Rare Encounter of the Lovely Kind


    Chapter #331

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    We jio you will come meh?

    u got jio or not??? talk so much…

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    So i was not the only one you assume is female?!

    wah lau, the same time i started chatting with u, i suddenly had a few female samsters chatting with me, openly and via pm.

    plus, with yr kind of guniang nick, could u blame me then???

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    Chapter #332

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Which pub?! I wanna go also!

    i SMSed u liao… confirmed napshot!!! me not free for the next few days, so bros who want the name of the pub, call becky or flood his PM, ok???

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    And you know I can keep your sis-in-law company for you and OC

    pls dont ask me to call her to ask her to go out with u hor… i had a hard time trying to get her to go home… and moreover, she never call me to disturb me today, i damn happy liao…

    u go eat yourself tonite lah, but i suspect u wont lor… not when u have so many other options…

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    Chapter #333

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    HA! After the " you jio me end up you pilot me" incident, I guess its best to ask you out after V-day…:

    hello friend, i told u not confirmed since i could get my sis-in-law on the phone to agree right??? since when i pilot u then??? u must learn to manage your expectations a lil bit leh… your expectations piloted u lah…

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    beck sound guniang meh??

    ok, no lah, becky…

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    Chapter #334

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Ok got your SMS.. At least something from you this time..

    leave some for me…

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    Well I am eating myself tonight…

    do i care??? hahaha…

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    OH MY FAULT?!

    to err is human…

    to blame is on someone else is… WOMAN! ( i m gonna get zapped for this!!!)

    exactly, right? blame yourself lor…

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    Chapter #335

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Well you know I popped the Q already..

    We can recce together 1..

    ok, onz!!! just keep it from bro tom… he went recce new place also never jio us one…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Mirror mirror on the wall, YY and AXL, who’s the nastiest of them all??

    contrary to popular belief, i m actually quite a nice person in nature. it was YY who nurtured me otherwise…

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    Who say u r worthless?? Becky is willing to pay a fortune for ur sis-in-law leh….kekeke

    no lah… he is not willing to pay, he is trying to bully me into it lah…

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    AXL only has cunts in his mind la….bo sim for bros LOL….

    that applies to u only…

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    God damn it!! Wheres the bloody pub???

    tell u for what??? by the time u finish work, we would have left liao…

    let u recce alone??? i not stupid leh…

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    Any hits then???

    hit on wifey is 100% success leh…

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    U so manly, of coz got female samsters jio u la….I m only disturbed by mosquitos only…

    ya, jio me to buy insurance… haiz…

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    So u r a victim too?? LOL….

    since when were u a victim??? it never crossed my mind to want to meet up with u… hahahaha…

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    Can I up u for this?? Oops, upped liao…kekeke

    use your clones lor…

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    Kns….read so long still no sign of the mysterious pub….Can share the secret with a lonely man pls!!!!

    stick to your cheapo SJPS girls lah… neh, those hanging around waiting for suckers to buy them drinks leh…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    You forgot to add: Don’t accept apples from gift bearing witches, else risk getting poisoned by KC

    or bomohs as well… or mediums…

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    Didn’t you had your fill at Royal –>TD2 recently (or so a little bird told me..)?

    i rest my case… tom, got jio or not???

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    Empirical evidence that only female mosquitoes bite

    that a fact…

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    Okie, I took it under my chin… even if I was in mourning on mon (couldn’t find a black office shirt). Hako’s been taunting me for sat’s FA tie with his beloved arse… arsenal I mean

    no black shirt??? damn!!! u need one this coming monday when the gunners win… kekeke…

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    Chapter #336

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    For once I am a Man U fan…

    JWNY

    why???

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    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    Give yourself more credit … it’s in your 2nd nature. Nature over nurture

    it is now nurture over nature… haiz… the effect of YY!!!

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    At least you got cover, instead of usual duvet (to cover your modesty)

    Btw, this is quite common modus operandi in pubs. Kena b4 in old Newsroom Bar in RQuay and another… before I lost my youth and insurance eligibility

    wah… newsroom!!! good memories there… lots of flings picked up there… kekeke… and really a lot of female insurance agents here!!!

    moreover, these ladies were really commando cos i posted in some insurance threads here that i got lucky with a couple of agents after my purchases and yet they still prospected me…

    hmm… did i miss out on something there when i declined to purchase anymore???

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    Chapter #337

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    We can make new memories too at the new place you told me!

    shhh… but the veggies there a bit too young for me leh!!! and dangerous somemore…

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    So they can beat Arsenal for us in the FA Cup bro…want to celebrate with us? You bring the Dom Perignon…i only can afford Veuve Clicquot

    JWNY

    u dont know me very well… haiz…

    i have good deal with moet chandon… i bring them and u settle the bill???

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    Chapter #338

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    JWNY

    definitely not “inside out” bro

    How much KF miles can i get?

    JWNY

    KF??? kungfu???

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    You are not that old please!

    old enough…

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    And I thought you like it dangerous?

    no lah, my old heart cannot take it… YY took me to a thai disco a couple of weeks back and my heart nearly cannot take it liao…

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    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Where got???I m moving in the trail that you blazed leh…n see only scenes of devastation…kekeke

    no trail whatsoever… they still recovering from your previous visit…

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    The pot calling the kettle black LOL…

    me and YY are anything but dark leh…

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    Thats y my social life is so messed up now….signs…

    u mean yr social life wasnt messed up before u took on this job???

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    U are worried for my safety ah??Nothing will happen to me there la…haa

    no, for theirs…

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    What!!!U mean there r actually prospecting in this forum???U sure they r female in the 1st place??

    yes, confirmed…

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    Poor me…So the long queue was just an excuse la…

    what long queue???

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    No clones man….

    bcos u r a clone yourself???

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    I have never buy drinks for girls in SJPS before leh…what do u say so???

    i forgot… u r even more cheapo than them!!! they get the ladies drinks for u right???

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    SO where is the re-incarnated newsroom bar?

    u know where ah??? tell me, tell me!!!

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    I heard that a group of female insurance agents frequent Live Impact…Saw them in action before and they really looks good LOL….

    hah??? u sure or not??? does that mean i have to avoid that place since i look like a sucker???

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    They see a sucker??? haa

    actually, i m more of a painter…

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    Where did u guys go yesterday??

    not telling u…

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    Chapter #339

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    yinyang

    So you had to have resuscitation (aka CPR) at a little nook down the road?

    aye… emergency room!!!

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    Multi tasking… also a plumber

    mechanic as well…

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    Chapter #340

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by

    tomvoyeur

    Ur heart cannot take it?? Or is it another part of ur anatomy?

    other parts can take it leh…

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    Nonsense. I hardly make an impression wherever I go….

    ya, ninja right???

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    I hope u guys r not making fun of JWNY hor!!!!

    nope, u r though…

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    Not as much as now leh…

    oh, that’s news to me…

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    No worries, they will have the rides of their lives…kekeke

    in my car ah???

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    I think they r looking for a upz - either to their sales or otherwise LOL…

    if u see me, u will understand why i m so confident to say that they r looking to increase their sales, nothing else…

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    I hope to be a clone of edison, can????

    take a queue number…

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    Shhh….Dun pichar my lobang, i m still using matric card to buy student meals at BK….kekeke

    can get me one??? got special price meh???

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    Yo tarzan, u r supposed to tell me where the bushes are leh, not the other way round….

    me george of the jungle… only can tell u to watch out for that tree…

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    No need, its moving location very soon….

    why u know their location so well and never share??? i rest my case with u… haiz…

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    So r u a Picasson or Michelangelon??

    modern abstract… u have to be smart, female, pretty and naked to understand my underlying messages when viewing my paintings.

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    Tell me la, we r not sharing this secret with ur wife leh

    yes, will tell u soon, when u didnt share your insurance friends at live impact…

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    Originally Posted by

    beck7777

    Just out of curousity, why is bro tomvoyeur posting only at 2am plus daily?

    why u never ask that of me when i was posting at that timing then??? humph…

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