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Originally Posted by
surfer888
You’ve got me there!!! yes, yes… my entire 50cents went there.
wah, for once, i got it right!!!
but dont think u put in 50 cents… u were probably left with 50 cents after paying for the policy isit??? that afraid your kimchi will come and sever it, ah??? think u watching too much “fatal attraction” liao…
hi guys, it has been a long time.
no other threads to tcss, so reactivate this thread. please dont be offended by our tcss… but if u really do, then ignore this thread. if u really feel so vehemently against that, my points are yours for the zapping.
for those bros/sis looking for further development, thank you for your interest and your compliments. but, no more liao… I just ROMed last week and has already retired from commercial sex. so, unless u want to read in detail how i lick CO (promoted) pussy during her period, nothing worth mentioning anymore. However, if yinyang starts his own encounters…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
No standing ovation by audience, with stage lead role missing liao.
it was a time for you to stand up and be counted… alas, u were too selfish (or lazy???) to share your sexploits… haiz…
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Hoi!!! Dont jump queue..OK.
to make it more interesting, why dont i intro my sis-in-law to you guys all at once, so that i can sit back and watch WWIII?
pre-qualification: unless u guys look like the recent golden horse best-actor winner, my SIL should be enough to make u go to war for…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Stay cool, gents. How about his favourite male cousin. The very bfe 1. Still family
Hail, my light in the darkness, my dearest crown prince!!! I will make sure i reserve the bfe one for u… kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
Long time no see bro…any nice girls for me? (sorry, i like to CUM to the POINT)
JWNY
tot u like to CUM, didnt know u graduated to being able to CUM to the point!!! how big is the point anyway??? so accurate ah???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Ahhh, now some got avenue for tcss liao.. no need for this wondering soul, tip toeing. Thank goodness, ass still intact from shrapnel
time for u to take the lead already… too swarmed at work!!! damn, never worked so hard in my life…
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This late bloomer’s still groping around, so cannot hold candle to yours. Always relegated to just being the lowly stage prompter, in the wings
ellen degeneres (wrong spelling, i guess) was warming up audiences for close to 15 years before she got her break… if u dont try, u wouldnt know… fyi, she makes something like USD 200 mil a year…
conclusion: anxiously awaiting your sordid recollections…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
It has indeed been a long time…Glad to see that u have now embarked on a new direction in life.
glad to know that u r still drinking yourself to death… well, at least not dead..
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Originally Posted by
temperance
Hey _AXL_,
It seems like it was only yesterday when we were ‘acquainted’ on ‘The one you marry, is not the one you love most’. Yet in reality, it’s been so long. Your wounds are healed and you’re good as new. ‘Revenge’ has been exacted on your lousy ex.
no revenge needed… unless moving on and end up happy is…
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Congrats on finally stepping into the ’tomb of love’.
May your wish for a Rat baby come true.
trying very hard for that… busy damn busy at work!
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When am I going to meet my One?????
when u stop wasting time on undeserving people…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Since when that was the plan?!
trying to learn from my boss… at throwing curve balls, that is…
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Wow!! Been a while missing in action but reappeared with a loud bang with the “rampaging” of fellow brothers, snipe and straight to the point.
always straight as an arrow… attempting to hurt like one too… kekeke…
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Seems that marriage re-sculpt a new man out of you, following the vows made meekly and dutifully.
sculpted a little man out of me, more likely…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Before he laps up your compliments.. err, just doubtful on his manhood hitting new levels
ya, new levels of low… in getting lucky with CO and sperm count! but must u tell the whole world about it???
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Originally Posted by
zunbo
good time 4 new year resolution then
u wanna start the ball rolling???
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Originally Posted by
temperance
What to do leh… Your shoes are very big to fill wor…
size 42 very big meh???
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Easy to say……. Haiz……
easy to do too… so long as u dont think too much, just go and do it!!!
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PS: You spelt Ellen Dengeneres correctly
PS: u didnt…
sorry, couldnt resist it…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Hey, been cutting down on my drinking liao leh…Really not much parties invitation for me nowadays. Think I should go for an urgent cosmetic surgery on both face and wallet now.
really ah??? hard to believe leh…
think u need to go for character makeover instead… so that u can get a nice girl instead!
ok, ok… u will end up single for life cos there r no more nice girls around…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
The latter wins hands down, not that you need a nose job
why cant u just be honest for a change???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Maybe not in sg but I will scout the world to sample the dishes, just to know if they r out there…
scout the world all u like… just dont get eaten up instead!!!
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Originally Posted by
Derelict
How in hell did I miss this thread!! Grats on a good writeup and most definately a sex-citing read.
nah… how can we lesser writers be worth your time and day? good to know that u r back!!! any chance of free tix for the SG GP next year???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Cause you’re not too honest yourself either!
You told me you gonna intro OC sister to me and me alone!
firstly, i would have starved to death long ago if i was in an honest job…
secondly, good things must share mah… does that mean u r unwilling to share good lobangs with bros here???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
You lie for survival, fine…
And some lobangs are too good to be shared!
for survival, i dont need to lie… i lie cos i want to enjoy the better things in life!!! damn, now i feel like an FL, selling my soul for material gains…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Forget it man! I bet he has better plans for her - in his bedroom!!!
harlo harlo… i would never make plans for her in my bedroom hor!!! well, unless CO gives the green light… hmm, that would be a nice xmas present…
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….any chance of getting a key to Lewis Hamilton’s motor room??
finally coming out of the closet, gaylord???
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Tommy, wah you don’t mince any words. Threading on thin ice leh.. but I can understand a dispossesed man is an angry 1.
dispossessed somemore ah… u all r watching too much footy liao!!!
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
So u wan to take on the law suit - Bros of SBF vs AXL 2007.
lawyers vs me??? liar vs liar???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Come to think of it, I have yet to find a moment that bro AXL is not horny…
Forever telling me his evil tots on his sis-in-law…
got lah… was i horny (tot i was very serious…) when i told u about what happened to your little crush??? so that time, i actually came across as seriously horny siboh???
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
OK give you credit for it, but thats like once a blue moon…
so… dont say never!!!
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Guess I need to step up and protect his sis-in-law from this monster!!! Down with evil AXL!!
me monster??? look who’s talking…
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FL!!! Ahem, u sure got biz boh??? kekeke
hmm… coming to think of it, i think i probably would get quite a few competitors who would pay big bucks just to vent their inadequacies on me should such an opportunity arises.
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I think we sort of look alike LOL…
early morning already insulting me, saying that i look like shite!!!
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Nope. Good vs Evil!!
now… i would be honoured if i m so evil that i make lawyers appear nice…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Appalled at such near incestous thoughts..
nowhere near your pervasion…
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Sucess begets sucess.
no wonder me still loser…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Bro AXL, cut things short…
When you arrange to let me meet your sis-in-law?
when i have the time lah… if u dont realise already that i m swarmed at work these days, unlike u. we lesser mortals actually have to work for a living, u know?
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Sounds more like enemies…
give them the benefit of doubt mah…
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Wow Mr Beck, u r really persistent LOL…
more of a pestilence, actually…
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Isetan Scotts seems like the fave haunt for korean and jap milf so do pop by to see if u can catch a glimpse of beauty whose sister marry a beast…
CO likes great world better…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
He promised me then he better keep to his words!
harlo harlo… u all painted me to be worse than lawyers already!!! u ever see lawyers having any conscience??? then why the hell do i need to keep my promise???
maybe if someone is willing to contribute substantially to my wedding dinner fund, then different story lor… hmm, does the bidding system work in sbf???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
I agree its a nice haunt for tai tais. Guess she is now promoted to that league now.
she promoted to tai-tai and i demoted!!! why else m i working like a dog these days???
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Btw, y do u keep Mr Beck from Miss Posh? Just let the fellow has his splash and go LOL…
previously, timing not right lah… and now, new opportunity knocked… what u think of the bidding system???
and what u mean??? that beck is actually the lay-vid buay-gan ah???
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Originally Posted by
Derelict
Man… am I the only one having problem logging on? Tried to log on to the Adult Discussions almost every alternate days but to no avail. Until today that is. Lets hope it stick this way..
heng ah… no time to log on these days, so no idea… kekeke…
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I will see what I can do about the Singapore tickets but I am almost certain for the extra tix for the Malaysian GP this year till 2015. Lawl
aiyoh… the SG GP is the one i want to see, cos no more $$$ to fly or purchase petrol to drive up to sepang liao!!! SG no need to travel but cant afford the hotel rooms… and my office building is too low to view… probably can only hear the banshee screams but cannot see shit!!!
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Cos he wanna keep everything to himself!
Selfish #@!$#^%$%^#
look who’s talking!!! u got share when u got lobang to go shopping with the chiobu??? KNS!!!