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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Ur lust is spilling out from your manhole. What do u think?
manhole??? not anymore!!!
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U mean u always come too early?? kekeke
too late…
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Thats why I see YY must organise a gathering!
u cant make it anyway…
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Sorry, angbao money cannot anyhow spend like this ok LOL.
u have a better way to spend the ang pow $$$???
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Gosh! U managed to drive past the height barrier meh!
my one no canopy… but why park over orchard parade when u can park at the loading bay over at forum galleria???
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They r the masters of Sunset Empire - EVIL!
that is their illusion… sunset, my foot!!!
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Sobs! N all the bloody bonus goes to feed his tiraks!
well, at least he gets endless flow of fantastic
BBBJs!!!
(in case surfer missed this…)
give u bonus, u only go and spend it all on this cheapo girls at SJPS looking out for free drinks… and get nothing in return!
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U can have surfer dude to urself!
such a good friend, we must all share… but u can keep yr sherine to yourself…
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U wanna join me in SDU activities? LOL.
SDU close down already, right???
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U mean toning down the fats? Or toning up the muscle?
how to tone down fats??? becky has not muscles to speak of… hahaha…
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What happened??
jwny is chee hong!!! but then again, which of us is not???
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Tone your body during CNY and loosen up on Valentine’s Day!
loosen up lah… any girl who is only interested in good looks and money is not worthy enough…
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It sounds cute what!
me think so too…
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What drill? U mean ur DRILL is pointing at her?
try it at yr own peril…
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Walau. The big bad wolf saboing the young n innocent man again
no ah, it is the truth… check back and u will see that u r the first one to call becky “becky”…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
As AXL knows (too well), yours truly is riding away to sunset ..ooops, saddling up on a donkey
ghost rider siboh???
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What bonus? I’m beyond my overdraft liao.. now hacking into your and AXL’s swiss bank accounts
i got swiss bank account??? think u’ve got the wrong one liao… mine is bank of antartica… run by penguins…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Penance for my living dangerously last few days (no thanks to being misguided by some bros)
i hope it has nothing to do with my reply on saturday nite… else i would never be able to live with myself!!!
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Guess the Great Master is out for the week!
u very happy isit??? lesser competition isit???
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Wonder if Kimchis celebrate CNY as well?
they better be, with the money i paid for my wife’s cheongsams…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Snorkle?
snorkel… sorry, couldnt resist… fingers afflicted again…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
easy… next time just turn your back and you’ll know.
no worries, will let u demonstrate on becky…
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how can you? You dead or what?… getting horny.
dead tired from work and lack of sleep last nite…
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bareback I guess.
right on…
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I’m sure she’ll suck at it
i will make sure of that… and more…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Damn… I thought those were the ones with better kungfu.
the ones picked up at SJPS??? not really, unless u go to DF and u might pick up a WL… but then again, must wine and dine and then pay to get into her pants??? hmmm… something’s not right…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Rats, this was the best 1 to end tommy’s whingeing at rabbits kekeke.
u mean his sherine??? nah, that is his weak point. remind him of his sherine and he will give up anything just for his/her/its exclusive rights…
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At ease, breathe easy.. you didn’t rat on me… self imposed, as guilty conscience as I was out fri thru sun nite. Vested interests too, brownie pts for next foray
was a bit worried when u didnt reply mah…
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Dude, you never fail us with your cryptic 1 liner humour
what else is he good at??? oh… persistency
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
I was first to try…but resistance was strong!
JWNY
shall we try to wear down his resistence by resisting his insistence not to let us all go to his place for CNY???
YY, i promise not to ogle at your family members…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Try me….LOL…
haiz… act of futility…
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Actually I was the cheapo guy trying to masquerade as a lady to get free drinks…I could have met u in SJPS before….
u yrself let the cat out of the bag… nuff said…
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Close down ur head la. Its still very coveted by single guys like us ok. Trying to show off after ur marriage ah…kekeke
bo liao…
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Me! I m chee ko!
tell us something we dont already know…
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Looking at ur ever expanding lust, u will need to get a pregnant woman’s cheongsam for ur wife next year….
hopefully by the end of the lunar year… for a rat baby!!! too late if for next year… but judging from the heads turned by CO this year, guess the cheongsams were worth every penny…
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I prefer bunny gals leh….
who is not???
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I will be slamming against my work desk during CNY so anyone up for late night drinks?
bonking yr desk???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Leave me out of the picture.. I dont do any broke back mountain..
hah??? can imagine u as one… think u would look good in cowboy garb…
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Main focus, loose weight and tone up!
dont “loose"n the weight leh… u must “lose” it!!!
HUAT AH!!!
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Originally Posted by
temperance
Most of all….. Wishing everybody ‘sheng ti jian kang, wan shi ru yi, xiao kou chang kai, long ma jing shen’!!!!!
haha… welcome back!!! where is my ZAO SHENG GUI ZI???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Waiting for you to lose them!!! When you wanna start?
errr… after valentine’s lah…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Be careful what u wish for, she might never be able to fit into the sexy cheongsam after having “rats”.
a woman is sexiest when she is pregnant…
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V-day is coming up so there should be plenty of gals waiting to get hitched at this moment. Work ur magic, bro
his magic only works on pub waitresses…
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Originally Posted by
temperance
Zao Sheng Gui Zi~~~!!!!
Yao nan de you nan de..
Yao nu de you nu de…
xie xie!!! i wish u success in finding real, true love!!!
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Twins loh!
LONG FENG TAI!
swee!!!
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Just beware of pre and post natal blues. Maybe we can see you going around glassy-eyed with that strange (deprived) look for moons. Luckily, outsourced help is available
i will look for u then…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
What waitress?!
still acting blur!!! haiz…
so today going out for dinner with felicia siboh???
oh, still overseas right???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
YY is an experienced warrior. He will recommend the “best” tonic for u during the trying 6-9mths when ur quest for flesh stray beyond your bedroom…
i have no doubt abou that… he will be my personal devil then… kekeke…
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He must have kidnapped the girl while she was still under your spell; have u notice how many times he has quietly steal away from the table for extended periods of time….hmmm…sounds familiar to u?
who??? YY???
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Dear all, first of all let me congratulate everyone here.
Gong xi fa Cai, Shi Shi Shun Xin.
wow bro…been away for sometime from your post..then suddenly heard all the postings on having babies…Congrats man! Gong xi Gong xi
hope u long ma jing shen (read: dragon horse, sperm strong eh??? unless u r a girl infiltrating into this forum…)
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
Everyone is early today…what’s the story again, morning glories?
JWNY
happy valentine’s, ya??? can point us to your date tonite??? or should we ask pierce???
just kidding…
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Originally Posted by
zunbo
he’s happy with his new toy that Ocean gave to him last nite…
bo jio!!!
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
girl?!?!? Where where where…
i dont want to assume anymore mah… got snooked by the female samsters here too many times not to learn my lesson. i didnt want to assume YY was male until i finally met up with him also what… kekeke…
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wonder if all the ladies in this forum willing to be my FB bo..hahahah
hello… take queue number. dont care if u clone or what hor… new nick, new queue number…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Oi, your goodself very capable of selling your soul ok…
been there, done that… also sold off everything that is of any worth on me liao…
practically worthless now…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
I really wish I having dinner with Felicia though…
no meh??? then u want me to point u to this pub that has many many pretty waitresses or not??? (yr specialty leh…) yesterday went with CO and damn, got eyeballed so many times that i made a promise to myself that i have to go back soon, alone!!!
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So where your sis-in-law?
she is very nice to me… whole day never disturb me after i chased her out of my place last nite… cos need to make babies mah…