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Originally Posted by
9Empress
Entertaining thread bro. Thanks
Thank you
9Empress
!
Good to know people enjoy reading this. LOL
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Originally Posted by
newyorker88
Really ROFLAO…. hahahahaha
Thank you
Bro newyorker88
. Glad you like.
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mr Kim (turning to Mother): Sorry to have imposed on you, I have to get going.
Mother: Thank you Mr Kim! I will get back to you on your requirements.
Mr Kim (whispering into Ah Boy’s ear in a low voice): Don’t you ever call me ‘father’ again.
You are not my son
. Although I cannot say the same for
Shirley
,
Kimberley
and
Ashley
- they do have my genes, don’t they?
Mr Kim turned back to smile at Ah Boy before waltzing out of the main door.
Just in a few days, Ah Boy’s life had changed. He thought he had a charmed life - a good father, a good mother, a helpful maid, cute little sisters - but it was all a lie. At least his good grades were a fact and he considered himself the smartest boy in the room. He vowed to make his stupid vice-principal regret that he was not his son. He was going to ace his PSLE and get into a top tier school.
Ah Boy (shouting loudly into his pillow): Fuck you Mr Kim Chee! Bye and good riddance!
Ah Boy had wanted to shout out loud but he was a considerate boy and always had the good intentions of his neighbors at heart.
There was a knock on the door and Ah Boy almost peed in his pants. Again. Yes, Ah Boy had this unfortunate case of being unable to control his bladder.
Mother: What was the nonsense you were sprouting just now?
Ah Boy: Ma…… Just now……
Mother (cutting Ah Boy off): Just now what? You called your mother a whore in front of her boss? Is that what a good son should do?
Mother came forward. Because Ah Boy trained himself in the ancient arts of Shaolin, Wudang, Kunlun, Huashan, Quanzhen (just to name a few) by watching hours and hours of video footage, he was as agile as a monkey. He avoided his mother’s outstretched hand by quickly performing the “cuckoo fly over the coop”. He did a spin and expertly dodged his mother’s hand but he had exerted too much ’torque’ in his spin so he spun ‘slightly’ only ‘slightly’ out of control. Luckily he also learnt the Toad Skill and he landed safely on his face.
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Originally Posted by
undergroundtree
paging for boy boy!
Yes? Who
pah
pager for Ah Boy?
Think Ah Boy MIA for quite some time liao.
His last post was
here
.
Maybe school re-open so he busy study.
Maybe he become silent reader because school encourages silent reading
Or maybe he registered a new nick?
But not to worry, your friendly neighborhood Chupchai Kia is here
for regular dose of "
The Adventures of Ah Boy
"
(as long as got people want to read)
It was nearing Chinese New Year and everybody was in a festive mood. Ah Boy also didn’t have mood to study. Anyway, with his superior intellect, he also don’t need to study much.
He turned on his laptop and watched this movie on the opium war. History was his favorite subject as he always loved to imagine himself as an ancient Chinese Emperor with a million concubines.
This particular story was about a Kung Fu master and his two students fighting against the British. This story resonated with him because he also knew all forms of ancient martial arts and he don’t like Ang Mor, especially those mixed blood like his vice principal. While he watched the show, he imagined the British baddie to be Mr Kim.
Ah Boy (thinking aloud): You say I am not your son? I hope you die horribly.
In the movie, the British paid a lot of money to a beautiful cult leader to kill off the Kung Fu master and his two students. He didn’t really pay much attention to the story because he was busy scrolling so that he could get to the main two points of the movie (
Click here
to read the whole Opium War story).
As the credits scrolled, Ah Boy pulled down his shorts and used his thumb to play with his cock. As Ah Boy had a large thumb, using his thumb
adequately covered
the length of his cock. He closed his eyes and recalled the scenes from the earlier movie and
imagined the beautiful cult leader got gang raped by three evil men
.
Ah Boy didn’t have to imagine much before he unloaded everything in his hands. Just then, the door swung open and his sisters appeared.
Shirley: Kor! What are you doing? Why got all those grunting sounds one?
Ashley: Ya lor! Sounds like pig oink oink leh!
Shirley: Sounds more like someone in pain Loh!
The two sisters argued as to who had a better description of the sounds that Ah Boy made when the bickering was interrupted by Kimberly’s shouts.
Kimberly (pointing to a puddle of goo on the floor): Hey! What’s that? Eek!
All three of his sisters focused their eyes on Ah Boy. Suddenly one of his sisters screeched.
Ashley: Yee! Kor kor not wearing his shorts!
Shirley: Eee! So shame-shame! Show everybody his kkj!
Ah Boy hurriedly got up but slipped on his own cum and fell on the floor. Seeing this, his three sisters started laughing. Ah Boy wanted to tell them that this was no laughing matter. Even though it didn’t look erected, falling on his cock was a painful affair. By the time he regained his composure, his three sisters have already fled the scene. Their voices could be heard trailing off in the distance.
Ashley: Orh hor! Kor kor shee shee in the room again!
Shirley: Shame-shame! Baboo Seng!
Kimberly: Later Mummy and Daddy will cane you again! Tee hee!
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Originally Posted by
newyorker88
Getting more hilarious
Thanks to the good reference material provided.
https://sbfsg.world/showthread.php?t=805148
A post of brilliance by a person who obviously has a small
[CENSORED]
(Usually nicks give clear indications, if you know what I mean?)
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Ah Boy hurriedly got up but slipped on his own cum and fell on the floor. Seeing this, his three sisters started laughing. Ah Boy wanted to tell them that this was no laughing matter. Even though it didn’t look erected, falling on his cock was a painful affair. By the time he regained his composure, his three sisters have already fled the scene. Their voices could be heard trailing off in the distance.
Ashley: Orh hor! Kor kor shee shee in the room again!
Shirley: Shame-shame! Baboo Seng!
Kimberly: Later Mummy and Daddy will cane you again! Tee hee!
Afraid that his parents would scold him, Ah Boy quickly cleared up the mess he made. He was afraid to ask his maid to help because of recent events. Realizing he had used up all the tissue in his room, he used his school uniform, underwear and whatever fabrics he could get his hands on. He just had to clean up all the incriminating evidence in his room.
Being a smart boy, Ah Boy realized he not only had to ensure his room was spotless, it had to smell good too! Grabbing his Snoopy wallet, he made his way out of his flat.
That was when he met her - the
chio bu who stayed on 2nd floor
! He had seen her once, climbing up the stairs to 2nd storey. Being a natural busybody, Ah Boy had stealthily followed her, so he knew which unit she stayed in. As he saw her open and close the gate, he realized he had shot off yet another load in his underwear.
Seeing her leave her flat, he knew he had found his chance! He was going to climb up the stairs to the 2nd floor and see if she had left any of her sexy high heels outside her house.
Ah Boy (thinking to himself): 2nd Floor chio bu so sexy. Her heels must smell very nice too! I smell already sure high one!
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Originally Posted by
Europarapa
Ah Boy is back!!
Hi hi
Bro Europarapa
!
Yes! Ah Boy is back thanks to the good reference material provided.
https://sbfsg.world/showthread.php?t=805148
Suddenly a new clone open so many new threads with so many new ideas!
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Seeing her leave her flat, he knew he had found his chance! He was going to climb up the stairs to the 2nd floor and see if she had left any of her sexy high heels outside her house.
Ah Boy (thinking to himself): 2nd Floor chio bu so sexy. Her heels must smell very nice too! I smell already sure high one!
Ah Boy saw stiletto heels of different heights and colours placed neatly by the doorway. He felt his little kukubird nod its cute little head as he imagined the different heels as different girls standing along the corridor waiting for him to call their number.
Today, he felt like chilli red so he picked up that pair and buy them to his nose and gave them a good sniff.
Ah Boy (smiling to himself): Oh my love! My darling! Your feet smell like Hong Kong!
He took one of the heels and stabbed his balls a few times.
Ah Boy: Ouch! Maybe I stab too hard already.
He then licked the heel, imagining it is the slender legs of his 2nd floor neighbor.
Ah Boy (murmuring): Oh you are so smooth. You smell so good. You make me so horny.
Ah Boy was so engrossed in his fantasy. He never knew he also had a shoe fetish.
Neighbor (shouting): Oei! You siao is it?
The loud voice scared Ah Boy and he frantically threw the high heels away.
Ah Boy (shrieking as he flapped his hands wildly): Aiyeee!
Ah Boy dashed towards the staircase. A normal boy would have to run down the stairs - one step at a time but Ah Boy was no ordinary boy! He was versed in the 69 mystical martial arts and he rolled down the stairs in record time! No sooner had he reached the ground floor, he used his “Toad Skill” to hop to a corner and then he scampered off towards the supermarket. He just remembered he also had to buy some deodorant to mask out the musky smell of his bedroom.
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Neighbor (shouting): Oei! You siao is it?
The loud voice scared Ah Boy and he frantically threw the high heels away.
Ah Boy (shrieking as he flapped his hands wildly): Aiyeee!
Ah Boy dashed towards the staircase. A normal boy would have to run down the stairs - one step at a time but Ah Boy was no ordinary boy! He was versed in the 69 mystical martial arts and he rolled down the stairs in record time! No sooner had he reached the ground floor, he used his “Toad Skill” to hop to a corner and then he scampered off towards the supermarket. He just remembered he also had to buy some deodorant to mask out the musky smell of his bedroom.
By the time Ah Boy got home, his flat was deserted. Either his mother, father or maid must have brought his three sisters out. No matter, this will give hims some time to clear off his mess. And, maybe if he had some more time, he can engage in another round of snake wrestling.
(Note: In Ah Boy’s mind, he always think his childhood or manhood is very huge but in reality………)
Usually he got the maid to clean up his room but this time around, with all the incriminating evidence lying around, it was better that he did it himself. As he was about to throw away all the tissue paper and wet wipes, he heard the gate open. He wanted to shout out and ask who it was but he felt guilty for ‘discharging his firearm’ in his room (and got caught by his sisters - see
Post #71
) so for once, he kept his kaypoh mouth shut.
Unfamiliar Woman Voice: So how should I punish you for your incompetence?
Father: But boss, it was an honest mistake. Let’s move on, ok?
Unfamiliar Woman Voice (raising her voice): Unacceptable!
Father: We had the right intentions but went about it the wrong way. Anyway, I’ve apologised and made amends. Please understand that from time to time, despite best efforts, errors may occur.
Unfamiliar Woman Voice (in a mocking tone): Right intentions then went the wrong way? You might as well said it went left or up or down! Full of excuses! Look at my
Rolex watch
! I didn’t become a manager and get this
Rolex watch
by making errors. Understand?
Father: Yes boss.
It was the first time Ah Boy saw his father sound so obedient in front of another woman other than mother. And grandmother. And Aunty Siew Lan. And that aunty from the other block. He understood then if he wanted control over his father, he had to get himself a
Rolex watch
, not an
Omega
or a Tissot but a true-blue
Rolex watch
and become a manager!
Woman Manager wearing a Rolex: I accept your apology. Now about ‘making amends’. How about it?
Father: Yes boss! Right away boss! I sent my maid out to buy some things and I asked her to bring my three daughters with her. She won’t be back so soon.
Woman Manager wearing a Rolex: That’s good. Now get on your knees.
Ah Boy saw his father get down on his knees and bow down to his manager. His manager extended her hand towards my father’s face.
Woman Manager wearing a Rolex: Now kiss my
Rolex watch
.
Father kissed the
Rolex watch
on his manager’s outstretched hand.
Father (making kissing sounds): Oh you are so gorgeous!
Woman Manager wearing a Rolex: Are you talking about me or my
Rolex watch
?
Father: Both of you. Gorgeous works of art by god!
Father’s manager took off her
Rolex watch
. Ah Boy got really excited. Was she going to give her
Rolex watch
to his father?
Woman Manager: Hold on to my
Rolex watch
. Don’t drop it. I don’t think you can afford to pay for it if you damage it.
His manager continued to remove her skirt and pull down her panties. Wow! Ah Boy had yet another hard-on.
Ah Boy’s father moved forward to lick his manager’s privates but she stopped him. Wow! This is new? Ah Boy thought all women liked to be licked below.
Woman Manager: Stop! You are not fit to touch my privates.
From where he was hiding, Ah Boy could see his father was disappointed. But it also made him feel horny because he could see a woman dominate and humiliate his father.
Woman Manager: I want you to take my
Rolex watch
and rub my cb with it. Only my
Rolex watch
is qualified to caress my privates. Go now. Fuck me with my
Rolex watch
!
Ah Boy got so aroused. Given that the manager was only a 6/10 at best but the way she talked and behaved made him horny. He swear that
girls wearing Rolex watch made him horny
.
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here
to see related thread)