While my imaginations were running wild, suddenly Renee popped a question..
Renee: Roland, I heard from a Alan (sales manager in her company and also my close biz associate) that you very play boy one huh?? (Not looking at me..)
Me: Huh?! Again? I couldn’t catch your question.. (Supreised and pretended that I did not hear..)
Renee: Oh.. Nothing. nothing.. Its ok.. (I think she regretted asking that question).
Me: Urmm.. No lar.. I am not play boy lar.. Just that I tends to speak nicer to gals doesn’t means that I am play boy right? (Smilingly replied her).
Renee: Oh… All sales man like that one lar.. Always come and cheeko gals especially cutomers and their own colleagues.. (Give me that kind of smirk look liao)
Me: Eh.. Not true lar.. Not all salesmen are like that lar.. I am one good example.. hehehe.. (PUI!!.. I am one big horny bastard..)
Renee: Sure or not?? (Disbelieve..)
Me: Yar la… I have got reputation to maintain lar.. We are in this industry and don’t want to spoil our company name lar.. Market very small only..
Renee: Hahaha.. U serious?? U dun do ONS meh??
Me: Huh?? Whats ONS?? (Act innocent liao)
Renee: Dun pretend can or not?? (Like as if she can read my mind like that..) ONS means One Night Stand lor.. (Machiam she like expert like that..)
Me: Wa… Very dangerous leh.. Got HIV people outside mah.. (Actually if we do eough protection is still not so bad lar..)
Renee: So means what?? ONS with condom to u can lar??
Me: ….Urmmm.. Aiya.. Dun ask this kind of sensitive question leh.. I have no ONS experience so far yet.. (PUUIII!!!)
Did I hear wrongly?? Renee talking about all these things to me?? She must have eaten wrong food for lunch..?!! Its not her leh.. I mean I do chat with Renee before but its not so much into this kind of topic.. The furthest we went is maybe talking about celebrity gossiping and happening night spots in S’pore if I am not wrong.. Why such changes tonight..?? Its abit puzzling isn’t it??
Renee: U sure so good man meh?? U GF must have loved you a lot hor??
Me: Er.. Actually its normal lar.. Some man seek fun outside and some dun lor.. (Renee finished packing liao)
Renee: Okie.. I am done.. Lets go.. (Stood up and ready to go..)
Renee: Oh.. Sorry..Let me off the lights in the pantry first ok?? (Turned and walked away.. while I wait for her sitting down on the same chair..)
I noticed she kept a few colourful magazine under her table… So I went for it while she was back facing me walking towards the panty (me very curoius one..).. I took it out…….HOLY SHIT!!!!
It’s a PLAYGIRL Magazine (expired issue liao..)!!!!
Oh Fuck!! Renee!! Playgirl magazine???!! I suddenly heard Renee shouting from the pantry..
Renee: Roland! The rain is getting heavier! I think we’re stuck!
Me: Huh?!! What?!!
To be continued…
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Originally Posted by
old_yet_horny
Bros who envy me.. do not worry too much.. you will have your day soon.. I am just 1 plain lucky chap who got rewarded with once in a blue moon encounter..)
Agree that Luck plays an important part in this kind of encounters.
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Originally Posted by
AD69
Agree that Luck plays an important part in this kind of encounters.
i studied in and later work in places where the gender ratio of females to males is 7/8: 3/2, and I am not ugly. No fucking luck or I don’t know how to sweet talk
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heatingup
i studied in and later work in places where the gender ratio of females to males is 7/8: 3/2, and I am not ugly. No fucking luck or I don’t know how to sweet talk
Bro… Relax… It will happen one.. Just that you dun know got gals behind your back masturbating and thinking about you only.. Its true. Sometimes you just need luck. Just dun be too picky and sure can have encounter one..
Good luck and bless you with “encounters”..
Alamak… Dun know whether good news or bad news.. One horny man alone with another horny woman stuck in an office plus raining heavily somemore.. In my mind, I really think heaven on my side liao.. I think someone from up there must have heard my prayers… Or maybe I have been donating a lot of money to charities and now repayment time liao..
Renee: Roland… U heard me?? (Walking back liao and I am still holding on to the Playgirl Magazine..day dreaming)
Renee: Roland.. ROL..! How come my magazine with you?!! You SEARCHED my table?!! How could you do that?!!! (snatched the magazine from my hands..)
Me: Ur.. No.. I did not.. I found it under the table. Hidden behind.. I did not search your table.. I.. I.. (I mean I did kaypo but how do I know its going to be a porno mag??)
Renee: Shit you!! How could you do that?? Bu..ut its not mine anyway.. It belonged to Karen (her supervisor).. She brought it over last week and maybe accidentally dropped in under my table.. (Do you think I will believe her??? Kekekeke)
Me: Orh.. Ok.. Its not yours.. It’s Karen’s.. Ok.. She has got this hobby?? Urmmm.. I think my sister had some old collection.. I will pass to Karen since she liked it so much. (Trying to test Renee)
Renee: Oh… No!! No no.. Urmm.. Not nice lar.. You pass to her?? Crazy.?! Urmm… (Stuttering liao)
Me: Ok.. Renee… Tell me honestly.. Is it yours?? I mean just between u and me.. I will not disclose to anybody.. (Except now all bros in SBF knows about it..Hehehe..)
Renee: Uh..Actually.. I.. I.. (That’s it!! She gave herself away..)
Me: Its ok Renee..Renee.. Its quite normal actually to have such magazine… but you have to be careful becos this is after all your office… (trying to clam her down)
Renee: But… I thought hide it already and did not expect you to come so fast because I was reading it just a moment ago.. (I think she is quite calm liao since she can tell me all these..)
Me: Urm.. So… ok.. I understand.. Urmm each and everyone have our own needs and sometimes.. I mean we are all adults and its very healthy to have sexual desires and fantasies.. (Wa.. Since when a salesman becomes a psychiatrist??)
Renee: Urm.. hehe.. But I feel bad especially when it was discovered by a man.. More over the person who discovered is not my boy friend.. (Can feel that she quite paiseh liao..)
So all clear now… Dear Renee.. Dressed so conservatively normally and today got 1 button out.. Hmm… Maybe she “rabbaing” herself before I was here..and that MIGHT explains why her Nipples look so hard and long.. Hahaha.. Caught her in the act?? Maybe.. So I decided to try my luck further..
Me: Ur.. Renee.. Honestly and frankly.. I mean now just the 2 of us.. Just tell me how you feel when you see naked man like those in the magazine?? Do you really feel high? (I know the answer even before i ask her.. Its just some warm up questions only.. more will come later..)
Renee:….Oooi!! Dun ask me this kind of question leh.. How to answer you?!! (seems shy and angry.. but I would say shy is the main expression..)
To be continued..
Bros… let me ask u guys a question… In this situation, will you proceed further to probe or just let go of this poor girl??
Hehehe..For me.. She’s a almost like a pc of meat in my mouth liao..
Me: Renee… Come on. I mean its just you and me now,, There’s nobody here and since we’re stuck in this stupid rain, lets have a nice chat.. (Act sincere..kekeke)
Renee: Can we chat on other stuffs instead?? You making me very pai she leh.. can or not?? (A bit teteh liao.)
Me: Hahahah..Aiya.. If got no reaction means something is wrong already.. right??
Renee: ….. (Quiet means agree liao..)
Me: I got reaction when on when I see such things also.. So its nothing wrong.. (Trying to tempt her liao)
Renee: Eeee.. Please lar.. stop it lar… I dun want to hear all this.. (Can tell that she gian gian liao but just want to deny only)
Me: Renee.. Dun you have someone who urmm… urmm.. stop you from feeling lonely..?
Renee:… Dun ask can or not..?? I dun want to talk to you anymore if you keep ask me all these sensitive questions.. (Feeling shy and blush abit liao)
Me: Orh… Ok.. Sorry lor.. But anyway, u look very sweet when you speak like that.. (Lai liao… the beast is out liao..)
Renee: Hey… Stop it ok… (can see that see smile abit liao)
Me: Wa.. u see.. U look even sweeter when u smile like that.. (Keep praising her to make her wet..)
Renee: Aiyaaa.. (teteh) Roland u very flirt leh.. U not scared your GF angry meh?? (I think she abit wet liao.. start to check on my background)..
Me: Ermm… Dun say flirt lar.. Too heavy word on me la.. You can say that I know how to appreacite nice things.. Nice people and I have a good sense for beauty.. Like appreciating you like that ma.. (Woah… Scary man.. Can she her teteh and very happy.. My didi also marikita again liao..)
As I was wearing quite a loose underwear that day.. The shape of my hardened Didi can be seen quite obvious.. So I just pretend to sit in a more relaxed pose so that my shape and size of my didi can be seen by Renee..and to catch her attention.. I open and close my legs.. and HELL!!! It works!! Renee is paying attention to that THING in between my legs.. Renee did not dare look too long so she just catch a short glimpse in every few seconds while we chat.. I can tell she feeling uneasy liao but still want to catch a glimpse of my Didi.. kekeke..
Me: Renee… Seriously.. U so pretty got no one going after you meh?
Renee: What you want?? Keep asking me all these sensitive questions… I am a gal leh.. U expect me to answer you all these question meh??
Me: Orhh.. No lar… I am a very blunt and honest man mah.. Somemore infront of pretty girl like you I forget how to tell lies already.. so I come straight to the point when I have doubt lor..
Renee: of course have lar.. But I dun want to commit into a relationship so fast ma.. I am still young leh.. Only 24 this year whats the hurry right?
Me: Wa.. Yar hor 24 still very young.. actually, you should have more choice or enjoy your single life first..
Renee: Yar lor.. Men changed when they got what they want from a women and I prefer to be wanted.. That makes me more secured..
Me: Woah.. Eh Renee.. U very smart leh play hard to get.. I like girls like you.. Very sexy..
Renee: hehehehe.. of course la.. U think I stupid meh?? Give myself to one man and later got tight up by him.. (WA PIANG EH…. This one sure can one!!! Sure can up one!!! I thought…)
Our topic carried on talking about man and woman… and as the rain gets heavier.. Our topic gets hotter..
Me: So.. can I ask you a question?? Renee..
Renee: No dirty question please…
Me: Oh like that arh…?? Ok lor.. why dun we play a game since its so bored here..
Renee: What game?? No dirty games har!
Me: Oh no lar.. We play Q and A.. and we must swear first to our religion that if we lied about it, we go to hell ok?? Or whoever lied will never strike 4D and remain single for the rest of our lifes.. (Very Poison swear…)
Renee: Eeeee… Like that arh.. Can dun play or not??
Me: Aiya.. Just tag along lor.. Q and A very easy and fun game.. sure get you going one.. Some more to pass time ma.. (If she agree.. she will kena from me liao..)
Renee: hmmm… ok lor.. but cannot go too far one lar.. like asking people when they lose their virginity and such.. ok?
Me: OK..ON!!
Come on Bros… This game had been played by many bros here with their FBs and it always works.. The question I ask later is so effective on her that Renee walk staright into my trap…Wahahaha…
To be continued..
Dear Bros… Was proud and happy to see the reader numbers climbing up like SASDAQ bull run for the past few days.. Appreciate it and I hope Bros reading it finds it good.. Will keep posting about Renee, me and the JTC toilet.. Just hang around..
Wishing all happy bonking and dun be so stress lar.. Life goes on..
Cheers!!
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Originally Posted by
old_yet_horny
My thoughts all running wild liao and i could imagine having her in this office right now.
As a matter of fact, you are not alone. All bros here already had their imagination run wild liao.
So we started with the Q n A game.. The purpose of playing this game is to be as honest as possible and let the other party knows what kind of person you are and the more honest the answer, the more fun the game will be..
Me: Ok.. Renee.. Q1. What kind of guy do you like to be associated in terms of having a relationship with?
Renee: Ok.. That’s a easy one.. I would like to be a girlfriend of a man who gives me freedom, trust and respect.. This guy must be witty, humorous and of course a gentlemen. Looks not my first criteria but he must be able to carry himself with confidence..
Me: Good answer.. Ok ur turn..
I forgotten some of the question we asked but it was all nonsense and getting bored because we ask about our past relationship and nothing quite associated with sexual issues.. But suddenly Renee pops a question…
Renee: What kind of woman turns you on even without stripping her clothes?
Me: Wa.. This is abit off the board leh.. Can change question or not??
Renee: Hey!! Not fair!! This is my 1st Question and you skip already har?!! Faster answer.. if not I dun play already! (Come on la.. I have this answer all along in my head and the answer is simple as ABC..)
Me: Ok.. Ok.. I am a gentlemen.. women who knows what they are doing and who believe in themselves.. Women who are daring to try new things and challenge the unconventionals.
Renee: HEY!! I mean in terms of looks la..
Me: Wa!! Like that also can?!! I answered your question already..
Renee: Ok.. My fault.. Let me re-phrase that question.. What kind of looks/body that a women have to turn you on.. hehehehe.. (Not a tough question with me..)
Me: Renee.. U naughty girl huh… This is abit too much hor.. But anyway, I want to keep the game going so… Lets say a women with long hair, smooth and fair complexion, proportional body is good enough for me… I am actually a very simple man..
Renee: Eeee.. U so chin chai (can’t be bothered) one..
Me: Aiya… my turn already hor…
Renee: Shoot!
Me: When is the best time and place for you to have sex..MUST BE HONEST HOR!!!
Renee: Eeeek.. Not this kind of question lar..
Me: Hey come on lar..
Renee: Ok ok.. Let me think first hor….. (she pondered for a couple of seconds)
Renee: Ok.. I have no preference on time and place but mood is very important.. I must be in the right mood and the guy must be able to arouse me.. (WAAAA!!!!)
Me: Hmmm… Very good answer.. Ok ur turn..
Renee: Hmmm… Let me post you a very tough question.. (thinking)
Renee: Ok!! This one u sure stuck!! How many times you can make love in a night and what is your recent maximum for the past 2 years? (I can see she is keen on this question liao..)
Me: Ooops.. U really want to know? I am afraid you will be surprised..
Renee: Come on!! Faster answer me la..! (Teteh and impatient liao)
Me: Fastest recovery is 2 hr 2 times and maximum per night is 4 times.. If include daytime will be 6 top!
Renee: OH MY GOD!! U sure or not?!!
Me: Yeap and for what asking me sure or not… I have to forfeit you cos the rules and regulation is one question at a time and not 2.. U just asked me 2 questions. Hahaha!!
Renee: NO..!! Not counted lar!! Not fair!! (begin to slap me on my shoulder and arms liao)
So you see… I am alert and catch her unaware.. She was totally off guard and taken aback by my maximum performance.. I think in her mind she must be thinking this guy dun know whether true or not.. So strong meh?!! But its true… I had a marathon before with a Malay club girl who used to work in Club De Cognac.. and this is my record with her.. This minah club girl ROCKS!!!
Me: Ok..ok.. I ask only 1 question and this is a very hard one!! You ready??
Renee: Har!! Aiya.. Dun like that lar.. Dun bully me can or not?!! (Holding on to my arms and shaking it like liao.. I can feel the sensation and blood rush down to my Didi like a fighter jet in super sonic mode!)
Me: Ur… Aiyo.. Very easy one lar.. It’s a yes or no question only..
Renee: Hmmm.. (teteh voice).. Ok but aiya.. U always make me very pai sei one..! Hmm! Next time I dun play this game with u already.. (Trying to pull a fast one by seductively saying that.)
Me: Ok.. Renee.. Get ready… DO YOU MIND ME IMAGINNING YOU WHILE I MASTURBATE MYSELF?
Renee: HUH?!!! Eeee.. Dun want.. I dun want to answer that question.. (Her hands still holding on to my right arm.. and my DiDi is now rock hard liao and can feel the heat on my small head liao..)
Me: Come on.. It’s a very simple question and just yes or no only ma.. Come lar.. answer la..( Me also act teteh liao and my hands are on her hands liao..)
Renee: …. Er…Er… Actually…. I erm.. erm.. actually I dun mind (speaking very fast and hoping that I did not hear her but too bad.. I dig my ears very often)
There was a long break of silence… Renee was looking down and I can feel her pulse on her hands.. They were pumping at a very abnormal rate.. Like those runners who just finished a 100m dash! I think this is it liao!! I think I cannot afford to wait liao and Renee is almost there liao.. I once heard from my senior friends (in there mid 40s) that if gals blush and there heart beat fastens under 1 to 1 circumstances.. It is actually a sign of readiness (biologically) for men to make there moves.. Some gals may even be moist down under because the subconscious mind is getting them ready for fornication..
Me: Renee….. Dun mind if I say my heart out.. Actually.. I find you very attractive. You have a kind of factor in you that makes my hormones go wild.. I do fantasize about you.. a lot.. I can masturbate and cum as much as 2 times in a row when I imagine myself being intimate with you.. (in a very soft but manly way…a very sincere and seductive way)
To be continued…
Sorry bros.. Just now write until I cannot tahan.. Go DIY HJ and finished a ciggie while watching Jap Porno thinking of me and Renee.. Buay tahan. Eh… Supporters not bad leh.. Readers hitting 7K plus liao!! Please come.. All are welcome!