Dear Bros.. Would like to get something off my chest as well as write my personal encounter with one of my ex colleague Patricia…Have to confess that some of the content in my post this time are imagination but most of it are true encounter between me and Patricia (not her true name)..
July 2007
A new admin assistant by the name of Patricia just joint my company this month.. I was out stationed as usual so I was missed her coming on board my company. However, daily chats and communication with my department guys revealed that this Patricia is attractive and sultry in her own way.. Words spread fast and before I was back, her name was already well known to all the Hum Sup (Cheeky) male employees in the company including those stationed in Japan and China..Words already had it that she look too hot to be working in our office but the fact is that she is HOT and working for us.
On my first day back to office (which is about 1 week after Patricia join my company), I arrived late and found myself taking the same lift with this“20ish” OL . Dressed in gray coat, matching short office skirt and a spaghetti top underneath with bun up hair, she looks as if she was working in some legal firm or some big company.. I was attracted to her by the way she dressed (career women type) and also her Dior Addict perfume.. I could not catch a good look at her face because she was looking down at her watch when I entered the lift.. There were only 2 of us in the lift so it was not difficult for me to look at her reflection on the lift door.. This OL wears a framed spectacles and it made her look more “educated” in some way.. If she was not working in a office, I would have guessed that she may be some newbie JC lecturer..
However upon careful look, her spectacles could not hide those long and curly eye lashes as well as her smart sparkling eyes.. Her peach blossom lips were was glossed and it would be a man’s dream to kiss them.
In her heels she looks like 1.7m in height and quite balanced in her built. I can tell that she took good care to those pair of legs.. they were fair, flawless and well carved.. Too bad I could not check out her boobs but I am quite sure its somewhere around 34B… I soon started to fantasize about being trapped together in the lift with her and all those evil thoughts keep filling in my mind.. Enhanced by the “intoxicating” perfume she wears.. my imagination run wilder.. but sad to say, lift in this JTC building seldom breakdown due to the efficiency of the maintenance contractor.. Sooner than I thought, I reached 8th floor. Coincidentally, we got out together and I was surprised that I had not seen her around before.. In my mind, I hope that she is Patricia but I could not be sure because like my colleagues described, Patricia as a hot stuff and not a properly dressed OL in spectacles like her.. I expected someone who looks wilder and more “dressy” after what I heard from my colleagues.. Maybe I was wrong but I am definitely keen to find out where she work and hopefully my neighboring office..
To be continued…
This OL was like rushing and and walked past me briskly… Scanned her card in a hurry on my office main door.. HOSAY LIAO!! I shouted in my heart.. She must be Patricia!!! I picked up my pace by the time I walked in, I saw her sitting at the front desk.. Confirmed, no doubt about it, she is Patricia!!
My heart feels like skipping a beat and all I could say that it was a VERY wonderful morning to me.. She looked up to me in surprise and our first conversation began with her sweet smile..
Pat: Good Morning, welcome .. How may I help??
She greets with a sweet smile and when she smiles, I could see 2 very sweet dimples on her rosy cheeks.. Now that I can see her eye to eye and straight in the face.. I was caught by surprise that she had a very smooth complexion and seriously, she had only very little make up or I would say, she dos not need any make up at all..
Me: Urhmm.. U must be Patricia..(Reached out my right hand to gesture for a handshake..)
Pat: Yes I am.. May I know who you are??
We shake hands.. our first “bodily” contact.. Patricia’s hand was smooth and warm.. very comfortable to hold indeed and nonetheless, I really feel something special about our handshake.. Maybe I already developed a kind of “liking” but my “liking” means more to LUST rather than emotional kind of “liking”…
Me: I work here.. My name is Roland and its nice to have you with us. (Giving her the smartest smile and greeting I can bring myself to do.)
Pat: Oh! I am sorry Mr. Chua.. I did not know its was you.. Thank you.. Its my pleasure to see you here..
Me: Haha. No worries and pleasure is mine.. Got to start work. CEO is expecting me.. Catch up with you again..
Pat: Oh ok. Sure.
Side track a bit..Not to brag about my status in my company but I work for 1 high tech company and that moment, I was reporting direct to my CEO. Working under me was 280 staff including operations, sales and marketing as well as customer service.. Moreover, I have yet to reach 35 still single but attached with a GF which I call her my OC. Among my peers and in the company, I was the looked upon highly and my pride lies with my promising career . Career in this company for me was smooth sailing and I was climbing up the social ladder here..
Soon when I settled in my room after updating my project with CEO, I made myself a cup of coffee while waiting for my emails to come in.. In the meantime, I clicked on IE and started to surf Sammyboy. Got quite a hard on after browsing some Picture links from Bros here.. Took a breather and decided to check out Pat.. I called up my Hum Sup buddy (Dave) who is another senior manager here..
Me: Hey Dave, where are you?? Free to come over for a chat???
Dave: Wow! Welcome back! Its been about 2 weeks since I saw u.. Had a good cheong in Taiwan??
Me: Hurry up la.. Come over. Update you in my room la..
Dave: Ok, coming over .
Soon Dave and me sat on the sofa in my room and we started talking from work to leisure. We updated each other on some happenings both in the office and ECAs. Dave and me are buddies because he was retrenched and I recommended him to work in my company as a Senior Operation Manager.. He is a nice bloke but still trying to get into the good books of my CEO. We chatted and soon the subject started to include Patricia..
Dave: Eh.. So u saw Patricia already?? Hot or cold?? (giving me that cheeky grin)
Me: Aiyah.. U guys say until like she like god send from heaven.. I was expecting some super chio SYT leh.. (but in my heart, I feel that Pat is a good catch liao and I can bet that she has got no problem turning heads..)
Dave: Woah… Like that still not good enough arh?? U think what?? We recruiting Ms Universe as receptionist cum admin assistant arh?? If she have that looks, she’s aready some rich man’s mistress liao lor.. Still wait for us meh??
Me: Hahahaha.. U horny arsehole.. Ok la.We go for drinks tonight.. U still owe me 3 jugs on football bets, remember?
Dave: Ok la. On you..
your style of penning bery addictive leh… though i am also having ‘battle’ elsewhere, but oso must keep a supporting eye on you, my ’troops’ camping here liao
senior project manager… keep your ‘operation Patricia’ cuming! thanks in advance
GONG Xi! GONG Xi!
Good to see bros supporting..
Will be writing more today since quite lonely today.. most of the staff clearing leave for New Year..
Bro you alone in orbit …. maybe can go HC or something pass time , hehe, anyway thanks for taking time to write your FR …. appreciate it and waiting for more.
Soon it was lunch time.. I was expecting some conference call with Japan so I decided to get packed lunch. I tried calling up the customer service ladies but they were all out but my call was diverted to Patricia..
Pat: Good afternoon, Patricia on the line here. How can I help?
Me: Oh! Hi Pat.. Its me.. Roland.
Pat: Roland?? Oooh! Hi Mr. Chua.. How can I help?
Me: Hahaha.. U can call me Roland..Mr. Chua sounds abit “elderly”. Hehe..
Pat: Oh haha.. Ok Roland..What can I do for you.
Me: Nothing serious actually. I was trying to get one of the girl to packed for me lunch while I work on the conference call with our guys in Japan.. But seems like they were all out.
Pat: Oh ok.. Jenny just left her desk and I think she is in the ladies. She will be back in a short while I guess.. Do youwant me to to convey your message over to her?
Me: Urhmm.. Its ok.. No worries. Anyway,I can just make do with some coffee and crackers here.
Pat: Skipping lunch and just coffee and crackers?? I will be going to the canteen in 10mins.If you dun mind, I can packed some lunch for you.
Me: Oh! Ok.. Tats nice of you Pat.. Thank you.. Oh by the way, U dun mind me addressing you as Pat??
Pat: No problem.. I like it. Sounds more friendly ya!
Me: Hahaha..Ok Pat, thanks by the way.
Pat: No problem.. Any special request for your lunch???
SPECIAL REQUEST???!!!!! In my mind.. The word “SPECIAL REQUEST” must be used selectively.. In my dictionary, its either in HC or some hanky panky place that I would use such word..Hahaha..
She got me into the cheeky mode now..
Me: What kind of special??? Sounds interesting?? (Horny imagination brewing)
Pat: Oh.. Today the western food stall is serving set clam chowder.. Do you like clams??
Me: What???!! CLAMS?
(The word CLAM is also sensitive to me.. in hokkien we call Hum and Hum sort of represent a woman’s cunt)
Pat: Arh! U sensitive to Clams arh??
Me: Oh no.. No.. Nothing.. Maybe something light will do.. Could you get me a shake?? Maybe winter melon milkshake will do. Not so hungry after all.
Pat: Oh ok.. Winter melon milk shake.. Got it.
Me: Urm.. Thanks Pat.. I will be in my office..
Immediately after I put down the phone, I nearly busrt into laughter.. clams and milk shake.. what the hell is wrong with me??
‘Am I a pervert or what….?’ I thought to myself..
To be continued..
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Originally Posted by
Regular1000
your style of penning bery addictive leh… though i am also having ‘battle’ elsewhere, but oso must keep a supporting eye on you, my ’troops’ camping here liao
senior project manager… keep your ‘operation Patricia’ cuming! thanks in advance
GONG Xi! GONG Xi!
Haha..Thanks Bro..
See you around..
Haha indeed, funny combination clams and milkshakes … but I think you are right in starting the hint hint …. so maybe later on can proceed from there
Quote:
Originally Posted by
first hole
Bro you alone in orbit …. maybe can go HC or something pass time , hehe, anyway thanks for taking time to write your FR …. appreciate it and waiting for more.
Bro.. CNY season leh.. where got nice gals around??
All my regular massuer went back to M’sia liao..
20mins later.. I was on schedule for the conference call with those bloody Japs. Pat knocked on my door and I signal for her to come in.. She crept in and left the milkshake and serviettes on my table. I gave her a thumbs up to signal my thanks to her plus a cheeky wink to make it the gesture more friendly.. She reciprocated with a warm smile and left a note on my table.. A folded small piece of paper..
At that moment, I could not be much bothered about what was in that slip of paper because I am still in conference call.. I did not see much of Pat that day after the milk shake and conference call..
Soon, I forgot about the slip of paper. It was only until late afternoon that I kind of remember that slip of paper Pat left me. I did not see Pat much that day after the milk shake and conference call.. I sat on down, holding the slip of paper and kind of wonder what she wrote in it.. Hopefully something kinky but I know its just fantasy on my part.. Its just our first day knowing each other and it would not happened.. So some hestotation, I read the message..
It wrote:
Roland, work is work but do try to have regular meal and take care..
Milkshake on me.. (signed off with Pat..)
My oh my… what is happening to me here.. Is she trying to hit on me or what? I know it sounds crazy but crazier thoughts are now running in my head.. I tried to convince myself that she is just trying to be nice but I am more tempted to think other wise. Since I am quite free, I might as well take a walk around the office and chat up with my staff.. But my main objective is to check Pat out. Maybe catch a slight glimpse of her and see what is she up to.
Suddenly, my computer beeped.. Someone sent an invitation for me to Skype message chat.. The nick was Pink Dolphin.. it says..
PD: Hi, free to chat?
Me: Who’s Pink Dolphin??
PD: Its me Pat.
Me: Pat? U mean Patricia Chan?
PD: Yeap.. Its me. How’s the milkshake? Manage to substitute your lunch?
Me: Oh..hahaha.. Thanks, very fresh milkshake and got your message as well.
PD: Hehe.. OK. Good to hear that.
Me: Really appreciate it..
PD: No worries.
At that instant, I feel as though I was back to my studying days whereby boys and girls exchange messages and letters to get to each other.. The feeling is quite special but honestly, I do start to feel something special at that instance.. Maybe kind of feeling good that I start to have her attention.. Something that resembles puppy love but I definitely know its impossible to have something emotional developing between the 2 of us.. I am attached and planning for my marriage.. Finally, I convinced myself that I am over sensitive..
The thought of walking over to Pat diminished as I do not want to make myself feel anything more than co workers.. I sat down, make myself some Chinese tea and started to surf Sammyboy again..
To be continued..