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Bentaken
Please continue TS
Thx thx for all the support, I’ll try la cos real life commitment :P
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Maybe a hungry man makes a guy think excessively, now that I got my stomach full I was ready to go back home to follow up some of the small stuff that the renovations have left out. I do not know if I have some strange luck or misfortune that as I turned out to the main road, I saw yet another familiar figure.
Alan and Jessy (she prefers to be called Jes) are newlyweds that moved in just a bit after I did. Jessy was actually the first neighbour that I had met and it was not even in the neighbourhood. It just happened that on one occasion I was near her workplace and I suggested for a tea break meetup which she agreed to do so just under her office.
Jessy is your kind of sunshine girl. She is around 155cm in height, is rather slim and was wearing a V-neck top and a flared skirt when I met her. I would say she has a mix of beauty and cuteness. Her warmness is contagious and it would be hard for people to not have a good impression of her. One thing I noticed was that she seemed to love skirts or dresses as that is what I am spotting her wearing now…short skirts and dresses are often my nemesis. I quickened my pace and stopped beside her while she was waiting for the traffic light to work to her advantage.
Jessy: Hey Marcus! What a coincidence!
Me: yeah, there is certainly a fair bit of coincidences today.
Jessy: Haha! What’s that about?
Me: First I see Evelyn, then I see Lynette and now I see you.
Jessy: Oh! It must be your lucky day then! Or maybe it’s just a saturday which everyone is more free.
I would not think much as “lucky” in the same lines as “unfortunate”.
Me: Yeah, hey the lights have changed. Let’s cross.
I allowed her to cross the road first as the vehicles stopped, walking behind her a little to make sure she crosses the road fine. I picked my pace a little to walk on the side of the pavement closer to the road. She noticed my movement and looked at me with some appreciation.
Jessy: Wow, you are quite the gentleman eh?
Me: Eh?
Jessy: Your actions.
Me: What?
Jessy: You moved me to the side away from the traffic.
Me: Oh, that. That’s nothing.
Jessy: Not many guys do that nowadays.
Me: Ehm well, that’s just something I do and was taught for some time, similar to opening doors.
Jessy: I guess you have a good upbringing since that’s really a very nice thing to do! I am impressed!
Me: Ehm…hahahaa thanks thanks, I really don’t know what to respond at this point.
Jessy: So what’s your plans today?
Me: Overseeing some reno stuff. You?
Jessy: You still have reno stuff?
Me: Not really major, some patch work.
Jessy: Ah okay, I’ll most probably be going out with Alan once he is back from work.
Me: He works on saturdays eh?
Jessy: Sometimes, but what to do?
Me: Yeah, sometimes I need to as well.
Jessy: You are IT right?
Me: Yeah lo, the computer guy. And please don’t follow up with “can you fix my computer” even though I do have basic skills to do so.
Jessy: Awww…how did you know that?
Me: I get that question ALL THE TIME.
Jessy: Hahaha! That makes you the nice guy then!
Haiz…another misconception of me.
Me: Eh…ok lah. Hey, I need to make a turn to the supermarket. You can go ahead with your stuff first.
Jessy: Sure! See you around!
With that I switched my direction to the supermarket.
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My dear SBF readers so far, so who do you think is my favourite neighbour so far?
Evelyn - the bubbly, fleshy C-cupper with much to show for?
Maybel - toned professional, cold to the touch but warms up after?
Elise - tall, straightforward lady with creamy legs to die for?
Lynette - petite, sweet girlish lady whom men love to protect?
Jessy - the warm and sunshine lady who love dresses and skirts that shows her butt and legs?
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Originally Posted by
strout
Any look-alike pics as examples?
At most only dress style lor…hahaha how to find lookalike ppl from the net sia
Psps recently busy and also following neighbours to poke poke…I mean Pokemon Go…haha will update soon soon!
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The week went on surprisingly uneventful since the Saturday that I bumped onto the many female neighbours (maybe I should mention them as “wives”…hahaha). Peace is good as that meant my mind is in a calming state and I will not lose attention to what I am supposed to be doing. Now, what am I supposed to be saying?
Oh yeah, it was another week before something worth mentioning happened. It was a peaceful evening and my wife had a company event so I’m pretty much stuck at home doing boring stuff. Then a call.
???: Yo Marcus, what you doing now? You at home?
Me: Hey Terry, wassup. Me ah, at home lor.
Terry: Come up leh, we got drinking session here.
Me: Who around?
Terry: Got James. Myself and Elise lo.
James and his wife Jessica had just moved in within the two uneventful weeks. Not much is known about the wife, though James appear to complain quite a bit about her even to his newfound friendly neighbours. I understand every family has its challenges so I would just take it with a pinch of salt.
Me: ok, since I nothing to do I come up ba. Need me bring anything?
Terry: no need, just bring yourself.
Me: haha sure man!
Being a good neighbour I brought a pack of peanuts up to Terry’s place.
By the time I arrived at their place, James was already tipsy and blaring and slurring. He looked visibly upset and complained about work and personal life in general, while Elise was listening him out and Terry closed the door behind me as I entered the house.
Me: Hey James, you seemed to be on a one-man party mission.
He turned to look at me. It felt like a death stare.
James: I see you brought something that can make me feel better. Why not open it?
I opened the pack of peanuts and my clumsiness caused it to spew over the table. My hand stretched out to gather it but James stopped me.
James: It’s okay man just eat it like this. Lup sup jiak lup sup tua!
I took a quick glance at Elise and she gave me a helpless face while James was busy munching. I settled down on one of the stools as Terry prepared a beer for me.
Terry: 来来来, bottoms up bottoms up!
Me: You siao ah? Fresh cold can you want me bottoms up? Unfair leh!
Terry: Who tell you so late come?
Me: Siah lah, you call me I come up liao hor!
Elise: 不要说没有啦，我这罐也是新的啦!
Me: Ok ok, lim lim lim…
All four of us finished our existing cans and Terry walked to the kitchen fridge and took more cans while James continued his rumbling. I took a short while to settle myself and noticed Elise was wearing a simple purple spaghetti top and pink cotton shorts that showed off plenty of her flawless milky white legs up to the side of her hips. It made me wonder if she wore any panties at all as it gave zero indication from the cutting of the shorts. Her top did not give a lot away as it did not expose herself way too much, but it felt like it was worn many times so it did went loose a little…she was straight in front of me so there was no opportunity to catch any possibility of a side boob view and I tried not to stare too obviously. Final conclusion for that moment was that I did not see any bra straps. Was she braless?
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Originally Posted by
sexcrusader2
My master asked me to learn more English.
Need translation ah?
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Originally Posted by
Kooker
lol wrong thread. how to delete a post?
I also dunno how, guess you can’t. Anyway I know what you are talking abt
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Originally Posted by
Rickey
You can delete yr post but not totally remove it altgt…by clicking on yr “edit” function…hope tat helps…nice ’teasing Zg’ story from TS btw
…keep it going…
..waiting to see how Elise’s simple but provocative teasing dressing excites TS…& guys in general…whether she was braless, pantiless etc, etc…
Seriously I thought James was too busy complaining he wouldn’t have noticed that…or that he had a fair share of his stories…but that is another thing…
Thx for the support anyway
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I snapped out of my daydream (technically a “nightdream”) to avoid suspicion as all of us were literally listening to James’ stories and experiences. A few more cans of beers had past and it came to a point that it was obvious that James could not drink anymore.
Me: Hey James I think you have to go back bah…drink too much also no good leh.
Terry: Yeah man James, think I bring you up bah.
James: …
Me: I go up with you all?
Terry: No need lah, you just stay here bah. At least my height can bring him up…hahaha
Me: Wah lau eh you 人身攻击! Simi lan jiao!
James: No need trouble you lah. You provided peanuts liao.
Terry: Just stay around here, come back I drink more with you.
Me: I not as pro drinker as you leh.
Terry: (looking at James) let’s go let’s go…
With that, Terry managed to drag James off the couch and made their way outside.
Elise: Wah piang eh, 终于完了。
Me: Hahaha…挺难gao dim hor?
Elise: Yea lor, 怎么办？
Me: Aiya, 不用这样garang的嘛
Elise: Aiya…buddy ma, 有事不能解决只能听lor
Me: 你simi buddy…charboh lah,不用跟我们这些男人buddy的lah…
All of a sudden she put down her can of beer abruptly.
Elise: 喂,simi charboh tarboh eh, buddy is buddy okay?
As she was saying that, she kind of lurched forward and flapped her top back and forth, as though trying to tell me that there is no difference of sexes when it comes to listening to problems. What she is trying to show me though…is her A+ cup boobs through the opening…and I did not know if I imagined too much or was drunk but I could make out her erect nipples…
Me: ok ok ok! Wa zai wa zai, I know I know, no need like that show me one okay. I trying to say, we guys are okay one, complain complain nia…you no need so buddy with us, you also got husband to think one leh!
Elise: (leaned back to her previous position) Orhhh…then like this I understand lah. 不用担心lah, Terry ok one la…he know me that time already know I ah lian ah lian one leh~
Me: Yea, and I take now to know that.
Elise gave a playful punch on my arm.
Elise: Simi daiji…mai lai lah…I know 人不可貌相 right…
Me: This one I totally agree. Just now James like that you still can gao dim him, really need a bit of ah lian in you lor.
Elise: Whatttt!!! I very guai one okay…I didn’t ah lian on him hor…just patient like a puppy…
Huh? What? What kind of description is that?
Me: Simi puppy….puppy you give it food it run to you liao lah…I think for your case is give you beer then you run to me liao…
The next moment I knew, she launched an almost-empty can of beer at me which hit me. On my chest. It bounced off me, but not without spilling its contents.
On my sports shorts. Near my privates. And remember…in my neighbourhood, I do not wear underwear. Maybe it’s the alcohol and it’s making me cooler than usual.
Elise: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: SIMI LANJIAO!
Elise: LI EH LAN JIAO LAH!
I heard the gate open and I knew Terry is back. Good thing he is back, else I do not know what I’ll do to Elise.
Terry: Wah so happening ah?
Me: Wah piang eh your wife ah! MAKE ME WET!
Terry and Elise: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
I left the couple to laugh while I excused myself to the washroom to clean up. Fortunately my sports shorts is partially waterproof so the beer did not wet myself much. What a strange sequence of events…after cleaning up, I came out only to see Elise chilling by the sofa.
Me: Oh, you all finish laughing liao ah.
Elise: Yea lah you lah, make us laugh until my boyboy wake up liao. Terry go pacify him liao.
You wouldn’t think a married couple with a 1 year old boy would behave this way. I didn’t.
Me: I think I should be going back home liao.
Elise: So fast ah?
Me: Simi fast, later I tio complain drink too much cannot sleep on my own bed hor.
Elise: 有这么严重吗?
Me: Yeah, cause I snore when I drink too much and sleep.
Elise: Oh. Haha…okay lah then 我不耽误你 liao lah.
She gestured for a hug which I complied. Now let me describe the scenario. Remember I mentioned Elise is actually tall for a lady? She is actually a little taller than me even without footwear, and the way she approached the hug made me unable to offer a buddy hug as she did not bend forward but instead walked straight to me. Not that I mind, but I was just trying not to give her weird ideas of myself…due to this, we hugged a little tight with her boobs pressing on my chest…and somehow for some reason, one of my hand was on her back and the other…on her butt. HER BUTT! WHAT AM I THINKING! Could you imagine the feeling on your hand on a perky butt separated by only a small cotton shorts? The softness with her warmth…….I realized I was thinking too much in a short moment and I withdrew at my earliest opportunity.
Elise: Wei wei wei…what you do ah?
Life froze for that second. Millisecond. Nanosecond. For a moment, I do not know if I should feign ignorance, create a stupid excuse or say something that a hot-blooded male would say.
I went against all weird odds and convention.
Me: 我在卡你的油。
I could not believe what I said. Shit.
Elise: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Simi SAI! 我没什么油给你卡啦！你回家卡你的油啦！
Amazingly I was off the hook.
Me: 不要这样讲啦。。。你有美腿leh!
Elise: 要不要？来来来
She turned to her side in a mock action to expose her sexy creamy leg…by now I can fully see her leg up to her hip bone and unless she is wearing a g-string I am pretty certainly she was naked inside…damn.
Me: Mai lai lah…wah lau later Terry kill me…but hor, I can consider.
Elise: (mock punch on my arm) SAI LAH! Go go go 走走走！！！
I took my leave from their place and went home. It was truly a strange night.
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