This thread is to share my unexpected happenings, be it at the spa or ONS.. sex forum right? hehe
Many experienced brothers here, so feel free to comment and ask.
First story is about going to a spa which is clean and legit, but a good release because times are hard and ML needs to survive. The feeling of having something extra at a clean place gets me hard, even now.
Story goes like this.. My wife ask me to buy bread at a bakery which is famous. This is in town with nice french loaf, and bread. It is at a row of shophouses in central part of Singapore.
I illegal park in front of the shop and saw a spa nearby. It looks clean, bright and prim and proper. Without any of those tinted classes, cheesy shop name or those ugly copy and paste images. In fact, I saw a lady entering too.
I saw the lady at the counter, she is my type. Small size, slim, slender, nice hair and was wondering if got any special. The shop looks like do not have, and she was wearing a polo company tshirt and jeans..so I sort of sian liao.
Was tempted to try but I had time constraints. I look girls who are slim and slender, like Yvonne Lim type. No boobs nevermind, as long as look like her, demure, petite. All my girl friends are like that.
It was covid too, so scared of heading to spa.
So I decided, heck la, at most go for a normal massage, and anything else is a bonus. I quickly park my car nearby. And then I enter excitedly.
Me: 你好。你们按摩多少？ (how much for a massage?
She wore a mask, but she flash me a smile as I could see her eyes smiling at me. 哥哥， 你好。 一个钟$60。你想按吗？(one hour $60, elder brother)
Me: 好啊。 现在可以按吗? (can I do it now?)
She: 当然可以哥哥。With that, she called a name and got someone inside. 我的同事帮你按，可以吗哥哥？(sure, my colleague will help you)
Me: 啊。我要你按，行吗？(can i choose you instead?)
She: 不行哥哥。已经有人约我了。他随时到。我同事按也一样的。(I have an appt with someone else shortly, so sorry)
Me: 不了。我要你按 (I prefer you, is it ok?)
She looked paiseh and blushed a little: 这样啊吧。你可以等我到2点吗？ (can you wait till 2pm?)
Me: 不行了。老婆在等呢。我如果迟回，会被骂的。哈哈 (cannot la, my wife will scold me)
She: 这样吧，换个微信。下次预约？(next time then, we exchange wechat ok?)
Her colleague was looking on, and I felt paiseh. She also felt it as well.
On my way out, I see her wechat moments, wow, really my type. Even just a HJ I will be happy already.
As I walk back to my car, hear her calling me 哥哥。 I melt liao.
I usually do not like to go to spa. Prefer those at condo as I feel safer.
I text her right away: 你们店的工作时间是几点到几点？(what type are your working hours)
She: 早上十点到晚上十点，哥哥 (morning 10am to night 10pm, elder brother)
Me: 啊。没有加班的？ (oh, no later than that? got do overtime at the shop?)
She: 没有啦。我们是正规店。老板不让的。哥哥，别乱想。哈哈。有空过来按摩。我有中医经验，哪里酸痛我可以帮忙 。身体有热气，我可以给你送拔罐刮痧。(do not think so much, we are a prim and proper shop. I am TCM trained, can even give you cupping for free)
Me: 没有乱想。我要去正规店。不然老婆发现，我糟糕了。现在有病情，我不要上头条新闻。(I did not overthink. With the trace together app, I have to make sure I go to the right place, if not my wife discover, or I am in the news, I am a goner)
She: 谢谢你今天的跟定和支持。你为什么要我按呢？ (Thanks for your support today, why do you insist on me?)
Me: 没什么吧。我是顾客，我有的选择, 不是吗？(Well, nothing la, I am the customer, I can choose right?)
She: 有点不好意思。哈哈。我下次会好好的按你的。(I was a little paiseh just now. Rest assure I will do my best for a hard massage next time u visit)
Thanks bro for support.. will find time to write.
Yes, she is still working at this place. I will not give out for now. Just enjoy the story.
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Originally Posted by
loneyheart
Upped u with the great effort in writing
The way she talking with GFE melted me as well
yeah she has GFE for sure.
She is not drop dead gorgeous but definitely not ugly
All accounts real by the way. Just sharing some of my stories here. Do not expect like some of the damn kua zhang stories which some brothers shared..
Some brothers ask me to share contact. Yeah I am still thinking la.
I was plotting for my next visit but need to get away. With trace together app, I also do not want my wife to check.
And interestingly, a good friend of mine asked me for coffee. We are very close friends but never together since poly days. She then relocated to Australia and then came back and wanted to catch up after her quarantine order. I admit I had designs of her, she is small size, petite, very slim, but her face is pretty, sharp features with foxy eyes. We still kept in touch but never seen each other for 7 years. I realized that she is having issues with her husband and decides to take a break and fly back to Singapore to recharge. So we set a place and time, I am early and halfway she text me, can we change to this place? I googled this coffee place, wah, this is opposite the bakery shop. Maybe can go massage after that liao.
So we had coffee..she was wearing white spaghetti and jeans. She does not have big boobs but anyway most petite girls do not have, but i am not a boobs person, but that is just me. I prefer girls who are warm and friendly. We samsters call it GFE? Hahaha. Thing is I always fantasize her already, and felt I wanted to release. Hopefully the spa itself got chance or at least some teasing.
Was looking forward to the spa session but I did not book in advance. So coffee session was okay. just normal catching up. I wechat her and said I am nearby. Asked her if I could drop by..and she said she was free.
SHIOK!!!
Then she wechat me this: 哥哥啊， 你到了我需要讲解有哪个按摩配套。其实全部都一样，你拿最便宜就行了。$60 的足够了。不用破费拿那些 70，80，98的。但老板在，我没办法，需要和你说。希望你体谅啊。
Me: 好的。我了解
She: 你放心，我会好好按的。
Me: 行了，你说很多次了。像老太婆。哈哈
She: 嘻嘻。谢谢你哥哥！
I went to the spa, scan my device, she show me the menu and I opted for 1 hour. Although she has mask, she was smiling. Confirm very friendly type.
The spa is quite legit..got individual rooms, shower, and each room is private, not those curtain types. Got light music too. Clean, no smell, quite nice la. But there is a sign which says: no sexual activities. All sexual activities will be reported to the police. There’s also a transparent small window. So all hopes dash liao.
She: 哥哥，你去冲个凉。我在外面等你。你可以换个裤子。(You have a quick shower first, I am outside waiting for you)
Me: 行。谢谢你 (Will do, thanks!)
She: 哥哥，你的时间从现在开始。所以你冲凉的时间我没算在内。(Your time will start from the time u finish showering, so no worries ya)
Me: 啊。那么好啊。看来我要洗久一点了。哈哈 (Wow so good, Then I will shower longer in the future. Haha)
She: 哥哥，不要太过分啦。老板有观察的。多一点没事。太多我就惨了。(Big brother, don’t be too obvious, my lady boss will observe snd I will be in deep shit)
We both laugh it off. The session then started.
She: 哥哥哪里酸痛? (Where are the sore points elder bro?)
I told her my upper body like neck and back, which she press really well. I also told her My lower body is sore as I cycle a lot. She said ok and we had small chat. She really is chatty and have GFE.
She: 哥哥，你知道那天你来，我的同事是红牌，你既然拒绝了她。我也吓到。人又漂亮，又年轻，又有身材。和我相反 呢. 按法也挺好的。(Do you know when you come that day, my friend whom you rejected is a famous masseur? She is young, pretty, tall, has a good figure and can press well. I am quite her opposite and was shocked that you prefer me instead)
Me: 哎呀。我都不是找她做爱。最重要是要按好。(Aiya, I am also not choosing a person to have sex. Most IMPT is to have a good relaxing session and the proper points are pressed)
She: 是啦。但是男人是这样的，如果有美女按，但然选美女。(All guys are the same, they want the prettiest girls to press for them. Who will choose ugly ones?)
Me: 你很差吗？老实说，我觉得你比她亮丽。(You very ugly or very bad meh? To be honest, I find you prettier than your colleague leh)
She: 哥哥，你啊。睁着眼睛说瞎话。美女全都是高的。我那么矮。(You don’t lie with your eyes wide open. She’s tall and pretty, I am short)
Me: 不可以这样说的。不同人不同口味。我喜欢像你这样娇小玲珑的。你也长的不错，会有男生追吧？( that’s not correct, different people different tastes. I like small, petite, slim and slender ones. Actually I find you pretty and I am sure you got suitors)
She: 有啦。我不喜欢他们啦哥哥。每个说要带我出去，过后去酒店。真没礼貌。(have la, but I don’t like them. They all want to bring me out and then spend the night with me at the hotel. It’s so rude of them to think this way)
Me: 看你怎么想吧。至少你可以说你有价值。(Well, it shows you have some market value, really depends on how you think)
There was an awkward silence, not sure if I said that wrong thing. Haha.
Typing next episodes.. the translation quite a lot of work to do. Thanks for all bros for support..I try to remember and keep to the essence as the girl is friendly and bubbly
And so, she asked me to flip over. I was quite excited as I want to see her face. No doubt she has a mask, she has a slim body, small waist. I have a soft spot for such girls. All my girlfriends are like that.
She: 哥哥，你说你的大腿小腿酸。我帮你按。(you mentioned your lower body is tired, let me help you)
Me: 嗯。好的。(Sure, thanks!)
She rolled up my disposable shorts, then she use her knuckles to knead my inner groin. Initially it was pain, and I cringed.
She: 哥哥，你忍一下。你那里紧。(endure a little bit bro, you have some tight muscles)
I just muster a smile and nodded.
She then move to my calves which was fine as I had no issues. But as she knead, I saw a down blouse. My rod harden, and she wasn’t aware. She was wearing a pink lacy bra. I think she saw, but she kept quiet. As she continue, my rod got bigger and was fully steamed. It was down blouse all the way and I was imagining things. Haha
She: 哥哥，看你好像是君子，你很坏。乱想了？哈哈 (you seemed a gentlemen, are you thinking about the wrong stuff? Haha)
She don’t seemed offended so I played along.
Me: 没办法，你电到我了。你的衣服有点大件，我看到你的里面了。哈哈 (I was enchanted by you, especially what you wore inside your big polo t-T-shirt which is too big for you. I could see everything)
看吧。没事啦。你开心就好。(It’s ok, I am fine, if it makes you happy, just see all u like)
As she said it, she was doing my calves still. Such a gem ya!
She then said, 看来你憋了很久？老婆没给你吗？(looks like you have been enduring for some time, your wife never give u some action?)
Me: 哈哈。我是男人，我也有需要。我又不是没有鸡鸡。你真的漂亮 (haha, I am a guy and I have my needs. You are really my type and pretty)
I saw that she blushed, and pretend never hear what I said.
I then added: 我看到你们门前说这里是正规的。没有其他东西，我了解。(I know this is a prim and proper place as I saw the sign which says no funny sexual stuff. I perfectly understand)
She said: 哥哥，你知道最近警察查得很严啊。那天刚进来查，随时的。吓死人了。好怕哥哥。被送回家就完了 。(The police come here often. They are damn strict and they are random. I was so scared, really scared. If I am sent home, I am gone)
Some brothers ask me for the place and contact..sorry, for now I will not say. This is my real experience..honestly, do not expect so much la bros..like do not expect a super kua zhang story.
I am just a normal lad and this is a realistic story.
this is how the ML talks by the way, that is her.
Writing my next post but give me time bros
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Originally Posted by
xiaozhi
The way she 哥哥 here 哥哥 there like so kinky
Yes, that’s the way she address..for customers who are older than her, younger than her, she address them this way.