Rare Encounter of the Lovely Kind


    Chapter #361

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    Kns… dunno whether to feel flattered or not. Lucky, if you had instead meant my IQ..

    so, u meant i was wrong???

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    Chapter #362

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Got any FREE ones for me bo??

    for u, NO!!! character not proven…

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    Its call prudence la. Correct or not, Becky???

    cheapo say cheapo…

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    Outdated??Good, that means got steep discount liao…hehehe

    for watches, ok…

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    Swee, when can u start introducing some to me??

    u can pick them up yourself… no need me lah! i dont even know where they r, unlike u…

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    My balls even smaller than u LOL…Nowadays, cant even find friends willing to drink with me; not to mention boozing at pick up joints…

    that only happens when people keep buying u drinks and u dont know how to be automatic… unlike becky, he kept pestering me to go out so that he can buy me back…

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    Told u they r not there la…Ur ass will be straight there LOL…

    SQ lah…

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    I rent u my void deck, u want??

    sorry, too late… already booked…

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    Not bad, I m a very intoxicated person in clubs nowadays…haa

    haha… me nowadays need to budget, so no intoxication for me…

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    kns, chasing me out of my homeland ah…

    worried that u would run into the escaped convict mah…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Nothing wrong with dreaming.. Never hear of dream come true?

    So who’s the lucky lady? SMS me…

    And since when I am STINGY?!

    indonesian chinese… fxxking rich!!! pay me tons of commission if u manage to hook up with her…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    exclusive is for retired per se…who’s in?

    AXL…April got cash incentive from our esteemed goverment

    JWNY

    dont qualify cos according to the govt, i cannot retire anymore…

    april got incentive from govt meh??? i got 1 more thing… my honeymoon…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    theUnforgotten

    Bro Do you know the meaning of Exclusive??

    i was about to ask until i saw your reply… i was never part of anything with the big, big word “EXCLUSIVE”…

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    Chapter #363

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    As they say, size does matter

    giving people’s secrets away like that, good meh???

    standby for activation today… pls access msn account for further details, cos forgotten to bring cheong phone!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    ccod81

    haha you want to see Natsuki FR by that Bro that told me he is intrested ??

    he is looking For Sponspership for his rendezvous with the Famous Nat.. of SBF

    i sponsor overnite!!!

    anything to scar a bro for the rest of his life!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    WRX_STI

    realli ah?!?! tat day he got ask me for her contact i bo hiuu him lei!!! thot he drunk!!!

    u really not a good bro!!! he asked for the number and u didnt give him???!!!

    all the more u should give him when he is drunk!!!

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    Chapter #364

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    theUnforgotten

    Like that say the “coke can " good meh?? I co-sponsor the overnight , steady BO! haha, lai lai lip lai help contribute leh bros, YY , Tomvoyeur, zunbo…Must help our BRO mah.

    SWEE!!!

    JWNY, now u know who your real friends are!!! need me to book for u???

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    This (old) reservist still not got call sign leh.. email ok, but msn chat on my lappy blocked by my IT smart ass. Before call up by home affairs minister.

    activated liao lor… actually, i m free from 4pm onwards…

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    PS: Let cut some slack for coke, trial without jury (or accused as he was busy over weekend) doesn’t seem quite fair.

    that’s the price to pay for looking like our dear escaped terrorist…

    just kidding…

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    Chapter #365

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    OceanEleven

    Ah ha….cock teasing at his best. I can see the carrot dangling and herds of donkeys gathering.

    since u cant even be bothered to help out, i somehow have to!!! but the bugger is damn bloody choosy, especially he wants FOC!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    Err, you really mean a fool and his money (and gals) are soon parted

    ehh, harlo, talking about me, siboh??? yr intel so good meh???

    now that we r starting to leave balance bottles around, so if u ever need a quiet nite out, i m just an SMS away…

    and for god’s sake, can u guys exchange contact numbers???!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Proven beyond doubt that I m an innocent bastard leh…

    ya innocent… so is the escaped convict, and all those in changi chalet now!!!

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    Trying to find fellow cheapos to form a club…

    me and becky can qualify…

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    Thats what I m after…

    make friends with ocean… he can get u 95% discounts for branded watches!!!

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    That cant be right. I haven been lucky so far….

    that is about right, especially when u party with YY and stoney!!!

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    Dog eyes see people low - Sorry Becky!

    see, he bought me liao!!!

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    I know la - I meant there r no SQ stewardess there last time when it was still around..

    cos they were plying the local FL threads???

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    Welcome to the EXCLUDED club!

    i intend to appeal!!!

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    Hello! I m not part of the EXCLUSIVE club leh

    no wonder u r excluded!!!

    ask not what JWNY can do for u, but how u can do for JWNY’s libido!!!

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    Chapter #366

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    OceanEleven

    Look on the bright side, at least you made the list, fellas like us doesnt even have the honor.

    u wanna be the butt here??? firers, watch your front!!!

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    Yeah right, wanna be my first customer?

    ok, AA grade imitation omega and tag… i trust u enough to choose nice designs for me. collect the $$$ from my brother-in-law, the fussy cheapo…

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    Chapter #367

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    His self belief, confidence? Can’t help but be envious of your lucky charms that come your way too

    his insistence lah… and his ability to endure temptations from phuket!!! hahaha…

    my lucky charms??? please… u saw where the waitress was sitting last nite??? close to becky, sia!!!

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    When you can get away.. Aren’t you afraid of the dark (as that moustachioed George in old guiness ad)

    not afraid… at least not for tonite…

    how now, brown cow???

    u see, the young man dont even dare to come in to post cos he is afraid that i might get him to go out again!!!

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    Just did before you hollered… more keen on his speed dial contacts

    thank u very much… he also wont share them with me!!! he is one guy who takes and takes, but never gives!!!

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    His mantra: never leave home without … rubber

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    Not just any rubber…must be Durex Featherlite

    JWNY

    i was thinking that once unforgotten and me sponsor your overnite session with the elephant, yr libido will plunge into the unnamed abyss, never to see the light again!!!

    damn, i m still pissed with the fact that wrx_sti didnt pass her number to jwny!!!

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    Chapter #368

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    Respect! I’d have caved in, don’t even talk of my not initiating it. What’s our young man on? Definitely no need for red bull

    the girl must be not up to his standards lah… only he can make himself sound so noble!!!

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    Soli, treading on thin ice (cognac pun unintended)… was out 3 nites last week. Save the best for tgif

    haiz… all the cognac in the world but no friends to share it with… should have taken the liquor card from u last nite so that i can drown my sorrows alone there. hmm… seems that the guys who were there alone had more action than us. think it is bcos becky looked too much like an arm-pai!!!

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    And to think I almost left JWNY’s hp no. to that GRO who came running out of Club 99 on sun nite for target contacts

    next time, pls dont hesitate to leave mine, ya??? kekeke…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    don’t be mean bros…natsuki is a very nice & sweet girl…i just want to get to know her better

    JWNY

    to know her is to love her, n u know her very much, right??? do i hear wedding bells???

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    OceanEleven

    And know her “inside out” as well right?

    sorry bro, i got to go… to the toilet, but i have start drinking leh…

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    Chapter #369

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Where r the bottles? I can help myself to it after HH…

    nana…

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    So when is the inaugural kopitiam drinking session ( kopi ONLY!!)

    u go yourself…

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    I dunno where they r too except for T3 maybe…

    tot u r specialising in the budget terminal???

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    REJECTED!

    rejected from the excluded club??? thanks…

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    There is nothing I can do to enhance his libido - its at the max now!

    no, idea was to get him hitched to the elephant so as to banish his libido to the abysmal depths of the earth…

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    Where, where??? I wan to go n see too!

    chill out place with ah lians… contact me if interested…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    You into recycling too? Nana at CM (ex Momo place). Late crowd to 0500, so fits you to a T.. but think nearby LI’s and TD2 better on music/gals.

    ya, tom can take the balance bottle… just get him to transfer $200 into your cheonging kitty…

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    Well, you ran into arms of a chabor last nite

    Or was it our after shave, kns to be ignored? Yo, blxxdy odd ang mohs in settee was overpowered by some tgs. Singers sucked too.. save for that petite 1 with your OC’s eyes

    alas, OC delayed return… with our precious ratty baggage…

    no interest in anything else, well except for nook…

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    Help out a dear bro…how’s gate crashing yours, for a joint duo wed? Same driver can do 2 trips. Ooops, won’t help your cause, ang pows split right into middle.. lousy return on higher overheads

    1. can! he is going to share the costs right???

    2. my OC already look very good!!! now with an elephant to compare her with, she will look like a goddess!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    jwny is single these days…and does not have vacancy for local “cars”…export only

    JWNY

    import from LOS??? that mercedes benz leh!!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Didn’t I told you about sitting alone and have more than half the waitress there sitting with me?

    hao lian lor, waitress killer!!!

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    And you the 1st who think I look like arm-pai…

    Usually is the other way round…

    yah lah, those type of corrupted arm-pai lor…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    I already left yours to Sherine, and JWNY’s to Natsuki. Dun call them, THEY call you instead.

    thanks hor… later castrol come after me with a parang lor!!!

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    Btw, Tommy my bad.. 99 is thai joint at Tras St. That gro who came running out was looking for some clubbing after work. I did think of you and your odd hours then.. Nana was honestly, a washout

    nana was not a washout for me, for i enjoyed the company tremendously…

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    Chapter #370

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Been to Nana a couple of times. Not really fun though. LI has moved rite?

    yr news much more advanced than ours…

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    Went Nana again??

    who??? when???

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    That should be your specilaity - Ti-gers LOL..

    i dont like waitresses…

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    But the problem is no1 can inherit his libido - it will take more than an elephant to take on this task..

    to stamp down its class and eradicate any further lust for the opposite gender, u mean???

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    Where? BQ?

    no, i not so high class… usually, i will prefer to find a quiet drinking hole to hide…

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    $200 for half a bottle? Better be a Gordon Blue LOL…

    even better, the bottle of cognac had our saliva…

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    U must had plenty of fun during your OC’s leave of absence huh…

    not much… cos the 2 guys were not as sporting… people rather go to some god forsaken place to do boring stuff than to go chilling out with me…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    I not hao lian leh… In fact i was killed by them instead..

    ya… right…

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    And if I corrupted, we would have been at nightclub instead of Nana…

    ask and u might get your wish granted…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    i love the Miami Vice plot…

    JWNY

    yr point being??? u got time to watch movies ah???

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    Young man, you into milf? From young, nubile Felicia to… Gong Li. Leave some scraps for us poor older souls

    firstly, he is into anything free… i m gonna intro the auntie washing the toilet to him soon…

    secondly, u scrapping for leftovers??? c’mon, u gotta do better than that to deflect your grandmaster status!!! who u trying to fool??? newbie samstresses???

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    Sorry, I was a dampener for niteclub do.. not sure if I was tempted by your and AXL’s mention of wonderful happenings (mass bbjs included?)

    “when?” should be the question…

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