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Originally Posted by
surfer888
This thread is getting really ridiculous.
agreed, let’s stop… thinking of retorts is even more “shiong” than working!
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
No lah….Think that perception is gravely misconceived…..
that would mean i cant take your word for it lor…
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How about up the lorry?? kekeke
cannot!!! i wouldnt wish death on my biggest enemy… dont think u should too…
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I m asking for food vouchers everyday…Isnt that what paychecks r all about??
paychecks = yr reward for work done, however little in your case… my case, i m begging surfer for the vouchers, read: no work done, well, besides the grovelling… haiz…
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Well, my ego has already taken a battering since my uni days….Guess it cant get any worse, or m I wrong??
why? got caught PCCing in the library?
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I have seen such people many times man!!Btw, if she n her frens r regulars in Movida, Stoney might just know her entourage too……
not movida lah… dont try fishing for more info from me liao… yr tactic not very subtle…
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Haha…Just like how I bump ur liqour off the bar ah??
looks like i must get out more… appears to me that sponging off others is in vogue now! kekeke…
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Whens that??
got invite u meh??? hey, hey, just kidding… will let u guys know once we have fixed the wedding date. then the party will begin 1 week before it lor, just like surfer’s bachelor celebrations…
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Yup…Bro YY is unbelivably hot LOL!!
and your point being when u start the bloody obvious???
Aha…..Surfer dude surfing in murky waters ah…..
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Looking at the amount of retorts, hard to believe that u guys r doing much work anyway…
hey! not fair!!! we do get work done… we took pains to delegate our work to those lower in the food chain, people like… u!!!
nah, kidding again. just dont tell my boss that if u ever get to know her, ok?
nah, u guys have a good day, ya?
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Kns, I’ll be kind since it’s tgif.. Forgive your trespass, as you did a hot commercial for me (though a big misrepresentation, nothing further from truth? hehehe). You keeping strange hours into the night again? No wonder such dark humour
ah, forgiving u r… but dont worry, already warned him!!! pls dont activate yr LOS enforcers…
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Blxxdy hell, both you 2 guys are.. mind boggling. Suspect it’s 2nd nature, more so for surfer.
why on earth do u think i keep pandering him? so that when we go out for drinks, we can just it back and watch him perform!!!
but sekali, he is like me, can write better than i speak…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
All in good fun… Anyway, semantic gymnastics Good practice for me… my sole existence at my workplace is to make life difficult for the sales team.
good fun for u, hard work for me…
and to think that i was providing u with target practice to torture my fellow bros in the sales industry…
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You want to watch me sit back and enjoy BBBJ? Provide the sucker then.
have already activated bro tom to go search out the legendary hippo ktv girl for u liao…
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How very true
hmmm… in that case, we should meet up in a cybercafe that serves liquor, so that we could still sit side by side, posting and waiting for your reply while drinking to good retorts. if we cant find such a joint, interested to chip in to open one just like that??? we could target the less articulate segment of the population…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Just think of yourself as part of the butt-party.
aiyah, u cant snook me on this already… nowadays, all the ranges r automated liao!!! no more butt party jokes liao…
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Good stuff… her and Sherine tag team… I can’t wait.
be careful with what u ask for, for u might just get it…
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Agreed and if it works out, we can have sms bar spin-offs as well
yes!!! our first baby steps to becoming the new pub moguls in sg!!! while we r at it, we could get sis bunnytease to sashay around in her lingerie… then we could erect (pun intended) pcc rooms to rent out!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
I’ve never had the privilege of ever being recalled for reservist so I won’t know. Too low ranking to be important enough.
only those in the upper salary brackets do not get called up for reservist.
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Ok… Maggie Cheung & Wong Lilin Combo then.
can, as long as u can get past allan wu’s biceps…
which means not in this life, u wont.
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BBBJ rooms can or not?
multi-purpose lor… but no provision for suckers… that one must bring themselves. we provide the facilities, not the service providers.
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
That’s a fallacy and I am proof of that. Had many Snr VPs in a previous company get many recalls as they were at least crabs. Me nothing, hence recall zilch. Only condemned cases don’t get recalled.
why condemned? cos u’ve got 3 legs???
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Hah! My schlong beats his biceps anytime. Don’t even need to flex to compare.
but he’s got 2 arms n u only got 1 schlong… unless i m assuming wrongly…
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can have giant groupers
cannot!!! before they can be used, i would not be able to resist the temptation to steam them!!!
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Keep pole vaulting during 5bx.
then confirmed u should be PTI what!!! at least, if my PTI can do pole vaulting, we would at least give him some respect…
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I’m a walking dick… somehow that sentence didn’t turn out quite the way I wanted.
very apt… but be thankful u r not a dickhead…
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How do you get the groupers steamed? Tickle their balls?
boil the fishtank??? how the hell do i know? i dont cook…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Lube them up and stroke them… the grouper’s bound to get steamed.
yah, they might even get high enough to be thrashing around for sure!!!
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Originally Posted by
Heavycasualties
me see you engilsh write so chim and duno see understnad
bro,not chim lah… just some stupid private joke and bantering. if u didnt catch it right from the start, u wont understand lah. but not bcos yr england not powderful enough, just that u r not so bo liao as to read from the beginning… and dont. really bo liao one… cheers
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Biggest enemy?? U guys go after the same hippo last time ah??
no lah, if i have any enemies, i also wont want to curse them with death lah… think i have to unlearn and relearn my sentence structure liao… any lady with a journalism degree like to help???
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Worse….Was working my ass off to pay tuition fees n expenses while ur peers sexed eaxh other up…
u mean selling your ass hah??? dont complain… me also same same. no support from family cos they really couldnt at that time. part-time job became full-time job; full-time studies became part-time studies. still got hostel sports training, 6 times a week. but yes, still got sex!!! lots of it!!! the advantages of living in the halls and being a prominent sportsman, at that time. kekeke…
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Ahem…so obvious meh??
not that obvious, but not very subtle, one look can see kind…
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It has never gone out of fashion….
meaning i m too old-fashioned lah!!!
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Wow…so many parties!!! U sure u guys can tahan for one week, later cannot perform on wedding nite…Just to let u know, this can b a valid reason for annulment ok…..
nah, my bros already pre-empted OC about it, that it is a family tradition (not!), to pay back whatever i had done to them in the past! but do expect to take a couple of days of MC or urgent leave lor… my bro’s record stands at 3 bbbjs and 2 in-room f**ks… all “cummed”… see if u could break his record and shut his mouth for good!!! kekeke…
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If I ever her, think u will be out of the food chain altogether LOL…
nah… i m too useful to her… i make the decisions on her “behalf”, so when things screw up, she could just sack me in order to answer to our clients. if i did good, she would take all the credit. which explains why my salary is exactly $56.75 more than yours, cos my ass is on the line!!!
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Work is forcing my dark side into the open….
thought it was always out in the open, lord vader…
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Think u cant wait for him to unleash his many tiraks to squeeze ur balls right?? kekeke
that chance had already came and gone…
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Think the garmen decided to do a stock recall n retain her in the Night Safari….Last I check, she still have Bro AXL’s semen stain on her teeth…kekeke
nah, didnt cum… when i m that drunk, i dont cum… but just wondering how u checked actually, and also how on earth u could recognise my semen smell!!!
r u the one who has been going through my rubbish???
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Dun wait, we will hold the camera to take down this historic moment…hee
for that, i wouldnt hesitate to break the bank to bring in a pro crew from japan…
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$1 for tissue n $10 for each min…..What do u think of this price list??
key is to ensure prices r reasonable enough to rts (return to shoot)…
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Yeah rite…The garmen never let off a free lunch…..
reservist is good!!! if u hate reservist, it only means that u r enjoying yourself in the office and that yr company shouldnt be paying u any salary at all. in fact, should charge u for taking up space and enjoying the air-conditioning…
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Maybe we can provide hidden cameras too LOL…..
me law abiding and god-fearing man, no grey areas in my business. dont want to close down after a week of business… cos i m very sure u will upload the vids and post them here!!!
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I cant wait to b condemmed….Any condemation ceremony for me??
u asked for it… ok here goes, “i condemn u!” now that u r condemned, u can ignore all reservist call-up mail… well, until they turn up at your workplace, do not pass go and go straight to jail…
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This grouper must contains loads of proteins after doing so many CIM…kekeke
steam before that… no CIM yet. haiz…
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Originally Posted by
adenisw
Bro, to err is human. What matters most is we learn from mistake and be a better man.
thanks bro…
but didnt really like the song after nic tse sang it… kekeke… cheers, all.