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surfer888
A 7 foot schlong helps to keep modesty in check.
ok, now that u r gloating about your anaconda, things r back to normal…
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Now you’re talking. Throw in a PRC bitch and we’ve got a Huskie, Pekinese, Local Mutt 3some.
thought a PRC is all that and some say, even more…
then can spare my malamute?
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Damn… I wish a female would ay that to me.
just make do first lah… small steps, small step, my friend…
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Really? Are you sure?
Damn… and all this time I thought my doctor was just happy to see me.
well, since u enjoyed it, then no harm done. u should only get worried if the doctor suddenly goes, “see surfer, no hands!!!”
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Feeling’s mutual… nah
will it kill u to make my day just a lil’ bit better? kekeke…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Not yet lah… me still not interested in necrophilia. You wanna slit your throat and convince me otherwise?
well, if that makes u happy… why dont u keep me alive so that i can provide u with fresh corpses every other day? never read the story “golden goose” hah? hee hee…
Back at home, I realized that OC called me, probably to inform me that she had arrived safely and settled down. I called her back to apologise for not answering the house phone cos I was fast asleep after taking the medicine. She told me that she expected it and even reminded me that if I were to go ahead with my promise to buy my colleagues dinner that evening, I was not to go drinking with them… and I should rest more and get well sooner so that I could be well enough to go out to watch the Liverpool-Chelsea game the following Sunday. After assuring her I would follow her instructions to a T, we hung up but promised to call her soon enough. Finally, I had some time to rest before meeting my colleagues for dinner and rest I did, until my guys called me to remind me of the date… they were adamant on making me buy dinner and even suspected that my illness was just a cover up to avoid it!
Right after dinner, chris called and was furious when she heard that I was ill and did not think it serious enough to inform her about it. So, she told me to stay over at her place that weekend, so that she could at least take care of me a lil’ bit. With me still horny as hell and the fact that she had cable at home, I agreed “reluctantly”.
After showing the guys my medication, I excused myself from the drinking session and went to pick chris up to go home.
Upon reaching home, chris then proceeded to cook some porridge and made me eat some before I took my medicine. As expected, I got drowsy and slept early, with chris insisting that I wasn’t getting any since I was sick!!!
I woke up the next morning, just in time to see chris getting ready to go off to work. So, I washed up quickly and sent chris to work, “tapao”ing some breakfast on the way for her and myself. Before chris got down the car, she made sure that I was to go straight back home to have my breakfast and medicine (again!!!) and rest well. she also wanted to meet me in the evening as soon as she got off work. After promising her, I made my way home.
Chris called me in the afternoon to ask if I was alright and I actually felt quite fine. So, I met up with her for lunch and bought her a Liverpool jersey so that she could officially switch allegiance and was planning to wear it out with me to go watch the game the following evening. Now, that is a girl who knows how to tug at my heartstrings. Before she alighted from the car, she reminded me to pick her up from work as she had some things to talk to me about. As I had no other plans, I told her I would meet her for dinner and stay over at her place again that nite. I could see that my decision pleased her to no end when she flashed me that sunshine smile!
Evening came and I received a call from chris telling me that she could leave earlier that evening. So, I changed and drove to her workplace, just in time to pick her up to go for dinner. When she came up the car, she gave me a long lingering kiss and even made sure that her “nice” colleague saw me. After deciding to go for steamboat at tiong bahru (the cheap one behind), I sped off, making certain that her very “nice” colleague smelled smoke, and lots of it!!! We reached the place in no time cos I was starving. After ordering, I asked chris what it was she wanted to tell me. But, she just said it was nothing important and that she would tell me when we reached her place later in the evening.
After dinner, I drove to her place and upon reaching, I plonked myself at the sofa to watch footy. Chris then made me go take a shower with her and I wasn’t going to reject her! so, I switched off the tv and went into the room with her. chris then surprised me with a new pair of boxers she bought for me and a training tee from nike(???). after thanking her, I helped her relieve of her clothes and mine as well. I then quickly grabbed a couple of fresh towels and pulled her into the bathroom.
Chris was certainly pleasantly surprised with my enthusiasm and she showed by giving me the cheeky grin and said,
“hmmm… someone is really horny tonite!!! Why? Not sick anymore hah???”
Not even bothering to reply her, I then planted a wet smouldering kiss on her and my hands went on furious autoroam mode on her luscious body. I then turned my attention to her neck and tasted that sweet scent of hers ravenously. Just then, chris turned the shower on but I turned it off and told her,
“baby, I want to taste u first!!!”
But chris protested, “but I m so dirty!!!”
“no,” I replied, “I want to taste the real u!!!”
I must have sounded like a starving animal but I really loved the taste of her! her ever so slight hint of perspiration, the slight hint of perfume and the scent of her natural sweet smelling odour. I don’t know how to put it in words. I guess not all women get it. For me, I have never come across one who is such an intoxicating mix to be able to stir my senses, which is otherwise best known for being insensitive.
Soon, I progressed to her pink nipples… but not before looking at her and smiled to her like a baby who is anticipating his next meal!!! Chris then pulled my head into her chest, clearly indicating to me that I should just wipe that grin off my face and concentrate on sucking those nips I spent the longest time there as chris was already moaning away, once in a while shouting instructions for me to bite down. Damn! I should qualify as a vampire soon, if that went on for a little while more. When I progressed to her nether regions, chris stopped me and told me that she hadn’t washed it for the whole day. Ignoring her pleas, I went on licking while kneeling in front of her. I should actually, since she is really my sex goddess.
Chris wasn’t too comfortable with that position and started to move away from me and went back to the bedroom, beckoning me to follow. Then she proceeded to lie down by the side of the bed and opened her legs wide. It was certainly an invitation for me to drink from her personal fountain and I dived straight in without any hesitation. The taste of her lovehole is still so delicious, just like I remembered it to be!!! By now, chris was already moaning quite loudly. So, with one hand keeping her pussy lips opened so that my tongue could lick the clit directly, I pushed a finger into her warm moist cave and started teasing further. The come hither fingering really works for her as I felt my face, my chest and my hands all getting really, really wet. The taste was unmistakable… chris had “cum”med!!! I took my time to lap it all up but it was not to be as chris pulled me up and demanded that I entered her now! I couldn’t resist her offer and thrusted my hardened lovetool straight in.
With all the lubrication, the entry was easy but as soon as my rod got settled in, I could feel the walls closing in on my member, leaving him with not much space to manoeuvre. It was the proverbial pussy trap, I guessed.
I then stood on the floor so that I could get my thrusting action more power. It didn’t take more than a few minutes before I felt the urge to explode already. So I warned chris that I was going to cum, she said,
“inside!!! Shoot inside!!! I want u inside!!!”
Not knowing whether she was still on the pill, I decided against it and when I was about to explode, I shot my load outside again. but this time, I was careful to ensure that I didn’t shoot on her face again.
Chris sat up immediately and started hitting my chest and started to scream at me,
“told u to shoot inside!!! I was about to cum again!!! then u took it out!!! Told u I m still on the pill!!!” and then she stormed to the bathroom to clean up. I followed her into the bathroom to apologise cos I was really not sure she was still on the pill.
“I was still hoping that u will still see me once a week and maybe we might have a chance to make love!!! So, I continued to take it, idiot!!!” she replied and began to cry in my arms. Damn!!! I hate women to cry on me!!! I tried to hush her and told her I was sorry for not trusting her. I held her in my arms for a long time. She finally stopped crying and gave me a chuckle when I promised her that I would give her a nice massage later. So, we went into the shower and I helped to bathe her…
After the shower, chris suggested she accompany me to watch some footy on tv. I really loved that nice gesture as I was kinda starved from the lack of footy. So, we went to the living room to watch footy while chris prepared ginseng tea for me. During the game, chris then started to tell me,
“dar, I read your posts in sbf again leh….”
I replied, “how? U know meh?”
Chris then explained, “steve (one of the loser guy friends who is always leeching her for free drinks) signed up an account and let me read it. But what I want to say is that I know how u feel about OC but what u said about me is very unfair.”
Chris continued, “and I never wanted to be with u bcos of your money!!! I make more than enough on my own. I know I don’t have education to understand your job properly, but I just want to be there for u when u r down or give u a massage when u r tired, and do what I do best, make sure your face is clean and free of pimples…hee hee…”
I wanted to protest but was hushed by chris. Then she continued,
“I want u to continue to tell our story and give me the dignity I deserve. U wait for a while…” and she ran into the room and came out with an envelope. In it was the exact amount of $$$ I paid for her cartier watch. Chris then said,
“I want to be with u, simply bcos I m very comfortable with u and I want to see u happy. Even to the point that I m being labeled as a third-party, I also don’t mind. I know u r definitely marrying OC, and I wont stop u… but I m just making myself happy here, just being with u and feeling your love and concern for me. Just knowing that u want me, just knowing that u feel sad when u know I m sad. That is enough already.”
I could only mutter a word of “sorry” and chris continued,
“I will stop seeing u soon. but just let me enjoy being with u for a while more. This money, I want u to take it cos like u, I want my pride. And my pride is worth much, much more than that little amount of money. And don’t worry that I don’t have enough, I have quite a bit of savings.” With that, she showed me her savings book and damn, it was quite a sum she has stashed away. Chris then joked,
“but don’t try to borrow $$$ from me to pay for your wedding hor… I m not that great a woman!!!”
Finally, I replied her, “sorry, I didn’t meant for u to see my own thoughts in those posts. But I m not going to deny that I meant them. I made my choice and trust me, it was a difficult choice. I can only lament that we got together a little too late, as I already have a great gf. Or else, I would want to love u and treat u like my queen for the rest of my life. But I m happy that u have so much backbone, so much pride that I m honoured to have known u. u know, most girls would just act blur and keep the money. So for that, I wouldn’t deny u that pride but u don’t have to pay me back for the watch. I bought it for u willingly and never thought that u made me buy or that I had to buy it for u in exchange for the good times we’ve had.”
But chris insisted that she had already taken out the money and that she would not take it back. Finally, she decided that she would buy me a watch I liked the following morning and hope that I would always remember her whenever I see the watch. I agreed to that suggestion as it was the best solution that was available to us, cos we both wanted our pride, bad… by then, I was not in the mood to watch footy and so, I just held her in my arms and we switched the channels and found a comedic variety show to relieve the tension a little…
After a while, we retired to the room and as promised, I gave chris a nice, soothing massage before we retired for the nite. Actually, I wanted more action but chris was worried that I might strain myself and should have more rest due to my illness. I didn’t want to make chris feel that I was only interested in having sex with her, but I still horny, but decided against doing anything further. So we slept like babies throughout the nite, holding her in my arms without letting go. When she had to go to the bathroom during the nite, I went with her and guided her out of the bathroom and making sure she was snuggled comfortably in my arms before going back to sleep myself.
I woke up the following Sunday morning with a burning sensation all over. No, not in my groin but my fever had come back with a vengeance. After taking the medicine, I felt better after the shower and so I sent chris to work before going home to wait for the domestic helper to come to my place to clean up. However, my fever came up again and I was really feeling very unwell. The domestic helper suggested that I go to the hospital again to see a doctor as my fever went up to nearly 40 degrees again. and thus, I went after calling chris to tell her the bad news.
Once I parked my car at the hospital carpark, chris called me to say that she was coming to the hospital to keep me company. As I was having a high fever, I was ushered to see the doctor right after I registered myself. As luck would have it, Karen saw me and asked if I was alright. I was thinking to myself,
“damn! I wouldn’t be here if I was. U really think I come here for fun ah, or to come see u at work???”
I suggested to the doctor that he gave me the miracle jab but I would pass on that ice bath. The doctor relented to my request and gave me the jab, but made me stay in the hospital for a while to ensure that my fever has gone down to less dangerous levels before. after the jab and me settled down comfortably on the bed for observation, chris called me to check where I was. I told her where to find me and less than a minute later, I saw an almost tearful chris walking towards me.
As soon as she reached me, she burst out crying while holding my face,
“r u ok? I was so worried!!! What did the doctor say? Must u get admitted? Where is the doctor? I want to talk to him!!!”
I soothed chris to tell her I was ok, telling her not to worry and that my fever was probably due to a viral infection and not dengue or whatever, so my body should be able to conquer itself within the next few days. I reassured her that I did not need to be admitted and that they r just asking me to stay for a while to make sure that my fever went down, or else they would put me in the ice bath again.
Chris was now more composed. So I leaned forward to kiss her and whispered,
“u know, it is very cold! So later, u join me in the ice bath lor… then, we can experience how it is like to be making love in freezing conditions!!!”
chris then blushed and slapped my face lightly before commenting that I was a dirty old man!!! Chris kept me company for a while until her phone rang to tell her that she was needed back at work. So reluctantly, she made her way back to the office but not before the doctor confirmed that I could also make my way home too. So, chris suggested that she sent me back home first before going back to work. But I insisted and managed to send her to work before driving home myself. Once, at home, I plonked myself on the bed and slept till my growling stomach woke me up in the evening.
I then took a shower and checked for messages left on my phone. As expected, I received like 8 SMSes, 6 from unconcerned “friends” from sbf
, one from chris telling me to call her once I was awake and another from Karen to ask me to call her whenever it was convenient for me. Hmm… I wondered what Karen wanted from me. So, being the arse that I was as always, I called Karen first.
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yinyang
Winner take all (the gals)?
nope, winner gets to choose the freshest corpses first… interested?
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Doesn’t matter anyway… its been a drought lately.
nah… trying to act pitiful doesnt work anymore. YY tried that and crashed and burn. he is still licking his wounds till today… try something else…
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No lah… some say Batam… but then again, I don’t wear yellow boots.
i could almost swear u would look good in them…
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Liddat how to get fire and ice treatment?
duh… PRC all mastered until the 9th level liao!!! with PRC around, u have no need for a malamute lah!!!
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Next step you bend over issit?
yup, in your dreams…
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You mean the doc’s supposed to use hands???
well, usually they r, except when u r visiting your gynae…
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Heck no… until SGX makes mine.
then i will tell the guys to turn the attention to it and short it until the whole bubble bursts!!! kekeke…
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Was that the one that said lay the Golden Goose?
u talking about the heather locklear special 2-DVD home edition, isit??? i was talking about the moralistic tale lah… seems like we r not really on the same page already, ya? kekeke…
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glamourist
oh i see, that’s the secret. but practice takes time as well. you must have lots of practices before, that’s why your hide can grow so thick.
no need! polar bears are born with thick hide… and when u do see me, dont insult my fats. it is used to sustain me when i go into hibernation.
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Originally Posted by
techienator
bro _axl_.. its always great to read through your posts.. you are a lucky chap to have 2 ladies worrying over you.. hope to hear more from you..
sometimes, good or bad luck we wouldnt know… until it is too late… more soon…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Forensics not my specialty.. but you cantonese like theirs fresh (not far from us chiu chow gangsters).. plenty of tong to go with it.
so… u trying to tell me u got a reddish backside hah??? kekeke…
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Barbs aside, liked that last touch by chris. Pride and prejudice, anyone?
oooh… kinky!!! she could be elizabeth bennett many times over, but i would liken her to my personal beatrix potter
cos “she works hard for her money, so hard for it, honey!!!”
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glamourist
hibernation for? don’t tell me for sex abstinence.
me abstaining??? last happened in ‘96 for 3 months. unlikely to occur in your lifetime again…
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si-mi-hoot
Way to go Bro AXL! Eagerly awaiting your future installments…
ok, can. but pls dont hoot me…
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Originally Posted by
Devil73
Bro, My working hours is from 8am to 530pm leh and by the way I still can cope with my work load lah…. I surf sbf at home and not in the office coz my office IT blocked sbf so can’t surf at all during working hours…hehehehehe
nah… u r too sexy to be cooped up inside your office. why u never go and PR your IT guys? can unblock one!!! does that mean i have to wait until tonite then i can get a reply from u??? or that i would know u r on MC if u ever post during the day??? kekeke…
cheers, guys and little girl.
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surfer888
Count me in!
ok, registration fees, admin fees, 1st year membership fee… how? on credit again? whatever lah, first up, fresh body no. 1… tomvoyeur, killed outside SJPS for not giving sith lord YY enough respect.
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Anaconda weak now… needs to get to shelter… nice lubed shelter.
this is an advert-free thread, ok? if u want to advertise yourself, please go to the FL Dome (this one got to pay, but they provide fake FR!) or the orgy/excursion section (this one free!!!)…
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Yeah… nothing else just yellow boots and helmet. Mastercard moment.
tell me about it, ok? so that i can skip the advert…
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Not all lah… met a couple who mastered the dead fish stance instead.
not easy leh, that stance!!! soon, with u, they will graduate to the newspaper reading stance!!! anacondas has that effect on PRCs lah!!!
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My dreams include more than bending over.
dream on, dream away…
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Ahhh… I wouldn’t mind getting into my wife’s gynae.
good for u… my wifey’s gynae makes me have this compulsion to snap his hideous bow-ties!!!
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Next year ok? Me preparing to liquidate now.
solidify now!!! so that u can experience how it is like to be screwed over… again!!!
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Not heather locklear lah! Lexus Locklear. Heather Locklear was in TJ Hooker and married Tommy Anaconda Lee
correct lah!!! heather locklear lah!!! the home edition!!! her own edition lah!!! her hubby, tommy lee was in it, guest starring errr… his anaconda lor!!! lexus locklear one can download for free… so cheap!!!
Karen didn’t sound too good when I called her. After asking whether I was feeling any better, she then proceeded to the main reason why she left a message with me,
“who is that woman who came to visit u at the hospital just now?” Karen asked.
not wanting to lie to karen cos I m not too good at remembering (old man, memory failing) what lies I told, I told her that chris was my mistress. I could then hear Karen breathing harder and paused for a while before she continued,
“so, u haven’t got married but already have a mistress??? Wah, not bad hor? So, u have been screwing 2 women at the same time already!!! I was still thinking I would only be sharing u with your wife… but seems to me that u have lots of options out there…”
I think it was due to my illness and her unfriendly tone that made me reply her in a sacarstic tone,
“huh? Share? What happened to meeting only once in a while? And I don’t think I need to report to u who I m fucking, right? Or must I make out a list, so that u can check the hospital database to ensure that they r all clean before I can fuck u???”
I guess Karen was not in a good mood or not the little kitty after all, as she replied,
“No, u don’t have to report to me!!! But don’t u think u should tell me this before we started??? I should be able to trust u, right? I risked pregnancy that day, u know??? Now, I realized that u r just like any other guy out there… not wanting to take responsibility for what u do!!!”
By now, I was already having a headache, stomach growling and bemused by what she was saying,
“what responsibility??? We r just new friends!!! It is simply a fuck thing that 2 consenting adults do what… Moreover, I cannot give u any responsibility!!! Cos I will only give it to my OC. Even my bloody mistress knew that!!! I will meet her whenever I can and if she couldn’t compromise with that, she won’t get to meet me, period!!! It is that simple!!! I will not leave OC, not for my mistress and certainly, not for u!!! if u think u can make me love u eventually and leave my wife, then u can bloody forget about it!!! That will never happen!!!”
Karen then started to raise her voice, “then why u did want to make love with me??? What is it that u want from me??? If u don’t think we have a chance together, then why did u do that??? don’t u think u r very unfair to me???”
I didn’t have the patience to continue listening to her ramblings and interrupted,
“I cannot give u anything… I will not leave my OC and I didn’t think we have any chance of being together. I just thought that yes, I m attracted to u but I just thought that if u r interested, we r just gonna have some harmless fun together, that’s all!!! if u think that u cannot take such harmless fun, then I think we r not on the same wavelength!!! U also said it yourself when u were at my place, that we can meet up once in a while if we have needs. That’s all… satisfying needs!!! Nothing more.”
Karen then replied,
“in that case, I understand already. U just want to play with me and then dump me!!! U r nothing different from the other guys out there, behaving like a playboy (??? Still got people use this word meh???) and go around playing with girls and always just looking to satisfy yourselves and not care about the girls!!! I m just not like that… I want love. If u want to be a playboy (??? again???), then sorry, I don’t think u r the kind of guy I m looking for. I wont call u anymore and pls don’t call me again.”
I quickly replied her,
“come on lah, u came up to my place, tell me that we can satisfy each other once in a while if we have needs and now u want me to commit to u???”
Karen interrupted,
“maybe not now… but after a while, we can if we liked each other…”
I interrupted her back,
“no!!! u already know that I m getting married soon. if u didn’t say we can just be friends who fuck once in a while and that u r looking for love, I wouldn’t touch u at all, even if u had stripped yourself naked in front of me!!! Sorry!!! My fault!!! I must have mistaken… I will not call u anymore…”
Before I could finish, Karen hung up the phone. When I was calling chris to arrange to pick her up from work, I received an SMS from Karen,
“u r a bastard!!! Only want to fuck but don’t want responsibility!!! If I ever meet your gfs, I will tell them what kind of person u r!!! I m not a toy, ok? I m not for playing and then let u throw one side after u r sick of me!!!”
With that SMS, I finally confirmed that Karen was a close shave to a fatal attraction episode. So, I SMSed her back,
“if u cannot play, then don’t tell people u want to play! I wanted to play with u cos u told me that u r only interested in playing with me only as well. but since I have never fucked u, u can treat it as u haven’t been played by me. And one more thing, it is a very evil thing to want to make someone give his wife up for u!!! if I knew that u were this kind of person, even if u pay me money to fuck u, I also wont touch u at all!!! So, this is the last time I m replying u and please don’t message or call me anymore! I will treat it as I have never known u! Goodbye!!!”
With that, I went into the bathroom to take a quick shower, took my medication and meet up with chris to “tapao” some light dinner back to her place, as she decided that I was not well enough to go out to watch footy that evening. On the way home, Karen messaged me again and when I showed my exasperation, she asked me what the matter was and I told her I would tell her when we were back at her place.
sorry about the exceptionally poor quality of the writing cos karen was speaking in cantonese and i had to do a transcription. obviously not too good at that…
to be continued
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tomvoyeur
Ok….I will submit to u as ur PB LOL……
i dont take any
TOM
, dick or harry… hmm,maybe harry… LOL
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Trying the SPCA now!!
maybe u were too young to have seen the show “fatal attraction”… sit down with me, surfer, yy and we will tell u the dangers of having bunnies in the house, eh?
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Its Bro YY’s schlong leh…what u think?? kekeke
i dont know… the girls who swarmed to him by the lorryloads werent dressed in radioactive resistant suits leh…
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Boys boys boys, siao char bo ah siao char bo…..It has been a long time since someone call me a boy, thanks with tears!!!hee
anytime… just dont cry on me!!! hate it when women cry on me… hate it even more when guys cry on me!!!
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Who say cannot touch!!Just cannot bed only LOL….
duh… accidental bumping also considered as touch ah???
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Why u call ppl a pig??? Is this the truth, sis???
well, u have seen her, i have not… so u should know better…
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Walua…Everyday need to screw someone, think u better find a therapist fast LOL….
so, i assume u have a sexy sex therapist to recommend hah??? sign surfer and i up leh!!!
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U can stick it up ur ass if u wan, just ask Bro AXL for help n not me!!
duh!!! i m not your OKT!!!
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U can learn a few tricks from Bro Surfer888 - his bukkake skills is infamous!
already told her liao… but she seemed determined to be my PR specialist, not realising that i dont make the decision for her compensation package!!! young girl lah, still naive! sis glamourist, surfer is the financial guru besides being the sex god here. so, not only can he show u the ropes, he can decide how much to pay u!!!
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Thats indeed full of shit LOL!!!
not as much as u…
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None!!!
i m quite sure i have tasted cynthia koh’s or belinda lee, for that matter… someone did promise to hook me up with cynthia for 3k, but no news leh…
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Whos in Jpn now???? Intro leh!! kekeke
nobody in japan lah… only a 100 million women with thunder thighs and godzilla. choose your poison…