Hey Harpers, I got bad news for you. This years financials not looking good , leadership team has suggested we do some cost cutting.
You either have to go back to SG or find work elsewhere.
“ SG ?! my home is rented out till August 2018 ! “ I retorted
Well thats something you need to sort out mate. Having you back in SG would lower your current costs as an expat and would save us about 30% of your current which I can justify.
That means no more rental allowance, transport, helper, food, electricity etc …. !!! which is quite big sum worst of all my FBs here ( China ) all gone !! I had 4
Lan lan. Sort out my things and made arrangement to go back to SG within 2 months.
Shall I stay with the old folks or shall I rent an apartment alone was the first thought that came to mind. Shit I better arrange for my car to be sold here first .. picked up the phone and made some calls . Next up , staying with the old folks or rent an apartment ? …….. Wait lets do the important things first !!!
Started to download all the dating Apps . OKCupid , Tinder etc …. After setting up my profile etc . I decided on Okcupid and Tinder as my fishing grounds ! ….
Within a couple of days I got some pings on my email, there are women interested in me and some chats as well. I made sure to keep my profile simple and clean ( afraid SG colleagues might see me there )
The chats were the usual “ hi” and those I usually ignore .. I’d go for the longer intro types showing that they are more keen for chat e.g “ hi, hows your day Harpers ? I see you are new here “ kinda thing.
Wow business not bad and I havent even started browsing yet !
Kerry is in her late 30s , single, not working , 1.66m and about 67kgs. Lives with her parents in a Semi D in YCK area. Looks average 6 or at best 6.5 out of 10. B to C cuppers. Shes got a younger brother sign on in the commandos.
1.43am local SG time
Kerry – Whats keeping you up so late at night ? Fishing huh ? smiles
Me – Nah I m preparing for my move back to SG, got lots to pack
Kerry – Huh ? you not in SG ? Where abouts are you ?
Me – I am in China
Kerry – Oh …. Which part ?
Me – North
Kerry – Ah …. Very cold there
Browsing through her profile etc etc and shes kept it simple as well .. probably not a FB material .. so I didn’t give too much attention and continued packing only coming back to her when I got time ..
2.23am local SG time
Me – Yah , whats keeping you up ?
Kerry – watching Game of thrones , season 5 already … 2 more to catch up
Me – wow ! nice show BTW … not working tomm ?
Kerry – nope , jobless for 2 years already , becoming a couch potato
Me – that’s the life we all want ! unfortunately not everyone as lucky as you
Kerry – well , I prefer if I am working la. Sometimes I help out at my dads office and he gives me some allowance.
Me – ahh why don’t go out and find a job ?
Kerry – I havent been working in the outside world for more then 10 years already. I usually work with my dad.
Me – Oh Boss daughter la
Kerry – No la don’t say that
I flipped over to Kerry’s page at Okcupid again while she responded. Look through some of the questions she answered especially around sex !! but nothing .. sian half. Fark it la , this bitch is really looking for someone to talk to nia and I don’t have time entertain her. My replies took longer then usual and our conversation became intermittent. I checked my other messages and passed on a few that I think was too good to be true.
Elaine caught my eye. Long and sincere message .
( this is word for word of the message – name changed for obvious reasons )
Elaine – Hi , I am Elaine, currenly working as Project Manager with a contruction sompany. 34 this year . Have a 11 year old son . Single mum . If you don’t mind we can be friends.
Tapped on her profile – again no details around her sexual preferences . sigh
Looks – 6 / 10
Ht – 1.65
Wt – 60s or more maybe – she looks like a papaya to be honest
Boobs – A+ or B
Crap I keep getting dealt the lower end of the stick ! Well nevermind la at least she seems sincere.
Now a little about my FB preferences
Looks – as long as I don’t get turned off and shes got no visible sores on her face
Body – I don’t mind plumpers as long as not Jabba the hut
Appetite for sex – Very high and willing to please
D&D free
Lets face it la, as much as I envy bros who got FBs who are hot with great bods and looks and bloody good in bed , I am not that fantastic myself. While I m not a hunk in any way . I have had many hot women as Gfs and not FBs .. I m probably a catch for the below average and a pass for the hot babes if you know what I mean.
Sorry for digressing , back to Elaine’s DM
Elaine – Hi , I am Elaine, currenly working as Project Manager with a contruction sompany. 34 this year . Have a 11 year old son . Single mum . If you don’t mind we can be friends.
4.05am SG
Me – Hey sorry for the late response. Been to busy with work etc. Sure lets chat for abit – gave her my intro, what I do etc and left it at that. Flipping back to Kerry
Me – Hey Kerry , I going to sleep , nice talking to you. Enjoy your show goodnight
Kerry – ok night
The few days were pretty busy for me at work and I still have my China FBs to take care of ( my chinese FBs were much better quality , all of them a 8.5/10 at least !! boosting my own ego here )
I had a couple of days to relax and settle my own stuffs, boss had reassign some of my work to other colleagues so I could focus on my relocation. Checked Tinder , nothing interesting , checked Okcupid … waaah more messages but I decided to focus on Kerry and Elaine ..
Got several messages from Kerry and Elaine and I notice a pattern here . Kerry’s messages would arrive in the evening around 6 pm and Elaines would start ard 8am.
Kerry – Hihi , good morning haha ( its 7pm )
Kerry – must be asleep ? ( 11pm )
Kerry – Not hunting ? ( next day 10pm)
Kerry – I finished GOT season 5 already , so exciting ( following day 9pm)
Kerry – You must be busy ah .. msg me when free ok ?
Elaine – Good morning Harpers (8am)
Elaine – Good night ( 10pm )
Elaine – you busy ?
I replied to Elaine
Me – Hey , so sorry been busy with moving and work didn’t check OKC ( wanted to give her impression that I was not a wolf )
Elaine – Orrh … its ok. I thought u didn’t want to talk to a single mum. 1+1 haha
Me – Nah . So hows work ?
Elaine – the usual la , running around meeting customers with my colleague all day. It’s a very tiring job lor. Suntan until black black sigh.
Elaine – BTW where your office ? maybe if I am nearby we can meet for lunch
Me – I am at XXXXX ( gave her some china address )
Elaine – huh ?
Me – my office address
Elaine – wheres that ?
Me – In Northeast China
Elaine – OMG ! you not in SG ah ?
Me – not now , preparing to relocate back . that’s why busy.
I’ll not bore you guys with the trivial convo with both of them. Basically it revolved around me finding a place to rent in SG and other matters.
Fast forward > 1 week to my relocation.
I have secured a place in Cairnhill , 15 - 20 mins walk to my office ( so i don’t need a car and cant afford one anyway) Agent was nice enough to send me a walkthrough video of the apartment. Nicely decorated fully furnished ( previous tenant left it there ) 2 bedder , King sized bed in master. Around 900 Sqft. Rent was reasonable. I can finally stay in Orchard Road I thought to myself !!! even if it’s a rental
During our convos I did update them about where I am moving to and they both seem excited. Especially Elaine.
Heres what I found out about Elaine during our conversations , through voice and messages.
Used to be an Ah Lian, now reformed. Now trying hard to be Ang Mo Pai , speaks english with a strong hokkien / mandarin accent . Uses direct translation from Hokkien to English ( imagine google translate but hokkien version) Lives in the very very north of Singapore. Lives with parents who takes care of her kid while shes at work. Habitual smoker , light drinker , loves branded but pretend don’t like. Those “ gian gian tey sian sian “ type . Sent several photos of herself all draped in branded items. Noticed a Panerai on her wrist ( I’ll go into more details about that watch later ) has some kinda tattoo on her arms and its not those tribal type . more like those gang affiliated ones. Loves the gym and swimming but I believe this is a made up excuse to come over my place.
Elaine – wah I can come use your pool and gym liao ! Free right ?
Me – Sure … yes I believe its free la . covered in monthly maintenance mah
Elaine – hahaha next time weekend I go shopping already come to your place and relax , then go swim and gym. Wow very healthy .
Me – Wah you really know how to live life ah . very enjoy
Elaine – off course la. I work so hard so need to destress and enjoy mah.
Elaine – You also not bad . Know how to live life too.
Me – that’s not my idea of live life leh, shopping then swim then gym .. will be too tired haha
Elaine – whats your idea then ?
Me – preferably relax at home , stream some movies , dinner then try to break the bed lor
Elaine - ?? break bed ?
Me – yup
Elaine – why ?
I was leading her on to this question and sexual convo – hehe door open and she walked right in LOL
Me – The bed need to be “ broken “ mah . jump jump jump will eventually break
It took sometime for her to get it
Elaine – you ah !! very notty hor
i left the conversation as that. I didn’t wanna pursue .. sometimes women also enjoy the chase and they will savour the fruit of their labor lol . drip daily doses of notty chats makes it more exciting for her too
Chats with Kerry was maintained but minimized . I spend 70% on Elaine and 30% on Kerry. Just in case Elaine don’t work out I still got Kerry .
My conversations with Kerry was around the movie GOT and other movies which I have watched. Recommended Blacklist which she kinda enjoyed as well. Topics for the past weeks have been around that ……. Until ……. One morning we were talking about why she isnt married etc and I found out she had a Hong Kong bf a year ago. She used to live with him in HK and then in the states. She seemed to be looking to settle down, get married etc so the topic went on to what to do when get married when to have kids etc
Me - After getting married is best to enjoy couple life for 1-3 years la , then have kids
Kerry – we already living together for quite some time already so the couple life we all done before. Once married need to give birth, I not young anymore
Me – well single and living together and married living together got difference ma. Married already if got +1 not worried
Kerry – I was on the pill
Me – Yah but after married you don’t need to and you can have stress free enjoyment and non stop too haha
Kerry – 1 day 4 times enough ? your 1 month quota lor
Me – how you know my 1 month quota is 4 times lol
Kerry – well that’s the norm for most guys mah. When I used to live with my ex in HK , its average 1 day 2 times at least.
Me – wow not sore or tired ah ? my ex gf would complain tired , sore etc etc
Kerry – No ah. Probably she not wet enough. You didn’t do your job la haha
Me – trust me , I did … the licking , sucking etc .. the whole nine yards la …very tiring
Kerry – guys all like that, don’t want to do the job and expect the women to just service them. My ex also like that. But I don’t mind, actually I like hehe . Makes him feel more manly.
Kerry – Sometimes before he go work iwill suck him off when he reading his email and drinking coffee.
Me – Waaaaaah … hes a dumb fool for letting you go !
Kerry – I left him.
Kerry – Actually I am the one with the high drive, I don’t know. For me , when I in love I kinda horny one haha. I am like a snake, mornings I will wriggle like snake when he hug me then he will auto roam ….
Me – you mean spooning position ah
Kerry – Yes , usually we sleep naked cause sometimes he middle of the night after his gaming he will have need, then can easier lor and mornings is for me la .
Kerry – Usually after he auto roam I cannot take it and I will like a snake go down under blanket and move there lor then suck till he shoot.
Me – Waaah that’s the llife all men want. You swallow ?
Kerry – Yes off course , cannot waste all my hard work mah
By this time I am already hard like rock, i continued playing the nonchalant about sex game. Digressing to other topics and act equally interested when she digresses and subtly expanding on the sexual conversations when she goes there. Wah this one is keeper I thought to myself.
Me – hey u making my pants tight la, change topic ! ( reverse psychology )
Kerry – Aiyoh like that pants tight ah . If I tell u more you become pants wet wet ?
It worked !
Me – no la not so fast
Kerry – I thought u can shoot when talk about this.
Me – not really , still need physical assistance
Kerry – yah physical assistance still the best. Ok la don’t talk about this, otherwise you cannot sleep. Anyway its late ( around 3 am ish )
Me – Yah I need my sleep. Talk tomm la . Goodnight
I left it there . I know she’ll bring it up again . Slowly her true self coming out. Shes really horny but … she needs to be in love for that to happen .. we’ll see
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Originally Posted by
Bangster
very nicely written so far!
I’ve got lots to learn from a Master here!
Keep up the efforts and juicy story Bro!
wah…single mom also tackle ah….sibeh liam eh leh
Single mom ok la .. as long as not married women . those more complicated
Set clear guidelines first lor
April 2017 – 630pm Thursday – Touchdown Singapore Changi Airport T3
I had 2 huge luggages . Rest of my items are on the ship. I booked a grab limo from the Ctrip website using alipay . Thought I’d arrive in style
My parents and sister were already at the apartment waiting for me.
Internet connection – Check
SP turned on – Check
My local SIM card collected – Check
Apartment cleaned – Check
Bedsheets etc – Checked
Walked to the pick up location I was told and the grab driver was there. Waah not bad Toyoto Vellfire .. this car is damn bloody comfy.
“ Cairnhill Road Sir ? “ – “ Yep “
Sister waited for me at the lobby when I arrived.
“ wah u keep getting fatter !!!! See your belly! Aiyoooh “
We made our way up .. wow lift open directly to my apartment ! Parents were sitting on the sofa and we did the usual formalities .. took the grand tour which lasted all of 2 or maybe lesser mins … Very small apartment but at least no blocking and it was pretty windy.
This shall be my bonk pad for the next year . Went out for the usual dinner etc before finally resting on the bed . These pillows are too soft and no support !!! Need to search for better ones .. probably a good excuse to ask Elaine or Kerry out as well
Started messaging friends and off course Elaine and Kerry to inform them I have arrived back in SG !
11.23pm
Me > Elaine and Kerry – Hey I m back !!
Elaine – Welcome back ! so hot hor SG ? U just arrived ah ?
Kerry – Welcome back ! Got help me bring back my things ? ( Kerry requested some items from HK )
Me > Kerry – Yes off course .. pass to you when we meet up for coffee or something la
Kerry – ok np , u go rest la. Must be tired. I chasing blacklist haha
Me > Elaine – Yes very hot !
Elaine – turn on aircon la
Me – Off course but its actually quite windy with windows opened but abit noisy la the roadnoise.
Elaine – whats the name of the condo ?
Me- The XXXX
Elaine – okok I go google and see where
Elaine – Wah its so near to paragon !
Me – yep
Elaine – Good I am coming over this weekend haha !!
Guys … thanks for reading my long posts .. but pls. Dont DM me with your demands for their numbers lah …
" Bro , give me their contacts ? "
" Can have i have their contacts ? "
" YCK one name is Sarah is it ? If not pass me her comtact "
In time to come IF i want to release i would but in the meantime , lets keep their identities protected la .. hope you guys understand … men come out play also need to abide by the rules mah …
Happy new year folks !!! Apologies for the late update .. been away for the holidays.
Lets continue
“Elaine – whats the name of the condo ?
Me- The XXXX
Elaine – okok I go google and see where
Elaine – Wah its so near to paragon !
Me – yep
Elaine – Good I am coming over this weekend haha !! “
With the weekend around the corner, I unpacked and prepared for Elaine’s visit. Saturday morning and I got the usual whatsapp messages from Kerry , I replied and left it as that. Didn’t wanna prolong the conversation. Not too good at multitasking. I am focusing on Elaine
I saw Elaine’s message at around 7.15am telling me shes going to bring her kid out in the morning then to a customers place to show them some samples of wooden trim for the feature wall. She should be free by 4pm. We arranged to meet at Paragon’s basement at 5.30pm. I needed some household items and probably some drinks.
Saturday 5.18pm
Elaine – At basement liao.
Me – Ok see you there in 2 mins. ( White T , Orange berms and Slipper )
Elaine – ok I outside Fish & Co
As I walked down the stairs I saw what I guessed was Elaine. She’s wearing a black 2XU long tight gym pants , white t shirt , blue trainers and a white cap with a pony tail . Damn she is quite big ( not her boobs ) sized. I dialed the number and the lady in the cap picked up
Elaine – I think I see you . ( she waved )
I hung up and waved back. Yep that’s her alright I thought. The gym attire does look good but shes more like the “ on the way to slim “ version you see in ads. I walked towards her …
Me – sorry to keep you waiting . Did you wait long ?
Elaine – no la just arrived, sorry ah bring so many things like want to stay your place for long time like that hahaha
Me – no la that’s fine, I need to get some groceries and drinks . Shall we go and get those first ?
Elaine nodded and we made our way to the supermarket to get my stuff. Along the way we talked about my move back to Sg and her work and family. Elaine is a poly drop out, started work as sales girl in isetan and various stores when she met her husband, a supervisor in the shopping mall. She was 22 when she met him and soon she got pregnant. They were forced into a marriage as they did not have the finances for an abortion. Marriage lasted all of 1.5 years before they called it quit and she took custody of their child. I asked why did the marriage end so fast . She told me he left her for another when she found out she had STDs from him and confronted him. I didn’t wanna expand on that so I changed the topic.
It was around 630pm when we finished my grocery shopping and we made our way back to my place.
Elaine – wah so convenient hor, after shopping just walk home. Staying in orchard really shiok leh
Me – Is it ? your place no NTUC meh ?
Elaine – Got ah why
Me – then it’s the same mah, u shop finish also walk home right ? not convenient meh ? haha
She left her bag on the dining and went to the washroom while I unpacked all the groceries into the fridge.
She came out shortly “ you hungry or not ? , want me to cook something for you ? “ I suggested we go to fish and co to eat since I don’t know how to use the kitchen hob etc yet
Elaine – I leave my bag here ok ah
Me – off course la , u got gold inside ?
Elaine – no la
Me – then lets go lor
Got ourselves a table and ordered. During dinner she opened up more about herself and slowly the topic drifted to sex … waaah finally … I always don’t bring this topic up but will subtly inject abit by abit then usually when the lady dives more into it then I just play along
Being in the gang she used to have many guy friends and one of them became her boyfriend. They were around 18 – 19 at that time and he lived in Tanah Merah area. Because of his different race , her parents strongly objected to it. She only brought him back once. Most of their time were spent in shopping malls, cinemas and void decks around bedok.
She stays over once in a while as he shares the room with his younger sister in a 3 room flat. Getting intimate was pretty hard.
We finished up and made our way back.
Elaine – U think now the Gym and pool still open ?
Me – Should be, u can try . its about 9.20pm they may be closed
Elaine – Aiyoh then I wasted my trip here leh
Me – Well at least we get to talk mah and I can get to finally see you . Sigh you mean your main purpose is to come use my gym and pool nia … pretend look sad and disapointed
Elaine – No la, off course to see you also la but thought can exercise abit. I didn’t do any exercise today.
Me – Ok we walk faster lor. See if still open.
We hasten our footsteps and in a couple of mins reached the apartment
Me – They close as 10pm u better go change quick
Elaine – No need la I just go like that lor …. But I m quite full also. Maybe just go up and rest abit lor.
Me – ok
We decided to go up and chill over drinks and chips instead. Elaine went to the balcony to look at neighbors while I poured us some drinks.
Me – What drinks u want ?
Elaine – Anything
Me – Sprite can ?
Elaine – Can … thought u say you got the very nice whiskey ?
Me – Ohh ok sure
Lucky I grabbed a bottle of Aultmore from dutyfree. Took a pack of ruffles and our drinks and went to the sofa.
Elaine – Wah from here can see your neighbours place one leh haha
Me – don’t peep la , wait people complain u ah
Elaine – Aiyah cant see anything one la. Mostly their kitchen and must stick head out.
She plonked herself on the sofa and we toast to good health and continued our chat. An hour and about 3 packs of neat whiskey later she opened up about her sex life with her ex husband. He hated blowjobs and hated missionary. Elaine would always have to ride him till he cum and before the did she need to let him CIM. After the child was born, he totally had no urge and she on the other hand had very high urges, she used to masterbate herself to sleep at night right next to her ex husband after he came.
Me – Wah he don’t care ?
Elaine – He snore already
Me – what about your kid ?
Elaine – My mum take care, so he sleeps with them
About half a year after her kid was born, they seperated. She was left to bring the kid up alone. Off course during that time she had several “ boyfriends “ but nothing concrete.
Elaine – A woman also got needs mah
Me – yes agree
Elaine – Maybe because now older or reach 30s liao, I find sex even more satisfying when I can control. Last time I just do what by boyfriends want.
Me – Hahaha u into SM type ah
Elaine – no la … now I know what I like and I will ask from them lor
Me – waaah .. what is it you like leh ?
Elaine – If I say then wait u must do want leh .. how ?
Me – u kidding right ? I just asking mah doesn’t mean I will obey
Elaine – hahahahaa I know la … I actually very pian tai one. I like it when make love, my boyfriend lick my armpit abit then move his tongue to my mouth then we french kiss then I will lick his armpits too .. but hor his armpit must have a lot of hair one … she burst out laughing and covered her now flushed face
This really caught me by surprise and I burst out laughing too.
Me – That really is pian tai leh !!!
We both laughed and toasted again. We were pretty near each other by now , her thighs were already overlapping mine as we continued
Elaine – What about you. You got any pian tai request or not ?
Me – Hmm I not very pian tai type leh … just the usual la
Elaine – Usual like shoot in my mouth and want me to play around with your sperm in my mouth before I swallow ah ?
Those words really got my attention and before I knew it, Elaine leaned over and planted her lips on mine. Imeeidately our mouth opened and our tongues intertwined, her hands at my inner thighs and moved up to my now very erected brother while I pulled down the right strap of her gym singlet. She wasn’t wearing any bra and her breasts were exposed, I cupped them hard while she was sroking my cock with all her might. Our beathing intensified and she pulled away from our liplock and in one move pulled down the front my very loose berms and spit on my cock before she gulped it down. I just rested me head on the sofa while she went on, enjoying the slurps from every mouth she took. She’d spit on it every few strokes and look up at me then spit and go down sucking and slurping again. I slid my left hand down the back of her pants trying to make me way into her pussy but she was too big so cannot reach … I just played around the butt crack …
As abrupt as it started , she pulled back from my cock with a pop and smiled. Adjusted herself and asked “ you like that ? “