Ruozhi and I were a happy couple as we spent all our time together in the hut, as I perfected my mastery of the Kongming Fists. For fear of getting her pregnant before out wedding, we never had sex again, although we engaged in heavy petting every night, and she sucks my cock every morning. Weeks have passed, and you could say she has mastered cock sucking better than I have mastered the fists!
I decide that I should not make Ruozhi wait, but I can’t let Rong’er down either. To marry Ruozhi, I must first marry Rong’er, and to marry Rong’er I must prove I’m not a Mongolian spy by breaking up the spy network. With the Kongming Fists, Dragon Palm and my Wave Steps techniques, plus my increased inner chi from practicing the Jade Maiden Sutra, I believe I can take them down myself. Not wanting to burden them or have them incur the risk of fighting Mongolians, I left them a note, promising to return and take Ruozhi’s hand in marriage.
I wander the streets looking for suspicious activity, and I know roughly how the Mongolians would dress like. It took me three days before I finally find a group of eight people smuggling crates of mysterious items from the back of a restaurant. I followed them to a deserted area where there was no one else in sight.
“Stop! What are you guys carrying?” I yelled out at them. They looked at me with mean stares and start taking out their weapons, little knives shaped in a way that could only be Mongolian! Ha, these chumps. They would need a weapon bigger than that to even stand a chance against me!
I wasted no time and quickly used my Dragon Palm to knock their weapons off their hands several metres away. With my Wave Striding Steps, I approach them and do battle hand to hand with my newly minted skill, the 72 Kongming Fists. The skill is immense and they could not block any of my punches, as my mastery of the skill is immaculate. It has to be said again that Ruozhi’s mastery of cock sucking is even better.
All eight of them fall flat on the ground. defeated. Just as I’m about to check out the crates they were carrying, another mysterious figure with his face covered by a hat, attacked me from behind! I manage to fend him off with my Kongming Fists but he is so fast! This guy is too dangerous and I must use my last reserve of chi for one more Dragon Palm before he gets out of range.
“DRAGON MASTURBATES!”
The mysterious man absorbs the impact like it was nothing, same as Zhou Botong! Oh no, I’m fighting a top tier expert here!
“You call that Dragon Palm? Please don’t insult the Dragon Palm anymore! Let me show you what a REAL Dragon Palm is like!” the mysterious man said, as he raised his hands and moved the trees with his massive chi energy. What a terrifying surge of energy! If my power level is at 5,000, he is at least at 20,000!
“DDDRRRRAAAAGGGGOONNN RRREEEEGGGRRREEETTSSS!!!”
Shit! It’s ‘Dragon Regrets 亢龍有悔’, maybe the most terrifying of the Dragon Palms! The guy probably knows the full set! And this move, nothing can dodge, not even my Wave Striding Steps!
I hear a loud boom that sent me flying about fifty metres and crashing into one tree after another. It took three trees to bring me to a halt. I pass out, thinking I died (yeah I pass out a lot).
I wake up and see bandages all over my body in what seems like a homeless shelter. I look left and right and they’re all beggars. I can’t even stand.
“Leader! He’s awake!” one of the beggars called out upon seeing me return to consciousness. The beggars open up to form a path for their leader to walk through and confront me. He has only nine fingers. Of course.
“Do you know who I am kid?” he asks.
“Yeah I do. You’re Northern Beggar King, Hong Qigong. Why the hell did you whack me so hard, and then save me?”
“I’ll be asking the questions first. Who the hell are you and what were you planning to do with those crates?”
“I’m trying to beat Mongolians and stop them from conquering China, what do you think?”
“Hmm. Second question - who taught you the Dragon Palm? Non sect leaders are not allowed to learn, it’s a crime punishable by death. I figured I’d knock you out and interrogate you before passing judgement, so I only used 30% of my power. Who would expect you so behkan!”
What? No way, 30%!? Well he is one of the greatest kung fu masters after all, in the same league as my shifu fat fuck Zhou Botong and my prospective father-in-law, Huang Yaoshi.
“Some old guy in an alley, ok, I didn’t even get his name. Look, if you’re hunting Mongolians, then I’m on your side, so stop treating me like an enemy!”
“You dummy. I was tailing them to find out where their headquarters are and you ruined it!”
“Oh shit did I? Hmm…that does sound like a better plan.”
“Forget it. I’ll spare your life but I’ll break your arms for learning the Dragon Palm without permission.”
“WAIT WAIT WHAT? Hey come on, I was trying to help!”
He picked up my arms, ready to break them. Walau he’s not kidding! I need to think of something fast, and quickly think about the novels.
“I’M A GREAT COOK! If you break my arms I can’t cook amazing dishes anymore!”
Hong paused, and looks at me. Whew, I remembered his weakness - good food.
“Great cook? How great?”
“Best in China, some say Japan!”
He’s deliberating for a long time. I’ve certainly piqued his curiosity.
“Fine. I’ll let you recover first to see what you can cook. I can always break your arms later anyway.”
He leaves me alone as I heave a huge sigh of relief. Why on earth did I learn this stupid Dragon Palm, from hitting Rong’er twice, to accelerating my poison, to now almost having my arms broken by the real Dragon Palm master Hong, I realize it has caused me nothing but trouble everytime!
The beggars warned me not to try and escape as Hong has eyes and ears everywhere, with membership of the Beggar Sect numbering in the millions. I have no choice but to try and remember the plots in the novel to find a way to save my arms as I continue on my path to full recovery. I start wandering around the shelter but feel like there’s a pair of eyes following me everywhere I go. With my Wave Striding Steps, I quickly get behind the person who’s stalking me.
“Wassup bitch! Stalked enough?” I yelled as I tapped on the person’s shoulder. Oh man, another cute chiobu!
“Huh huh? I…I never!"
She tries to run but I grabbed her collar.
“Don’t play punk with gor gor! Spit! Why were you following me?”
“I…just…I think you’re kinda cool, beating up those Mongolians, that’s all!”
Man! To think such a pretty girl like her would have a crush on me just for beating up a bunch of wussies. Well she’s surrounded by beggars, I guess I kinda stand out. I decide to use this to my advantage and start questioning her.
I find out she’s Xiang, Hong’s grand niece who’s very shy and only tags along on low risk missions, but is privy to information from the very top management as she’s often around her granduncle. She was there when I took out the Mongolian smugglers, hiding in a corner and witnessed my battle with Hong. After a bit of coaxing, she revealed to me the big plans that the Beggar Sect are working on.
So it turns out that the Western Venom Ouyang Feng, another legendary master, is working with the Mongolians as he plans to utilize their army to overrun martial art sects and steal their kung fu secrets. To apprehend him and defeat his forces, Hong devised a plan to have his goddaughter agree to marriage with Ouyang Ke, son of Ouyang Feng. The wedding will be held at the White Camel Peak Pavilion. Hundreds of beggars would be able to enter the venue on the guise of being guests, when in fact they will attack Ouyang Feng’s forces from the inside while opening up entrances to allow thousands of beggars in, and arrest Ouyang Feng for treason. It sounds like a great plan except for one part.
“So who’s this goddaughter of his, I haven’t seem to have met her?” I asked.
“She’s on her way back from the Northern headquarters as we speak! They will leave together for the wedding tomorrow. It’s Huang Rong, daughter of Huang Yaoshi.”
What the actual fuck! Since when did my fiancee become goddaughter of Hong Qigong? I grind Xiang’er for more and she explains that, after I struck her a second time, Rong’er was taken in by the Beggar Sect and nursed back to health. Hong took a liking to her smarts and courage, and seeing that she’s the daughter of his arch rival Huang Yaoshi, decides to acknowledge her as goddaughter to spite him. I’m fuming as I think Hong only did this to use her as bait for the mission!
“I have to stop them! Simi lanjiao mission use my fiancee liddat!”
“Please don’t do anything crazy, gor gor, I’m already in a lot of trouble telling you this!”
I hear a commotion near the entrance. My dear Rong’er had arrived! I charged forward, desperate to stop her from going.
“Rong’er! It’s me! Your fiancee! You can’t go, it’s too dangerous!” I yelled at the top of my lungs as I see her from a distance. It’s been too long.
Rong’er soon realized my prescence.
“Wait a minute…that voice…YOU! Traitor! Why haven’t you people killed him!?” she questioned the beggars as confusion reigned.
“Leader Hong said he took out a bunch of Mongolians the other day, he can’t be bad right?” one of them responded.
“I don’t care, he’s too dangerous to be left running around like that! Throw him in a cell!”
The beggars turned on me and dragged me away. I am no match for so many of them in my current condition as I am put in a brick house used to store firewood.
I spent the entire night yelling at them to let me out. I thought Rong’er would come to see me at least once before she left, but she never did. The sun rose soon, and there was nothing I could do to stop them from going on this mission.
I waited until midday when Xiang finally showed up to bring me food.
“Xiang! Xiang, you have to let me out! I need to save my future wife! Something will go wrong, I just know it!”
“But it’s too late, it’s already been hours since they’ve left. The mission would have been finished by the time we get there!”
“I don’t care! Look, that old fart Hong is no match for the cunning Ouyang Feng, we need to go and save them! Or do you want to be responsible for your grand uncle’s death, along with thousands of fellow beggars?”
“I…I-”
“Don’t I already, let me out, come on!”
Thankfully, the brick house is locked from the outside without key, and Xiang is able to free me easily. Grabbing her hand, I tossed her up the fittest horse I could find and got behind her, since I don’t have a clue on how to ride a horse.
“Come on Xiang, lead us there!” I yelled. She yanked the horse’s lead and off we went. Man, I had to grab her by her waist tight and could smell the fragrance of her nape up close. Her hips were also pressing up against my cock. She’s not a very good rider either, so when she jam break, my hands would move from her waist up to her C cup breasts. This continued for an hour and a half as I dry humped her non stop on our way there. We arrive at a river that Xiang said was a shortcut but we can no longer ride across it. We get down and made our way past the waters. Kanina, the beggar’s clothing must be really thin as I can totally see her nipples underneath the wet garments! Her ass shape is also totally visible! Once the river is crossed, we were less than a mile away from the venue, only to hear the sounds of battle.
We catch a beggar running away from the action and grabbed him.
“Hey what the hell happened!? Where’s my fiancee Rong’er?” I asked frantically.
“It’s a massacre! There’s a traitor among us who tipped off Ouyang Feng, he ordered the Mongolians to surround us when we thought we were surrounding them! Hey nice tits.”
The guy spotted Xiang’s nipples through her wet shirt and she quickly covered up.
“You still haven’t told me what happened to Rong’er and that old fart Hong!”
“I dunno…I dunno! I heard Leader got poisoned. Good luck!”
He makes his way across the river to escape. What a pussy.
“So what do we do?” asked Xiang, still covering her nipples.
I come up with a plan. “We need to get some Mongolian attire and sneak inside!”
The Mongolian foot soldiers still wouldn’t be my match even in my current condition, which is 70% at best. Xiang spotted two soldiers isolated, and I easily subdued them by sneaking behind them with my Wave Steps and knocking them out. We quickly changed into their attire and while I only removed my outermost layer of clothing, Xiang stripped naked!
“What are you doing!?” I asked, although I’m certainly not complaining.
“My clothes are all wet! Might as well change everything!”
I spent a good moment staring at her naked body, first her bare breasts, then her waist, and finally her cute little bush covering her clit. Eh, focus FOCUS! Fiancee gonna kena rape liao I still ogling!
We managed to sneak in while taking out a few more Mongolian soldier along the way, and witness Hong Qigong doing battle with Ouyang Feng and his son in the main hall. Rong’er is nowhere to be seen. Hong does appear to be poisoned, and yet he is still able to hold his own against the two. I was gonna leave these three to kill each other and find my Rong’er but Xiang begged me to help as Hong starts throwing up dark blood and is losing. Fuck!
“DRAGON MASTURBATES!”
I use my remaining energy to deliver my Dragon Palm on the two. At last, it has served me well. While Ouyang Ke is sent flying, Ouyang Feng like all the other masters was relatively unaffected due to his power level. Good thing the move blew some sand into his eyes and we grabbed Hong to get the fuck out of there.
We managed to get somewhere safe and Hong lay on the ground, seemingly dying and tended to by a tearful Xiang. I’m pacing around wondering what to do-my energy is all spent, I’m no match for Ouyang Feng and I don’t know where they’re hiding Rong’er. Fucking Ouyang Ke is probably raping her right now! FUCK!
“Calm down. Rong’er will be fine.” Hong said with a weak tone.
“How the fuck do you know that you piece of shit! You with your shit plans!” I yell back.
“Rong’er is wearing soft armour panties, it would take them days to break it open. Ouyang Ke is too in love with her to hurt her. She’ll be ok.”
“She’ll be ok? She’s deep in enemy territory and you lost dunno how many men! You’re a shit leader! Don’t call yourself Hong Qigong anymore…call yourself Hong Kan!”
“You’re right. I am Hong Kan.”
I’m a bit shocked at Hong’s admission of his own failure.
“I am no longer worthy of being leader. Young man, I need you to take over and lead the remaining beggars to do a rescue mission. I swore to Rong’er that I would never let any harm come to her.”
“How? I’m not a member, and I can’t beat Ouyang Feng anyway!”
“Here, take my underwear. Wear it on your head and the beggars will follow.”
“FUCK YOU CHEEBYE! I’m not wearing your underwear on my head! Where’s your Dog Beating Dildo?”
“I bring for servicing la. Just take the underwear and carry it on you somewhere visible. Also, I will now teach you the full set of the Eighteen Dragon Slaying Palms.”
“Now then teach got use? I also don’t have enough chi to do it the way you can.”
“People offer you free top tier kung fu you still complain? Si ginna!”
Hong and I start to bicker and I eventually won as he starts coughing blood and could not respond in time.
“Please, he’s going to die if you keep provoking him!” Xiang pleaded.
“Fine, I’ll take the palms! Whatever!” I yelled out. Hong explained the remaining 17 palms to me one by one, and they were easy to understand as they were all modifications of each other, yet their usage is highly different. It took four hours before I at long last, mastered all Eighteen Dragon Slaying Palms. No more always Dragon Masturbates!
“You pick up fast, child. Well done.” said Hong.
“Praise me when I rescue Rong’er first.” I replied. Now I need to regain my chi. I grabbed Xiang and went to a secluded corner. Hong thought we left him to die and cursed all sorts of vulgarities.
I slowly explain to Xiang the Jade Maiden Sutra and she had no problems stripping naked in front of me, having already done that anyway. She did however bleed from her nose when she saw my cock for the first time.
We were soon able to assume our positions and, just like it was with Xiao Long Nu, we had mental sex and fucked all the way to the moon and the sun. This time, I am the one who exercised self control and pulled back just as I’m about to climax. My inner chi restored fully and has increased another fold. Plus my mastery of the Dragon Palms, it raised my power level to the 20,000s. I am still no match for Ouyang Feng, but whereas previously fighting him would be suicide, now I at least have a 10% chance.
We return to Hong after our session.
“You guys chose this moment to fuck! Jesus Christ!” he yelled.
“What? We’re not fucking you moron! Jade Maiden Sutra!” I fired back.
“Oh…”
“Now to rescue my Rong’er! First, we gotta assemble the rest and weed out that fucking traitor!”
Xiang and I parked Hong inside a cave as I used Hong’s special blow horn that sounds like a wolf’s cry to summon all the remaining beggars still alive. Mongolian soldiers wouldn’t be able to tell it came from a horn. They soon gathered outside the cave and there were only about 20 of them.
“Where’s Chief Hong!?” one of then yelled, and I replied.
“He’s inside. But he’s very sick! Let him rest. I have his underwear, and that makes me your leader! We must charge in and rescue Rong’er!”
“But what about Leader?”
“He will be fine by himself, we need all the help we can get! Come on!”
I charged forward to lead them back into the pavilion. However, one of them stayed behind, drew his Mongolian design weapon and snuck into the cave. This is the fucking traitor that cost us the mission! Good thing it was all a trap I set. Hong is in another cave watched over by Xiang’er…this one is filled with venomous snakes that Ouyang Feng uses to manufacture poison. I simply removed the sign board, and the rest of us hear the cries of the traitor being bitten by snakes.
The beggars advised me to enter through the kitchen as that is the least guarded area in the pavilion with easy access to the bedrooms, which my Rong’er must be imprisoned at. But we have to do it fast and with surprise…if Ouyang Feng catches onto us, we could be finished. I agree on the plan as we barged in and took out the few guards in the way with relative ease. I break inside the bedroom to see Ouyang Ke rubbing his face between a tied up Rong’er’s breasts!
“You fuck!” I roared.
“I fuck? You then fuck! People wedding you come disturb!?” he retorts.
I didn’t wanna waste time with this asshole and used Dragons Swings It’s Tail 神龍擺尾 to smash him, as he flew and crashed past the bedroom wall. Holy shit this is the real power of the Dragon Palm! Unlike the Dragon Masturbates which is a beginner move, the advanced ones pack so much more power and precision.
I quickly run towards Rong’er to untie her.
“Rong’er! Are you ok?”
“Andy! I should have trusted you! I’m sorry!”
“No, I should never have lied to you! Come, let’s get out of here!”
As her limbs were sore and bruised from being tied up, I carried her and ordered the remaining beggars to storm out the same way we came in. Unfortunately, the loud sound I made by sending Ouyang Ke crashing was too loud, and had alerted Ouyang Feng, who stands in our way.
“Run the other way! Go!” I yelled out to them. But it’s no use-Ouyang Feng struck them down easily, he is too vicious, strong and quick. Soon, I am the only person left to face him, back at the main hall. I placed Rong’er down and prepare to make my final stand.
“Dragon Meets The Earth! 見龍在田!”
I nearly tear apart all the furniture in the place and even ripped the floor apart for this move. He’s relatively unharmed, just as I’d expected.
“That’s all you’ve got? You really throw Hong’s face!”
What he didn’t expect was that I only did that move to kick up more dust in his eyes, as I used my Wave Striding Steps to get behind him. Let’s see how you tahan this zero range attack on a unguarded spot! I used the final of the 18 Palms, but renamed it myself to fit the occasion.
“Dragon Fucks Your Ass! 龍操你屁!”
I strike him on his ass and sent him flying through the roof. It took about 10 seconds for him to finally crash back down. I can’t believe I’ve beaten him!
I go back to Rong’er as we kissed to celebrate surviving this ordeal. To our shock, I feel someone grab my shoulder and toss me all the way across the hall, smashing into a pillar. Fuck he’s still breathing!
“You smartass little fuck! Limpeh will tear you in half!” he roared. I’ve already used up 90% of my chi just now, I can barely see or stand as blood comes out from my lips. Rong’er begged him to leave me alone and offered to consummate with Ouyang Ke willingly, but it’s no dice. I had struck a tiger, and it’s striking back.
I stumble back on my feet and see Ouyang Feng assuming his Toad Skill stance. I prepare to use my remaining 10% chi for a Dragon Regrets, since I can’t aim anymore and this will at least hit the target. Its fucking hopeless but I at least got to try. He flies toward me as I extend my hands, Dragon and Toad collide.
Ouyang Feng is sent crashing past FOUR pillars. Wow my 10% Dragon Regrets got so power? It is only then that I realized
it is in fact another old man standing right next to me who whacked Ouyang Feng. I see a green flute. Oh dear…it’s my future father-in-law, Eastern Evil Huang Yaoshi!
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by the rate this is going, after encounter with all the leading ladies in the 18 louis chia novel, how many concubines will he has ………
Thank you so much bro! Was afraid there was too much kung fu and not enough sex haha. Glad you guys still enjoyed it. I think at least 20 wives in the end
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I stand in awe of the power of the great Huang Yaoshi as he beat the crap out of Ouyang Feng. Although to be fair Ouyang had been weakened by me prior, and Huang made a surprise attack. In a fair fight no one knows who would win. Surprisingly, Ouyang still managed to get up! But seeing the new player enter the game, he snuck off in a flash. As for the Mongolian army, Huang had brought his Peach Blossom staff along to barge into the pavilion. The Mongolians were no match and scattered away.
I clear my throat as I prepare to speak with my future father-in-law.
“It’s an honor to finally meet you, Mr Huang!”
I nearly wanted to call him father-in-law sia. Huang tossed me a bottle of medicine without even turning to look at me.
“Thanks, Mr Huang! But my injuries aren’t that bad!”
“You idiot. This is for that old beggar!”
Wah, first word he ever say to me and call me idiot already. How am I ever gonna win his approval? He totally huanlo me as he went to pick up his daughter.
“You insolent child. Do this kind of dangerous thing never tell me? You’re grounded!” he yelled at Rong’er. He doesn’t even allow us to say one word to each other as he vanished as well, back to his island I suppose. At least she’s safe now.
I brought the medicine back to old fart Hong and he managed to purge all his poison. But he will never get to live down the fact that Huang Yaoshi saved his life. Coupled with his failed mission, it’s the most humiliating day of his life…machiam stripped naked and kena SM in public. Hong, Xiang and I swiftly returned to HQ.
All the beggars surround us at our return, and Hong makes his speech. “My fellow beggar bros, I am gravely sorry for what a massive fuck up I made. I am no longer worthy to be your leader.”
“Don’t say that, Chief Hong. You were betrayed!” the crowd said in unison.
“No, because of me, so many of our brothers have died. It is only fitting that I pass on my position to the person who fixed my fuck up. Everyone, I hope you will support Andy Lau the way you have supported me, as your new leader.”
I’m shocked, and lean into Hong’s ear to whisper.
“Eh, what? I thought you say for fun nia! I don’t wanna be a beggar!”
“Just take it for now, please! We need a new leader now more than ever. You can pass it onto someone else at some point!”
They brought out the Dog Beating Stick/Dildo and forced me to take it. I had no choice but to accept. The crowd cheered at their new leader.
“ANDY LAU! ANDY LAU! ANDY LAU!”
I spent the whole night partying like mad and drinking like crazy. Man these beggars know how to party! The liquor is fucking strong but Hong was in such a party mood that he kept offering me more. I just whack only.
The next morning, I wake up with a sibei awful hangover in my leader suite bed. To my surprise, I found myself naked. Kanina, did any of those filthy beggars ass rape me while drunk? Wait, my asshole feels fine. It is only then that I realized Xiang’er is sleeping beside me, fully nude too!
“FUCK! What did I do last night?” I thought in panic. She’s still soundly asleep. I sneak into the blankets to check her pussy, and it is smeared with dried cum…wait, even her asshole also got dried cum! I check my own cock and there’s no mistake it came several times last night! Cham liao I fucked and analed her! She wakes up and grabs me from behind.
“Good morning, hubby! Last night you really never give chance!” she teased as she pecked my cheek.
“Wait, hubby? Xiang’er, did we get married last night?”
“Haha, don’t joke already! We held our wedding with everyone present last night! It was awesome right?”
Kanina, yesterday’s party was my wedding with Xiang’er? No wonder old fart Hong kept giving me wine…he tricked me into marriage so I will forever have ties with the Beggar Sect!
“You old cheebye!” I whisper in my breath. Although looking at Xiang’er’s naked body again…aiya, might as well just go through with it! I pinned her down to have morning sex as we rolled around in bed, fucking passionately.
On my first official day as the new leader of the Beggar Sect, I start to enjoy all the perks that comes with it. I get to taste all the good food and sweet wine, and I’m surprised to find that even their dirty ass clothing come in different grades, and I get access to the best. I tried ordering old fart Hong around for revenge only to be told that he had made himself Emeritus Chief and is not under my command. Knn that sly fox!
While I am having a great and sexy time with Xiang’er, I’m still mindful of my commitments to Rong’er and Ruozhi. Seeing that I am the commander of millions of beggars now, surely Huang Yaoshi will deem me worthy of asking for his daughter’s hand in marriage? Or will he see me as a beggar? I must pay him a visit on Peach Blossom Island, and I selected an entourage of 12 people to follow me, bringing loads of gifts along. Xiang’er badly wanted to tag along, but no dice…how can I ask for a girl’s hand in marriage while bringing my other wife?
I sat in a carriage as we travelled for three days and three nights. Kanina this place is far! We haven’t even gotten to the waters yet, never mind reach the island. As I’m napping, I feel the carriage suddenly come to a halt. I emerge from it and realize my men are all gone, and I’m surrounded by eight masked men. Those disloyal pussies! Got numerical advantage also scared!
“Stay in the carriage! We don’t want to hurt you, we just want your stuff!” said one of them.
“You bloody fools, I’d like to see you try! Limpeh napping song song you come disturb! I want to give you chance also hard!”
They flash their weapons, as though it’s going to help. I used my Dragon Palm to instantly send four of them flying. The remaining four panicked, and start running. Too bad my Wave Striding Steps allowed me to get in front of them. Another Dragon Palm! Three more down.
I start approaching the last man standing. He’s so skinny, I scared cough nia he also fly! He makes one desperate dash in an attempt to flee.
“Not so fast!” I yelled, as I give chase, and from behind, I grabbed his collar and ripped his shirt in half. Only to be greeted by a pair of woman’s breasts!
“Oh shit, you’re a girl!?” I exclaimed in shock.
“Cheekopek!” she yelled, and start attacking me like mad with one hand while covering her nipples with the other. I had no choice but to knock her out with a light tap on her shoulder.
I looked around and see that while I’m busy with this last one, all her accomplices have gotten back on their feet and fled as well. Cheebye, all these underlings are good for nothings! I can’t possibly leave her alone here. I helped cover up her breasts, but could not resist taking off her mask. Damn, it’s an exotic looking chiobu! Could she be with them goddamn Mongolians?
I bring her to check into a nearby hotel and no one seemed to care. Wary that she might go apeshit on me, I tied her up with a rope and waited for her to awaken. She slept for two hours before finally coming to.
“…eh…wha…where am I…why am I tied up! You! The pervert!”
Thanks to new bros for support~
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“Eh, watch your mouth! You believe I tear off your clothes and rape you or not?” I replied.
She’s speechless for a moment, then quickly realizes that, since I helped her put her clothes back on and didn’t kill her, I can’t be too bad and I must be bluffing.
“One look I can tell you no balls! Talk cock!” she yelled.
“Ok ok, then I rape you now.”
I pretended to undo her clothes as she screamed, scaring me off.
“Walau your voice damn high pitch!”
“Do you even know who I am! You’re so dead!” she threatened.
“Do you even know WHO I am first? I am the goddamn leader of the Beggar Sect!”
“Talk more cock! Even if that’s true, so what? I’m from the Ming Sect!”
“Ming Sect!? Like, Golden Hair Lion King’s Ming Sect?”
“Scared eh?” she said with a grin, thinking she has the upper hand now.
“Aiya I see your pattern, useless in battle and the brain like pig liddat, confirm some low level member! You help them clean toilets?”
“You shuddup! I am the daughter of Purple Robed Dragon King, Dai Qisi!”
Oooooooooh she’s Xiao Zhao!
“You’re Xiao Zhao!?”
“Hmm, I never knew I was this famous. Now that you know it, hurry up and untie me!”
“Eh, I don’t care if you’re Da Zhao Xiao Zhao, once I untie you you’re gonna attack me. You stay here and wait, I go get some food for you.” I say to her.
“No! Release me n-Mmmmhmmm!”
I stuff a sock inside her mouth to stop her from screaming, as I went to get food.
It took me about half an hour to finally find some decent food in the area and I return with two handfuls of dishes. But the moment I stepped in, she was gone! There’s no way she could have undone those ropes herself! I realize the windows are open, and see two men running off while carrying her, who’s still tied like a dumpling.
I quickly give chase and see them enter a nefarious looking mansion. Who knows how many foes I should expect inside. I think it’s better to go stealth on this one. I sneak in from the other front of the building and see the two men carry Xiao Zhao deep inside a chamber. Holy shit…it’s full of naked women being chained up! They promptly stripped her naked and chained her up like the rest. What is this, some kind of sex dungeon?
A bunch of women were being held against their will
Seeing so many women, I cannot use my Dragon Palms as the AOE would hurt them. I need to get close, and quietly snuck behind them.
“This one’s exotic looking, think she’ll fetch a good price?” said one of the men to the other.
The mysterious men wants to sell Xiao Zhao
“I dunno bro, really wish I could give her a test run!”
Xiao Zhao made muffled cries as my sock is still stuck in her mouth.
“Eh, let’s see what she has to say!” said one of the men, as he removed her gag.
“You lecherous scum! I am daughter of Ming Sect’s Purple Ro-”
“We don’t care who you are! As long as cock put inside shiok, you’re all the same!”
They both guffaw as Xiao Zhao tried to kick them, but her legs are chained up too.
“What a lucky day eh? We go around looking to kidnap women, who could have imagined we’d find such a pretty one already tabao nicely for us to snatch!”
“Really damn lucky! See those breasts, so pretty!”
Just as they’re about to lay their hands on her, I strike them from behind with my Kongming Fists! But they were quick to react the countered effectively. It is only up close that I realized I’m fighting two old men.
“You old cheebyes, I bet your cocks can’t even work, kidnap women for what?” I yelled. “Hey nice bush!” I teased Xiao Zhao as I saw her naked body.
“Faster save me, please!” she sobbed.
“Who’s this insolent young man, no big no small! Prepare to incur the wrath of the Xuanming Elders! 玄冥二老!”
“Oh, it’s you two chumps! I remember you’re kinda useless in the novels! Let limpeh teach you a lesson!” I boasted.
The two of them, enraged that I called myself limpeh to two men old enough to be my grandpa, charge at me, and I battle them with my Kongming Fists. They were indeed quite useless and slow, and I had dealt a dozen blows to them each in no time.
“Brother, this guy no joke man! What to do?” said the shorter one. The tall one jitao pangseh him and runs away from the fight!
“Oi, brother come back!” pleaded the shorter one. I gave him no chance and attacked him at close range. He used his Xuanming Palm, a B-tier kung fu at best, and I duly countered with my AA-tier Dragon Palm, which sent him flying. I quickly turn to find the taller one…oh shit!
The taller guy actually ran to put his hand on Xiao Zhao’s neck, holding her hostage.
“Move one step closer and she dies!” he warned. I’m at a loss…I wouldn’t get there in time to save her even with my striding steps. As I was wondering what to do, the shorter guy whack me from behind and knocked me out!
I wake up to find myself inside a cell, naked, chained to a bed and lying on my back. Xiao Zhao is naked as well and lying on top of me, but no longer restrained.
“What did those fuckers do to us! Wake up, Xiao Zhao! Hey, let us out!” I yelled.
“Huh…wh…eeek, we’re naked!” she screamed as she quickly covered up her tits and vag with her hands.
“Oh, good, they’re awake! Let the party begin then!” said the taller elder from an opening on the cell door.
“What party? You sick fucks! I’ll kill you both right now!” I said, as I used my chi to try and break open the chains, but it’s no use.
“We have blocked your chi channels, there is no way you can kung fu your way out of there!” replied the shorter elder. “You also no need to resist so much, just lie down and enjoy! We force fed the girl an entire packet of Yin Yang Copulation Dust 阴阳和合散, four times the recommended amount! She will fuck and suck you until you dry haha! Too bad we’re old and impotent, or we would have fucked her ourselves! Consider yourself damn lucky bro!”
Xiao Zhao does remember being fed a packet of substance before passing out. She rubbed her vagina, and to her horror, her hand is completely covered in pussy juice…she’s horny like mad!
“I…I…need…” she whimpered, as she turns her attention to my naked body.
“No, Xiao Zhao! Snap out of it! Fight it!”
I say so much nonsense when my cock is already rock hard from staring at her naked body…I’m a hypocrite! Before I could say more, she kissed me passionately while stroking my cock with her smooth hands. Oh man, how are we gonna get out of this!?
continued thanks to bros for support!
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The two elders watched with glee as Xiao Zhao molested me everywhere. The more I struggled the more aggressive she became. After licking me all over and covering my body with her saliva, she got into a 69 position with her crotch rubbed against my face. She licked and lubricated my balls with more spit, before running her tongue up and down my erect manhood. Then she goes down on my cock head and slowly made her way down until her nose were pressed against my balls. She’s rubbing her wet pussy up against my face and there is so much pussy juice coming out that it made my entire face drooling with her liquids.
She sucked me ferociously but I still resisted reciprocating her - I consider myself a hero now, plus I have three women in my life already, how can I take advantage of her? She stopped sucking and begged.
“Please…lick my pussy…I’ll going crazy if you don’t…just do it!”
I bobian, extended my tongue and licked her wet cheebye, as she resumed sucking me off. It was a very intense 69…you could even call this a battle between us trying to make each other cum. She soon used her tongue to pleasure my asshole, and I duly returned the flavour. It’s incredible…I dunno what kind of body wash the persians use but her asshole smells and tastes like a peach, sweet and fragrant!
Finally, it was time for the inevitable. She got into cowgirl position and prepared to sit on my cock. I try to persuade her one last time to fight the drugs, but it’s no use. She simply frenched me to make me shut up and sat down on my cock hard, using it to break her hymen. She started biting my lips from the pain of losing her virginity…I just tahan. After all what is this pain compared to her’s below? But it seems like I kena rape!
After the pain of her broken hymen subsided, she started riding me, faster and faster. Her pussy juice acting as a lubricant allowed us to fuck faster and faster. At her merciless riding, I sensed my cock about to fire, and warned her to pull out! Only to hear the two sickos comment.
“Your semen will act as a temporary antidote! You better cum inside her if you want her to have a rest, otherwise she will fuck you nonstop until she goes insane or dies of exhaustion!”
Those perverted old fucks are really the worst. But upon hearing that, I know I must give her a good cream pie to let her rest. I raised my hips up and down to complement her riding, as we both approach climax.
Ropes of semen escape my cock and fire right into her uterus as I ejaculated maybe harder than I ever have. She squirted at the same time as we both moaned loudly in the cell. The two elders laughed heartily at the two of us cumming together.
Xiao Zhao is exhausted and breathless, but thanks to my cum, is temporarily cured of her horniness and rested on top of me, half unconscious.
“She will start acting up again in about 30 minutes, let’s see how many times you can shoot until you die! 精尽人亡!” said the elders, as they left us alone to perish in our lust.
“Xiao Zhao! Are you ok?” I asked with a concerned voice.
“I…my hips are so sore…” she whimpered. “Are you ok? Was I too rough?”
“It’s alright Xiao Zhao, I’m fine. We need to figure out how to escape this place.”
She suddenly reverted to her feisty persona and punched me in the gut!
“Ow! What was that for!?”
“You got us into this trouble! If you hadn’t tied me up in the hotel room they wouldn’t have caught me!”
“That’s your own fault! Who told you to go around robbing people!” I yelled back.
She’s silent. She realized that there’s truth in that. The thing is, she and her accomplices were looking to rob rich people to feed the less privileged Persians, so she’s not a bad person at all. She’s also starting to come to terms with the fact that the sex we just had was ten times more intense, fun and enjoyable than anything she’s ever experienced in her life. Being caught, in truth, is the greatest thing to have happened to her!
“So…you’re gonna marry me or what!?” she asked in a threatening voice.
“Can we leave this question for another time?”
“If you don’t I’m just gonna kill you first, then myself!”
“Ok ok, of course I will take responsibility and marry you!”
Kanina, wife number four! Can play mahjong already!
The support from you guys is the real AA tier bro
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We racked our brains on a way to escape this prison, but 30 minutes went by so fast and her pussy is acting up again. She’s apprehensive at first on fornicating again, but I assured her it’s fine since I’ve already promised to marry her. Xiao Zhao blew me again to get me to harden, then got back up to ride me. I came, one more time. Then again…and again. She did on one occasion pull out my cock in the midst of climax to drink my semen hoping the effect would be better if cum is ingested orally, but it didn’t help. Soon, I had came 12 times in six hours, and she could see me weakening with every shot.
“No, I can’t do it anymore, look at you, poor thing!” Xiao Zhao exclaimed as she sees my health deteriorating with every orgasm. I tried to assure her I’m fine but I don’t know how much longer I can tahan.
The two elders brought us food and water, which Xiao Zhao fed me quickly without thinking. I insisted she eat some herself as she must be hungry. It wasn’t until we were done that the elders revealed to us a horrifying truth.
“Haha! You dummies! The food and drink is laced with more copulation dust! Prepare to fuck until morning!”
Oh no! We both began to get horny and quickly resumed fucking. The copulation dust allowed me to stay hard, but the consecutive orgasms was still taking it’s toll on me. Another six hours went by and I had cummed an insane 24 times in half a day. I think I’m really going to die now.
“I’m so sorry darling!” sobbed a tearful Xiao Zhao as she feels guilty for fucking me dry.
“Don’t be silly…it’s not your fault. I guess I’m really going to 精尽人亡 and die here, at least I get to die by your side.”
She continued to cry, and in her rage and desperation, slammed her hands down on the side of the bed. Holy shit, she made a dent!
“Oh my god! How did I get so strong all of a sudden?”
I know liao. My massive load of semen inside her had transferred some of my chi energy to her! But she has to use it carefully as the chi reserve is still limited. She quickly tried to break my chains but they were still too tough, as we realized she won’t be able to break the brick walls either. But she can certainly take on one Elder at least.
“Xiao Zhao, you have a good amount of chi in you from my cum. Don’t waste it…we’ll think of something…”
I quickly taught her one of my Eighteen Dragon Palms, Dragon’s Revenge, as we put our plans into action. We were able to tahan our horniness for a while as our lives depended on it.
After a while, Xiao Zhao sees the shorter elder approach, and pretended to cry, as I played dead with a stiff cock. Short Elder quickly looked in through the door.
“Haha! Really 精尽人亡! Die cock standing! Hope you have a good time in heaven, young man!” he yelled in joy, thinking I had died from cumming. He opened up the door and pushed Xiao Zhao away from grieving me to unlock my chains. Once he brought out his keys, Xiao Zhao struck his back.
“Dragon Fucks Your Mom!” roared Xiao Zhao, as she struck him from behind. Short Elder throws up blood and is instantly knocked out.
“Hey, I told you the move is called Dragon’s Revenge!” I yelled.
“Aiya, I angry with this fucker mah!” she replied, as she grabbed his keys to quickly unlock me. Once freed, we quickly made our way out of the cell. Thankfully the taller elder is nowhere to be found as Xiao Zhao had exhausted her inner energy and I am no match in my current weakened state. We decide to seek help first before coming back to save the rest of the women. Upon leaving the building, we quickly found a clean river and drank from it to wash out the effects of the drug, but we were still horny and fucked a few times by the riverside before we continued on our mission.