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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Sori, shd read
preci
s
. See, me no spelling bee. Got F.
But you learnt lessons well in bath tub, especially uttering eureka. … blame wet dreams of that fonseka gal on telly (saw her blog, I mean pics??)
i still have no idea what that word means… kekeke…
u mean that andrea babe???!!! where, where? directions pls… NOW!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Summary lah! Not Espanol… French lah! and to think that you passed PSLE. You take Chinese for 2nd Lang or what???
i also dunno how i passed… chinese at 1st lang actually. but still crap at it…
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Me no good at math and science… that’s why in finance now.
me too… that’s why i gamble with other people’s $$$, not my own…
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Must also be buck tooth, right
not necessary, but would be nice bonus…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Drop the texts (me illiterate), only go for visual treat..
nice!!!
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Good lord, can you imagine before and after pics… yikes!
pls notify us in advance so that we would avoid the ad like the plague…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Possibly by bribing Edward Becheras’s Gang. Or paying off some poor kid from a neighboring school in the same school bus to do it for you.
ok, m i not getting enough rest of is it “undermine axl’s confidence” day? who the hell is edward bechera???
oh, by the way, my family was very poor when i was young. so no money to offer bribe. and dont u even start, i was also too proud to offer anything else as payment in kind…
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Isn’t that what Care, Honesty, Service supposed to mean?
i also can put them in 1 sentence… “HONESTlY, i dont CARE what SERVICE…”
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Viewing of the ad is chargeable. Guaranteed to lose weight.
a few grams u mean???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Eh….pythagoras theorem is maths la….Btw finance is maths related too leh…
Guess ur job is just a front for ur OKT biz LOL!!!
someday, must pull u aside to teach u the finer art of not stating the obvious!!!
surfer dude is just trying to “pian jiat, pian jiat”!!! in his financial guru job, so that he could afford his obsession with BBBJs!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Finance maths meh? Never had to count on the job leh. Always thought Finance was sign-off papers only.
haiz… why explain to tom? different level. he thinks his work is hard but would never understand that should something happen, our ass r on the chopping board lah…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Hit the hammer on the head! Main difficulty of the job is to try to stay awake and look interested during meetings.
yah lor, he thinks it is easy to look nonchalant while posting replies on sbf in a meeting leh!!! must go through special training one, u know? especially when replying to surfer’s cryptic posts…
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Originally Posted by
jintulan
what’s the
square thing
on your hippopotamus?
it is the DHL jumbo box. where do u want us to drop our hippo, sir?
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
The square thing next to the zebra on my hippo? That’s a wildebeest.
now what confidence level did u use to determine the possibility of becoming a wildebeest? one tailed anova or two???
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Ass on the chopping board… yikes! Never thought of it that way. Now I have to think of a career switch. I’ve always suspected there was a catch to those paper signing sessions.
it is time to take a long hard look at the prospects of being a macdonalds delivery boy. much more carefree riding the bike around… and the possbility of being invited by some beautiful ladies into their house since u r a tripod!
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Lots of tough work… but similar to what we learn in NS. Look busy and hardworking at all times.
u learnt that in NS??? they never teach me leh…
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Anywhere that is still within reach for her to perform her BBBJ.
can i see it perform the act on u??? damn, where is that videocam???
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Three horned Rhino lah!
god damn!!! that is a triceratops!!! u dont need to work anymore!!!
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Which reminds me of 1 sordid quip… so which gal is the village pike?
thought it is the village bike???
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Kns, to think that my poor pea brain stopped at just red bull!
yr pea brain not working too well after yr protein sapping trip, not to mention the heartbreak last nite… so expected not to be working at optimum level!!!
piece of advice, when replying surfer, u must let your imagination roam free, get lost if needed!!! cos his imagination is damn free!!! oh, so is he!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Hmmm home deliveries on my Hot Rod.
with attached rocket launchers hah???
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No need to teach you… you wrote the book.
huh? when? all i wrote was a lousy trashy encounter. never wrote any textbook stuff leh…
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On the tripod lah!
hahaha… that was a good one.
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
It depends… the fishy pike takes its young in the mouth and the bike is just for the ride.
ahh… yr fave. CIM!!!
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Oi!!! Me worried now that you’ve mentioned that signing papers can get ass chopped off. I know about paper-cuts but sliced ass is a different matter… gotta get thicker jeans.
they got your size meh???
i mean, with yr tripod and all…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Errr… almost qualifies as Ian Fleming’s with fast cars and fast women…
now, that’s a car i would love to drive… and i dont mean the inferior german one…
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Boot cut and just say that you’ve got big feet in the most humble way
boot cut? cant wait to see u getting erected then. jeans would be tight fit then.
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Sequel’s not on the cards, I’d like to believe.
now, that’s something i would really like to discuss about after OC flies off on thursday…
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
so this is the place all the oldies *cough* *cough* hangs out
oldies yes, but not sick people… well ok, u’ve got me. surfer is sick!!!
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Originally Posted by
JWNY
JWNY is in the house!! let’s start today’s topic,
“the one you marry is not the one you love most?”
how about “the one u love most is not the one u marry?” or “why the fuck u marry her then?” or “why the one u love most would not marry u, but only wants to give u bbbj?” or “why did they abolish polygamy?” or “why yy never renew my LDTR contract?”
ok lah, we all know u want to pour out your sorrows… ok, we r ready. shoot!
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
CYA (cover your ass).. setup clone 1st.
why? but true lah, sure kenna zapped if i continue the story here.
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Kns, took my words (1st 1 only) out of my mouth.
fastest fingers first…