Mr Canon,
I wish to extend a warm welcome to you.
otamay,
Yes, damn fucking drained. I heard tiger penis was good for invigorating our penis but I wasn’t sure if it was available. Not to worry, those with erectile dysfunction. Viagra has come to your rescue.
humpcheepang,
I don’t think the soup was spiked. I think for KingBong it was a case of ‘strike when both bottoms were hot’.
FINAL VERSE OF MY FOLK SONG
He went to the courtroom found no answer to the mess
Who would believe that he had done all these
And he sat and he listened to the misdeeds he had done
Now I’ll love to have Matilda with me
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of
popular culture
(?) and that parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. If I can get Yankovic to sing my song, I think it will be an instant hit here. My wish for writing this song is that it will be a constant reminder to the people providing their service in any charitable organisation to be mindful of the public money that they are spending. I certainly hope that this song wasn’t a distraction to my main story line.
END OF C1
The end of my folk song is an indication to all readers that my time with C1 had ended. It was 2 weeks short of the longest time (from my observation) that she had spent with her boyfriends. Two months after screwing her, I found a new job and left. Her colleagues saw me fetching C1 home for the next 2 weeks and then I was declared MIA.
The 60 fucking days with C1 actually made up for loss time when I was in NS but I was really drained. This was an estimation of fucking days after deducting those ‘you can’t touch me’ days and those days that I couldn’t make it. Our prick is like our body. The more you exercise, the healthier you are. The more you fuck, the stronger your priick will be. You won’t experience any erectile dysfunction if you have a healthy sex life. A fuck a day, keeps the doctor away.
I was quite busy in my new workplace and couldn’t spare the time for C1. I knew in my absence, C1 would go on to look for another replacement. When I had the time to spare, C1 would say that she was fucking busy. With the spare time I went with my new colleagues to visit HCs. This was when I found HCG1.
I will talk about HCG1 later tonight in my final update for today.
tengkokkok,
Thanks for keeping to your words.
spidey69,
My thread will not disappear overnight. Please don’t skip any of your meals.
eeemen,
It’s nice to have people like you showing so much concern. After her miscarriage, my wife successfully gave birth to our second child. She is on frequent official overseas trips and I spend a lot of time with my children. Of course the time is divided between them and my extracurricular activities. My wife appreciates my contributions to the family.
otamay,
Please don’t call me shifu. There are no secrets or manuals. Perhaps, one of the reader was correct when he attributed my encounters to ’tao hua’. People with ’tao hua’ don’t have the luck to prosper. When my palm was read, the fortune teller told me that the 2 lines don’t meet, which means that the gap will always allow my wealth to flow away
AD69 & Elementary,
Both of you are my great supporters. Thanks for having the stamina to stay on to read my updates.
FINAL UPDATE FOR TONIGHT
After I knew HCG1, within the next 3 months I was involved with C2 and my future wife. There is a Chinese saying, “No come, no come. One come, 1, 2, 3 come”.
I went to the HC and HCG1 gave me a massage. HCG1’s massage was quite good. I went back to find her again and this time round I asked her if she would make house call. I wanted her to come to my house for the massage because my parents would be away on holiday. During first 2 massages, I didn’t ask for specials but I gave her $15 tips and another $2, which was the change. From what she told me, she was only paid $9 from the $38. I told her that I would pay her $60 and would also reimburse her taxi fare. She agreed and she came to my house on the specified date after her work.
She reached my place about 12 midnight and she gave me the massage. This time round, she offered her special, handjob $50 with autoroam only on the top half of her body. My total damage would therefore amount to $130. I was contemplating on skipping the special, but that would mean I would have to solve the big problem myself. When I finally agreed, she bared the top half of her body. My eyes almost popped out when I saw a pair of papayas. Again, I wondered whether those big boobs were hereditary. The boobs were big but the sag almost unnoticeable. I made my $50 worth by squeezing her breasts and sucking on her nipples, while she gave me a handjob that I would rate it as 8/10.
After the session, HCG1 gave me a short brief of her background. She was divorced and had 3 children. [I wasn’t told the reason for her divorce.] Only one of her children was very attached to the father. After HCG1’s divorce, she got to know an ‘Ah Long’ (moneylender), which she called AL. AL operated in a few gambling dens and she got his financial support to become a ‘ma tao’ (one who operated the pawning business) in those gambling dens. I hope the term used is correct. AL took good care of her, giving her money and buying a lot of nutritious foodstuff for her. She was given the nickname ‘Swallow Sister’ (yan jie), because birdnest was part of her daily diet. Both the AL and HCG1 were heavy drinkers. Sometimes, they would go to JB for their drinks and when AL found HCG1 too drunk to fuck, he would get a hostess to accompany them to a hotel. AL would fuck the hostess while HCG1 snored away.
Usually the drinking would commenced at the gambling den and sometimes AL would ask a ‘hor li’ (card dealer), which she called HL, to send a drunked HCG1 home. HL was also a runner for AL. AL had rented a private flat where he and HCG1 would fuck the night away. Sometimes HCG1 was so drunk that she couldn’t remember who had fuck her the night before. HL, of course took advantage of the situation and on few occasions fuck HCG1 without the knowledge of his boss. On one occasion, HCG1 was not too drunk when HL sent her home. She had the shock of her life, when she woke up to discover that HL was fucking her. She tried resisting but it had being quite a long time since she was sober enough to enjoy a good fuck.
I will continue with her short brief tomorrow. If you don’t believe what she had told me, then I don’t think I am able to convince you. I am relating exactly what she had mentioned.
Bro Zizz , its my pleasure. We are after all, a brotherhood with “common” interests in our extracurricular activities. It is good to know that you have coped well with the incident, and is now blessed with more children.
Home is where our heart will be at the end of the day and its good that we don’t lose sight of it no matter how much ECA we do outside of it.
Once again, my thanks for your sharing and a have a great bonking and happy weekend ahead. This is one thread i religously keep track of. Brings back lots of memories as well. thanks!
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ZIZOUZIZOU
AD69 & Elementary,
Both of you are my great supporters. Thanks for having the stamina to stay on to read my updates.
Bro ZIZ,
I should be the one thanking you to write such a good story for us to read.
gonna miss your stories bro as i’m going to BKK for a short trip
.. not sure whether to go and watch the Thai-Spore game or not.. although i already bought the tickets
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icesmoke
not sure whether to go and watch the Thai-Spore game or not.. although i already bought the tickets
Bro,
Do becareful when you go and watch the Thai-Spore match. Hope you have a good time in BKK.
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ZIZOUZIZOU
I will continue with her short brief tomorrow. If you don’t believe what she had told me, then I don’t think I am able to convince you. I am relating exactly what she had mentioned.
Bro Ziz,
You are relating your life experiences so don’t have to convince us, we take your postings wholesale. Looks like HCG1 is any rider, quite in bad shape and is always drunk. Please continue your updates. Waiting patiently…..
LENS,
It’s good that you ignored those zappers and continued to post your nice story.
eeemen,
I totally agree with you. Home is the place where we can find solace from the fucking rat race in this silly world. I hope you will have a wonderful weekend too.
AD69,
Ok, it’s my pleasure to write for you and all the readers.
icesmoke,
Go and enjoy yourself in Bangkok. I realised after the 2 trips there, it is one place where you should not bring any ladies with you. Whatever the results of the Thai-Sing game, the important thing for you is, to score with the siambus.
otamay,
All my deals with HCG1 didn’t include alcoholic drinks. She wasn’t a rider, just a lazy fucker.
UPDATE
With ’tao hua’, my wealth began to flow away with my sperm. Sperm can be replenished but not my wealth.
HL was fucking HCG1 and now both were enjoying it. HCG1 would always feint drunk to find the excuse to fuck HL. In the underworld dealings, one fundamental rule is never steal from your own rice bowl. One day, AL came home and caught the two of them happily fucking away. Both HCG1 and HL were beaten up the next day by AL’s henchmen and HCG1’s relationship with AL ended.
HCG1 had nobody to turn to. HL got fired and was in no position to support her. HCG1 found a job in a HC. It was at her working place that HCG1 met an owner of a stationery shop. She called him SSO. HCG1 turned to SSO for financial support and he rented a room from HCG1’s colleague to turn it into their love nest. SSO, thrice a week would tell his wife that he was out doing sales in the morning and subsequently fetched HCG1 to their love nest to fuck. On some weekends, SSO would offer his Benz 200 as a bridal car and he would also be the driver himself. The bridal car services helped SSO to defray a portion of the installment he was paying for his Benz 200. More importantly, it gave him the extra mileage with HCG1.
So, SSO was indeed good to HCG1 but she got angry with him because he recently aborted his plan to bring HCG1 to Bangkok. “How about me bringing you to Bangkok?” I proposed to bring her to Bangkok during the Songkran Festival. The Thai New Year is on 13 April and the celebration stretches from 12 - 15 April. I gave her an offer she couldn’t refuse (sounded like the Godfather), she would go on a holiday with me and she would be paid $500 for the entire duration of the trip. Despite giving her such a good deal, there were no agreement made on engaging in sex with her. It would mean that, if I demanded for sex, she got every right to tell me to fuck off.
We reached Bangkok on 12 Apr, the streets were already turned into no-go zones for anyone who doesn’t want to get wet. What was originally a time for Thais to pray in the temple and to sprinkle water on their elder’s hands as a sign of respect, Songkran had became a nationwide party where everyone threw bucketfuls of water over each other. Songkran was as wild as ever with foreigners and locals alike engaging in full on water combat with each other. While we were walking on the street to a restaurant for our dinner, a few water bombs landed on HCG1. One of the bombs exploded on her papayas and her blouse immediately had the see through effect showing off her black bra wrapped papayas. Later one bomb landed on my pants, and it was like I had just ejaculated after seeing those papayas. At the restaurant, the aircon made us colder and I could see her hardened nipples under her non-padded bra. She feasted on those traditional Thai food while I feasted on her papayas.
Before I went to the toilet, I got 2 plastic bags from a waitress. In the toilet I peed into one of the plastic bag and I filled the other one with water and simply tied the bags with a knot that could be untied easily. When we left the restaurant, I gave her the bag filled with water. Now both of us were armed for the battle on the street. I managed to dodge, when a white tourist threw a bomb at me. With proper aim, I launched my bomb at him and I could see his white T-shirt turning yellow. HCG1 was hit by a bomb threw by the white guy’s lady companion and she threw her bomb at her attacker and found the target. I held HCG1’s hand and ran towards our hotel for fear that the white guy would create trouble when he found out that he was hit with an ammonia bomb.
Back in the hotel room, HCG1 quickly remove her blouse and jeans and disappeared into the bathroom. My rod rose to the occasion with the short peepshow. After her bath, HCG1 reappeared with only a towel wrapped around her body. Then she signalled me to take my bath.
I will continue with the actions in my later update.
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thomas999
Who is AL ?
Below is the quote from bro ZIZOUZIZOU’s previous post.
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ZIZOUZIZOU
After HCG1’s divorce, she got to know an ‘Ah Long’ (moneylender), which she called AL. AL operated in a few gambling dens and she got his financial support to become a ‘ma tao’ (one who operated the pawning business) in those gambling dens.
Bro Zizz,
Wow go all the way to bang cock liao……expecting something interesting here to come up…..