Due to the COVID-19 outbreak, I have been staying at home for the last 3 months and I am going absolutely crazy with boredom. Stories in this forum helped me kill some of those and I thought I should pay it forward a little. This is my first attempt at writing a story apart from my English Compo years ago so bear with me if it’s not good.
This story started when I decided to quit my job to pursue my Masters in Canada. But honestly, which story really starts without knowing who the protagonist is? AKA Lim Bei
I had quite a glamour job before, it was immensely fun, brought me to expensive restaurants, hung out with models (and occasionally escorts) and drunk with Dom Perignon (to a point that I will puke just by smelling it) but the truth is I felt rather empty, and it wasn’t going well for me in the love department. I was going through women faster than what anyone will consider as healthy. So craving for a change, I decided to choose a school far far away from Singapore, English Speaking and cheap.
Background Story:
Truth be told, I was a poor kid growing up and I had always wanted a way into the glamor circle. I used to idolize gossip girl and was feeling like Dan Humphrey all the time. So this job was in a sense a gateway into that world. Growing up I stayed in 1 room flats (yes there is such a thing) within the boundary of the city, ironically placed next to expensive Condos in the area. Naturally, none of my classmates will notice that I was poor given that I walked to school (poor people living in town area?). People like us learn to blend well into the environment, so even though I have never really lied about my wealth (or the lack of) I managed to evade suspicion well.
Also, I shrugged off my Hokkien accent to speak “Queen’s English” and got myself to read extensively to hide my lack of culture from my upbringing, my Ang mo still very bad. In some sense I had to thank Ah Gong Govt for my life change. Oh I also got into some prestigious UK uni but was too poor to afford it so I went to a local uni known for parties, sex, and bling.
My ‘atas’ uni classmates once made fun of another classmate during a presentation saying that she was “Chinese speaking”, mocking her accent, I remarked that I was too. I kind of got into Investment Banking / Trading after graduation but felt very out of place since I got D for my Finance 101 class and graduated with absolutely no honors / CUM simi-sai. Instead, I entered the luxury industry which was more chill and fun.
Back to the main story:
Despiting loving a job that also loves me back, I desperately needed a break.
So I applied to schools in the US, UK and Canada. I got a scholarship in a Canadian school which was not bad. I tendered my resignation and moved to Canada within 2 months.
Oh before I forget to mention, I was also kind of a sex addict who likes to up FL / ML since I was in Singapore. So part of my story will also have some FR reviews of the Canadian sex scene.
To save the cost of the rental, I found a flatmate who was in the same program as I was. She was a girl from China, spoke terrible English and was from a Tier 3 / 4 city. Her parents were moderately well off to send her overseas but not china rich. She lied to me that she was from a Tier 1 city when we skyped? Her Fb photo would suggest she is not that pretty and she claims to have a boyfriend who would visit her on weekends. Not many girls are willing to have a male roommate so I agreed.
2 months before I took off, I downloaded a dating app and started to swipe in the region of my Toronto and by some dumb luck some Canadian Based Chinese swiped me back and we kind of started a relationship online despite not meeting. She was born in China but moved to Canada when she was 10. We met for the first time in the airport. Let’s call her Emily. Emily was educated in the west coast and moved east to work in the bank. From her photos, she looked pretty but looked like she was on a larger side. She didn’t show much cleavage in her pictures and her selfies. I was hoping to be in a surprise when I reach there.
So as I landed in Toronto Airport, I was looking around for my new “girlfriend”, praying to myself that I have not been catfished and worse, she meitu^10. And fucking thank god she wasn’t as bad as I imagined. She was pretty on the face and had a huge ass. I was more of a Boob person but mai hiam bui pai. So she brought me to my apartment to drop off my luggage and In the car, she was already stroking my lap while she was driving, I could sense her eagerness to have sex even though we just met for the first time. She kept asking questions like “are you tired? should we eat first?” and I was thinking, yeah right.
When we reached my apartment building, my flatmate (let’s call her Ah Zi), let me in via the buzzer. Ah Zi opened the door with a translucent tank top, with no bra on. She had an A cup but huge black nipples for the size. She was like “Hi! NI HAO” and gave me a hug. Too bad it was winter and with the jacket I couldn’t feel her nips. My new girlfriend wasn’t too pleased to see that.
Sensing the tension, I quickly ushered them into the apartment and settled down in my room. Emily and I closed the door behind us and AZ have made the bed for me already. As I unzipped my jacket, I felt a pair of cold hands helping me undress. She used her ass to brush on my groin when she walked past me to put my jacket in the closet. My penis was suddenly awake and starting to harden by the minute. she even bent down to push the luggage to the corner and at that moment, all pent up from my 30-hour flight, I groped hugged her from the back with my erected penis rubbing on her. She gave a small giggle and said: " I don’t think we should be doing this, we just met." but her actions contrary her word. She turned around and aggressively stuck her tongue into my mouth and frenched me hard. Her hands slowly rubbing my groin area, teasing me.
The memory after that was slightly hazy but I remembered we quickly got onto the bed and I took off her skirt. She had a spankable ass and matching underwear- meaning she expected this. She took of her bra and revealed her boobs which were small for her frame, small B cup. I was slightly disappointed but ok who cares, better than none. Her panties had a huge wet spot and her vagina was soaking wet. It was the first time I met a woman who was so wet even before we started anything. I rubbed her clit softly and sucked on her nipples. Her moans were quite loud and I think my roommate must have heard us. As I was finding my bag for a condom, Emily said: " I have a IUD, we don’t need it"
I was like, man got so lucky in life not? First GF in Canada, can fuck raw. Hindsight 2020, the fact that she has an IUD before meeting me should have been a red flag. She later admitted to me she had a handful of sexual partners before me and they always fuck Raw. Sianz if I have STD cfm from her not some FL/ML..
Somehow I wasn’t sure if it was the fatigue or the first time doing with a stranger, I couldn’t really cum after a long time. I have this issue somewhat often which is why I can last quite long in bed but the pleasure wore off by then. She then pulled my dick out of her vagina and turned around and put it into her mouth. Of course, her technique is not as good as those FL / ML but decent enough. I like the part where she blows my dick like a harmonica. I don’t really know what the position is called. After like 5 mins, which felt like an eternity, I came into her mouth and she swallowed it like a champ. “Where’s the toilet?”
LOL how would I know, I thought to myself, I came to this house the same time as you. Anyways, she got out and asked my flatmate and she went in for quite a long time and when she came out she said: “Sushi? I have cravings”
HAHA must be my cum taste like fish, not that I know anyways.
So the first 3 months of the program were pretty slack, mostly orientations and stuff nothing too serious. So Emily and I took the time to hike around the Toronto Area, go explore the city a little. Never have I met such a hungry woman in my life. We were doing it like rabbits all day long and multiple times a day. Honestly, the sex was good. She was practically cohabitating with me at that point of time except for times when she OT or had weekends and stuff. I was having the time of my life, meeting new people, pretty girlfriend with good sex and I felt like I had it all.
First time she had her period in our relationship, she pulled me to the bathroom and said: “Let’s do it here!”. So we did it in the bathroom which was adjacent to Ah Zi’s bedroom. My first time fucking a bloody vagina and as I was pumping away, she turned around and asked:" Do you want to put it into my ass?"
Wow… Ok I have to admit here, I was an anal virgin back then. My ass is still a virgin of course.. Anyways I thought this is jackpot man! Apparently, Emily has an ex boyfriend whom was doing it in her ass all the time. So in a way she was used to it. Of course, I turned her around and inserted my hard dick into her ass and oh my it was tight. Honestly, it was not bad but I wasn’t too fascinated by it. We did anal a few times but not a big fan here. Throughout the few months we also got to talk about our past relationships. She was a few years younger than I was and I had more serious relationships before, she on the other hand was quite a slut. She even told me she used the sugar daddy app before and fucked someone there before.. Honestly, I don’t really know how to process it, I have never ever dated someone so sexually active and it was in a way my dream sex partner. Never once was I ever soft with her (you know what I mean). But her sexual history kinds of stings me, I know it is such a hypocrite to be a sex addict and judge others but I am nothing but a human.
Anyways, life was kind of good and oh yea Emily was a huge gaming fan and brought me to gaming. I was never the gaming kind so playing L4D2, Battlefield, Dota was kind of new and fun to me. Oh best part of it is she will blow me while I was on those games. While my roommate was either out or in her bedroom studying. Trying to kill zombies while getting a blow job is no joke, I always scored the lowest in my team.
Meanwhile, Ah Zi’s Boyfriend would visit her on weekends, and once in a while we will all hang. He was kind of weird I didn’t really enjoy hanging around. Weird thing is I can hear Ah Zi when she calls her mom in China but I have never heard them have sex. I wondered if they are quiet as fuck or they not having sex at all…
Once I sprained by neck during the weekday and Emily was at work. So Ah Zi told me to go into her room to take the CBD oil for relief. I went into her room and opened the cabinet to find the oil. One of the drawers when I pulled out was HOMG dildos and vibrators and they were like huge….. Ah Zi was like 159 cm tall and petite but those dildos were like and large as my arm.. and I saw condoms and opened condom there so I guess they must be damme quiet. HAHA quite a shock as I never see Ah Zi in the same light ever again.
However, as how the Chinese saying goes, 好景不长 nothing good ever lasts. The issue started when Emily told me she was tired of her job. Being a person who was there before, she 100% had my empathy. So she told me if she could quit her job and move in with me. This way, she can save some money instead of paying rent, she offered to share the rent in the current apartment with me. I told her to move in but I wont take her money. So she moved in and quit her job. She was kind of like a house wife, cooking while waiting for me to come home from school. She took care of a lot of my needs, cleaned the apartment. I really couldn’t complain but deep down that sexual history annoyed me. But I was concentrating of focusing on the present.
Issues arose shortly after Emily quit her job, she was at home all day and mostly grumpy, she was getting frustrated at not able to get a job as easy as she had imagined. To make things worse, Ah Zi’s bf I will call him loser boy here.. lost his job and moved in with us.
The apartment was big but two couple living together was cramp and my sex addiction was kicking as well. I would sneak into the bathroom to watch some porn and wank off to it.. The issue is not really bad sex life but the lack of novelty and the depressing mood from Emily was really getting to me. On top of that with loser boy moving in, i had no privacy and personal space left which made me very frustrated. Also, at school, the pace was picking up and I was kind of left behind, sometimes I will go home at midnight due to project deadlines only to find Emily sulking away and giving me shit. To a certain extent, I felt like I could comprehend all those married guys here who go out for flings or ML/FL. I think it is the adult version of an escape, an escape from our otherwise dull and boring life. Also plans to bang Ah Zi went up in smoke with all the presence at home.
I also felt the withdrawal symptoms from my job when SQ sent me an email downgrading my status and honestly, this was when I needed support but I go home to some sort of unhappiness and no space to vent. So the opportunity came when Emily had an interview in Ottawa. I sent her to the airport and kissed her goodbye. Once she cleared the customs, I immediately opened my Google and found the nearest body rub place in the airport area.
In Canada, escorts and prostitutes are illegal, but body rubs are legal. The body rub parlors are only allowed to give you a handjob or boobjob but anything else is illegal. The cost would range from 160 - 250 depending on the shop. So when you enter the shop you have to pay for the room which is fixed based on the time. On top of that you pay for the service - she touch you, you touch her, hot-tub. I still don’t really get why the pricing is as such but I wasn’t going to dwell into it. The parlor had 2 girls that day, one was a brunette and a blonde, both milf.
So I took the blonde, she kind of looked and had the body of Darla Crane. She had freckles on her neck and boobs which I absolutely liked about. She had big saggy natural boobs and was around 1.60m tall. Her massage was mediocre and she asked me where she could improve. Apparently she learnt this trade from an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor). She was from Poland and honestly had quite a good vibe around her.
The massage started with her getting naked - wow she stripped down and her huge boobs came oozing out oof her dress. She asked me which service level I would like and I took the most expensive one, first-timer, start high and come down. She then asked me to lie on the massage table which had clean white linens on them. she then put oil on my back and mounted me rubbing her boobs all over my back. She made some soft moans behind my ears from time to time. She then asked me to flip over and stroked my dick while i fondle her breast. She asked me to give her a massage which was part of the premium package. I stood up while she lied on the table faced up.
I gave her a massage and rubbed her clit as she stroked my dick. Her boobs sagged on both sides and I was holy fuck why Sg don’t have such parlors. We had 10 mins to spare when we proceeded into the shower where I put my dick in-between her legs from behind and she grabbed my ass and asked me to give it to her. I came in 5 mins grinding her in that position. We showered up and before I left I gave her a 40 dollar tip, which is a lot. There are many massage parlors in that area of mississauga and a simple search will lead you to many. This wasnt the first and 100% not my last time visitng.
With Emily away in Ottawa, and away from the story, I can introduce my two buddies from school. I will call them Ah Zhang and Ah Fan here. Both of them were born in China but Ah Zhang did his undergraduate in LSE and got into the MBA in Oxford. He was also a director at a Chinese SOE. Had his wife not complained about migrating he wouldn’t have come here to this shithole. Thankfully his wife’s visa got rejected so he came alone. The first day I met him he told me he was fucking happy to be away with his wife and kid for 1 year, I liked his honesty and we became close friends.
Ah Fan was also married, his wife was Singaporean based in the US. They have never lived together, which is still a mystery to me. This couple is important to the story as we go. Anyways Ah Fan was a sex addict like me. Since his wife and he lived apart, he goes on FL/ML hunt all the time when he was based in Van. Now that he is in Toronto he is always trying to find some good shit and he always shares all these escort links with me. Ah Fan is here to stay the last year before he get’s his Canadian Citizen and then he will fuck off to the US or Singapore. The only thing he says he will miss in the FL girls in Van.
Ah Zhang can only accept a HJ at most but Ah Fan goes all the way. Anyways all 3 of us are perverts and I feel really at home with the two of them. As the only chinese singaporean i learnt to leached onto the Chinese here as they have far more resources and they are quite ready to accept me as one of them. So when my apartment was getting too crowded I always seek refuge in either of theirs to do assignments or stuff. We became like brothers over the program. We lamented if only we knew each other we could have gotten a 3 story house.
So while Emily was away, we had a networking event in Toronto. Ah Fan was quick to tell me he found an escort agency on wechat and was happy to try it asking if i wanted to try too. As a sex addict, you would never say no.
In Canada, the pricing if kind of fucked up. Korean and Japanese girls are cheaper than Chinese. Apparently, the Chinese are like “students” and commanded a premium. As a good ex-banker, I remember the art of arbitrage which is you should buy something at a place of a lower price. So I went all Korean.
The steps are simple, you call the agency, they return your call, tell them person, time and duration and you will get a confirmation SMS with the address - usually an upscale condo. I will use this opportunity to view houses too haha. Now I know how most condo’s in Toronto look like cuz of this exercise.
So after we ended the networking session, we chiong to our respective condo’s. Downtown Toronto isn’t too big and Uber is reasonable. So went nervously up the apartment and waited for the door to open.
HOLY SHIT. That girl is an chio, cute type. She told me she was 23 but korean’s age is always +1 as compared to us so 22. She ushered me into the room, which had red lights on. After which she quickly took off her dress leaving her white underwear. She had a B cup but they were firm and dified gravity. she looked like some Korean actress that is on those soap drama. She unhooked her bra and stripped her panties and signalled me to strip as well. Her English wasn’t too good but as a good Hokkien speaker, I understand some Korean - If you say you speak Hokkien but cant understand Korean, trust me your Hokkien not good enough. She told me she is a Hak Seng (student). Anyways, she took my hand into the shower and handed me a mouthwash. I think you can kiss her but usually I have a policy not to kiss FL/ML. Aftet which she will jump into the shower and wash you. Best thing about her is she don’t have tattoos.
After the shower, she led me to the bed and gave me a back massage. Dont expect too much from a FL. After which, I turned around and she started to blow me. WA, her service is damme good, stare into my eyes, making moans from time to time. After my dick was hard enough she mounted a condom and started to ride me from the top. What a hard worker she was, her ass all small and firm was bouncing up and down my testicles, it felt amazing. I shot in like 5 mins or so.
Ok I know you are going to say wah loser so fast shoot. 1 hour session 20 mins GG liao. Ok so I will let you in the best part about finding Asian escort in Toronto (only here k, other cities not like that). For 200 CAD which is 202 SGD you get 2 shots, with a Korean mei mei aged 22. Thank me later if you think you found the best holiday spot from now on. Maybe prices went up due to COVID but still a solid buy.
So I rested a while and I saw a vibrator next to a teddy bear on her bed. I jested and she says she needed to masturbate so that she can sleep well. Although her English is not good, staring at a pretty girl quietly isnt a bad thing either. Anyways, I took the vibrator and started using it on her. She jested the teddy bear was just a friend and the vibrator was her bf. Lesson learned teddy bears get friend-zoned.
she got quite high when she realized my cock was slightly hard. she immediately, and I have to give her 5 stars for this, put my dick in her mouth. she then placed a condom and started to ride me again. This time she put the vibrator on her clit as she did that. We turned around and I missionary her until it was 8 mins left on the clock and I haven’t cummed yet. She didn’t rush me but i just told her i think it isnt happening. So we went to wash up. I left 5 mins over the clock. She kissed me on my cheek like a girlfriend and gave me a hug at the door out. Service Level MAX.
Anyways this agency is the best known in the Toronto area for Asian girls and they have been around for years. Really solid I have to say. Anyways, met up with the boys and went for Momofuku. Emily is coming back the next day and I was just sianz by it.
Oh as a small bonus I went to the nude beach on Toronto Island and saw a milf with huge Juggs. The experience was diminished when this gay guy keep winking at me (I was nude too), he was with an Asian boy so I guess he has a thing for asians. Anyways, I understood slightly how women are being objectified by man now. Also saw a guy with a ring over his dick, I think it is some SM things but I haven’t dabbled into that realm but heard rumors about it.
I am straight as an arrow but a few gay guys have approached me in Canada and US. Once it was a couple, black and white and they asked if I wanted a threesome with them… I wished I had as good hetro luck as my homo luck. 桃花运不如菊花好
Emily came back all black faced again. Apparently she thought that the interview went well but she got the rejection on the train back. The next few days was bad, I found her crying when I come home. I think she bonded with loser boy on the fact they both are jobless. I wasn’t too afraid she is going to cheap with him on me but my classmates keep jesting me about it.
So thankfully, it was the mid semester break and we got one week to ourselves. Emily and I decided to go to Ottawa and Montreal for the break as I wasn’t there before. Also, she wanted to have a coffee chat with someone in Montreal as she heard there are some job prospects there. So we took a super long train ride there and on the way there I received an email from one of the top 3 consulting firms to have coffee with them. I was an invite-only event and only 5 of us have been invited.The 5 were the case competition winners and I was one of them. So it was quite awkward because on one hand I wanted to go for the event and the other was to accompany Emily for this holiday.
I mean I cant remember her response but I felt it was something like she didn’t want me to go even though she didn’t explicitly say so. I wanted to cancel the holiday deep down as our relationship wasn’t going well and maybe it was too big a sacrifice. I paid for the whole holiday by the way.
I decided not to go for the event in the end. I mean I don’t think I would have entered the firm anyways even if I did so I kind of let it go. I will tell you why later, Canada I think in the end is still white majority especially in the Greater Toronto Area.
When we reached Ottawa, it was already summer and it was bloody warm. Like 35 degrees and shit. We walked the whole day and I was tired as fuck by the end of the day. We booked a single apartment airbnb which was above a massage parlor. So when we went back for the day, Emily suggested I could go down for a message while she took a shower. Honestly, I had a bad back so i really need massage from time to time. So I went down and pressed on the doorbell. To my surprise an Asian Milf came to open the door. She looked liked she was mid 40s. average figure, B cup of the higher side I guess. Anyways, she asked me to lie down on the massage table and they had no disposable underwear so I just went commando. Ok this was also when I sensed it was dirty. She was the only messuse there so can’t choose.
First part on the back was nothing much but a pat and when she asked me to turn over she asked me what service I wanted. So here is the problem, on any usual day I would say let’s go full or whatever.. But Emily is upstairs and I am 100% sure she expects me to perform my duties tonight. I am legit tired and I don’t think twice is gonna do. So I asked for a HJ instead. It was quite expensive I remembered but the lady was quite a pester and I felt bad not doing anything. So actually sex is kind of everywhere in Canada.. Even random shops have them..
After I was done, went back up. I told Emily that the old lady offered me a handjob but I lied that I didn’t take it up but tipped her nonetheless. She cringed but didn’t dwell into it. Heng ah. Next day we move on to Montreal. Maybe someday I will go back to that shop in Ottawa, who knows. It is near the market square if anyone is keen. I found it on google so shouldn’t be tough.
Montreal was a stunning city and I noticed a lof of massage parlors. Man if I wasn’t here with my gf i would have 1000% find a Canadian french who are well known as perhaps the best escorts in the world. In was the Jazz Festival so it was pretty lively and stuff. Someday I will come back and try.. The importance of this part isn’t really about the city or the trip. But we had a huge fight in Montreal and Emily actually did get a job there after the coffee chat. So within the next few weeks she actually moved to Montreal and out of my apartment. We both sensed that it was the end of us and night before she flew off, she came home pretty drunk, 3 am. Came on the bed, pulled of my pants and sucked me from my sleep. I woke up to a boner and she was riding me like I was a rodeo, I swear she broke some part of my back.. Anyways she kind of raped me good that night and the next morning we officially parted ways when she moved to Montreal. I didn’t even shed a tear but I used it as an excuse to go on the road for another case competition in London, Ontario (not UK) and on the bus there I told my classmates I broke up. My classmates comforted me in the best way ever - Strip Clubs
Thank you all for the support! Writing all these has made me so horny I broke the CB rules earlier today haha. I am not advocating it but after being cooped at home of like 3 months I think I took it all out on the ML/FL.
Ok back to the story. So news of my breakup spread to pockets of my cohort. Of course, over the next few months, I have to constantly break the news and get that “OMG are you ok?” from my classmates. Truth be told, I was more than fine but showing too much of it shows what an asshole I am. Also, I kinda felt left out of the action, many of my classmates were hooking up, it was hard even after Emily moved out, loser boy and Ah Zi were around the whole time.. Once I thought they were out to another city and invited a Peru girl with double DDs to my place for a midnight movie. Things got awkward when they both came back suddenly…… I will bang that Peru girl I swear even though I haven’t done so yet. 留个青山在，不怕没柴烧. Patience is key, I banged some of my undergraduate classmates only years after we graduated.
London, Ontario. So in Ontario, you have all the capital of the world apparently - London, Paris etc etc but trust me they are all kind of a shithole. I almost came here for my masters as they have a pretty decent business school here as well. Their undergrad is renowned, with top consulting firms and investment banks recruiting from them every year. If you have kids that you want to send to Canada, this business school is the hidden gem. What’s a hidden gem too is the strip club.
So to comfort my soul, we went to the strip club in downtown London. There were I think 2 or 3 but the once downtown was obvious with large neon light of girls girls girls flashing when we came into town. Also, it was a 5 mins walk from the hotel we were staying in. Since Ah Zhang and Ah Fan weren’t keen in this competition so instead, I came with another bunch of students. Now that I am single, it felt good to mingle more.
Enter Kate - Kate is a CBC (Canadian Born Chinese) speaks canto and she was a few year older than I was. She is that kind of hiao westernised Asian whom many Singaporeans try to imitate. Being borned in Canada, she exudes an genuine potato eating aura unlike Emily which feels like the China (san zai) version. The thing is kate looked a lot like my cousin, so don’t think weird here k, I love my cousin so in turn I only saw Kate as a older sister. Anyways she was leading the charge to the strip club as she had come before. I wasn’t expecting much from the quality of a small town strip club but my oh my was I wrong.
So first things first the quality of the girls were fantastic. There were like more than 30 girls and they ranged from the blonde Russian looking sluts to the red hair nerd with nice boobs to the ethnic minorities of this wonderful country - Indians, Turkish, Cubans. Of course some BBW for those who are into it. Anyways, we were not expecting to save money here. each of us brought an ammo of cash. I brought the most because I will turn into a part time loan shark when my classmates don’t have enough cash and their small heads take over and I will charge a 10% interest for one night of loan.
Night 1 - Tested the waters a little, I have never been to a strip club in North America, so I just looked around and see how it is done. Generally, you find a table (we got one at the main stage) and you have girls going onstage to dance. You can tip like 5 bucks and put it on your lips and go up and lie on the stage. The girl will use her tits, pussy or (rarely) her lips to kiap the 5 buck off you. Sometimes they spank you too while they grind your dick on stage. For 5 bucks, hell of an entertainment. But usually that’s the teaser. They will ask you to buy a dance right on your table which costs around 20 bucks a song. a few girls didnt want to do the table dances but all I did was to flash a 20 and say “Really?” - Works like a charm. The end game for the girls was to lure you into the private rooms for a private dance which as I recall was also $20 a song. I guess it is less trying dancing for only 1 person on a sofa as compared to a hard table top.
So I switched on my party mode - got a hell lot of beers, used by $20 trick to get almost every single hot girl that any of us liked to dance once on the table as a sampler, my expense. There was a Turkish girl I think who was very exotic and i always had a thing for Turkish girls. She asked me for a private dance and I went for it. So you go to a Sofa at a darker corner and there she will dance for you rubbing her ass against your dick and you are allowed to touch her in this club. They usually keep dancing and wont stop until the 3rd song is over - $60 bucks. First song she takes off her top, second song she will use her tits to smear all over you, third song she goes bottomless and you can touch her private parts. I guess it is kind of like the softcore porn you see. The biggest kill went to my friend who took a private dance with with petite ebony. She was around 1.68m tall and had firm c cup tits that are so perfectly spherical Most of them had some sorts of surgery done before do they can feel really plastic. Kate was getting drunk, horny and high. So she went up and lied down on the stage while the stripper went up and started to caress her. This is when I was reliefed she wasn’t my real sister haha. Anyways we threw a couple of 5s on stage and the stripper lifted kates blouse (on her consent) and started sucking on it. It was then when I saw Kate’s tattoo in between her breasts. We had a few more round and decided to go back to sleep for we have a competition tomorrow.
Day 2 - Went to competition, told we were one of the 5 finalist team and asked us to come back tomorrow. SUPER SIAN… We were out partying till 3am and we still got it. I wished we blew it and we can spend the whole of day 3 in the strip club. Anyways fast forward to night time. We went back to the same club, took the same table and long and behold it was Kate’s Birthday. I had no idea honestly, but they took acid and was high. I don’t take drugs except those that are legal so i gave it a skip. Regardless, we repeated the drill but this time apparently there were better girls. I liked day 1 better but they felt the girls on the second day had on average better quality. I took a private dance with the hot ebony. I also got a thing for black girls after my white girl phase was over. We were almost done when a white lady with brunette hair snatched my phone away. “No looking at phones here, only these, and she jiggled her tits at me”. I laughed and beg her to give my phone back, I relented and got a private dance with her. She looked like Kendra Lust, muscular, plastic. Her dance was more erotic than the rest, she would actually use her hands to grope my semi erected dicks and do some super sensual move. She told me her boyfriend was also Asian (i think bullshit) who was away in Ireland. She asked me if I would hypothetically meet the strippers outside of the club. This is a hint I guess as a 老司机 you will know where this would lead to. So I said how much would it hypothetically cost to do so? She asked me to quote so I said 180 (20% cheaper than Korean) she asked if 200 was ok and we exchanged Whatsapp numbers. My plan was to blow the whole competition off tomorrow so I can go find her. Banging Kendra Lust look alike is honestly not the worst thing to.
Day 3, came in 4th so no prize. I couldn’t bear to let my teammates down. Unlike me they didnt win the school’s case competition and they were desperate to win it. So I stuck with them instead of taking mc and fuck that girl. I still have her number in my phone.
With that we concluded fake London. There were some incident on the second night. We asked 2 girls to do a lesbian show on our table and agreed on the price. My classmate was not careful and they turned and say the amount was wrong, they claimed that the price agreed was for 1 girl and not 2. We made the mistake of flashing the money too early and they sensed the gap and took advantage of us.
So be careful, don’t flash all your money at once. Agree on the prices explicitly: how many songs, is this for 1 or 2 performers etc etc. I always pay upfront, so even if they steal time, it is better than extortion. I was a Gatsby of sorts when I flashed the 20. Do it some time, best 20 bucks spent to buy one’s self-esteem.
So my adventures in North America is still ongoing, so sometimes to buffer some time I would have a 番外篇 which is kind of a side chapter. This will increase the understanding perhaps of why I do certain things and why my life turned out as such.
I really liked all your support, I am new to this forum so feel free to tell me about a little about yourself here if something strikes a chord or you want to hear more details / FRs on something.
Back to story, so it was thanksgiving in Canada (November, US is in December) and we have a week of break. Being a good host, Ah Fan decided to bring me on a chionging trip in Vancouver. Ah Zhang had to fly home to see his wife and kids so he couldn’t join us. Took a cheap flight (actually not cheap around 300+ SGD) from Hamilton to the outskirts of Vancouver. We rented a car and drove into the city. Vancouver is unlike Toronto, it doesn’t really snow there so it feels like autumn with beautiful brown tree leaves and the whole city is covered in gold. I really think Van is a good place to retire. So we went to eat some nice dim sum, sushi etc - all SG / HK standard. We even went to eat chicken rice cuz I miss it. But we know the highlight is not that HAHA.
So check in airbnb, book a hotpot place and booked a ML service after dinner. The ML was a Taiwanese, which I honestly think is not the most pretty. She had pretty flat boobs and her massage was ok only. But I didn’t want to make my host feel bad so I say it was ok. She did a CBJ for me at a grand total of 180 CAD I think. I can’t remember the price exactly but it was cheap. It was quite standard like Singapore she give you the condo address, buzzer code. Go up apartment wash - the bathroom a bit old and gross. Anyways this place was where Ah Fan lost his ML virginity so I guess the memories trump the experience. Regardless, it is good to experience everything.
We went to see the Uni campuses too - SFU and UBC. Sianz if only my parents got some money, coming here to study would be quite shook. The view is amazing and girls are not bad. Chinese food here is also legit so you wont miss home as much. You can use a dating app called Tan Tan here, alof of Chinese there. But I am not good at dating apps so I go straight to what I know works. FLs.
Ah Fan booked the most chio girl in the stable KNN so I bo pain had to try the new girl which is kind of a surprise. So same procedure, but this time the Condo was damme nice, only issue was the buzzer spoil and the pimp had to come down. He quite pissed but really not my fault.
When in the room and WAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ok let me try to describe this lady, she is a cross between the Goo Hara and Hebe from SHE. 158cm and she had natural D boobs. Only turn off for me was she had a huge web-like tattoo on her right shoulder. Her eyes, quite sure is fake, had those spark coming out of there. She was slightly more expensive than the rest i think 250. Also, she looked like my sec school teacher whom I had a huge huge crush on when I was a teenager.
Anyways, same procedure, went to shower. The thing is unlike the previous girl in Toronto with all the smiles and positive vibe, this girl a bit dark. She also had a serious face and had bad teeth. At 1.58m it was hard for her to shower me when I was 1.8m
When we got onto the bed, worst her BJ is like 2 slurp and that’s it. I guess there really is a reason she is not in the 300 cat is cuz her service sucks. Her English is poor too. Anyways, she was really rude so I came in like 20 mins while in missionary she kept saying pain and stuff so it was quite a mood killer. she don’t let me grab her boobs cuz she say pain also. Sianz max like everything also cannot do. Oh in Van, 1 hour is 1 shot.
However, the conversation later was actually not bad. She is only 20 and her exterior is really - Cute palm size face, prettty eyes, small nose, big boobs and skinny petite. She was a student in China so she knows basic Chinese. She is trying to save up money for college and graduate school.
Anyways that is Vancouver in a nutshell. Honestly, it is quite a nice city with good vibes and nice fucks. The Chinese student girl rate is 500 bucks per hour which Ah Fan is a regular of. Honestly, I am a value investor, I buy under valued stocks and go for under valued FLs. If you are a big spender, go for it. Ah Fan guarantees that it will be worth every penny.
Oh Toronto and Vancouver are the third and fourth largest cities in terms of film production. Shows such as Suits were filmed in Toronto - We will have a story on this later. So you can always find the hottest girls in the world in these two cities. Even the newest too hot to handle series on Netflix, the hottest girl is from Van as well. But if you want to chase one, haha, that’s tough cuz competition is stiff here. There are a lot of old money here in Canada, older than Canada itself and they are a very exclusive and closed group. I guess due to my background and the school I went to I kind of managed to make some friends here in that circle. But truth be told I don’t this I will ever be one of them cuz I got no money and my skin not white.
Ok, where was I - Vancouver right.
So I came back to Toronto and soon it was going to be Christmas. This means I get to come back to Singapore for about 2 weeks. So I packed my stuff and came back via the Toronto - Frankfurt - Singapore route. These flights were exchanged using my miles that I accumulated on my last job.
Truth be told, after all the networking sessions in Canada, I felt like my job prospects were still here in Singapore. Wages in Canada were low (after-tax) and honestly the job scopes were pure boring. Toronto is quite expensive for the level of income.
With that in mind, I was speaking with my previous company to see if they will take me back. They were keen to offer me my boss’s job as he wants to be posted to Dubai after his expat contract ends. The position will make me the highest-ranking Singaporean in the division, ever, but there were many moving parts so they couldn’t give me a written offer just yet (pending to me ex-boss successful move to Dubai). At the same time, the HQ in Europe has also put me in touch with the North America team and they asked me in for an interview after the break to see if we are a good fit too. Honestly, this time apart has allowed me to rekindle my passion for my job and my industry. I think sometimes we all need a break temporary but don’t switch career/industry too easily, it pays to stick to one.
So came back to Sg and being all Single I went to explore the FL/ML scene in Singapore again. I had missed the Jiangsu batch so a bit sianz when I read the stories here. Anyways damme hard all of them say I never book before, don’t want to take my business etc etc. VPremium say I never booked Dome 3 before so don’t want my business. Ok so small rant here - I know it is their business and I cant decide how they want to run it. But guys like me really just want some fun while I come back to visit my family. Anyways, China girls at the 200 buck range that operate in the hotel is really quite a steal here in Singapore, that will be my value pick here. There was this girl from Guangxi, she says she is some minority, wow. She was only 170 per hour and honestly that quality was good shit man. I banged her so hard she hit her head on the bed frame a few times. She was on that Audi webpage back then.
If any bros here can recommend me into the Dome 3 I will be open to trying, somehow I thnk 300 per 45 mins angmo is kind of worth le, given the safety in Singapore. This leads me to my next story.
So wrap things up in Singapore and good news, a german fashion house wants to interview me for a rotational MA program. I got slightly excited cuz I really liked Fashion Runway, Running in heels, The devill wears Prada. The air ticket was also paid for so I save on my returning air ticket.
So flew into Berlin and checked into a Holiday Express near the hotel. The interview was two rounds for two day but i dont have classes so I decided to extend my stay in Berlin to 1 week. The interview went well and it was the final round, some 2000 applicants started and it was down to 10 I think. HR was this blonde girl, 1.70m tall and I was fantasizing how amazing it would be to work here and have a chance to bang them.
So apparently Germany is super famous for FKK and Berlin has Artemis. Somehow I feel super lazy so I didnt feel like going so far to that place. Also, there were rumors of this virus that was spreading from China that sounded like SARS, so I avoided going to touristy areas. I lived in Europe for one year during my university days. I did an exchange program here and it was an amazing summer. That also built my connection with European culture and knowledge that ended up me getting the job at my old company in the first place.
So most days, I would stay in the hotel and use the sauna in the hotel. So one thing about most legit saunas in Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia (these countries I have been before, I cant say for the rest) is that it is co-ed and fully nude. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SWIMSUIT INTO THE AREA. Honestly, shiok right. I find every chance I get to go to saunas in these areas all the time. I kind of like to voyeur and show off my small Asian dick all the time haha. Most of the time they are german grannies but just one or two milf or hot girls in enough to get back all your wasted time liao. The best I have ever been is one in Croatia, that resort was world class and I saw a young 20 something year old girl with natural DDs in the hot tub with me. Man I hate this virus, now I cant go anywhere without the fear of racism and pariah. I think I will invest my time in the near future to open up more Asian scenes once my N.American adventures are over.
Anyways after seeing a few milfs in the sauna, I kind of feel super horny. So I went to order a escort. In Germany, I believe it is fully legal and it is hquite easy. You Whatsapp the company and they send someone to your room within the hour. I ordered a blonde girl from one of my favorite country Latvia. After like 20 mins I heard these loud stomps on the hallway before my door was knocked. My parcel has arrived.
@liked the pun on the “keep it up” comment.