Chapter- Honey Peach Tea
<My Son’s Tutor>
Each story details the naughty encounters during my career as a plumber and now a boss of a household servicing SME.
Due to poor academic results and my dislike to go to school.
I started my career as a plumber/handyman at a fair age of 19, under the mentorship of uncle Bobby ,an experienced and veteran plumber.
(I read tons of books, that explains the English)
~Quote of the day-
“Sometimes when you drill hard enough, you hit the right spot”
Uncle Poh Huat, Electrician
Setting:
This happened in my 40s, a few years before the pandemic. Due to me focusing on the career for the first part of my life. I settled down relatively later, and had my first boy much later than usual.
Every meet the parents session, the teacher will always say “Zhi Hao’s English needs to improve” , “Try speaking English with Zhi Hao”
When my son was PRI 3, my wife started to find a dedicated English tutor for him.
I am not really involved in the education at such a young age. I always thought kids should enjoy their childhood, like I did when I was young.
My wife always feel the need to keep up with “competition” and spends loads of money on enrichment programs and learning.
Miss Yuan will come over to our place either at night or in the afternoon to give my son tuition.
Each session will be around 2 hours.
When I do see Miss Yuan, it is usually on the weekends.
I am usually not home most of the time. And never really have any memory for any teachers of my son.
All these are about to change and take a turn one fine day.
*One Fine Saturday at around 11am*
There was a heavy thunderstorm going on outside. Being the lazy weekend man. I am still in bed.
*VROOBBBBBMMM* a flash of thunder clapped through the sky, sending surround shockwaves across the house.
*Ding Dong* The door bell rang.
I ignored, thinking it’s some delivery man who would usually leave the things outside the house.
*Ding dong, Ding Dong !!*
It sounded off around. I marched outside the house in my boxers and sleeping shirt.
I peered through the peep hole.
A fair lady with long hair stood outside.
I suddenly realized that she could be my son’s tuition.
I opened the door, a lady with in a drenched white top stood outside. With her wet hair
“Hi, sorry I am late !! Was caught in the sudden downpour” She apologized profusely like a gentle.
My Dazey morning eyes were awoken by her peach pink bra showing through her drenched white top. Her bra cupped over her breast like 2 pink seashells.
*Doiiiinkkk* My old world war 2 canon immediately sprung out of my checkered boxers.
“Errrr errrrr itsss okkk, wait ahh I go get keys.”
I stammered as I looked into her pair of beautiful shaped eyes.
I stumbled into the house to fetch the keys with my rod hard as a rock.
I went to fetch the keys to the metal gate.
“Arghhhh please don’t embarrass me at this moment.” I profusely try to get the erection down.
Trying to calm myself down. But my stubborn lol bro refuse to shrink.
I unlocked the door and invited her in, she was all drenched from hair to toes from the heavy thunderstorm.
Me: “Looks the rain is very heavy.”
I passed her a roll of paper towel to wipe herself
Miss Yuan: ”thanks Mr Dee”
**Gulps**
I stared at her discreetly, while she wiped herself.
Her boobies jiggle as she wiped her arms. As her top was almost completely transparent from the wet weather. My vision zoned into her bra. The light pink bra, shaped like a seashell. With trims of Lacey pattern at the sides
I quickly snapped out of my fantasy. And distracted myself by making her a warm cup of hot chocolate.
Me:”Errrr, have a cup of warm drink. Not good to catch a cold.”
I passed her a warm cup of hot chocolate.
Miss Yuan:”Thanks, Mr Dee”
she curled her hands around the warm cup. As she shivered in the cold.
I saw her eyes suddenly looked downwards at my boxers.
*DOINK* (My Junior is protruding out of my boxers like a 6 inch howitzer)
I caught her eyes widened when she saw it and she quickly looked away shyly.
*GASP*
Me:” pai seh….. ii…. Iii just woke up… wasn’t expecting anyone.”
Miss Yuan:” itss ok….” She knod with a blush on her face.
I covered up with my hands
Me:” soooo soooorryyy I…..i…. This kind of thing usually happen to man in the morning.”
I tried to badly explain myself.
Miss Yuan:” itss really ok Mr Dee, I understand”
She smiled politely while blushing and holding onto the warm cup.
I quickly changed the topic…..
Me:”Zhi Hao went for math enrichment in the morning, think they stuck in the rain. Can’t come back”
“They say maybe won’t back so soon, over there flooded.”
We sat on the sofa with a space between us.
Me:”Sooo how is Zhi Hao results?”
I tried to break the ice
Miss Yuan:” he’s actually a very smart boy. Just that maybe English is usual mode of communication at home and with his friends. That explains why he may be a little weak.”
The only “weak” thing that I can feel is my heart and body.
Sitting beside a beautiful young lady. Listening to her demure well mannered voice. Her moist lips articulated each word with precision.
I sat beside her as she politely maintained eye contact when she speaks.
I was just staring at her fair gentle neckline, down to her wet transparent white top , down to her smooth fair thighs covered slightly by her shorts.
I wasn’t even paying attention to what she’s saying. I was devouring her piece by piece with my eyes.
Miss Yuan:”Language is something that takes cumulative effort to develop.”
She continued speaking.
The only cumulative I know, is my sperm cumulating at the ball sac ready to explode anytime all over her smooth fair chest.
“That’s why I recommend Mrs Dee to start cultivating zhi hao’s habit of reading English books at a young age.” She continued
Me: “you must be quite cold, let me get you some clothes to change into. We have a clothes dryer , 30 mins and you can dry your clothes.”
I interrupted her
Miss Yuan:” huh, Mr Dee no need !”
I ignored her and walked towards the room.
Miss Yuan: “I am fine… really.”
Me: ”some home clothes of my wife, you can change out temporary and put your clothes in the basket. I put in the laundry dryer. Very fast will be dry liao.” I passed her the basket and a set of home clothes.
Miss yuan:” huh! No need….” She waved off using her hands.
Me:”it’s better, you see you look so pale. You are all drenched up. Will fall sick easily.”
I insisted while Shoving the basket in front of her hands.
She reluctantly accepted.
Me:”The pants is stretchable and T shirt should be a bit big for you.”
Me:”looking at the situation… Your underwear…. Should be quite soaked too right.”
Me: “But errrrr…..I don’t think got extra bra and panties. I think wife’s one may be…. Too big… ” (My wife is quite Fat- she’s a E cup)
I DONT KNOW WHY I MADE SUCH A BAD BLUNDER
There was a 30 secs awkward silence while we starred into each other’s eyes.
Me:”I meannn I meannnn !! I NOT SAYING YOURS IS SMALL. Yours looks quite big too…”
Me:”I mean Miss Yuan, you have a really good figure that many woman will be jealous off.”
She does indeed have a realllly really good body. Well endowed boobies (AT LEAST A C) from my professional eye scanner, Slim waistline, thighs that have just the right proportion, and a good height 1.5-1.6ish.
*I TRIED TO SAVE MYSELF DESPERATELY*
Me:” NOT SAYING YOH ARE SMALL OR ANYTHING… YOU KNOW MY WIFE RIGHT. Her size of course is huge.”
Me:” I mean your assets are very well endowed*
*chuckles* she gave off a sweet smile, after watching my desperate attempt to explain myself
Miss Yuan:”Aww Mr Dee.” Her hands moved to slightly cover her chest.
Me:” Ok ! you faster go change out and take a shower. Later you catch a cold.”
*DOINKKKKK* the excitement of discussing her body made my canon Stretch out the boxers further like a howitzer coming out of the camouflage.
She seem to have detected the micro moment and Her eyes looked downwards shyly.
Me:”Errrr errrrr… ok u can use the toilet in the kitchen.”
I covered my groin area in embarrassment.
*Shiiiiiiishhh* the water of the shower head went off. As miss yuan took a warm shower.
I kept drinking water to cool myself down.
The more I drank the more horny I got. I haven’t gotten so horny in a long time. Didn’t know the feeling is still so strong at this age (almost 50 soon at that time).
I felt like a 20 year older tiger
*RAWR*
*incoming message*
Wife: ^^english teacher there alrd?
Me:^^ Ya, heavy rain.
Wife:^^Ya stuck here, you want come fetch us?
Me:^^ traffic sure jam this hour plus raining.
dun think you all can be back on time.
Me:^^ maybe I tell her cancel today. Then I fetch u all 2 hours later.
Me:^^ you bring boy go eat something first
Wife:^^ok
The naughty me tried to defer them from coming home, so I can have more time with Miss Yuan……
I knew I have to make a move, how can I not at least try to … get something out of her.
BUT HOW ?!?!? I knew the quick fire method may not work. It may even get me into trouble.
I knew if I start, this is a long drawn process. One that I have to slowly fish her out of her comfort zone.
Miss Yuan:”Thanks, feels so much better after a warm shower.”
She stood there with the oversized T shirt, wiping dry her long hair with the towel.
Me:”Mmm…They should be back soon. But the rain still looks very heavy. You go relax in the living room first? Let me dry your clothes.
I snatched over the basket with her laundry in it.
Miss Yuan:” Errr”
Me:”go go go you go prepare for class”
I directed her to the living room. Leaving mee all alone in the kitchen with her pile of wet clothes.
*chuckles*
***Pervy moments coming up those bros that can’t take fetish skip to the next parts***
**Pervy moments**
I sniffed on her wet top like a scavenger.
*Sniffffff*
Ahhhh somehow her scent smells so unique. Like a gentle blend of berries with sweat.
I can’t find her panties, she must be Wearing her wet pair of panties on. Maybe not the commando type.
But her bra was there. I quickly grabbed onto her hot pink bra.
Flipped around and looked at the tag “32D”
OH MY ~ My compliments aren’t wrong. She’s indeed…. WELL ENDOWED.
I dunked my nose into her D Cups. Like a
*snifffffff** Ahhhh the cups smelled like fresh japanese peaches
**sniffff** **snifffffff**
I took another 2 puffs of the scent of her juicy peaches
By this time I was in heaven. My cum bursting out of the ball sags..
Could feel some of the pre-cum drizzling onto the boxers
Ahhhhhh frankkkkk WHAT ARE YOU DOING
After satisfying my fetish I went out to the living room and talked to her more.
Me:”The clothes should be dried really soon.”
Miss Yuan:”awww thanks Mr Dee.”
I knew I had to find an opening, any opening to launch my fishing rod.
We chatted for a while.
Miss Yuan is a full time private tutor in her early 30s. Has been doing it for 2 years.
She enjoys working with kids (I don’t know if it’s real) and loves education as a career. She finds that the flexibility of full time tutoring gives her more time for her personal life.
I tried my best to find any opening to get closer into a private world. But I can’t seem to find any conversation topic to start off with. I finally remembered a tip taught to me by my casanova friend and used it.
##Tip : talk about the pain points of the girls and emphasize with them.
Me:”Must be so tough being full time tutor. No CPF and if parents cancel class also very sian.” I tried to step on the pain point
Miss Yuan:” YES ! There’s once I reach the door then got canceled.” She gave a sad face.
I stared at her In the over-sized T shirt with her left nipple shape visible.
She is such a beauty- Eyes that draws toy in further and further , fair skin with smooth complexion and a lips that is supple and moist.
I wonder how the dad of her other kids resist the temptation of such a hot tuitor.
*Flufff*
She bundled up her hair with both hands and tie a pony tail.
*Doink* both her nipples popped out from the T shirt. While she ties the pony tail.
**DOINKK**
My Old Rusty Canon sprouted OUT of the Opening of the boxers. (You know the small gap at the front of some boxer design)
**DOINK** I felt my rod come out of the gap..as it brush past the fabric of the boxers.
Maybe in response to her cute nips popping out.
She suddenly halted and stop tying her hair and looked onto my groin area.
I PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW ANYTHING. AND CARRY ON CHATTING WITH HER.
Miss Yuan:” Mr ….misterrrr Dee.” I could tell she wanted to politely tell me my cock is out of the shorts. But could find a phrase.
Me:”Ya, you are right about cultivating reading habits. But you have any books to recommend? Not sure what pri 3 kids can read. Maybe I can go bookstore later.”
I PRETENDED to ignore my exposed cock. I even flexed a bit of the muscle below. So the rod swayed side by side
Miss Yuan:”misss ter Dee ?” She pointed at my groin … you could tell from her face the awkwardness. Her mouth wide open in shock.
I pretended to NOT knowing what she’s saying.
Me:”huh??? Oh you mean we have the books at home already? I don’t see zhi hao reading anything leh.”
She’s blushing slowly as she stared continuously at my thick old man rod. In much distress. Usually it’s the female that “Zao Geng” but this time round it was the man.
<<Continued>>
*DOINKK**
My Old Rusty Canon sprouted OUT of the Opening of the boxers. (You know the small gap at the front of some boxer design)
**DOINK** I felt my rod come out of the gap..as it brush past the fabric of the boxers.
Maybe in response to her cute nips popping out.
She suddenly halted and stop tying her hair and looked onto my groin area.
I PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW ANYTHING. AND CARRY ON CHATTING WITH HER.
Miss Yuan:” Mr ….misterrrr Dee.” I could tell she wanted to politely tell me my cock is out of the shorts. But could find a phrase.
Me:”Ya, you are right about cultivating reading habits. But you have any books to recommend? Not sure what pri 3 kids can read. Maybe I can go bookstore later.”
I PRETENDED to ignore my exposed cock. I even flexed a bit of the muscle below. So the rod swayed side by side
Miss Yuan:”misss ter Dee ?” She pointed at my groin … you could tell from her face the awkwardness. Her mouth wide open in shock.
I pretended to NOT knowing what she’s saying.
Me:”huh??? Oh you mean we have the books at home already? I don’t see zhi hao reading anything leh.”
She’s blushing slowly as she stared continuously at my thick old man rod. In much distress. Usually it’s the female that “Zao Geng” but this time round it was the man.
I continue to playing dumb as my piping hot canon got out of the gap of the boxers.
The zao geng has obviously made her very uneasy and frantic.
She finally couldn’t take it.
Miss Yuan:” MISSSSTER DEE, Your penis is exposed” she pointed and she covered her face
Me:”OMGGGGGGGG”
I looked down at my pointed canon.
I pretend to frantically find something to cover my crouch.
I saw a small puddle of water In Front of her, probably some water spilled when she was drinking just now.
!!NOW’s MY CHANCE!! I thought to myself
My quick wits made me piece together some
Scenes and orchestrate something IMPOSSIBLE.
I pointed towards a piece of cloth on the sofa right beside her.
I stood up and “tried” to reach for it
I aimed my leg intentionally at the puddle of water.
!!HE HE HE!! SLIIIPPPPED!!
The ball of my feet contacted the wet spot on the floor
!!SLIPPED!!
I dived towards her like a rugby player going for the touch down. To make it more convincing, I threw my whole body weight into it and fly right into her.
!!!SHHHUUUUUUUSHHH!!
Me:”Ahhhhh!!!!”
Miss yuan: “ECKKKKKK!!”
I purposely “CLASHED” my hard canon into her body. So I can fake and “injury”
!!!CLASHHH!! I aimed my cock at the tip of her elbow and gave it a huge knock.
!!DOINNNKK!!! I threw myself further into her chest and clashed body to body with her
!!AWEEEEEESHHHHH!!!
I squashed her and we hugged like koala bears for a few seconds.
She was in a state of shock and terror.
Me:”SORRYYYYYY WATER !!!!! SORRY I SLIPPED”
I brushed my wet leg on her feet so that she immediately understand the situation.
I observed her face turning blue, unsure what is going through her mind.
Afraid that my “act” could have been exposed. I decided to escalate things and make it even more real.
Me:”ARGHHHH!!! HELP…… HELP ME GET THE ICE.”
I groaned in pain as I covered my crouch and rolled over on the sofa. She stared at me blankly
Me:”QUICK , HELP
GET ICE PACK, TOP PART OF THE FRIDGE TAKE FROM FREEZER. DAMN PAIN AHHH”
I continued groaning and signaled her to fetch an ice pack.
Her face changed, and ran quickly to the kitchen.
I had to put on my oscccaaarrr performance.
What followed is an awkward moment of silence with sound of the rain. Storming down the sky.
We stared blankly as I ice packed my “injured” cock.
Me:” I felt a muscle tear just now >.<“
Miss Yuan:”Misssterrr dee are you ok? You need to see a doctor?”
She looked very concerned and fell for the acting.
Me:” I am sorry things turned out this way. I mean…… I can’t believe it myself. I mean …… I mean u came so early… if I had changed out of my boxers…… if you didn’t spill the water…. If I was more careful…. If …. ARGHHHHHH PAIN.”
I continued to explain and pretended to be in pain to draw more sympathy.
Miss Yuan:” huhhhhh are you ok? Sorry I spilled the water “
She accompanied me through the “ordeal” patiently. We had casual chat here and there.
Me:” The rain still so heavy. What time your next class ? I fetch you there ?”
Miss Yuan:” huh ! It’s alright Mister Dee
I can manage myself. I don’t think I can be on time for the next one. I may need to call to cancel. The session after next is in 3 hours time.
Me: “Can can I fetch you. Wait for me I change clothes.”
I limped towards my room like a wounded animal, I felt her concerned look , looking at me as I limped on.
I knew I had to make the best out of my “injury” to try to push things further at least. But how ?
<<Continued>>
*DOINKK**
My Old Rusty Canon sprouted OUT of the Opening of the boxers. (You know the small gap at the front of some boxer design)
**DOINK** I felt my rod come out of the gap..as it brush past the fabric of the boxers.
Maybe in response to her cute nips popping out.
She suddenly halted and stop tying her hair and looked onto my groin area.
I PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW ANYTHING. AND CARRY ON CHATTING WITH HER.
Miss Yuan:” Mr ….misterrrr Dee.” I could tell she wanted to politely tell me my cock is out of the shorts. But could find a phrase.
Me:”Ya, you are right about cultivating reading habits. But you have any books to recommend? Not sure what pri 3 kids can read. Maybe I can go bookstore later.”
I PRETENDED to ignore my exposed cock. I even flexed a bit of the muscle below. So the rod swayed side by side
Miss Yuan:”misss ter Dee ?” She pointed at my groin … you could tell from her face the awkwardness. Her mouth wide open in shock.
I pretended to NOT knowing what she’s saying.
Me:”huh??? Oh you mean we have the books at home already? I don’t see zhi hao reading anything leh.”
She’s blushing slowly as she stared continuously at my thick old man rod. In much distress. Usually it’s the female that “Zao Geng” but this time round it was the man.
I continue to playing dumb as my piping hot canon got out of the gap of the boxers.
The zao geng has obviously made her very uneasy and frantic.
She finally couldn’t take it.
Miss Yuan:” MISSSSTER DEE, Your penis is exposed” she pointed and she covered her face
Me:”OMGGGGGGGG”
I looked down at my pointed canon.
I pretend to frantically find something to cover my crouch.
I saw a small puddle of water In Front of her, probably some water spilled when she was drinking just now.
!!NOW’s MY CHANCE!! I thought to myself
My quick wits made me piece together some
Scenes and orchestrate something IMPOSSIBLE.
I pointed towards a piece of cloth on the sofa right beside her.
I stood up and “tried” to reach for it
I aimed my leg intentionally at the puddle of water.
!!HE HE HE!! SLIIIPPPPED!!
The ball of my feet contacted the wet spot on the floor
!!SLIPPED!!
I dived towards her like a rugby player going for the touch down. To make it more convincing, I threw my whole body weight into it and fly right into her.
!!!SHHHUUUUUUUSHHH!!
Me:”Ahhhhh!!!!”
Miss yuan: “ECKKKKKK!!”
I purposely “CLASHED” my hard canon into her body. So I can fake and “injury”
!!!CLASHHH!! I aimed my cock at the tip of her elbow and gave it a huge knock.
!!DOINNNKK!!! I threw myself further into her chest and clashed body to body with her
!!AWEEEEEESHHHHH!!!
I squashed her and we hugged like koala bears for a few seconds.
She was in a state of shock and terror.
Me:”SORRYYYYYY WATER !!!!! SORRY I SLIPPED”
I brushed my wet leg on her feet so that she immediately understand the situation.
I observed her face turning blue, unsure what is going through her mind.
Afraid that my “act” could have been exposed. I decided to escalate things and make it even more real.
Me:”ARGHHHH!!! HELP…… HELP ME GET THE ICE.”
I groaned in pain as I covered my crouch and rolled over on the sofa. She stared at me blankly
Me:”QUICK , HELP
GET ICE PACK, TOP PART OF THE FRIDGE TAKE FROM FREEZER. DAMN PAIN AHHH”
I continued groaning and signaled her to fetch an ice pack.
Her face changed, and ran quickly to the kitchen.
I had to put on my oscccaaarrr performance.
What followed is an awkward moment of silence with sound of the rain. Storming down the sky.
We stared blankly as I ice packed my “injured” cock.
Me:” I felt a muscle tear just now >.<“
Miss Yuan:”Misssterrr dee are you ok? You need to see a doctor?”
She looked very concerned and fell for the acting.
Me:” I am sorry things turned out this way. I mean…… I can’t believe it myself. I mean …… I mean u came so early… if I had changed out of my boxers…… if you didn’t spill the water…. If I was more careful…. If …. ARGHHHHHH PAIN.”
I continued to explain and pretended to be in pain to draw more sympathy.
Miss Yuan:” huhhhhh are you ok? Sorry I spilled the water “
She accompanied me through the “ordeal” patiently. We had casual chat here and there.
Me:” The rain still so heavy. What time your next class ? I fetch you there ?”
Miss Yuan:” huh ! It’s alright Mister Dee
I can manage myself. I don’t think I can be on time for the next one. I may need to call to cancel. The session after next is in 3 hours time.
Me: “Can can I fetch you. Wait for me I change clothes.”
I limped towards my room like a wounded animal, I felt her concerned look , looking at me as I limped on.
I knew I had to make the best out of my “injury” to try to push things further at least. But how ?
<Continued>
She changed back into her white top and shorts.
After much persuasion Miss Yuan, finally allow me to fetch her to her next destination.
She kept saying she doesn’t want to “trouble”
Me.
She probably could not get any taxi/grab given the crazy state of the thunderstorm.
The wind was blowing crazily as we made our way to the multistorey car park. Our hair was flying everywhere with the rain splattering inside the shelter.
I continued “acting” as I limped slowly on the wet floor.
Miss Yuan:”are you ok mr Dee ??”
Me: “Ya I am fine……. Just….a bit painful
I think I will go see a doctor after I fetch you.”
Miss Yuan:”Omg didn’t know it was so serious.”
Me:”May I borrow support from your shoulder? Suddenly very pain, can’t walk.” I looked into her eyes.
She didn’t not answer, I wrap my right arm across her small shoulder. I was about 1.5 heads taller than her.
I purposely added some weight and limped more intensively.
!!ZVVVRRRROMMM!!! SHIZHHHHHH!!! SHISHH!!
The rain splash in despite the shelter. I limped on her as she supported my weight wholeheartly. You could tell miss yuan has a kind heart. I stared down her cleavage has she was focused at the road ahead.
Hoahhhhhh!!!!!! Her fair milkshakes are there in front of my eyes. Gently cupped by her bra. Some parts are spilling out. Looks almost like
Her bra is too small for her.
Her tits were even fairer than her skin.
!!DOINKKK!! My old man canon was brought to life by her Snow White tits.
Me:” Reaching soon already. Park at level 2 “
I limped up the stairs. I made use of the momentum while limping upwards to brush against her boobs.
!!wiiushhhh!!! !!wiushh!!
!!Bbep beeep !! CAR DOORS OPEN
Me:”Thanks for helping me. I don’t know why suddenly become so painful when walk.”
Miss Yuan:”oh dear I hope it’s nothing serious.”
We chatted casually while I started the engine and took the postal code of her next tuition place
I find myself looking at her thighs while she sat in the car looking out at the Rainy sky
<Continued>
Me:”Thanks for helping me. I don’t know why suddenly become so painful when walk.”
Miss Yuan:”oh dear I hope it’s nothing serious.”
We chatted casually while I started the engine and took the postal code of her next tuition place
I find myself looking at her thighs while she sat in the car looking out at the Rain.
Her next session was still a few hours away. So i convinced her that we should hang out a while at a cafe nearby her next tuition location. Since we both haven’t had our lunch.
The storm was heavy as the rain plummeted on the windscreen continuously.
Our conversation was also like the rain. It was non-stop seamlessly moving from one topic to another. As though we have very much in common to talk about.
Miss Yuan is a full time tutor in her early 30s. She left her job in the bank to pursue a career that gives her freedom and lots of free time.
She has poise and linguistic flair of a banker.
But also the compassion and empathy to make a fine educator.
At this point, I knew that I was very much glued onto her. This was the first time that I actually take interest into my son’s tuition teacher.
We continued to talk and whenever I need to switch lanes or make a turn. I would take the chance to check the “blind spot” taking glances down her cleavage opening hoping to catch a glimpse of her smooth puppies.
The rain was getting heavier as the whole windscreen is blurred up by the torrential downpour.
Me:”Woahh lucky I drove you, I can’t imagine how you going to get there in this weather. You be all wet again.”
Miss Yuan:”yes, the rain is so heavy! Thanks Uncle “ she looked into my eyes and smiled
Me:”You know….. you can call me Frank. Uncle makes me sound really old. Although I am “
Miss Yuan:”No you don’t look old at all ! “
I wanted to push the boundaries a little further to “test” her comfort zone. Before I launch my attacks.
Me:”So Miss Yuan, how do you maintain such a goddess like figure ? Your body shape and your legs are like model standard. You exercise often ?”
Miss Yuan:” awwww you flatter me ! I think I am grow fat these days. Haven’t been exercising , student exams are coming very busy everyday !”
Miss Yuan:” andddd you can call me Sandy. Miss Yuan sounds so…. Formal.” She chuckled.
Me:” Fat ?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING. Any woman on earth will want to have your body!
All the right proportions in the right places.
Me:”IF YOU ARE FAT then everyone is an elephant already.”
I continued showering her with praises.
Me:” you see your legs are long and thighs are lean. Your waist is also like the golden ratio. And your chest ahem** is also very well ………. Endowed.”
Sandy:” oh my… your vocabulary is hilarious.”
I pointed to her boobies that are showing obviously on her shirt.
Me:”miss yuan….. your endowments will make many woman jealous.”
Sandy:” come on… itssssss not THAT BIG !”
She blushed and covered her face with her palms.
Me:”you can fool anyone, but you can’t fool me.”
Me:”besides…….. I sort of crushed into it just now. They certainly……..doesn’t feel…… small.” I smirked and looked at her for a while and returned to focus on the road.
Could see that she is blushing internally at all those compliments.
Me:”ahhhh speaking of which…. It still hurts very bad. I think I will see a doctor afterwards.”
Sandy:” oh no, I didnt know it is that serious.”
I tried to spin a tale to make her guilty.
Me:” SIGHHHHH…. I wasn’t expecting water on the floor. Somemore our floor is marble. I think might have slipped too hard. “
Me:”I felt a muscle tear when the ….. part smashed onto your knees. >.<“
I could tell she’s buying into the story as she looks Really really guilty.
Sandy:” sorry ….. I shouldn’t have spilled the water. If not all these won’t happen. At least let me pay for your medical bills. Mr Dee.”
Me:” No way I will allow you to do that.”
We carried on chatting along the way, and we reached our destination.
We went into this cafe near a neighbourhood area. It was very hipster and young. I am a coffee shop person and going into a cafe after a long time seems like a whole new world for me.
I got myself some fancy coffee and she ordered an avocado drink. We ordered an all day breakfast for sharing.
I did something really out of the box. A simple act that only couples would do.
When the food came, I used the folk to pinch the mushroom along with the egg. And like a gentlemen I guided the folk near her mouth to feed her. She was taken aback pleasantly.
Me:”come you have the first bite , to start things off.”
She opened her mouth as I fed her like she was my girlfriend.
Me:”taste good ?”
Sandy:” ya really good, you should try !”
The spark between us blossomed as we kept on chatting.
Our eyes locked up many times during the hangout and she started giving compliments about my English and my career. Not sure if she’s just patronising me or she’s sincere.
I tried to put my leg close to hers as we “accidentally” brush past each other a few times.
Looks like I need to put in another Oscar performance to close the deal
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The spark between us blossomed as we kept on chatting.
Our eyes locked up many times during the hangout and she started giving compliments about my English and my career. Not sure if she’s just patronising me or she’s sincere.
I tried to put my leg close to hers as we “accidentally” brush past each other a few times.
Looks like I need to put in another Oscar performance to close the deal.
We had a broad conversation topic throughout the whole time. I knew that she would not be easy.
There were occasions when I tried to peep at her cleavage.
I got caught once….. I tried to peep and her eyes just happened to catch me red handed.
It was an awkward, 20 secs of silence.
Me:” ahem…… your….. assets…. Ahem big assets just happened.. got into my line of sight… apologies for staring at them.”
Miss Yuan:” haha ! I mean is normal I guess. Don’t worry too much uncle.”
She chuckled and blushed.
One thing I learnt from uncle Bobby is always upsell and always set up a follow up appointment.
So I tried and tried to find a way for me to SOMEHOW meet her in private again. I
Probed , and probed and probed for an opening.
Until finally, she revealed a chance herself.
Miss yuan (Tuition Teacher): “You know ******* is actually having a concert in esplanade soon?”
Me: “Woahhh miss yuan I didn’t know you are into symphony music too (I don’t know nuts about classics music) !”
Miss Yuan:” Yes of course, it’s music is food for the soul.”
She went on and on about the orchestra and their history. One thing good about Miss Yuan is that she carries on conversation herself well.
As though she’s giving me a tuition.
Me:” iffff you are NOT too busy……just iffff…… you want to maybe …. Go to listen to the concert TOGETHER ?”
I pushed my chips in, like on the poker table
Miss Yuan:” Of course !!!! My friends don’t know how to appreciate all these.”
Me:”MINE TOO !! Okay on !! Let me get the tickets !”
I stretched out my pinky finger …. She stretched out hers and we hooked it together.
After more chatting she left for her next session….
We didn’t text or talk much for the next 7 days or so… until I texted her about the tickets
Me: <<Soooo next Friday evening you okay ? I get us the front row>>
Miss Yuan: << Sure, will keep that day free.>>
After a while, she texted again
Miss Yuan: <<but the ticket prices are pretty steep for the front row. You think it worth the value to pay so much for just a concert? >>
She seemed concerned about the price
I thought through and gave a wonderful text book answer. Sometimes woman will just try to test you with questions here and there.
Me: << ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT, COME ON THEY ONLY COME SINGAPORE ONCE IN HOW MANY YEARS ! IF DONT SEAT FRONT ROW I WILL REGRET MAN !>>
After a while my phone beeped
Miss Yuan:<< Hehe I thought so too ! Tell me how much I transfer you.>>
Me: <<Ok you transfer me $0. Haha. Maybe you can buy me dinner after that.>>
Miss Yuan:<<But I feel bad. >>
Me:<<See you on Friday Miss Yuan>>
***Disclaimer for readers of the 2 stories****
Just to get the timeline right
The time line for this is quite a few years before the Covid period.
Where we still roam around freely without having to wear mask.
The timeline for Kopi Beng story is set in the Covid period.