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Originally Posted by
ccod81
There is this quote….. i knew what you did last friday….
hehe here is Bro JWNY i knew what you did last monday nite
haha !!!
this is what i call
树大招风
… he thought dont post FR then people dont know liao lah… hahaha…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
OMG!!!Looks like Bro JWNY has come out of retirement mood!!!All bros better grab ur mei meis n run coz King Kong is back in town!!
wah lau eh!!! already trying to fend off a godzilla in yinyang liao, now king kong returns!!!
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Originally Posted by
zunbo
i only know this…he cancelled my late supper appointmentSSS with me on both day cite ‘work related’
jwny come out explain!
work related???!!! bro JWNY, then must come out and explain the correlation between appointments with FLs and work liao!!!
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Rare Encounter of the… 07-09-2007 10:33 AM Why are you complaining about Zap!
and for the zapper… if u think by zapping me early in the morning everyday can bring my mood down, sorry… u r barking up the wrong tree!
u wanna know why??? i want to see if u have enough clones to zap me to moderation… i got these 300+ points by being antagonistic and blunt… i certainly make no apologies about it. this is me, what u read is what u get in real life… and for these people who upped my points, i would like to think that they gave me the encouragement to speak my mind without filtering and to put losers like u in your rightful place…
and for u to be systematically trying to bring me down to your level, you r again embarking on a futile mission. i must have really touched a raw nerve about u, your clones and your little cronies for u to be doing that. but not the first time lah… or else i can expect my points to be in the 600 region liao… yes, i m kuai-lan…anyone else thinks i have gone too far, feel free to zap me as well. i take the more difficult road, i dont zap u, but i tell u off publicly, so that u have the opportunity to return the salvo. but did u???
enough already…
oh, 1 last thing… english lesson 101… u dont end a question with an exclamation mark, ya??? haiz…
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Originally Posted by
beck7777
So this has turn from a sex thread to a zap one?
haha… i know u not scared…
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Originally Posted by
WRX_STI
no wonder that day chelski gathering he also rush off 2 month hibernate can die wor…
he is like john terry lah… pain-killing injection also want to play lah!!!
so i think…
JWNY = never give up, never surrender!!!
quoted from this cuckoo movie i’ve watched recently, galaxy quest…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Truth be told, we are kinda gentle giants.. but only with the fairer sex. We just mow the competition down
but me not competition, just your padawan… and if u didnt notice, i always offer u first rights of refusal!!!
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He’s on undercover mission, working on his thesis (horny encounters of sordid kind). Await his FR (field or fxxk report).
doctorate programme in what??? social work??? kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
maybe Firday..till Monday?
haolian liao lor…
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i already told you bros…i am Sir Shrek!
no matter what, dont insult yourself by saying that u look like rooney!!! oops!!! yy will see this…
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i was in a meeting…i saw 3 missed calls but it was already midnight thereabouts…didn’t want to disturb you bro
so considerate meh???
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Actually bro Pierce did not finish his sentence…maybe the end work is…dinner?!?
with his whole stable hah???
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I demand a fair trial…not kangaroo court!
u ever see king kong get a trial, let alone a fair one??? surrender or be shot on sight…
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I getting confused too..was i watching Chelsea TV or me at work…hmmm…
too many cunts fused into a very short period of time… thus causing selective amnesia…
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i rush off to watch the replay of the match lah…because pub was closing
GL H81 got SCV hor???
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Was Tera Patrick part of the cast?
a very voluptuous signourney weaver was… and tim allen for that matter… take your pick…
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yah…my thesis…that’s another sad story…
in a nutshell…i plead not guilty to the charges brought forward
haha… with a thesis like that, dont give up!!! i will be your personal asst, tutor and exam taker if need be… never give up, never surrender!!!
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Originally Posted by
Devil73
wow….Natt also my dream wife leh….hehehehehehe
ok, i need to ask this even it makes me sound like an idiot!!! what is the deal with natt??? i dont find her tempting leh… maybe i m missing something… her videos perhaps??? any kind bro wants to help me out on that??? kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
YY..give you a tip to handle padawans…every “manual” of the dark arts defence, if you watch movies…the last page is ALWAYS torn
oi!!! then my training would be incomplete!!!
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I was interested to do something about Political Science..tomorrow 0809 - very important to some…
what ah???
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buay lah…i can’t hold a candle to you…let alone the wax…
oh please… i dont do candles…
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eh…i same birthday as Frank Lampard leh!!
my condolences… mine is the same as charles barkley…
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…me one man one horse ok…sorry i meant - woman
huh??? u didnt try the lesbian tarma ah???
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i know under Pierce’s rules…i get 2 shots, after i surrender to the beautiful sight!
now, he is the prosecution witness if u ever get a trial… kekeke…
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not sure..watching pay-per-view
rich man!!! me can only watch it on sopcast…
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…not even Petchara????
it is a cuckoo show… what do u expect???
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yah..that’s what i always tell myself when attempting ROUND 2 bro!!
at least u can still get up for round 2, i usually just opt for the massage…
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…aiyah, nothing spectacular lah…the less attention and focus about her…more chance for me…
selfish!!!
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
That’s the idea padawan…
why??? lord YY told me i was the one who could bring chaos to the force!!!
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you really didn’t know? ~ the dress code is black… info
here
i still dont know what the exact terms of the forced annuity is like leh… i mean, collecting monthly payments after u r retired is good, right??? and the original amount is untouched. unless the govt has something else in mind…
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really…but you said you “waxed” - i may have been mis-informed
damn!!! your sources r freakishly accurate!!! or is it just blind guesswork???
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A day later i would be the same as Prince William himself…
not much better… kekeke…
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Poor man like me can only afford 5 on 1 (but the good news is i can use both left and right)
u poor??? oh, please… dont say u r poor until u see how surfer and I live. we epitomise the term, “hand-to-mouth”!!! shifu, hor???
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i demand Lee & Lee!!!
u think we scared ah??? we move the trial to international waters lor… and we get a few big bouncers to help your L&L lawyers to interchange their heads with their arses… dont worry, they will work just as well, but we just like that visual effect more… hee hee…
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not much variety at 81, they should just show porn…
H81 got pay-per-view meh???
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Annabel Chong?
retired liao…
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I see…you really make them earn their dough bro…
no lah… they felt sorry for my inability, so offer to massage me and while at it, they would tell me that if they were in LOS, they would reject me cos my tool damn long and thick!!! damn, 6cm only nia and they say big liao…
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i would like to think myself more as an intellectual romantic…
so, what’s that??? u will woo, serenade, recite, excite and describe how good it is gonna be, isit??? there r some out there who just wants u to shut up and fuck them hard leh… kekeke…
better go write my continuation liao…
Rare Encounter of the… 07-09-2007 06:03 PM Where is your story update?
Rare Encounter of the… 09-09-2007 05:44 PM Zap you for posting too much rubbish. I want to
hear
story not talking cock
for these 2 zappers…
first of all, i need to work, i want to keep my OC company, i have my life. i have typed my story on microsoft word and so far, it is 187 pages long… try doing that before u demand that u want story cos i have also already said i wont be typing my story until the weekend. but then again, u just want to zap me lah, not read my story… i understand…
but i can see that u have learnt to use the question mark instead of the exclamation…
good doggie…
but then again, i really wonder… r u blind or r u illiterate??? must
hear
story ah??? poor thing!!!
i know lah… u dont like me cos i have probably inadvertently posted some truths about u when i was scolding u… but then again, i wouldnt have insulted u if u didnt go around posting other people’s pics and impersonating others. use more creative excuses next time, ya??? dont keep using the tcss one… surely u can do better than that…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Small wonder, the chabors always play tai-chi with me. Back to drawing board liao…
what drawing board??? u mean u want to retire to the mountains to meditate hah???
u have the force leh!!! u have your mediclorins, that beats taiji anyday!!!
My admin manager, Melissa, called me at 2pm sharp to remind me that I had to meet my clients at the office at 3.30pm and that the clients have already confirmed the meeting with her. So, I woke up to go to the shower quietly. But I was soon joined by chris in the shower. While in the shower, chris told me that she wanted to go shopping near my office while she waited for me. I guessed that was her way of telling me that I really had to leave right after the meeting to meet up with her, knowing that I was a workaholic.
It was an uneventful shower as I was rushing for time. The only exciting thing was that chris managed to produce a very sexy OL-looking little black dress that looked fabulous when she matched it with her bright red shawl, probably to match the red tie I was going to wear. When I tried to hug her to tell her that she looked really good in that dress, chris told me to be careful not to crumple my shirt. However, I wasn’t in the mood to care that much and hugged her anyway while she was putting on her makeup. We got out of her place within 45 minutes and when we reached my office just before 3pm, I told her to go get something to eat herself while I grabbed a sandwich from the café nearby. I was even bold enough to give her a goodbye kiss at the foot of my office building, but not before I promised her that I would call her the instance I got off the meeting.
When I got into the office, I still had some time to gobble down my sandwich and also checked my mails at the same time. Unfortunately, the client arrived before I could finish my sandwich but no choice in that, duty called. However, I was lucky in that the client didn’t need much persuasion on my part as he was a referral from my very rich and very satisfied Chinese client. Thus, the meeting took about half an hour (thank the heavens!!!) and a further 15 minutes of small talk while Melissa rushed to get the contract drawn up. After signing the document, I offered my 2 cheongster sales guys to bring the client for a good time in town but he declined, citing that he had in fact brought along his own amusement.
With that, I sent him to the lift and rushed back in to log out of my lappy while calling chris on the mobile.
“baby, I m done… see u in 5 minutes!” I said over the phone to chris, much to her delight, with me ignoring Melissa’s piercing stares. Within 30 seconds, Melvin (my IT guru) walked into my room and told me to give him 5 minutes of my time. I told him I didn’t have 5 minutes for him as I had another appointment to go to. So, Melvin walked with me to the lift, saying
“mel asked me to tell u not to play with fire already!!! I agree with her too and u r marrying a very good girl. U should be more appreciative…”
Knowing that Melvin would never say such things to me and that he was coerced into telling me such stuff, I deflected the criticism by asking Melvin back,
“mel and mel hor??? new shirt hah??? light blue… she chose for u one, right???”
Melvin then nodded and I continued to speak,
“tell her that light blue is not suitable for a man of your stature… u r the guru here!!! U r my computer god hor!!! get some white shirts and power ties… and get more trendy stuff, tell her u can take trendy, ok?”
I could see Melvin nodding and trying not to blush at my comments. So I carried on my diversion exercise,
“have u fucked her already or not??? put deposit first mah!!! Don’t need me to teach u hor???”
Melvin then finally got jolted to her defence and replied,
“no lah, not so fast lah… we only started talking on MSN every nite for a week and only went out twice after work for movies…”
I then replied him exasperatedly while getting into the empty lift,
“hello!!! Bring her out for drinks lah!!! see if she warms up to u after drinks or not lah… I also cant teach u anything lah! but whatever it is, just be careful that she doesn’t want to date guys from the office. So, u must let her fall into it without her realizing it, hor??? ok, bye!!!”
I got out of the lift and I could see from the lobby that chris was already waiting for me, with bags that looked like groceries and food. I confirmed my suspicion when she told me that we were having steamboat at her place… So, with that I helped her carry some of the bags to the car and head for her place. While in the car, I asked if she had taken anything and true to my suspicions, she didn’t. I knew it cos chris doesn’t like to eat alone. So, I told her that we would have the steamboat later as I would be bringing her out for an early dinner instead. But chris was adamant on having the steamboat for dinner, so much so that we had to stop by the Breadtalk near her place to get her something to munch on first, in case she got too hungry.
We finally reached her place and while she was munch on her bread, I helped to wash the veggies, mushrooms and also got the pacific clams and abalone
out of the cans. Luckily for us, the beef and fish were nicely sliced, so it was quite easy for us. Thus, the only waiting we had to endure was waiting for the chicken stock soup to boil. The dinner was simple, but yet had an endearing feel to it, like chris really belonged in my life. “Damn!!! I really had to get that out of my head!!!” I thought to myself, not yet realizing that I would get my wish afterall.
After dinner, I helped her to clean up but stopped her from throwing away the soup base and the leftover food, citing that I always liked another round later in the nite. When everything was settled, I then suggested to chris that we go out for a drink but chris was more keen on reviewing the pics we had taken the nite before. So, after agreeing to her “suggestion”, chris then kissed me and said to me, with her cheekiest wink,
“dar, we go bathe first, ok? Then we print the pics we like…”
With that, I was led to the bedroom after the mandatory after-meal smoke. Chris still had her very decent little black dress on and when she turned her back to me to grab our towels, I started to kiss her shoulders, ever so vociferously. Then I started to lick her, which resulted in her protestations that she was dirty and sweaty after the hot dinner. So, I told her,
“ya… me too!!! sweat so much just now! So now, I have to replenish my salt level by licking your salt lor…”
Chris giggled at my reply and I started to move my tongue towards her neck, with my hands softly brushing her hair out of the way. Damn, I have a fetish for her perfectly formed neck!!! Maybe I should really lay off those vampiristic movies for a while… so, ever so slowly, I was making sure that I cover every square inch of her neck and chris finally let out a soft moan. Then she turned around and started kissing me furiously while taking off my shirt! And so, we helped each other off our clothes and I have to say it was incredibly hard for me to help her off her stockings. After making her promise not to wear stockings when with me again, we went back to our deep kissing but nothing much happened. Then we went into the shower, just content with the deep embrace we were in while the water ran through our bodies….
After the shower, I then helped chris to dry her hair again. Then she told me that she liked me to do that for her and that it never fails to get her spirits up, just seeing me doing that. After about 15 minutes of drying her hair, I then set up the lappy to connect to the camera so that she could view the pics and choose the ones to print. We spent almost 2 hours just printing while chris just stuck those pics into the photo albums. The outdoor shoot, however, didn’t turn out as well as we wanted to, probably due to my inexperience and thus, not many shots were selected. Thus, the albums weren’t really filled up and chris then suggested that we continued with the shoot. With that, she jumped up from the bed and went to her wardrobe to rummage for something to wear.
Being the kaypoh that I was, I also helped to go through some of her clothes, paying very close attention to search out the white tennis skirt I have spied before. So, when I found it, I insisted that chris put that on immediately and then searched for a matching top… I finally found a light blue sleeveless top but chris complained that she couldn’t wear that anymore cos it was just too tight after she put on some weight in recent years. Then, she suggested that she went topless instead… hmmm… well, I couldn’t resist that suggestion and started to snap at her with the camera. This time round, with the nite’s experience, chris started to pose more naturally and looked much more seductive than before. I almost had a heart attack when she went over to the glass window and bent over, exposing her pink cave to the camera while purring softly to me,
“dar, later still want to go out and drink??? Can I just wear this??? I feel so comfortable not wearing anything underneath…”
Damn, that thought made me do a double take before saying,
“but u don’t have a matching sports top leh… it might look a bit weird!!!” then regretted that I ever said that!!!
Chris then replied that I didn’t look hard enough cos she was sure she had something to go with the skirt. Not wanting to make the same mistake again, I replied her immediately,
“ok! But later u must stick close to me, hor??? and cannot play pool lor!!! And don’t give me the crap that other people can only see but cannot touch!!! I don’t buy that!!! I don’t even want others to see!!!”
Ya, I m a possessive man, I don’t deny that!