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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Damn! Now everyone knows who you wanna intro to me!
but please hor, i dont want to read about your FR with her here!!!
can tell me privately lah…
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Originally Posted by
gun6969
got to say, as engaging as any novel i’ve ever read. probably such writings must be inspired by a background of strong emotions. and your chris seems to be a woman who knows what she wants. Hmm… maybe if she lays her hands on some cloning technology, you might just find yourself face to face with a twin of yourself, out pak-toring with her …
just kidding. but it would make a nice sequel, no?
thanks for the compliment… but i very much believe that i would starve to death if i ever had to rely on writing for a living… they have professionals for that…
but strange that u mentioned cloning!!! chris has quite a few identical character traits as mine… her stubborn pride, her determination to stand tall, her aggression, her fierce outlook towards love and of course, her spendthrift ways!!!
guess that was one of the reasons why we could anticipate each other and got along so well even though we were together for such a short time…
but, no more sequels… the end, finito, tamat, 剧终. thank your very much. cheers.
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Like sure got FR like that…
Told you liao, I make friends only… Focus is on the other 1…
ok lor…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Fall guy here just upped him my puny pts. Not to prove my innocence, though. But won’t say no to lobangs either
ah, u got the drift!!! so that i have an excuse to ask u out when i meet up with him… since he is making friends only, we sacrifice and eat for him lor… hope that he wont complain about finding our LJ hair when he finally gets down to it…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Y?? U selling her pic ah?? kekeke
buy from me lah… i need the money!!!
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U sure thats half???He hides a alot of juicy encounters up his sleeves….
u mixed me up with yy already… he is the kinky one!!!
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Spoilt for choices huh….
he needs a lot of choices, cos he keeps failing… or so he said. but i suspect he is unable to commit…
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How many pussies do u have in ur bag??
me allergic to cats…
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Keep us updated then…
already agreed that we would not be having sex already… so i will get zapped here if i update…
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So r u saying women spells the death of all good virtues??
no, my OC taught me to be thrifty and responsible… also to spend on those friends who r worth it! kekeke… question here should be… which one r u???
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Well, not in the way that he wants LOL…
from what i know, he takes anything. so, the question here should be… r u willing???
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Haha…U think I m the only one reading this thread ah…LOL…I anticipate the queue at DF reaching Siloso beach on this fri nite liao!!!
who said anything about friday???
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Judging from YY’s conquests, it certainly does LOL…
buy yy dont want to teach leh… he kept telling me to act cool like u!!! but we r not getting any…
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Ur chances still consider remote?? Then we r as good as dead liao…
i concur…
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Signs….Save us Master YY!!!
he wont lift a finger one lah… not to mention any handouts…
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Think its me, coz no story to read liao…
i will bet my last dollar that u dont read lor… oops, sorry… i only have 50 cents left…
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Swee….Tactic no 1 - Willing to please!!!
more like desperately holding on…
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Another kimchi thief exposed!!!
hahaha… the sushi thief talking leh…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
Think we can change the title of this thread to:
Rare Encounter of the Talk Cock Kind
the threads we start always end up as talk cock thread what…
so… not rare lah…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Ass Rimming during diarrhoea included.
i cant!!! cos u have patented that, and i certainly cant afford the licensing fees for replication!!! thus, OC will have to live without that…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Wah!
Swallow
!!!! WHo? Where? NOw I’m reading.
now… we know the exact keywords to push your buttons liao!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Ok I’ll keep that to myself… meanwhile, feel free to french her when she pukes.
not when she is puking… but for after puking, been there, dont that…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Omg, surfer dude’s back with a bigger bang
yesterday guest appearance already…
TGIF, want to share something chris sent me this morning… very funny!!! but beck, dont download lah… no nude pics in this powerpoint presentation one!!!
http://www.filesend.net/download.php...4ca36bf7c7aba8
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Originally Posted by
OceanEleven
Judging from the events, he still has room for more. Best bet is that when things slip thru his palms then we may stand a chance hence we folks better continue to suck thumbs and twril fingers.
with his kind of attitude, he would rather bonk wrongly than to let any slip through his five finger mountain!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
You mean… Unbutton my buttons.
that one u go negotiate with bro tom… we dont want to know…
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Cunnilingus when she pees?
can u stop giving me ideas???
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They were paying a few cents more for blood past few days… was busy selling and then recuperating. Can afford new brakes for my bicycle now
congrats… me still using my feet to brake!!! thus the calluses… kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Don’t think he wants to know either.
why not??? no worries lah… he is moonlighting as the premium SJPS toyboy!!! oops, i meant tourguide…
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Those were just the appetizers… consultation on main course chargeable.
talk about charging… can u contra off the petrol costs when i took your supercar out for a spin with the consultation fees for financial advice u got from me??? else i would never be able to save enough to get new bicycle brakes liao…
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I used to have that problem too… but the calluses went away along with the 3 toes during an e-brake.
i cannot take it lah!!! 3 toes during an e-brake!!!
is that why u r so rich recently??? insurance claim hah???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
When u r spoilt for choices, how to commit!
so, r u suggesting that we starve him and leave him with an elephant???
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U have ur hands n tongue all over their furs leh, judging from ur FRs…..
oh, those r kittens…
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Then update us using a new thread LOL….
it is not called Adult Discussions about Sex for nothing leh…
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The worthy one!!
not for me to say… but i can expect many would be to differ!!! kekeke…
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My blood is turning white but still not that white leh!! kekeke
but i m sure he will pay u handsomely!!!
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Gosh!!That leaves us with Sat to Thur!!Take ur pick fellows! Hee
wah lau!!! just buy the pic from me lah!!!
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Cool on the outside but hot on the inside LOL….
at least he is nice to u… he told me to be cool both on the inside and out…
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Ur last dollar?? When can that ever happen LOL????
last week when i was finally forced to pay the deposit for the wedding dinner and the ROM reception…
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Not bad la….At least ur next meal is taken care of liao…Haa
oh, gross!!!
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Walau…What kind of lobang is this???
your kind…
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How to become a toyboy without YY showing me his secret manual
then u will have to wait until the end of time… OJT lah…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
UNfortunately not… did not take the rider for 3 toe coverage. Could only afford a heavily discounted policy which covered 2 toes per foot only.
nah… excuses!!! u put everything u had on insuring your legendary anaconda already lah!!!