Quote:
Originally Posted by
guilindude
Nice update bro.
Will Ah Boy become a Man?
The day Ah Boy
stops starting threads
that ask people questions like:
What cigarettes u all smoke?
Is it Possible to find single caucasian woman in SG?
Is it possible to get FREE SEX?
And after he start all these threads, when people don’t reply him,
he will
start more threads
like "
I need help dealing with BOREDOM!!!
"
or he "
Feeling very Frustrated these days
"
And then, when he doesn’t get the answers he wants,
he will lash out at people saying that "
This Forum alot SIAOLANG
"
or complain that he "
GOT TROLLED BADLY BY A BRO
"
There could be even more threads started by him,
using his various, many other
clone nicks
,
but all of of them bear his signature
lousy spelling
and bad English
because even though "
he grow up watching hollywood movies
"
and he "
become obsessed with barbie blonde hair blue eyes
"
he is but a "
secondary school dropout
" so can’t blame him. Tsk! Tsk!
Maybe then, he will become a man?
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mother welcomed the male visitor in. When he came into view, Ah Boy was shocked that it was actually the Korean-American vice-principal, Mr
Sherman Ashton Kim
!
Ah Boy didn’t like Mr Kim because of the way he always looks at his three younger sisters -
Shirley
,
Kimberley
, and
Ashley
. But whatever it is, he knew he was definitely in trouble now because the vice-principal was obviously here because he skipped school.
He trembled in fear as he watched his vice-principal sit at the sofa downstairs.
Mother: I sent the maid to get some things. She won’t be back so soon. Please wait a while. I get you a drink?
Anybody want to
guess
what will happen next?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Slowpump
Ah Boy will be smoking more ciggies nervously after seeing this. The sad thing is probably someone is sponsoring his behaviour, likely his momma.
Why smoke more ciggies, bro?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mother welcomed the male visitor in. When he came into view, Ah Boy was shocked that it was actually the Korean-American vice-principal, Mr
Sherman Ashton Kim
!
Ah Boy didn’t like Mr Kim because of the way he always looks at his three younger sisters -
Shirley
,
Kimberley
, and
Ashley
. But whatever it is, he knew he was definitely in trouble now because the vice-principal was obviously here because he skipped school.
He trembled in fear as he watched his vice-principal sit at the sofa downstairs.
Mother: I sent the maid to get some things. She won’t be back so soon. Please wait a while. I get you a drink?
Afraid that his parents would beat the shit out of him, Ah Boy peed in his shorts. The warm feeling of his urine dampened his shorts. Fearful that the stench of his pee would alert Mr Kim or his mother of his presence. He regretted not listening to his Health Education Teacher and drink more water for his diet was mainly soft drinks so naturally his pee was dark and pungent. He quietly ran to the toilet to wash up.
He took off his wet shorts and cleaned up, throwing his soiled shorts into the laundry basket, cowering in the corner, afraid what was to come next. He waited for what seemed like an eternity but nobody came for him. Again, curiosity got the better of him and he slowly came out of his hiding place.
He peered out of the toilet but found nobody in sight so he slowly made his way back to the stairwell. From his hiding place, he looked down and saw Mr Kim was relaxing on the sofa with his hands clasped behind his head. Mother had come back with some drinks. Ah Boy’s mouth watered as he suddenly felt thirsty. How nice if he could taste some of the soft drink right now.
Mr Kim: You didn’t come in to school today. Are you ok?
Ah Boy (thinking to himself, relieved): Mr Kim didn’t come for me after all!
Mr
Sherman Ashton Kim
was the son of a famous North Korean scientist who defected to Hawaii. From what Ah Boy heard, Mr Kim’s mother was an American, that’s why he has English-sounding name and Caucasian genes. Growing up in Hawaii, he always surfed so he had a great body and tan and many of his school teachers like to flock around him.
Mother: Oppa! You are so nice! You came here just to see how I am! I am so touched.
Mr Kim: I love it when you call me ‘Oppa’!
Mother (in a cute voice): Oppa! Oppa!
Mr Kim: You are touched? But I haven’t touched you yet.
Mr Kim got up and unbuckled his belt and let his pants slip to the floor. He unbuttoned his boxers and pulled his cock out.
Mr Kim (stroking his cock): Come Sarang Hae, have a taste of some American-bred Gimbap.
Mother: Oh! Oppa! I forgot how nice your rice roll tasted.
Mr Kim (in a mocking tone): You forgot? Then let me remind you of how filling it is. My Sushi Roll is a mix of Korean Kim Chee and American Mayonnaise. Come and taste it!
Mother: Oppa!
You make cock-sucking sound so delicious
.
Mr Kim (waving his gigantic cock like a wand): Isn’t it, you little slut? Now get on your knees and crawl over like a bitch and suck my Korean-made Gimbap until I cover you with my American-made Mayonnaise!
Ah Boy watched with his mouth opened wide-wide as his mother got down her knees and crawled towards his vice-principal.
ANSWER FEEDBACK TIME!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
cupid xpress
Bro TS, your English very good….
Replying to
Bro cupid xpress
:
Thank you Sir! I was from Geylang English School. I wish Mr Mr Neo could see this because he used to say my English was rubbish.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
ThickKKB
Damn good story, thanks bro!
Replying to
Bro ThickKKB
Thank you Sir!
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Originally Posted by
Omega69
To TS gimme some points i cant post anymore after being zapped to negative
Replying to
Bro Omega69
:
Are you not posting now?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Brigadier
Brigadier up you with 21 Gun Salute.
Replying to
Bro Brigadier
21 gun salute to you too Sir!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
greenboar
KeepCalmNParty !!
Replying to
Bro greenboar
Excellent advice!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mr Kim (stroking his cock): Come Sarang Hae, have a taste of some American-bred Gimbap.
Mother: Oh! Oppa! I forgot how nice your rice roll tasted.
Mr Kim (in a mocking tone): You forgot? Then let me remind you of how filling it is. My Sushi Roll is a mix of Korean Kim Chee and American Mayonnaise. Come and taste it!
Mother: Oppa!
You make cock-sucking sound so delicious
.
Mr Kim (waving his gigantic cock like a wand): Isn’t it, you little slut? Now get on your knees and crawl over like a bitch and suck my Korean-made Gimbap until I cover you with my American-made Mayonnaise!
Ah Boy watched with his mouth opened wide-wide as his mother got down her knees and crawled towards his vice-principal.
Ah Boy had never imagined his mother this way. She was always a kind but firm, no-nonsense mother. But here she was, on her fours and crawling towards her vice-principal
like a bitch in heat
.
Just last night, he caught
his father fucking the maid
and now
his mother going to suck off the vice-principal
. What was happening here? It all seemed so surreal! It’s just like some thread he read online. And here it is, presenting itself in real life!
Ah Boy had always envied people online able to watch all these lewd acts in front of them and now he had the front row seat. The only sad thing was - he was merely a member of the audience and not the lead actor of the show. He could only stroke his tiny kuku bird while he watched. He swore under his breath that all these will change one day. Because, with his extensive knowledge of porn and daily research, how could he not be an expert on this topic?
Using his multiple nicks, he had carefully surveyed the various forums, understanding important topics like:
What cigarettes u all smoke?
- this is an important question to getting the kind of girls Ah Boy liked.
Is it Possible to find single caucasian woman in SG?
- Ah Boy had realized that he lusted for Caucasian women for their fuller figures. Looking at his horny mother, now he understood why?
Is it possible to get FREE SEX?
- Ah boy thought: Why pay when you can get it for free, right?
Ah Boy’s chain of thought was broken by the moans of his vice-principal.
Mr Kim (moaning): Oh yes! Sarang Hae! Eat my rice roll! Eat it!
Mother (while bobbing her head up and down): Hmm. Mmmp. Slurp.
Mr Kim (moaning): Oh yes! Sarang Hae! You are making my American-bred Gimbap so hard now.
Mother broke off from sucking Mr Kim and pouted.
Mother (in a slutty voice): Oppa! People sick and you make people suck you. *Cough cough
Mr Kim: Oh! Sarang Hae! So inconsiderate of me! I forgot why I truly came here. I wasn’t going to take advantage of your sickness but I was really concerned about your well-being.
Ah Boy (thinking to himself): Wow! I knew Mr Kim was a gentleman, just like me! Glad he showed Mother that not all men are sex-crazed monsters. There are good, noble men, like me!
Just as Ah Boy was grinning to himself, Mr Kim suddenly grabbed his mother and threw he on the sofa.
Mr Kim: I think you need a jab! It will make you feel all better.
Without waiting for his mother to react,
Mr Kim lifted Mother’s skirt and yanked off her panties.
Mother (in a shocked voice): Oppa! No!
Mr Kim: Oh, come on Sarang Hae, this is not the first time. You know you want it.
He said it as he flung Mother’s panties to the opposite side of the room. Ah Boy wished he could have gotten hold of it so that he could sniff Mother’s womanly scent.
Mr Kim proceeded to
spread Mother’s legs and penetrated her in one swift stroke
.
Mother (moaning in pleasure): Ahh! Oppa! So big! Ahh!
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mr Kim: I think you need a jab! It will make you feel all better.
Without waiting for his mother to react,
Mr Kim lifted Mother’s skirt and yanked off her panties.
Mother (in a shocked voice): Oppa! No!
Mr Kim: Oh, come on Sarang Hae, this is not the first time. You know you want it.
He said it as he flung Mother’s panties to the opposite side of the room. Ah Boy wished he could have gotten hold of it so that he could sniff Mother’s womanly scent.
Mr Kim proceeded to
spread Mother’s legs and penetrated her in one swift stroke
.
Mother (moaning in pleasure): Ahh! Oppa! So big! Ahh!
Seeing Mr Kim treat his mother roughly gave Ah Boy a hard-on. Come to think of it, anything and everything will give Ah Boy a hard-on, even posting nonsensical stuff makes him high but that’s another story for another time.
Ah Boy began playing with his kuku bird. It felt sticky even before he began to stroke it.
Ah Boy (thinking to himself): Why like this ah? I must note this down then ask in the forum what is this?
Meanwhile, in the living room, Mr Kim was close to cumming. Mother, feeling his American-Korean cock throbbing inside of her, decided to take control of the situation.
Mother: Oppa! Change position please.
Mr Kim got off and allowed Mother to reposition herself.
Mother slipped off her clothes.
Mother (in a slutty voice): Oppa! Suck my nipples?
She didn’t have to ask twice for Mr Kim attacked Mother’s twin peaks as if he lacked lactose in his diet, slurping and sucking noisily. Having rested enough, Mr Kim went back to his assault.
Mr Kim: Spread your legs for me Sarang Hae.
I want to penetrate you
.
Like an obedient slave girl, Mother spread her legs and used her hands to hold them in position.
Mother:
Fuck me Oppa! Fuck me!
Mr Kim obliged by plunging his cock into Mother. Grunting with each plunge, it didn’t take long before he reached his limit.
Mr Kim (groaning): Sarang Hae,
I am cumming
!
Mother (shaking her head from side to side):
Shoot inside of me! Shoot! I want your hot cum!
Mr Kim didn’t seem to stop. He just continued to plow Mother until
he shot his load deep inside of Mother
. He let out a deafening war-cry and collapsed on top of Mother.
Ah Boy noticed that Mr Kim did not wear any condom. This means that Mr Kim could in fact be his real father. Ah Boy beamed with pride - no wonder he didn’t look like an every-day Singaporean. It’s because he had some American-Korean genes.
Ah Boy knew it! He was a special boy. He had all the different genes in him - American, Singaporean, Korean - what a unique mix he was indeed!
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Originally Posted by
chupchaikia
Mr Kim (groaning): Sarang Hae,
I am cumming
!
Mother (shaking her head from side to side):
Shoot inside of me! Shoot! I want your hot cum!
Mr Kim didn’t seem to stop. He just continued to plow Mother until
he shot his load deep inside of Mother
. He let out a deafening war-cry and collapsed on top of Mother.
Ah Boy noticed that Mr Kim did not wear any condom. This means that Mr Kim could in fact be his real father. Ah Boy beamed with pride - no wonder he didn’t look like an every-day Singaporean. It’s because he had some American-Korean genes.
Ah Boy knew it! He was a special boy. He had all the different genes in him - American, Singaporean, Korean - what a unique mix he was indeed!
Looking down, Ah Boy noticed that he had made a mess of the stairwell. Flapping his arms uncontrollably, Ah Boy got up and made his retreat to the safety of his room. But as he got up, he slipped on his own liquid and tumbled down the stairs. He felt the bumps of the stairs as he rolled down, his excess fats acting as a cushion to his fall. He closed his eyes tightly, wishing that by doing so, it would lessen his pain.
Mr Kim: Ah Boy! What are you doing?
Ah Boy opened his eyes and saw the tall figure of Mr Kim towering over him. He looked up and smiled.
Ah Boy (in an enthusiastic voice): FATHER!
Mr Kim: I am
not
your father!
Before Ah Boy could register the words that Mr Kim said, Mother came into view.
Mother (angrily): Why are you not is school?
Ah Boy (stammering): I… I…
Mother (raising her voice): What did I tell you about stammering? What’s wrong with you? Are you retarded? Did the fall make you stupid?
Ah Boy (trying hard to think of an excuse): Mother, I……
Mother (almost screaming): And why are you stark naked? What the hell is wrong with you?
Ah Boy forgot that he had thrown his pee-drenched shorts into the laundry basket and walked out of the toilet naked. He was supposed to go to his room to change into a fresh set of clothes but the free “fuck show” downstairs caught his goldfish brain attention and he forgot what he had set out to do.
Mr Kim: I shall leave you to handle your son. Very disappointing. I had expected more from him.
Ah Boy: Father! Don’t leave me! I promise to be a good son. Please don’t leave me.
Mother: What are you talking about? Why are you addressing Mr Kim as your father?
Ah Boy: I saw everything. I know everything.
I saw Mr Kim fucking you from upstairs
. He came inside of you. He wasn’t using protection. He is a virile man. I am his son.
Mother (shocked): Boy-Boy! You will stop this nonsense at once! (Pointing to Mr Kim) I want you to apologize to Mr Kim for sprouting nonsense.
Mother (facing Mr Kim, bowing apologetically): I am so sorry Sir! I don’t know what got over my son today. He’s was not feeling well today that’s why he didn’t go to school. Please excuse him. The medicine is making him talk nonsense.
Mr Kim (clearing his throat): Obviously. I don’t know what he saw. He must be hallucinating.
Mother excused herself to get Ah Boy a fresh set of clothes while Mr Kim helped Ah Boy up.
Ah Boy: Thank you father! I know you are my father. Just look at how well endowed I am! I am an Alpha male, just like you!
Mr Kim (trying to contain his anger): Listen you little pipsqueak! For the last time, I am
not
your father.
By this time, Mother had come back with some clothes for Ah Boy.
Mother: Here! Put these on!
Mr Kim (turning to Mother): Sorry to have imposed on you, I have to get going.
Mother: Thank you Mr Kim! I will get back to you on your requirements.
Mr Kim (whispering into Ah Boy’s ear in a low voice): Don’t you ever call me ‘father’ again.
You are not my son
. Although I cannot say the same for
Shirley
,
Kimberley
and
Ashley
- they do have my genes, don’t they?
Mr Kim turned back to smile at Ah Boy before waltzing out of the main door.
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Originally Posted by
ShaTauKokDog
well written!
That ‘virgin’ should really contact seaj for further advice!
Thank you
Bro ShaTauKokDog
!
Think he went into hiding or using another nick to post.
Will return points once I get the chance bro!
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Originally Posted by
BigFeast
Nice story bro, more interesting than the ones omega posted
Thanks
Bro BigFeast
!
Omega got post stories?
Thought he only asks questions that only he can answer? LOL
Really wondering if I should continue the thread?
Is the story too boring or lame for the brothers here?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
cupid xpress
Bro, TS….
Waiting your next post
Wow!
Bro cupid xpress
!
Thought the hoo-ha died down already
and most of them no more tuning in to this story.
As long as it doesn’t bore people,
I will be happy to provide some entertainment.
What nick is
Omega69
using now?
Or is it school term start already
and he got too much homework so no time to post?