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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Mayb can ask a hippo angmo to teach u??
u got lobang hah??? then go yourself… i will ask bro yy to intro me a very chio one…
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This is what I m complaining abt!!!Too much sex for sportsman is bad for health, leave such things for lesser mortals like us…kekeke
ahh… the power of sports, cos we got to show off our waist powess!!! that’s why even guys like me who looked more like gollum could also have chicks sneaking into my room in the middle of the nite…
and it’s an urban myth that sex the nite before the big game is bad hor…
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the key word here is OLD…hehe
your point being??? dont deny that at all!!! dont u know that old is “in” now???
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I cant la….But I believe u have the makings to break his record!!!Cum on!!
if young man like u cant, then u might as well cut them off and retire them for good! kekeke… just kidding…
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If ur ass is on her panty line, u will be earning $56.75 more than me every second LOL….
my boss doesnt go for looks but for companionship, which is why she is not interested in bedding me, but just wants my ass on the chopping board all the time, just for show…
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Coz she has the sentence “AXL came in me” tattooed on her forehead…kekeke
hello, i check your previous posts one hor!!! first u said u checked the stains on her teeth and now the tattoo,which is which? dont u dare to do a bloody politician thingy on me hor, roti prata here, roti prata there!!! if kenna exposed, just act blur and not reply…haiz…
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Swee…I can sense a blockbuster in the making!!!
sorry, surfer alone is already a blockbuster stand-up act…
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A membership card for regular shooters??? LOL
nope, all r equal; first cum, first served. so that newbies will have a shot too. dont want to make it too elitist… kekeke…
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I hate the SAF macho talk, kind of turns me off when the trainers talk big n crap so much on discipline n love for country….Too propagandist for me to stomach….Plus the RT every week, dun u think I should be hating this NS thingy….
u 302 ah??? reservist where got that kind of macho talk one??? my occifers all tell us nicely one, do this and we get it done. he even told us to call him by his name lor, so we returned the nice gesture of bringing him to see the ktv world… hahaha…
but the RT, heng ah… legs long, still can tahan for 10 minutes…
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I need to coz I not earning big bucks like u ma…
can make $$$ here meh???
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Damn..from one shithole to another…Signs
well, where else can shit go??? oh yah, can hit the fan as well!!! just kidding, have a nice day… cheers.
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Bro YY will keep the chio one LOL….how to intro to u??
u do have a very valid point there!!!
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Looks like our local uni hostels r on par with Poiseidon!!
even better, it’s free…
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U mean if ur boss is interested in looks, she will bed u?? M I missing something here??
well… that’s what she says whenever to defray comments that we r having something on the side, due to the fact that she always bring me along whenever she switch jobs…
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302??I wish LOL……I m not refering to the NS commanders la….Its those bloody regulars that r pissing me off!! Do u know that for the last few in-camps, 50-70% of the battalion was caught for inappropriate haircut - just because the slope wasnt 4 by 2 i.e. slope not high enough…..Mayb the new guard is more onz than the old guard…
aiyoh, this happens everywhere lah!!! usually i cut my hair really short (cos fat man cannot stand the heat and perspire profusely) so no issues. my kakis always go reservist and get cheap haircut…
why, hair short not handsome anymore hah???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Looks like ur ass is well covered by her anytime!!!
doesnt seem so… just got a tongue lashing from the empress dowager. so long as this eunuch does her bidding, guess i m safe for the moment.
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Look more like an out of shape NS boy LOL
take my word for it, got get it properly cut outside before u go in for ICT, else it will turn out lopsided. as for RT, nothing i can say except to move yr bloody ass to go train before u go for your IPPT lah!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
The next three times in reservist, just whack your PC and OC. After a short jail term, sure won’t get any more recalls… esp to the same unit. If all else fails, replace whack with BBBJs… but jailterms may be longer.
bro tom, dont fall for it!!! i have a good feeling that bro surfer is actually your PC in camp, trying to pull a fast one on u, so that he could get his BBBJ from u!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
No lah… I’m just the Platoon Sgt that gets his kicks from watching in the sidelines.
right, as if i would believe u!!! your suggestion of a BBBJ already gave u away, cos knowing u, would u rather watch than to enjoy that??? never in your life lor…
or r u tom’s OC???
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
R u watching too much South Park??? I m Tom not Kenny ok!!
no meh???
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Same sentiments here!!
always remember, bro surfer would do anything to get a bbbj…
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Worse….Think need to CIM too!!!
damn, too much info. this is between the 2 of u…
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But ur head full of air leh…kekeke…Kidding nia
he no air level cos he bloody failed his chinese… so have to go to some ivy league uni lor…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
So 7/8 (coincidentally today’s date) early, all this bbj/CIM tete-a-tete… Never heard early to bed, early to rise meh? Cockerel’s up?
PS: Can’t help notice your new location -life sentence?
got woken up by work… expected it actually.
now awaiting sentence. should be a life sentence, hopefully.
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
No lah, not anything… almost everything!
tell me what u wont do… cos i really cant think of any.
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Partly correct… fail Chinese and had to remain in P6 till time for NS. Still taking part-time course to get my elusive PSLE cert.
yah yah… and went around boasting that u had the 2nd longest dick in the whole school just b4 u enlisted for NS, all 2 3/4 inches of it!!! damn, u even tried to get the 3" guy kicked out of school!!!
how’s the best english course coming along? got sian any milf or not???
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Correction… It’s proudly standing at 2 7/8"..
congrats… it grew!!! keep it up!!!
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Not too bad… I’ll be moving to listening comprehension next week… that is if I pass on spelling
damn, these people still dont know what they r doing… first listening, then speaking, then reading, then spelling. tell them to get their sequence right, for once!!!
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Ok, ok, you’ve got me… but I won’t do sheep no matter how shiok you told me it was for you.
i will forgive u this time since u have not gone through your listening comprehension. i said, “chic” not “sheep”… haiz…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Seems you guys don’t have a problem with precis. Or is that passe?
er, abang!!! catch no ball lah… simi precis or passe? me no learn latin leh…
and me no better than surfer lah… somehow scraped thru PSLE but really cannot make it and had to drop out in sec 2. still remember they were teaching us pythagoras theorem then… never got to learn that fully…
any kind pretty SYTs (MILFs can also apply, but subjected to approval) out there willing to help fulfil my lifelong ambition of comprehending that?