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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Now you’ve got me attracted.
then go camp at dragonfly… dont think u can miss her… just look out for the girl who is always paying for the bottles…
me not free… got to prepare marriage proposal speech…
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Does she do Bukkake?
dont know,never asked, cos a bloody asshole i m, bloody pervert i m not…
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Told you so, but you said it was the safe period.
how i know? people tell me then i believe lor…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Weak knees, how? Congrats
weak knees not due to fear of rejection but that i just blew my whole month’s salary and today is the 1st!!!
how to survive another 28 days???
surfer, can pass some of that macdonald’s vouchers over or not? must also go ask castrol for petrol vouchers liao…
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Originally Posted by
hellwarrior666
eh… could the zapper be chris ah?? since she already knows SBF she might just have got herself a nic to come and zap you?? hahaha… just a thought. Good luck on your big nite tonite!!
zapped me 3 points, meaning a higher rep power, right? so cant be chris… haha… maybe her ex-hubby or some lady (if lady i would understand cos she might be standing up for another woman) but the comment on OC was uncalled for. should be some loser guy lah, been zapped many times for this thread but this was the only comment i couldnt take lying down cos he didnt insult me but my loved one.
but i m not going to waste time on him anymore cos it is obvious that he just isnt worth it. bros here have given me enough face to up my points to keep me out of moderation and to get lobangs without a hitch, unless i go do something ridiculously stupid… that is good enough liao…
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Originally Posted by
thomas88
A very BIG CONGRATULATION to you bro AXL for making the right choice of cutting off completely and not giving her a day of every week too. I sincerely wish you and your OC a blissful marriage.
I used to have a little similiar affair like yours 15 years ago where this lady wanted to be my mistress who’ll bear me a child and said I only need to see her once a week. But guess what……I took the same decision that you’ve taken. But we’re still normal friends now and we talked once in a long while, she’s also married with kids like me now.
thanks for supporting my thread and my decision. very appreciative.
a lot of bros told me they have this incident, that incident but no one writes a story about it! only my OC has agreed to bear a child for me (rat baby would be nice…
), but u must have done something really spectacular to make your mistress want to bear you children… looking forward to your story, eh?
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Originally Posted by
Devil73
Bro AXL,
Me spending 2 days to read up your story….as per understanding your story one word for you, Stick to your OC & have a blissful marriage.
will take your advice, bro…
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
He’s just been ousted from (swinging?) singles club.
ya lah… u knew about her acceptance earlier than my parents!!! after replying yr SMS, then i called to tell them the good news.
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Originally Posted by
adenisw
Dear bro AXL,
I’m so glad I read through your thread today. It took me since late noon till now to finish every single post. My lap top followed me to the dining table, the gents and smoke breaks.
It wasn’t the sex part that entice me to read on. It was in fact the situations you were in that were interesting. And finally knowing that you’ve made the wise decision, it was great and touching to know how things are going for you now.
Sorry I’m not very eloquent.. All I wanna say is you’ve my upmost respect as a cheongster, a responsible man, a bro, whom I will always remember your case and take it as a learning.
I sincerely wish you a blissful marriage, and my earnestly congratulations to you and your wife.
Kudos to you bro!
first of all, if i ever know u, pls remind me not to touch your lappy!!! u brought in to “pang sai”, isit???
well, if my writing here pre-empts any bro here in future not to be in the same situation or know to pull out early, then it is already worth my trouble to put it all in words. from the bottom of my heart… a precautionary tale by axl, based on actual events…
i m not eloquent too, but cheongster i m but have to retire liao, a bro i really hope to be, but a responsible man i m not, but will strive to be…
cheers, all…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Wish I was on silent mode myself… had my nemesis call me last night just to hear my voice… bitch.
tell me u r not happy that she wanted to hear yr voice… u were on cloud nine lah!!! long distance somemore!!! but yr nemesis really treat yr CO as transparent ah???
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Experience means Zilch.
experience determines yr intelligence level leh. if u learned from it and not do it again, u r smart. if u still commit the same bloody mistake, then u r a bloody idiot!!! but for your case, yr experience havent end… so dont know what to make of u…
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Look like crap, poor like churchmouse, eats like a pig. Only redeeming factor is loads of fast food coupons. She ok with that?
switch to temple mouse lah… easier to siphon off donation money!!! then u will be rich!!! my voluntary (read free and amateur) audit work for some temples, at the request of my parents to help, already caused 3 people to run road liao, with hundreds of thousands of dollars unaccounted for!
as for eating like a pig, she doesnt mind cos i eat like a pig too.
as for fast food, that might be your redeeming factor cos she seems to like mac’s breakfast very much! kekeke…
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Wow!!! All 2 inches of it???
no comments. so long OC no complaints…
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Mine’s used to clean vomit off the seats. Again, Look like crap, poor like churchmouse, eats like a pig and too much fast food. Oh… and its not my vomit… just vomit from the girls after they get to know me.
poor as a church mouse, eat like a pig, ugly as sin but still have women calling u long distance to hear your voice??? something just doesnt add up…
u have a great sense of humour???
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Me thinketh Minority Report
ah, the “tung ku” with jap eyes… could only remember the lexus in that show if u didnt remind me…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
I have Pepper Lunch coupons as well! You can use those for the special occasions which demand a higher $15 budget.
thanks, but noneed. pepper lunch out of budget liao…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Not only not happy but downright irritated. The relationship has developed… can’t stand the sight, sound and smell of her. But, BBBJ still can lah!
so long her bbbj works for u, think u can block out everything else…
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Me idiot lah… cannot resist a good BBBJ.
we already knew that, just waiting for u to say it yourself…
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Me no need to be rich… my lifestyle very easy to support. McValue meal with coupons plus sometimes still can get free dessert. I’m contented.
who cares about u being easily contented? problem is where u can support her lifestyle or not mah…
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Jialat! I don’t really like Mac B’fast… prefer LJS and BK.
think!!! bbbj precedes everything!!!
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No lah… just a big schlong.
it all makes perfect sense now…
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“tung ku” with jap eyes???
“tung ku” = shitake mushrooms = tom cruise… haiz… in minority report, the replacement eyes belonged to a japanese guy. must i explain everything to u?
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I think cheese plus rice only should be around $1. On the special occasion when I get my bonus, I add an egg
good for u!!! i never dared to walk in there cos the restaurant looked damn high class to me…
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Originally Posted by
tomvoyeur
Good choice…
for me, yes. for OC, i have to strive very hard…
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Self declare?? I never post any FR in the first place…What makes u think so leh??
go check yr post lah… hot stud, specialises in bedding SJPS gals!!!
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Old ginger has plenty of fire in his belly…..
u want to die ah? call him old? no manners… at most say that he very, very matured or over the hill…
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But u have managed to hang around her long enough right??
cant u see that i m suffering the consequences now, going around begging for food vouchers…
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The point is if a man feels intimidated by such things, then it says a lot about his ego and character…..
talk is cheap… wait till u experience it, then u tell me. if an older and very much more successful woman buy u drinks, that is ok and normal cos u have just stepped out to work. but a younger woman pays for bottle after bottle, see whether u have the cheek to keep drinking and not offering to pay for at least a couple of bottles… for guys her age, with that expected income level of an entry level exec, how many can tahan going out with her on a regular basis?
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Conversely, if someone else judges another person solely by his social n financial status then he/she is not a fren-worthy material too
that is where i admire her as well… for she doesnt really care u pay or not. for her friends, different matter. but like i say, dont declare when u have not gone through it…
i tell u this cos i know that u have more pride than those scums who hang around her group all the time, feasting on those free drinks, talk damn bloody big but never ever even offer to pay a single time!!!
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Originally Posted by
yinyang
Honoured.. just reminding you to include me in spoils for pre-nuptial agreement.
not an issue so long as u r willing. my 2 devious bros r already planning a week long “mourning” session for me… telling me that some ktvs nowadays do operate till 6am!!! tiring sia!!!
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Hope gentle decline, else need puying’s help.
with women falling at your feet, virtually begging u to bed them… u expect me to believe that???
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Btw, can’t help being amazed at your repartee with surfer. You are equal to to the task, give as much as you take (surfer’s barbs), great stuff.
nah, me just trying vainly to be his sidekick, so as to provide a platform for his cryptic humour (or his big knob) to shine through…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Difficult but I try. Like D24… thorny but then pleasures of the flesh.
wah, so rich ah? cant afford D24… sometimes when i m not that tired from work, i will sneak out of my construction site hostel to go wait under the durian tree.
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Esp after first preview of Long Schlong Silver.
i guess we saw it the first time liao, no need to emphasise again and again. it is one thing to be proud of your anatomy, but another when u gloat…
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Damn… you’ve put me off milkshakes for good.
errr… thought milkshakes was off the menu already. sorry, too luxurious for me to be dining at mac’s regularly to keep track…
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Movie played too long ago… cannot remember details… the only fungi I remember on that show are the ones growing on my VCD.
wah!!! vcd ah? i saw the whole show at the DVD shop (better quality leh)… only thing was that i had to stand for more than 2 hours…
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I was lucky… moonlighting as a cashier there has its perks. Let me know if you’re interested and I may be able to get you a little more rice on your servings. Pssst… don’t tell anyone… I could lose my well paying $3 per hour job. Haizzz… the risks I take for you
very nice of you lah… but must go all the way to taka, feeder bus fare + mrt (to and fro) already $5. plus $1 for the cheese rice, $6 leh!!! that can buy me 2 days of food lor!!! so, thanks but no thanks…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
Shhh… you don’t have to tell the world about me.
haiz…此地无银三百两
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Originally Posted by
adenisw
Yah loh.. I don’t even bring my books into the gents wan leh.. Your actual events much more interesting loh.. Hehe…
just remind ok, no touching your laptop…
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Maybe can write a book out of it.
haiz… now u r just flattering. i know my own limits.
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You’re just being modest lah bro.. You’re already a responsible man by making this decision, and commiting to take the next step of a relationship.
if i was a responsible man, i wouldnt have made the mistake. if i was a responsible man, i wouldnt need OC to manage my finances all this while and maybe for good.
but actually, i do feel good about making that “giant” leap for myself. not as scary as expected, actually. (surfer, i know u will have something to say about this…)
and due to this, i actually want to be a better man for OC. (sorry if i m being mushy) to try my best to be more responsible and hopefully, OC sees that and really give me what i want from her, a “rat” baby. then my life will be complete…
finally, thanks for your points and although i probably have to take quite a while, i will return the favour. best of luck to u too, ya? cheers.
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
I will hold my tongue here on such auspicious events… er but… no I shan’t say more.
dont say lah… just be there during my week long “mourning” parties before i get sentence to life in marital prison…
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Originally Posted by
surfer888
No lah… sometimes the workers from the hostels don’t cleanup the flesh on the seeds too well and voila! my D24 experience..
yucks!!! i cant top that!!!
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Sorry, can’t help it as it keeps reminding me… kinda irritating as it keeps blocking my view of the pc screen.
haha… good for u!!! at least yours is not so troublesome. everytime i want to pcc, i have to run 3 stories and slide down my schlong repeatedly… damn siong!!!
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The midnight shift at Mac’s provides the milkshakes.
too bad, i went for the interview like 6 times but not qualified enough to work for them… heard the prospects r good.
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Mine was leftover stock from peddling pirate VCDs to buy a kidney for a distant relative. Selling blood only makes enough for an appendectomy.
lucky u, u still have blood to sell!!! me low blood count…
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There’s also one near IMM Jurong East, not far away from the flyover I sleep under.
still got any more vacancy??? my crib has no overhead shelter… a bit troublesome when it rains…
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Translate leh… me illiterate
gei ang moh lah!!! there is a story behind this phrase. 1 idiot, found or stole 300 taels of silver. having never seen so much money, he was at a loss what to do. so his milf but equally stupid wife suggested they bury it in the ground and so they did. but still afraid that someone might go dig it up, they decided to put up a sign on the ground they buried the money, “there is no 300 taels of silver here”!
moral of the story: when no one suspects u, dont be a moron to come out and confess…