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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Dunno what to make of this… condescending or what? Perhaps you really meant kami kaze, self destruct in the process
complimentary actually. kamikaze fighters all brawn…
stealth bomber, only visible by the naked eye. and by then, it would already be too late!!! that’s u, isnt it???
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As 1 glamourist said, life giving lessons? Easy to say from my lil corner, but it was 1 helluva experience
before
throwing in towel. Rather that than in midstream of your new marital status
i only heard of life-giving kisses or life-giving BBBJs (in surfer’s context), but never heard of life-giving lessons leh… which school offers such classes, ah???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Didnt she serve ‘food’ on the table for you??
out of town due to work… maybe should ask sis-in-law to serve food…
becky will jump again!!!
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I m confused here, what lessons did she gave u, YY??
doesnt require much imagination and deduction… well, unless u r really lousy at math???
put 2 n 2 together and u get???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Now, don’t get all worked up… only my self deprecating humour on raising the dead (like bbj rescusitation). So our bright TS deflected to surfer dude (MIA liao?)
Resuscitated already???
bbbj king aka surfer probably in korea trying to hold his end of the bargain… or operating some pasar malam in chinatown trying to make a quick buck for the air-tickets to seoul? kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Still looking for that elusive elixir of life
still looking??? well, u will find that it would be the last place u would find… if u know what i mean…
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Flea market offering bbjs? Hmm, enterpreneurial take on car boot charity kisses. Only catch is how to cover up for modesty’s sake? Plenty listerine needed, as there’s no budget airline to anywhere south of DMZ
OMG!!! that is gross!!! seeing surfer’s hairy back kneeling down at the flea market!!!
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Originally Posted by
temperance
Hey Bro _AXL_, how’s the wedding preparations? Any luck for your Rat baby??? Jia you!!
got lots of sperm stored up with nowhere to fire!!!
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Originally Posted by
temperance
Wah.. Poetic?? Where got??? Derelict has always been the most poetic one.
yah lor… u r not the poetic one… u r just my resident google!!!
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Good mah. Best is one boy one ger.. Long feng tai….
best for me to have both boys… people like me shouldnt have daughters… cos i would be worried till death with the samsters out there… kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Becky has sort of disappeared for a while..Out hunting again??
u keeping tabs on him???
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Cant u see that I am not as ’talented’ as u m YY??
errr… who is???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Wont jump but I strongly suggest you watch your back!
is that from a concerned friend or from a buddy with a mouth full of sour grapes… enjoyed the whole weekend with her, but fyi, she is still intact…
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Not hunting lah.. Was oversea for the weekend..
hunting overseas???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Came back roasted and upset
roast pig??? yr parents must be very happy to see that u r useful for once…
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Bro..i feel for you..but to make things better….maybe you should have a mind set of “She had her fun, you had yours. Both equal.”..I know it sounds cruel to both you and chris, but to bring the nagging thought of yours to the marriage might not be healthy…just 2 cents…
it wasnt much fun when i had to diffuse the situation slowly for quite a period of time to help her get over the fact that I was going to marry my CO… but I didnt bring that nagging thought along when i said “I do”…
bro, u have 8 posts and half in this thread… i m honoured… cheers…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Involuntary.. how’s wet dream?
Caution: don’t anyhow scream Posh Spice or any of your past amour’s nick
then scream what??? any recommendations for me??? i need a release tomorrow…
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You really meant “I DID”
i meant “I DO” and still does… kekeke…
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PS: Some coincidence, your pts and posts are close to mine
50 points still close ah??? i was about to overtake yr points then… but out of respect for the elderly, i took a few months off so that i wouldnt feel so bad… i went into a depression when i overtook surfer, u know???
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
Coincidence? Sounds more like the obvious…
JWNY
at last, the great JWNY in my thread… but alas, not talking to me though…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
Can be arranged bro…you want a private session with me?
JWNY
actually, i’m contemplating a private session with tulip…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
not with Petchara instead….??
JWNY
actually, i’m torn between aurley (or something…), tulip and bambi… but only 1.5 shots…
guess i have to wait for the yy master to decide for me!
petchara??? one man’s meat…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Sounds like your OC’s away.. think you are spoilt for choice for bit R&R (release, plural). Nah, even this old cock can’t even dispense self advice
u mean “dont want to dispense advice”??? selfish bugger…
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Kns, where’s the V… err, I mean valium
u need any of the both meh???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Thats KARMA!!
u have to go and state the obvious, eh???
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This thread is partially alive because of his incessant ranting lor…
actually, he is quite a nice chap… and i like his persistence!!! especially when he has never seen my sis-in-law…
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U mean she is still impregnable?? kekeke
incestuous lah… and moreover, i enjoy her company, especially when CO not around to have dinner with me…
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U mean the 2 of them r CLONES??
who clone??? tell me and i diap them!!!
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JWNY is a sex god so he cant stop his ‘good’ deeds by providing life to needy ladies….LOL…
stating the obvious again…
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Its ladies nite at Zouk and SJPS on wed so go n find ur release hole…kekeke
please lah… u know my abysmal record in picking up girls!!! but i might be able to lay my hands on a pick-up though…
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U practically surfed past him LOL….
actually, i wrote past him…
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Retired?? Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. Hang in there, General JWNY. “Salute”
old soldiers never die… they just hang around in 1 corner, brag about the past, whine about the present and the future means deciding whether to hit golden mile tonite (again???!!!) or not…
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So when is our 1st SJPS session??
bo jio!!!
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Didnt go there… I spent more time sleeping at night than out drinking…
i believe u… r lying!!!
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I know I am nice, so where is your sis-in-law?!
good stuff are worth waiting for… i m her chauffeur these days! u want to take over this responsibility???
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
cheers bro! But am I getting the red bomb??? or included inside your “to-screw” list..no offence..hahhaha
sorry, me homophobic… u can try surfer888. anything goes for him!!!
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
I dont need you to believe me…
that’s true… but affects my decision on whether u r good enough to be my bro-in-law…
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And yes, tell her i be there to pick her up 24/7!
will do just that… right after u have made payment of the $2,888 referral fee… pm me for my OCBC account number, ya?
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Bro..got long queue of “taxi” at _AXL_’s house already lah..
bo leh… long wait for cab this morning…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
I’m still in depression over the loss.
oh dear, my love… can i make it up to u by buying u drinks tomorrow nite??? or do u have to mann your quaint little store in chinatown???
that aside… missed u like crazy…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Good to see your rtp (return to Post).. no funnies
ya lor… why no funnies hah???