
Tricia:”Oiiii don’t disturb.” She smacked me on my arm
Me:”then you go alone….. but be careful if you hear someone call your name. Don’t turn back.”
Tricia:” OIIIIII STOP IT !!!”
From her expression. She seem to be genuinely afraid.
Tricia:”can accompany me go ?” She asked with a gentle tone.
Me:”I would like to ……. But I may have difficulties walking.”
I pointed to the “erection” at the groin area (although the erection has died down)
Tricia:”errrrr..” she gave a skeptical look
Me:”not I don’t want accompany you.. but how to walk with this thing standing there.“
^^hoping that my lame uncle trick may just WORK^^
Tricia:”erm…… never hear such thing before sia. Just walk ?? “
Me:” are you serious !?!? How can someone walk with their ‘part’ hard and erected
Do you know that body part has millions of nerve endings. When you walk the part will get clamped and abrasion is very very painful. “
^^I continued my attempt of bombarding her with smoke grenade to confuse^^
Tricia:”uhh I really never hear such thing before.”
Me:”And if any of the nerve ending gets bruise or injured it takes a long time to heal. So I rather not risk it.”
Tricia:” ok fineeeeee ~ then how to make your cock go down ?”
^^She seem to start to take into my bullshit ^^
Me:”Erm I usually will calm down after 30mins to 1 hour.”
^^More Bullshit^^
Me:”or an ice pack will do… but there’s no ice pack here”
^^I placed my hand on my chin pretending to think like a science professor.
Tricia:” not very urgent (her pee) but I don’t think I can wait 1 hour wor.”
Me:”you can go yourself. Won’t so sway see dirty ‘things’ one la “
Tricia:”oiii don’t say liao ! I will angry one uh.”
**Fast forward**
We continued drinking for another 15 mins or so
Tricia:”Go down liao not ?! “
Me:”Not yet, still feels quite hard. Don’t think can walk.”
Tricia:”diaooooo…..Where got people stand so long one.”
She said with her Ah lian accent.
Me:”haiii….. uncle old man already. Blood circulation not good. If Blood go downstairs already hard to go back up. “
We stared at each other for a while. Deep in my heart I was betting on her impatient nature.
Tricia: “ Faster leh…. Don’t play liao.”
She muttered abruptly with displeasure.
Me:”Nobody is PLAYING. This is serious. I got an erection, HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO WALK ?!?! YOU WANT ME PUT A CARROT IN YOUR PANTIES AND SEE IF YOU CAN WALK ?”
I pretended to double down on the aggressiveness
Tricia:” Fineeeeeeee…….den…….den……what if I help you ?”
^^my heart smiled at this moment
Me:”hmmm…..but how?” I continued to act blur.
Tricia:”I help you make it come out ? “
she did a “hand grabbing cock” signal with her left hand
Me:”hmmmm… that will be more effective than an ice pack.”
Tricia:”uhhh you fucking pervert. Today is ur lucky day. Fasterrrrrrr.”
Haha didn’t know the trend actually has this many readers. Been running into many personal issues lately. Failing business , and all other things falling apart so the creative department may be lacking a little.
Maybe I can get back into writing as a getaway when things get better.
Good to see the trend still as hyped up