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Had been around here for quite a while. Joined today hopefully can share my life stories I had all these while. 95% true. Only name/ identity/ job differs. Hahaha.
Had known my wife since she was 17.
She has 2 sisters. She’s the middle 1.
During our courting years, the younger 1 (Y) had been giving me a lot of problem. She would deliberately plug out the telephone line to stop us from talking. Freaking bitch. Well, she was well known for her heinous temper till which my in laws cannot take it too.
They always hopes that she can quickly find someone & move out.
Fast forward.
We got married a couple of years later. By now, Y is much cooler. She would smile at me, says hi whenever we meet. But that’s it. Strange thing is that she’s those GND, not super pretty, but definitely not ugly. But then, never hear anything about her having a bf.
Things got even much better when we had our 1st road trip together. Yes, Me, Wifey & Y.
No. No 3P. Hahaha.
Pls let me know will this entice any Bros & shd I continue. Thank you in advance
The driving to KL is pretty dull. Only till halfway thru, am really tired cos OT previous night, Wifey agreed to take over & let me rest.
Now with both girls in front, I’m good enough to lie flat on the back for a short nap.
Doze off almost instantly… till I was waked up by some giggling…
Priied open eye slightly, saw the 2 talking….
Y: I seriously dunno how u can sleep every night with that kind of snoring..
W: like that lor… I think I sometimes snore also. But he always so nothing…. asked him before & he say I never lor…
Y: who say u never? Among 3 of us u the loudest…
Both look at each other & started laughing hysterically.
Well, in my lying position, head behind driver seat, I can see the contour of Y’s entire side view.both in white spaghetti hugging shirt & shorts. Seriously, I’m a suckered for that kind of shirt. 32b, zero tummy fats…
With this wonderful view, I felt a stir below & in a matter of just mins, I start to have a MILAN, action station.
I was like stroking it slightly to the beautiful view non stop, was not too long when precum starts seeping out.
About 20mins later,
Y: Ooi, u want some sweets or not?
W; ok
Y starts to unbuilt her seat belt, stunned, I stealthly put my had by the side. But wait, my Milan is still in “take post”
Can’t think or do anything, just keep my eyes half wide shut, see how bah…
Y turns and & start searching for her bag.I actually placed it as a pillow. But the sweets were in the side pocket so there’s no need to wake me up.
She bent over to pick up the mentor & dammed… the 2 small peaches were just 2inches from my face. My Milan is armed now. Just waiting for FCO only. She was looking and for the drinks I had bought earlier when she saw my glorious state.
She just stared… stared only… with a wicked smirk smile.
Y: W, where’s the drinks HM bought just now?
W: dunno. Shd be on the floor board ba…
Y: orh
Knn. Water only next to my knee, behind her seat.
She half climb over to reach out for the plastic bags when Wifey suddenly jammed on brakes due to tour bus cutting out to the right Lane… mind u Bros, my wife standard is min 150 on NSHW. Y was thrown forward towards dashboard, I almost thrown out of seat, wife steps on gas again. now both of us were thrown backwards with Y’so left hand on my stomach, right hand pressing on my…..
Y didn’t say anything… but whispered something I barely made out (混蛋，rascal) but then, hand still there. Knn… who more 混蛋?
W: u guys ok?
Y: Yar
HM: nnbcb. (That’s my character. If I dun scold… something is wrong)
Y: WAH… scold vulgar words lor…
HM: nabei… this kind of ppl want die go find others lah…. I haven’t become father ok…!
Y: W, I nv know he so money lor… think of family first… thought he had not playeed enough yet…
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Y: W, I nv know he so man lor… think of family first… thought he had not playeed enough yet…
Kaoz… when she said “so man lor”, gave a nibble on my Milan jnr, causing it to take post agn.
Turned around & look at me, another smirked smile…
The entire ordeal lasted no more then 30secs. But was thriller then me 1st time jumping out of a c130 back in the army days.
Let go of me & climb back to the vehicle comdr seat. From there on, she did not hv the slightest eye contact with me. Y tarted to talk to Wifey like perfect normal.
But then, I realise something, she is sitting upstraight, with the safety belt between her 2 peaches, making it seems so enticing to me. Sit up straight away behind Wifey, pull down my bermuda slightly & start to pacify my Milan jnr. It was all done discretely, only possibility for Wifey to realise is probably the familiar gun powder smell from Milan Jnr.
Wifey had just started eating her mentos when I realise Y doing the sniffing of air action.
She turned her head abruptly to face me, only to catch me doing a dry run prior to live firing.
W: Ooi, what happened? What u saw?
Hiam Hiam misfire.
Y: No lar… saw the interesting stone design on the other side of road.
W: all almost the same mah… grey stones…
On saying that, Y was slightly shaking her head, looking straight ahead, with the mouth action………
Saying “no, keep’ without noise tho.
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On saying that, Y was slightly shaking her head, looking straight ahead, with the mouth action………
Saying “no, keep’ without noise tho.
Took the hint. Stop whatever I’m doing. Not without tugging a couple more times hoping Y will see. But… no. She kept her head straight all these while & carried on conversation with Wifey.
Sorted up myself & brace forward in between the front seats, told Wifey,
HM: Come, let me drive. U had been driving for the last 2hrs le. Gonna reach the suburbs of KL soon. Later a lot of cars.
W: ok. 謝了。(ok. Thanks)
HM: 很客氣。(very welcome)
Well, that’s how we talk. Many ppl thought nothing of it, but it’s like kind of light flirting between us. Even till to date, we talk this way. Ha3…
Stop at a rest point, took the opportunity to have a pee & cig break. The both of them took like eternity to come out. Almost finishing my 2nd cig before see both of them out of the restroom.
Took over the driver seat, 幹。。。 both of them took the rear seat. I was like
HM: Ooi, I driver ah…
W: Ai yah… u rest for so long le, now just drive lah… sit so long in front, eyes also stressed lor…
Didn’t say anything, just drive. 40mins later, checked in Mandarin Hotel in Chinatown. Wanted to get Wifey book for Ritz Carlton but she says so far. Not convenient. Must drive to Chinatown. Actually just wanted to pay for 1 room, not that cannot afford, but..
Just 1 room. Reason given to Wifey is RC room so big, can all stay together mah… if anything I also can take care.
Who knows, I’m actually THAT ANYTHING.
sianz half. Drop them off the the lobby, went to park my car.
Came up, both my princesses arguing with hotel receptionist (R).
W: we called yesterday to confirm booking of 2 rooms, you guys say no problem. Now tell me left 1 last room.
R: (with the best of his English capability) Mdm, sekali many people today. We also don’t know.
W was ranching non stop, not her usual self. I stepped in.
HM: told u go RC right?
W: enough lah… told u very far right? Drive also need 15mins if no jam. Here walk less then 5mins reach. See the difference?
Bros, dun argue with woman. Especially angry woman.
Anyway, I’m a little surprised that Y had been relatively quiet all these while.
In my heart was like 天助我也…
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Bros, dun argue with woman. Especially angry woman.
Anyway, I’m a little surprised that Y had been relatively quiet all these while.
In my heart was like 天助我也…
HM: hey, let’s go RC lah… room here so small, squeeze 3 person…
Y: 算了吧，包包都在这儿了。很嘛煩。(forget it. Luggage all here. Very troublesome.)
I knew she spoke in Mandarin cos dun want receptionist to know what she talking.
OK… pacify Wifey a bit, agreed to the arrangement, got our keys, went up to the room.
OK…
room deco, normal
Surprisingly, it’s their so called suite. More walk space, a small writing table, was it full or 3/4 window? I can’t remember. Scan some more….👀….. 幹。。。 a 2 seater couch.
“No kang tow liao” I told myself. Anyway, was not prepared or rather intended for any form of rendezvous. Take it was a pinch of salt.
Lied on the couch, princesses took turn to wash up.
W: HM, your turn.
I’m that kind of once lie down, it’s like dun disturb me even if sky drop down.
HM: wait a while lah… tired after all these driving & arguments.
Wifey sulking with her trademark puffy lips,
W: dun rubbish ok? I drove 3/4 of the journey, argue 80% of the time and u just drove a little, talk less then 5mins, agree with 1 room, took keys , come up & lie down, a lot meh? Tired meh?
Once again, dun argue with woman.
HM: ok. U want me to shower with Y ah? She still inside right?
W: Yar hor….
HM: 鴨子的朋友叫雞，hee hor的叫donkey…
W: 靠北啦。。。
Heard some giggling from the washroom.
*creak* door opened…nnb… in my heart was like……….. WOW…….!!!!!
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Night time whoever go toilet sure scared the shit out of the other 2.
No no no. Wow was not what some of u Bros thought… HAHAHA…
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BTW, can some Bros tell me how to return points here? Am really behind here. Thks for the kind lead.
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*creak* door opened…nnb… in my heart was like……….. WOW…….!!!!!
Night time whoever go toilet sure scared the shit out of the other 2.
No no no. Wow was not what some of u Bros thought… HAHAHA…
Y came out with her singlet & shorts, Erm… how to say, just a normal GND, which is a huge turn on for me. I always like girls in singlet or spaghetti straps. Something hugging, white is the best. Yes. Am a huge suckered for that.
Basically, my 2 princess wears similar stuffs at night. Was thinking… 幹。。。tonight 吃自己liao.
Wait a minute… Y is now waiting for her turn to blow dry her hair… Wifey bathed first. But Y came out with her clothes on, towel…. where’s her spaghetti? Absolutely nothing else on her hands. In the bathroom???
W: HM, 沖涼了。等過年啊。。。
HM: orh…
Y: Han zi ah orh…
HM: better dun learn all these. These are my lines ok…
Y stick out her tongue oh so slightly, only I can see. Wifey definitely at blind spot.
Came beside me, whispered… dun stay too long in toilet. Then caught me by surprise,
Y: W, TOMORROW MORNING WHAT TIME GOING OUT??
W: see how lor… depends on what time HM wakes up.
Y: so dependant meh… if he refuses, we just go for breakfast then go walk first lah…
W: ok lor…
HM: lor mee or lor bee hoon?
W & Y: 靠妖啦。。。
Now I’m surprised for Y to say this. I know Wifey will have such response. She knows very well I’m another huge sucker for Taiwan lifestyle/ language. But for Y??? All 3 look at each other at amazement. The next thing u knows, hell break loose all 3 laughing as if there is no other holidayers are around us. Lasted for around 8 minutes of laughter, the phone starts ringing.
R: hello, reception.
HM: hi, how can I help.
R: Sir, can u please lower your Laughter? Customer call complain.
HM: hello bang, now only 1030 lei… OK lah ok lah… I softer. Take naked kasih lu problem.
R: Terima Kasih Tuan.
With that, I turn around
HM: ok. Neighbour kpkb liao. Let’s lower volume.
The next sighting makes me almost hv instant hardon. Both princesses stick out their tongue at me, almost same amount of tongue, same angle & same old so cute…..
HM: dun dare me.
On that, went to the washroom.
Wifey definitely knows what I’m talking about, mumbled “siao ah”
Y reacted in a manner as if dun understand what I say…
Y: har? What you Say?
With that, she uses the same trick, lips reading skills on me, “lai lor”
I was like… Wtf is happening? Dun think too much. Quickly go bath first. Really tired liao.
Still OK outside the washroom. But the second I entered the washroom, it’s a brand new world. A very unfamiliar scent went thru my nostrils & wakes up all my senses. It’s not what Wifey uses. MUST BE Y….!!
Ensuring door is locked & secure, I scan around the toilet. No bathtub. Normal sprinkler. Scan some more, familiar yet unfamiliar sets of clothing hanging side by side. Well I definitely knows which set belongs to Wifey, that makes the other set….. Y!!!
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Ensuring door is locked & secure, I scan around the toilet. No bathtub. Normal sprinkler. Scan some more, familiar yet unfamiliar sets of clothing hanging side by side. Well I definitely knows which set belongs to Wifey, that makes the other set….. Y!!!
Who else right? Not that I dun feel anything for Wifey, but her smell is too familiar already. We still have very active sextion, 5/ week min maybe… but thinking now Y’s smell is just in reach…. goosebumps crept in my entire body. Thrill is too much.
Took down the pic of how everything is place in my brain, I starts to peep into what she has to offer. No camera phone era… hahaha…
Nice cute cotton bra with matching panty. My favourite some more. Light school girlish pink. BTH liao. Knowing that it’s impossible to get anything from Wifey the entire trip, I better do something about it, right here, right now.
The aroma on the bra is oh dear so sweet. No detergent smell, no perfume smell. Simply Y. Nothing but Y… took a look at the panty, FUCK ME BEHOLD. it’s wet, not drenched, but definitely wet. Did what I did to Wifey’s lingerie when we have a steamy sextion, I licked on the crouch. I literally slurp up all that’s in promotion, hell no. It tasted so sweet.
while using her pinky cotton bra to rub on my Milan Jnr. 7mins, I can remember, is all it takes for me to raise white flag to the ground, while taking care not to stain on the precious jewels that’s on my hand now.
Placed everything back in order, flushed the toilet, though never use, must act a bit mah, proceed to bath.
Came out Wifey throw this statement…
W: 今天大便這麽快啊?
Yeap. I usually took at least 30mins in the toilet. Shit or not, doesn’t matter.
Y wanted to brush teeth, while walking towards washroom…
W: Ooi, stink lor… u better wait a while.
Y: ok lah. When he open door just now also not so bad…. I want to brush teeth, tired liao. Tomorrow let’s go out earlier.
HM: not too early ah… pleaseeeee dun wake me up before 10. So hard applying for leave to get out of town. Let me rest a bit more, can?
Wifey: dun bother abt him lah… always like that. No work wake up late. Numb liao.
Y just smiles & went to brush her teeth.
Once she came out, something not right, head lowered, super shy look type, but then, i can tracw out that shes bearing a HUGE grin on her face. Wife noticed that too…
W: Ooi, what’s so funny? Smelly right?
Y: Ohar, no lah. Just suddenly remembered something funny at office. Boss wants to eat up new intern crap…
W: haiz… 男人没几个好東西。
I stared at Wifey.
W: 不是嗎?
HM: whatever…
With that, Wifey’s turn to brush teeth.
Y, in lightning speed, bolted to me.
Y: tasty anot? I purposely leave there for U. Still worried u might not want it. But now seems like my worries is 多舆的。 glad u like it & thks for helping me to clean up. Will wear it again tmw.
I was like….. oops… smlj? She’s trying to entrap me??!!??
Y: the only problem is that… I think I need my cleaner again.
Now, that’s what I called… WTF…
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Thanks for the support & points Bros. Initially was hesitant to write. Was inside me for so many years.
Till recently, when too tired & went for a massage, not really have any response when ML teasing.
She was like putting in a lot of effort but…..
Out of the blue, she called out, “姐夫， 快点好吗?要不等一下姐看到，我们就麻烦了。”
Was like agt/ bgt golden buzzer u know Bros, right spot, right effort. Sprang to attention. Just like when we saw the CSM coming into our bunks during army.
Rest was history.
Side track, called Y after session with ML. She was surprised. Hala Hala a bit. Meet up for coffee. Yes till now. She also married with kids. But then, just coffee. Nothing else though some verbal flirting of the past.
Still love our respective spouses, just a little 回味 on what happened in the past.
This prompts me to write. Maybe, 1 day shd tell her abt it. Haha…
Dun flame me Pls. Sometimes it’s these small little stuffs that will rekindle dying fire inside you.
Will continue after lunch. Gonna work now.
HM.
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I was like….. oops… smlj? She’s trying to entrap me??!!??
Y: the only problem is that… I think I need my cleaner again.
Now, that’s what I called… WTF…
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HM: Ooi, dun like that lah… Later cannot tshan then u kw…
Y: Pls lor… u hv your Wifey here. I nothing lor… tease u bit cannot meh…
HM: I nv say cannot lei…
Y now walks very close to me, shocked me with her next action. Slid her hand into my berms, then boxer and grab my…….. no. Dun think wrong. Grabbed my butt. Other then earlier in the car, she spent the next 3mins grabbing/ caressing my body all over… less my Milan jnr who is taking post again right now.
Bros, kangaroo caught in spot light. Stunned.
As fast as it starts…
Y: ok. 3mins up. W coming out soon.
HM: WAH…..
As I said that, door creaked open
W: WAH simi?
HM: No lah… Y say tomorrow must wake up at 9. Breakfast at the famous Ipoh Horfun. Sian lei… so many cars there, parking also difficult…
W: Sian then next time dun come lor… stay at home better right… no car, no ppl, no parking… walk naked also nobody care…
HM: u sure nobody care har… OK. Next wkn i’ll spend the whole wkn naked at home.
Y: them I better dun go there. If not later 生针眼…, hahaha…..
For very long, I had not seen this reaction from Wifey. She’s blushing.
Y: W, u drinking in the toilet meh…?
W: ?!?
Y: then why face so red?..
W: 小孩子，不要問這麽多…
On hearing that, Y sat vertically straight, chest out stomach in, tried her very best to burst her peaches out…
Y: 很小meh?
HM: Meh jia chow ah…
Both of them just stared at me… forgotten I’m standing 3m away from them only…
HM: Lame…
Both broke into hysterical laughter again.
HM: better lower your voices. Later kenna chase out of hotel then u know.
Both starts covering their mouth. Then it happens again. As soon as they stopped giggling, they put down their hands & sticker out their tongue again.
幹。。。 I’m in trouble liao.
Go into toilet to brush teeth. Remembered what Y told me aboutique needing a cleaner… took out her pinky to have ppk. Nnb… wet again. A little more then just now some more. Hang on. Did she M herself when Wifey & myself were outside?? Must be. Arboh how to explain the wetness?
Nvm. Am enjoying her taste & do maintenance to my Milan Jnr.
Well, fast hand fast leg. Complete live firing in 10mins. Quick clean up & brush teeth. Out of the room, saw the 2 princesses squeezing half the bed. Leving the other half empty.
HM: sleep properly lah… Later fall down dun call me ah…
W: y says is OK to squeeze on the bed lah… if not the couch also dunno clean anot?
In my heart was like…. hu huhhhh…
HM: Nvm lah… Later so squeeze…
W & Y: we very fat meh…?!?
Pouchy lips again.I hate that. So freaking sexy…
HM: no lah… it’s I fat mah…
Y: siao. If u fat, then A (cousin) is giganticnormous. (Yes. This is the exact word she used. She’s the one who spelt it out for me, cos I catch no ball)
All 3 starts laughing again.
HM: I’m OK if u guys fine with it.
So first time in my life, 2 girls on same bed sleeping with me. Wifey in center though.
Wifey center…?.. cfm no action tonight. Sleep bah… told myself.
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I’m wrong… so wrong…
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