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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Every dog has HIS day
my days are over!!! now paying the price of having to be like a dog for the rest of my days…
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Originally Posted by
Devil73
Old ginger still haven’t koon huh? hahahaha…
old man no need to sleep that much one… else later cannot wake up liao…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Sleep talking… opps, posting. Kns, looong time no come in and wake me up?
why long time no post but points keep going up hah???
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Originally Posted by
Devil73
ya lor….recently quite busy…hahahahaa…
busy with??? got the china gal already??? or need me to warm her up for u??? hahaha…
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
A classics example of leopard failing to change its spots, lights may be dimmed but the prowling eyes are still functioning at its best. Once used to lay traps for prey but now gained access for higher level – kill on sight. Hmmm…marriage does have its advantages…
harlo… me just providing a service to a buddy here!!! I dont offer that to everyone, u know? me got discerning tastes…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
I didnt say so…
but, but, but… wif yr nick and yr obsession with victoria’s fake boobs, i cant help but to wonder… when i first saw yr nick in the pool thread, i was wondering if “this joker” (u lah!!!) was in the wrong thread…
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AND I didnt have your contacts that time, how to share the loang with you?!
sorry hor… u had my contact then liao!!! dont bluff uncle when it comes to remembering good lobangs…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Good idea but with strong demand from Mr Beck, I doubt anyone else can lay a hand on ur pdt LOL.
yo, if u dont come in and bid, then i will have to get a few “extras” actors to come in and bid on my behalf liao!!! perceived demand, u know that concept??? kekeke…
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AXL is out till divorce bells rung, so pls fwd all lobangs to me for safekeeping!
CHOY!!!!!!!!!!
me still can receive good lobangs, ok??? so thanks, but no thanks.
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Well I’m fine with bidding if bro AXL insist but I’m out then, cause I will never treat her sis-in-law as a piece of good.. We’re not in ebay you know!
u r full of shit!!! u might as well say u would sell yr car and bid the highest, then set her free!!! while u r at it, go get a law degree…
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As for lobangs, all mine come from bro AXL, so better check with him..
my lobangs come in by the bucketloads, when YY rejects their advances. i usually just follow behind YY, console the babes rejected by YY and get their numbers for future reference… anyone who wants lobangs can take over me, cos i m really too busy at work these days to be doing volunteer counselling work…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Kns, only lobang seems to be my pocket (plenty holes)
kns!!! now humility in vogue hah???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Your voluntary work is euphemism for hand me downs (aka discards)?
ya, yr hand me downs…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Horny jokes aside, when’s your red letter day?
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Wonder will there be a table for us.
u can pow at least $200 ang pow each???
right now, my wedding dinner invitation list consists mainly of suckers… mainly people who cannot lose face (read: relatives! and major clients, and of course, not forgetting my boss…)
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Originally Posted by
Derelict
I will see what I can do my dear friend.
u r a dear friend indeed!!! but no pressure, ya? me just acting cheapo here… hotels really ex lah… hahaha…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Nothing wrong with my nick and since when I was obsessed with fake boobs?!
no meh??? u obsessed with victoria beckham what…
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Well I guess I did have your contact but you were just too busy… PLUS! aren’t you supposed to find me when you come to Tuas?!
oh yes… when i bring my car for servicing, right??? CO did that for me leh… so no chance… next servicing lor… kekeke… this one, my fault…
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And why should I get a law degree??
since u r such a liar and so full of shit, i reckoned u should really make some $$$ while u r at it…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
200bucks? Ok onz.. Remember to send me the invitaion!
u!!! future brother-in-law only pow $200???
at least also $2,888 lor…
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And I was NEVER obssesed with Victoria!
ok, sorry… that was me…
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And since when am I a liar?!
since the beginning of time… btw, u r also full of shit!!! so suited to be a lawyer… hahaha… just kidding… cheers.
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Ahhh, closet red devil wannabe for posh spice aka bones with knockers?
We are out of bro beck’s league, and see you are not beyond ransom. Can a momento from O Trafford do? Sei ler, riled this scouser.. better scram before he pukes over Albert docks
saw posh on ellen one late nite… my my my…
u want me to burn the momento on my wedding stage??? hahaha…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
If your sis-in-law is really what you have been telling me, $2,888 is nothing if I end up being your brother-in-law
BUT
at least INTRO HER TO ME FIRST!!!
cannot trust me meh???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
YY will have me as his lap dog going forward, shoo shoo!!! kekeke
u still sit on his lap… i m his sled dog!!!
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The bidding war is still on………with only one serious bidder!!!
yah… he is the only serious bidder cos he was the only one whom i showed CO’s pic to…
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Muah ha ha ha….AXL still dangling the carrot….
wah lau… anything to make some money to help cover some of the wedding costs mah…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Fierce, man.. Up the ante already.. but agree on risk assessment
i m actually quite disappointed… obviously seeing my wifey’s pic wasnt good enough for becky…
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Kekeke…God bless to your “Once in a Lifetime”….
haha… thanks!!! still blessed at the moment…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Well, I trust you but its better you do something to make my trust for you stronger…
even my mum dont trust me, u wanna trust me??? u will most likely end up kenna thrust…
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AND I have seen sister that suggest nothing that they are produced from the same factory! One is and angel and the other ……………………..
ya, u r right… CO is the angel, her sis… the devil!!!
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Just saw a slew of ANA stewardess at T1. Cant make up my mind on kimchi or sushi now. Maybe both??
who isnt hooked on ANA stewardess??? especially now that ASS-SKEWED is employing monsters lookalikes!!! kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
To help you with your indecision, maybe you can try papadam spiced up with chutney… dark and mysterious.
saw some at desker… if u game, i will pay for u, bro!!!
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Originally Posted by
Derelict
I guess those lasses in the hindi movies are actually real. To the unmarried, Aishwarya Rai anyone?
married ones cannot ah???
guys, instead of just hawking my sis-in-law which i will have to be very careful, why dont we just ask bro YY for his rejects???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Deflection’s can be a good diversion tactic. Kns, me your whipping boy liao ah? You being too kind, in all reality it’s the reverse.. me as object here, akin to factory overuns
aiyoh… contrary to being the whipping boy, me the green-eyed monster with those recent 1st blood FRs of yours!!! but not very accurate leh…
and i guess i would never be able to read yr riddle-like comments, now that i m lacking in brain power… “factory overruns??? catch no ball leh… or u mean “out of specs type ah???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Ahem, I m heading the entrance queue.
why leh??? i queued up first leh…
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Ooohhh, thrusting huh….looks like AXL is heading for a bi-sexual marriage, with Becky LOL…..
hello, me obsessed with posh spice, not the hubby!!! or for that matter, also not interested in that fat arse who calls himself beck7777 or jamie c, or rabbit chauffeur or whatever…
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Really regret not taking ANA when travelling to JPN last time round…Fk man…
then??? u took the monsters galore airline ah???
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U can still pay for our drinks….kekeke
i dont want to sound like a broken record… but if u dont realise, i m trying to save $$$ for the wedding dinner!!! so much so that i wouldnt even mind inviting guys like bro beck7777 here, just bcos he promised a $2,888 angpow!!! or was it $12,888 that he promised???
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YY is keeping his oysters under armed guard. Cant get away with the loot w/o execution, or worse
castration
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what r we waiting for then??? u scared of old security guard meh???
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See see, PAP talk LOL
leopards and spots, my friend….
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Your cranium power’s not in doubt.. neither your sexual prowess.
oh, thank you for the compliment!!! but then again, u dont know me… only left with a cavity where my brain was and since when i had any sexual powess???
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Kns, you know how to drive the proverbial knife (or was it the baton?) in
kns, u mistook me for surfer dude already lah!!!
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Like that say ur own national airline not very good leh…kekeke
i was taught from young to tell the truth…
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WARNING: But u may have to spend double the amt to protect ur bride and her sister from the evil claws of Becky.
no lah… i will just employ the old security guard!!! hahaha… but then again, the old security guard is 10X more dangerous than becky!!! and why r we calling him becky??? he seems a lil sensitive these days… maybe cannot take our ‘harmless’ jokes…
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He maybe old but he has a deadly spring in his step….Just ask his many tiraks LOL..
spring in his step???!!! damn, his tiraks only told me that he is a thrusty fellow…
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BATON???? Was AXL’s ever that powerful??
case of mistaken identity… slevin kelevra effect…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
I knew that didn’t get past you. Kns, you have that masochistic streak in you… or just simply, voyeuristic?
check out his nick and u will know…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Please leave irrelevant info out of the topic..
so u giving me license to tell the whole world the relevant info, like the fact that u can dance as well as baby spice???
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AND WTH! Wots wrong with inviting me?!
nothing wrong with inviting u ah… since u got car, better for u to be one of the bros so that u can ferry some of the sisters of my wifey… swee boh???
but u must promise me not to lose your temper like u just didand if necessary, take those relaxants the nice doctors at hougang chalet passed to u…
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Interesting story and it’s after effects is also good.
after effects??? bro, dont scare me leh…
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Don’t worry lah bro! i’m not into men..The after effects i meant was the screwing you have been doing to others.
no lah… after effects!!! the first thing that came to mind was that my protagonist (chris) in the story got pregnant…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Now, where you hear the I dance like baby spice?!!!!
a little bird (or a dragonfly for that matter) told me…
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Well, sending your wife sisters sounds good to me but I prefer to send your sis-in-law more…
more choices for u to choose from… mostly mid-20s and not married.
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AND please, dont spoil my name! Never been to what Hougang chalet
dont have meh???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
At least, the butler didn’t do it
Mercifully, days of eunuch are a thing of the past
wah lau… who called u eunuch???
so insensitive to let the cat out of the bag!!!
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So placate him with his dreamboat
a boatful of them… but can he swim in the first place???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
A “hungry” man is an angry man!
no wonder i m so angry these days…
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In, out, up, down….This is one fiesty old man we are talking abt LOL
feisty, ya???
yy is more of a stealth bomber to me leh… no so mobile but highly destructive…
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Originally Posted by
cockenadan
Bro relax….from your story it seems to me that chris is a very careful person…she sure take pre-cautions one..
i dont want to assume that anymore… the difficult post-breakup period was a big cautionary lesson to me…